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So, I just read Web Design Got Complicated and would like to point your attention to Jekyll and company. You run a local script to regenerate the nav, header, siderbars, etc.. It's nice when you want to throw it in a public folder and not have to worry about interacting with the rest of a site's architecture, if your hosting sucks, or you need things to be blazing fast (since it's just serving static files).
EDIT: By no means a "yo, you should switch" sort of thing as much as "hey, if you run into a context where this proves useful, know that it's an option."
EDIT: By no means a "yo, you should switch" sort of thing as much as "hey, if you run into a context where this proves useful, know that it's an option."
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sei wrote:IMO, blogging is a means too. I am just not sure what your actual end is, even though you wrote it and I'm quoting it.
Doing it because I enjoy writing things, mainly; I see it as an end in itself. If people like stuff I write (and occasionally they do), that's a bonus.
I won't rule out monetization (if I can keep up the regular posting I could see signing up for something like Patreon, though Patreon itself doesn't exactly seem like the ideal option right now, and aside from that I DO intend to expand my Tempin' Ain't Easy post into an ebook at some point in the coming months), but really I do it because I like to talk about this stuff. Same reason I write stuff here.
sei wrote:Fix your fucking URLs so they don't include index.php. This isn't 1996. "index.php" is noise and it will cause URL clipping in search result listings.
The reason I haven't done this yet is that it would break every permalink on my site. I know it would be a simple rewrite rule in .htaccess if I were running on Apache, but I don't know how to do it on an IIS server with a Plesk frontend. If anybody can point me in the right direction, that'd be swell. (EDIT: Done; see below.)
sei wrote:Use featured images. Header images break shit up and make it look sexier.
More time spent finding/capturing/editing/uploading images is less time spent doing what I actually enjoy doing. I just posted the first part of my Mega Man piece and my main takeaway is that it took two things I enjoy doing (playing video games and talking about video games) and turned them into work. More specifically, work that I don't get paid for. Now, there are probably ways to streamline the process and make it less onerous (and I'm going to solicit some ideas in my postmortem after I'm done with the thing), but at the moment "add more images" sounds like exactly the sort of thing that would grate my nuts until I stopped blogging again.
I blog because it's fun. I've demonstrated numerous times over the past 20 years that when it quits being fun, I have a tendency to quit doing it.
sei wrote:Consider just showing excerpts instead of the full posts on the archive pages. It makes it a lot faster to skim for something of actual interest.
The reason I've never used excerpts is because I hate having to open a link from my RSS reader just to finish reading the article I've already opened. As far as I know, Wordpress doesn't have any built-in way to show full posts in an RSS feed but only show excerpts on the archive page. I could conceivably hack one together (just show the first paragraph of each post, say), but I'm not sure how well that would work in practice.
sei wrote:Audio book section. Do you want to actually sell these?
Yes. But at present I only have three of them, and my asthma is preventing me from recording any more. Trying to get a marketing machine rolling at this stage in the game is putting the cart before the horse.
sei wrote:When you've got the page looking up to snuff, start linking people to it and giving them a promo code for a free download and/or attaching the book for free. You have to get some initial interest/reviews. Figure out where people write about audible books or books similar to the ones you narrated, and send them your shit for an honest review and/or a way they can give their readers some kind of discount. Bonus offering for them (content, if they like your book, and a giveaway to readers); bonus offering for you (traffic); win-win.
I don't own the rights to the audiobooks, Sei; I narrated them as work-for-hire. I don't get to do stuff like give them away to people for free; that's copyright infringement.
I could certainly discuss marketing ideas with the authors (or their representatives; I've never actually talked to Dean Wesley Smith), but again, rolling out a marketing strategy for three books, with no new product in sight for the past year and a half, doesn't seem like it would carry the best ROI.
sei wrote:Make a fucking portfolio page to serve employers / peers. Feature interesting personal projects and any previous web shit done for work that you'd like to show off.
I have one. You've seen it. We've discussed it. The thread titled "thadde.us - my portfolio" is literally two spots down from this thread at the time of this writing.
I don't keep my portfolio on my blog site because I would like to direct prospective employers away from my profanity-filled personal blog, not towards it.
