Unforgivable Sins of Game Design

[Alex]

I just finished Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and holy shit, those credits. Not being able to skip or speed that shit up is the worst. I was flashing back to Assassin's Creed 3 for a while.

I appreciate all the fine people who bring me games, but still. I don't care THAT much.

[Defenestration]

Can't you just make a sandwich and come back when it's done?

[Grath]

Can't you just make a sandwich and come back when it's done?

My best friend beat Metal Gear Solid 4 while hanging out at my house and we missed the mid-credits nonsense because we did just that.

[Brentai]

What... *all* of it? Were you making a croque-monsieur?

[Alex]

Can't you just make a sandwich and come back when it's done?

Like Grath said, there's the mid-credit stingers, which are fine in movies, whose credits don't drag on long enough for me to destroy Namek. Granted, I could've just as easily looked it up on Youtube, but Sakurai look out cutscenes for that very reason I wanted to make sure there wasn't a second one or quitting out early wouldn't cause my PS4 to burst into flames or launch the disc at me.

[Thad]

Yeah, there's really no reason for any game's credits to last longer than one of the Lord of the Rings movies'.