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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Lyrai » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:05 pm

I can find some porn that can answer it for you, if you want.

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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Newbie » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:10 pm

I really can't wait for the release of WoW Classic, so I finally have an appropriate channel to shout my manifesto on why the ahegao face is the worst thing to happen to pornography in the last twenty years
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Mongrel » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:10 pm

"Hangry Mode"

Oh dear.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Upthorn » Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:31 am

Newbie wrote:I really can't wait for the release of WoW Classic, so I finally have an appropriate channel to shout my manifesto on why the ahegao face is the worst thing to happen to pornography in the last twenty years

It's one of many, many, many things in anime-style porn that seems sexy in art, but simply doesn't translate to real human women in any positive way.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Friday » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:40 am

Some porn cosplayers do it and it is fucking hilarious
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Büge » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:55 am

see also: nosehooks
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:36 pm

Friday wrote:porn cosplayers

wait what

EDIT: I'm not doubting that such a thing exists. I'm just having trouble understanding how porn cosplay isn't just... porn.

EDIT 2: OH, DUH. I just parsed that wrong. You mean those dorks who do pornographic versions of cosplay, not like, there's a con somewhere where everyone dresses up like jokey versions of famous porn stars.

Like I was picturing a porn con (those exist, obv) where there are contingents of cosplayers dressed like Ron Jeremy, Tom of Finland, or a raunchy KPop star or AV girl, only with an ahegao face and was like w-
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Brentai » Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:30 pm

I've been to one of those.

Don't judge me, I was dragged there by my sister.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Upthorn » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:54 pm

Everything about that statement invites uncomfortable questions.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby pacobird » Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:41 pm

Newbie wrote:I really can't wait for the release of WoW Classic, so I finally have an appropriate channel to shout my manifesto on why the ahegao face is the worst thing to happen to pornography in the last twenty years


i hate that i had a reaction to this
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Brentai » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:56 pm

And what reaction was that?
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby pacobird » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:05 pm

That the actual worst trend in porn is all this stepfamily malarkey
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Brentai » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:20 pm

Not what I was expecting but undeniably true.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Upthorn » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:28 pm

pacobird wrote:That the actual worst trend in porn is all this stepfamily malarkey

Yeah, porn should use blood relatives, the cowards!
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Newbie » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:07 pm

...since we're talking about it, the step-family thing is actually another leaf from the same tree that gave us the ahegao face. That tree's name is "we want to convey this common desire or interest or concept, but doing so is more complicated and difficult than we can really afford to attempt, but fortunately we can brandish this symbol to approximate that idea without needing to put in the actual work."

The ahegao face is basically cruise-control for stoking your partner's desire while simultaneously satisfying that desire in such that they are transported to a realm of unimaginable ecstasy. Meanwhile, the step-family thing is especially confused because it's simultaneously an attempt to inject more platonic relationships into porn (reddit link; sorry) while also capitalizing on increased frisson due to the forbidden nature of the relationship. But because you can achieve these effects just by "flipping the step-sibling switch" and "slapping the ahegao button", they stop trying to use the shortcut to get you to your actual destination and instead are just trying to get you to the shortcut itself.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby beatbandito » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:10 pm

I don't know about you dudes but I usually just look at boobs and touch my penis.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Newbie » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:06 pm

if you aren't writing a dissertation about it you're doing it wrong
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Brentai » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:10 pm

The stepfamily thing is just another effect of tuning content for maximum ad revenue. I don't think a LOT of people are watching this stuff; I think a FEW people are consuming it voraciously and also tend to not have their ad blockers on. That and the fact that you can trivially turn any content into that (literally you just retitle it) makes it too lucrative to NOT do.

The ahegao face is just pure imprinting. Our elders thought catgirls were ridiculous too.
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Re: Game musings and news

Postby Thad » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:28 pm

Brentai wrote:The stepfamily thing is just another effect of tuning content for maximum ad revenue. I don't think a LOT of people are watching this stuff; I think a FEW people are consuming it voraciously and also tend to not have their ad blockers on. That and the fact that you can trivially turn any content into that (literally you just retitle it) makes it too lucrative to NOT do.


And of course as with any targeting, there's a feedback loop at work. If every third video says "stepsister" in the title, that's going to mean a lot more people clicking on stepsister porn even if that's not really what they're into.

The ahegao face is just pure imprinting. Our elders thought catgirls were ridiculous too.


I dunno, catgirls aren't *too* far removed from, say, Julie Newmar's Catwoman.

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Re: Game musings and news

Postby beatbandito » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:37 pm

Brentai wrote:stepfamily

Okay if we actually get into it, stepfamily porn is all porn because it's just two people in one house fucking and the relationship is determined by the difference in age. Watching porn with the sound on is weird, watch porn with the sound on and listening to the story is weirder. I don't know how this group of people that we all know grew up on fucking flash hentai can make it into their thirties and still worry about the non-sexual content in their porn.
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I have a response for this too but it requires pictures and this is a work laptop.
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