Now, I've considered putting a link to the portfolio site in my navigation. That would be one of those things I mentioned about not wanting to bring the navigation and site title together at a combined width of 1280px, because I might want to add more things to the nav.
sei wrote:FIX YOUR FUCKING URLs
(and promptly 301 the old ones)
No, that's bullshit; I am not going to intentionally break 933 permalinks. A rewrite rule would be a good solution (and again, I'm open to suggestions on how to do that in an IIS/Plesk environment); an error message is not.
I still get pretty frequent hits from links to my Kirby, Penders, and Final Fantasy posts. I do not want those people to just get a 301 page and leave.
EDIT: I guess a 301 is an automatic redirect and not just an error page? Didn't know that; my bad. Still looking into it but it looks like maybe the Redirection WP plugin might do the job.
EDIT 2: Okay, should be fixed now. Let me know if you see any breakages.
sei wrote:So, I just read Web Design Got Complicated
See? I do have content in your wheelhouse! Thanks for reading and providing feedback.
sei wrote:and would like to point your attention to Jekyll and company. You run a local script to regenerate the nav, header, siderbars, etc.. It's nice when you want to throw it in a public folder and not have to worry about interacting with the rest of a site's architecture, if your hosting sucks, or you need things to be blazing fast (since it's just serving static files).
EDIT: By no means a "yo, you should switch" sort of thing as much as "hey, if you run into a context where this proves useful, know that it's an option."
Oh yeah, I heard of that thing but I'd forgotten about it. I'll give it a bookmark.
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...Christ, how did none of us notice there was no pagination at the bottom of the homepage? That's a priority fix, not the header shifting eighteen pixels to the left when you make the window brobdingnagier.
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MEANWHILE: I've finally got my Mega Man: Powered Up/Maverick Hunter X post up. Well, the first part, anyway; it turned out to be a whole lot more involved than I expected. Pausing to take screenshots is terrible (I've occasionally considered trying a screenshot LP -- like maybe the Suikogaiden games to complement R^2's Suikoden ones -- but it is now clear that I would hate that); editing them is worse. And coming up with coherent copy to explain what the hell it is I'm talking about is harder than I expected.
On the plus side, I had a few bright ideas as I was going, one of which was splitting the thing up into three parts. The first is a rough overview; the next one will focus more specifically on the really fucked-up vertical platforming sections in MHX (and why Powered Up doesn't have them (it's because the original Mega Man had no vertical scrolling)); finally, I'll look at the ways the two games were rebalanced and why it worked for Powered Up and not MHX. (Mainly it's because the original Mega Man is a much rougher game than the original Mega Man X, and had much more room for improvement, whereas the places they changed things in MHX mostly made them worse. The change to the capsule order, in particular, is completely fucked up.)
On the plus side, I had a few bright ideas as I was going, one of which was splitting the thing up into three parts. The first is a rough overview; the next one will focus more specifically on the really fucked-up vertical platforming sections in MHX (and why Powered Up doesn't have them (it's because the original Mega Man had no vertical scrolling)); finally, I'll look at the ways the two games were rebalanced and why it worked for Powered Up and not MHX. (Mainly it's because the original Mega Man is a much rougher game than the original Mega Man X, and had much more room for improvement, whereas the places they changed things in MHX mostly made them worse. The change to the capsule order, in particular, is completely fucked up.)
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Skip it if you hate it.Thad wrote:sei wrote:Use featured images. Header images break santorum up and make it look sexier.
More time spent finding/capturing/editing/uploading images is less time spent doing what I actually enjoy doing. I just posted the first part of my Mega Man piece and my main takeaway is that it took two things I enjoy doing (playing video games and talking about video games) and turned them into work. More specifically, work that I don't get paid for. Now, there are probably ways to streamline the process and make it less onerous (and I'm going to solicit some ideas in my postmortem after I'm done with the thing), but at the moment "add more images" sounds like exactly the sort of thing that would grate my bollocks until I stopped blogging again.
If you think that regularity/simplicity might save you enough time/thought to hate it less, I've got a quick suggestion. Be lazy. Right/left align images with a consistent width and don't bother giving a shit about the height. Use wordpress's size-above-thumbnail and have it float on some side or other of paragraphs and it'll break things up visually without making you waste as much time sizing/cropping.
