FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Büge » Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:22 am

François wrote:I'm at about the point where the Scions seem pretty close to moving to Mor Dhona, and I gotta say, it's continuously weirding me out how practically any single cutscene in the Hildibrand series has clearly had more heart put into it than the entirety of the actual main story so far.


That's because the Hildibrand content was secretly a way for the graphics team to test the limits of the models and effects for future content.
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Friday » Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:09 am

I'm actually fairly certain that the dev team is being held hostage by an insane person holding a gun to their heads demanding at least 5 nods, 2 hit palm with fist, and 17 alphie brings hand up to chin thinking animations per cutscene, and if alphie isn't in the cutscene to do his animation then bring him in mid-way
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Friday » Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:13 am

also come the fuck on with yugiri jumping straight up into the air and vanishing

she should land right where she jumped from 2 seconds later in a heap, all embarrassed and red-faced and then drop a smoke bomb

and then not have moved

and then just do the teleport hover animation to leave
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby McDohl » Tue Feb 25, 2020 7:47 pm

Hildy and other side stories like the tribe stories (ixal, kobolds, amaaljaa) are where the devs get experimental, and take the lessons learned into the MSQ for future expansions.

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby François » Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:28 am

Right, that'll make sense. It's been a lot of oatmeal to get to that brown sugar, but I sure look forward to three expansions' worth of tiny doblyn hijinks.

By the gods, I'd lock the door to the Waking Sands and burn it down with everyone inside if it would spare that doblyn a moment of the most fleeting melancholy.

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Büge » Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:57 am

François wrote:By the gods, I'd lock the door to the Waking Sands and burn it down with everyone inside if it would spare that doblyn a moment of the most fleeting melancholy.


Shut your goddamn mouth and don't you dare threaten Tataru ever, ever again.
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby François » Wed Feb 26, 2020 10:02 am

Fine, I'd only lock the basement door.

But I'd try to talk her into letting Godbert toss her at his son's head.

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby François » Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:08 pm

"You know, boys, now that I think about it, we've definitely seen some shit."

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in other news how about that blood on the deck nonsense

screw you game i ain't pay fifteen bucks a month to play on easy mode

i pay fifteen bucks a month for the opportunity to come back later once i've learned to make a better sword

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby François » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:18 pm

Aight, I'm two thirds of the way through Stormblood. Here comes Zed's Beast Tribe Rankings, by absolutely absent demand.

1. Namazu
squip squip squip squip
actually funny
can't wait for them to be a playable race

2. Kobold
delightfully petty
789th order acolyte ba go is the only good character in ARR

3. Vath
famous wines
best primal
i put on their armor set and call everyone fleshling
i get to repeatedly stink up a dragon's personal space until he goes away

4. Moogle
they're furry little shites indeed but this is the first time I've ever given one half of one toot about moogles so it has that going for it
i guess they're kind of endearingly goofy instead of being "this is the mandatory cute critter of the game, look how cute, buy square enix merchandise"
i even feel bad about that one quest with the slapping, good grief

5. Vanu
behold the power of interpretive dance
yes, i get it, the ishgardians don't know catsfoot chew is made out of bug meat, tidus laugh
on the plus side you can do the sundrop at the start of missions and identify fellow cool people by who does it with you

6. Amalj'aa
proud warrior race, yawn
masked catgirl is secretly hot, what a tweest

7. Sahagin
fishdad is the only remotely interesting member of his entire species
he is not very interesting

8. Ixal
fuck you I'm not climbing the observatorium again
cool wolf

9. Sylph
carry quests, all day, every day
no cool wolf
sneezing mount is in remarkably poor taste nowadays

10. Kojin
pickle delivery slash child beating service
"my self-confidence was the real treasure"

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Blossom » Sun Aug 23, 2020 3:43 pm

I don't know how to embed a twitch highlight in these boards, if we even can. Anyway.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/718732396

Got married last night.
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:08 pm

Adorbs, obv. Congrats.

That's neat that the devs built in all sorts of nice cutscenes like that. Makes it into much more of an event.
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Friday » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:36 pm

yaaaay Blossom congrats

ngl lie, Karmen Ala'mhigo is the best name I've ever seen
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:37 pm

Friday wrote:Ala'mhigo


Oh, is this a city in-game?

EDIT: Ah, it is. SensibleChuckle.gif
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby François » Sun Aug 23, 2020 8:33 pm

Dang, nice, congratulations.

I'll just be over there waiting for the patch that lets me marry Gyoshin.

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Blossom » Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:17 am

Friday wrote:yaaaay Blossom congrats

ngl lie, Karmen Ala'mhigo is the best name I've ever seen


my wife is a genius, it's true

it's a subtle thing, but we are wearing each others' colors as accents, there? and did the room up in same
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Postby Büge » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:04 am

That is the cutest, and I love your vows to each other. Congraulations!
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Upthorn » Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:36 am

Congrats!!! Have good life together!
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.

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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Thad » Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:09 pm

Grats Blossom.

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Postby Blossom » Tue Sep 01, 2020 12:05 am

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It's a good game y'all.
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Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

Postby Friday » Tue Sep 01, 2020 12:18 am

That's an amazing picture. Did you draw it?
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