Can relate. Severely neglecting my site, though not due to meta-tedium of pictures so much as not enjoying porting the site across hosts and/or tech platforms. Also, tech debt re writing tests and some boring bugs to squash...Thad wrote:I blog because it's fun. I've demonstrated numerous times over the past 20 years that when it quits being fun, I have a tendency to quit doing it.
I believe the excerpt view on the blog is independent of how feeds are handled.Thad wrote:sei wrote:Consider just showing excerpts instead of the full posts on the archive pages. It makes it a lot faster to skim for something of actual interest.
The reason I've never used excerpts is because I hate having to open a link from my RSS reader just to finish reading the article I've already opened.
On your site (which uses full articles) and on another site I tested which uses excerpts, feedly shows both the same. I think the reader app's configurations tend to show the excerpt in the list-of-articles view, but that it opens the full content on a tap/click without forcing you to open your browser.
I think this is done because the <description> field in RSS is usually straight text, whereas <content:encoded> gets used for the main body.
(But I wasted ~40 minutes coding a custom RSS template for essentially no reason, before figuring that out.)
Didn't realize. Disregard the marketing stuff, then.Thad wrote:I don't own the rights to the audiobooks, Sei
Ah, fuck. Full-on brain farted and assumed corporate-sellout.com was on the path to absorbing thadde.us.Thad wrote:I have one. You've seen it.
Thad wrote:EDIT: I guess a 301 is an automatic redirect and not just an error page? Didn't know that; my bad. Still looking into it but it looks like maybe the Redirection WP plugin might do the job.
EDIT 2: Okay, should be fixed now. Let me know if you see any breakages.
Site's being a little slow, so I can't check. Simple 301 redirects is a pretty straightforward way to handle them on WP, but I've only tested it on a *nix environment. Manually .htaccess edits and WordPress don't always play that well, for some reason, if you ever find yourself dealing with WP+apache.
301s not only redirect browsers, but they inform spiders of URL changes, facilitating search indexing updates.
EDIT: Site loaded. I still see /index.php/ in the hrefs of child elements of About and Features in nav. Need to update the menu in WP. The 301s seem to be working, though.
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sei wrote:I believe the excerpt view on the blog is independent of how feeds are handled.
I'll look into it. If it makes sense to use excerpts going forward, I might start, though I'm probably not going to go back through 930+ posts and switch them all over.
(I have occasionally considered migrating my hand-coded pre-2006 blog posts over to the blog format. It would be interesting to go through all my old stuff and decide how to categorize and tag it. I'd probably do that before I went through and excerpted everything.)
sei wrote:EDIT: Site loaded. I still see /index.php/ in the hrefs of child elements of About and Features in nav. Need to update the menu in WP.
Oh right, because those were custom URL's instead of WP pages; makes sense. Should be fixed now.
Also noticed that the URL for the About page was /about-2/ ; eventually determined there was a default About page sitting in the trash and deleted it, so that should be fixed too.
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Good catch on /about-2/, meant to bring it up.
Yeah, those edits sound like a baaaad time. That's where you'd probably save a lot of time by hacking conditionals into the theme's content.php.
Thad wrote:sei wrote:I believe the excerpt view on the blog is independent of how feeds are handled.
I'll look into it. If it makes sense to use excerpts going forward, I might start, though I'm probably not going to go back through 930+ posts and switch them all over.
Yeah, those edits sound like a baaaad time. That's where you'd probably save a lot of time by hacking conditionals into the theme's content.php.
On the note of custom URLs and things breaking in general, the Screaming Frog spider and Google Webmaster Tools are pretty nice for detecting 404s and need for other fixes.Thad wrote:Oh right, because those were custom URL's instead of WP pages; makes sense. Should be fixed now.
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Welp, this may be the most ridiculous high-concept post I've ever done; certainly it's the one that took the most effort for the least yield:
Stuff on Screens
Stuff on Screens
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You know, I do too. They made the whole thing take substantially longer than it would have without them (because I had to split images up instead of just use one image per page -- and I actually fucked around with some floats to handle the word wrap), but they're kinda the best part.
I was kinda bummed when I realized I'd missed one, but then it occurred to me that it's a good illustration of the point I'm making about the limitations of longhand.
I was kinda bummed when I realized I'd missed one, but then it occurred to me that it's a good illustration of the point I'm making about the limitations of longhand.
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I'm trying the "regular blogging" thing again and have managed to make it a week.
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I always appreciate it when you pop up in my RSS feed. (Bad Hair Day was also my first actual Weird Al album, though Greatest Hits 2 was the first disc of his I got. My .. sister? I think found out I liked him from buying the compilation and got me Bad Hair Day on cassette that Christmas.)
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Thad wrote:Yeah, that's another one of those late 1990's things I've kept around out of sentimentality as much as anything. Though hero sections are still pretty common in this day and age.
And if you just want to keep on top of the latest posts, there's always good ol' RSS.
Thad I used to enjoy your blog posts but lately you've been sucking Ken Penders dick a LOT and frankly you are a homosexual who enjoys humping Robotnik butt
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Trying to start regular blogging again. I've got the next five days' worth of posts already scheduled, starting with a Spider-Verse post that, thanks to its Oscar win, is timely now instead of really late.
In fact it's going to be a Spider-Man-heavy week.
In fact it's going to be a Spider-Man-heavy week.
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Good stuff so far. Dark Tower is a good series, and I even recommended it to a friend who hated King's writing style and she liked it despite that. Personally, I think the first half of the series (1-4) is better than the second half. I'll be curious to see what you think when you get around to finishing them.
A Daredevil game done well would be fucking amazing. Imagine a subgame where you have to argue in court to help people out, and you can see the results of your courtroom victories (and defeats) in the game map. Of course, maybe you could use your late night escapades to give you a leg up in the courtroom, too.
As far as Thugs go, Pointy Stick is best.
A Daredevil game done well would be fucking amazing. Imagine a subgame where you have to argue in court to help people out, and you can see the results of your courtroom victories (and defeats) in the game map. Of course, maybe you could use your late night escapades to give you a leg up in the courtroom, too.
As far as Thugs go, Pointy Stick is best.
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Welp, missed a day, but hopefully I'll have some more coming. I have Thoughts about Good Omens and The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.
But I've also got taxes to do, and a wedding anniversary, so I don't know that I'll spend much time writing this weekend. Should have more to post soon, anyway.
But I've also got taxes to do, and a wedding anniversary, so I don't know that I'll spend much time writing this weekend. Should have more to post soon, anyway.
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Buster Scruggs post will go up tomorrow morning; it's less about the movie itself (which is fantastic) than about how someone could totally do a TV series in a format like that.
Nothing else scheduled yet, but I've got some ideas.
Nothing else scheduled yet, but I've got some ideas.
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Happened to notice that my hosting guy must have set up a Let's Encrypt cert for me, because https is working now.
I set up a .htaccess rewrite rule to force https instead of http, and it seems like everything's working, but if anybody wants to kick the tires and see if anything's broken, feel free.
I set up a .htaccess rewrite rule to force https instead of http, and it seems like everything's working, but if anybody wants to kick the tires and see if anything's broken, feel free.
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Tires kicked, no problems on this end.
Been doing a bunch of looking back because of spring cleaning, which is not quite moving but it also makes you go and look at shit you have just laying around with memories attached to it.
The world of the early and mid 2000s is gone in more ways than one, but I can still remember what it felt like to be there. Staying up late with friends and laughing and talking, before they all got lives and jobs and wives and husbands and kids. Mostly what I miss was the sense of freedom. We were young adults with the whole world in front of us. It didn't matter that I couldn't afford to eat anything other than cheap ramen. I had my crew of friends and we were going to have a good time or die trying.
On the other hand, I -was- a complete idiot, so some things do improve with age.
Also, I went back and read your Ken Penders coverage, and let me just say:
Man, I agree. The Sonic fandom is really weird.
Been doing a bunch of looking back because of spring cleaning, which is not quite moving but it also makes you go and look at shit you have just laying around with memories attached to it.
The world of the early and mid 2000s is gone in more ways than one, but I can still remember what it felt like to be there. Staying up late with friends and laughing and talking, before they all got lives and jobs and wives and husbands and kids. Mostly what I miss was the sense of freedom. We were young adults with the whole world in front of us. It didn't matter that I couldn't afford to eat anything other than cheap ramen. I had my crew of friends and we were going to have a good time or die trying.
On the other hand, I -was- a complete idiot, so some things do improve with age.
Also, I went back and read your Ken Penders coverage, and let me just say:
Man, I agree. The Sonic fandom is really weird.
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