CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:53 pm

<leeham> https://twitter.com/ntsAllOverMe/status ... 9821657088
<Friday> what the hell is this
<Friday> delete this
<leeham> those transporter accidents are a bitch
<Friday> Tuvix was only the beginning
<Friday> Ricard
<Friday> Datroi
<leeham> LaWorf
<Friday> Barverly
<Friday> Weslexander
<leeham> Suluhura
<Friday> Chief O'spot
<leeham> Gowvok
<Friday> Spones
<Friday> trying to combine scotty and chekov
<leeham> scotch
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:53 am

<Jeb Bush 2012> I can't wait to watch the super bowl, live coverage of the iowa caucuses, donald trump's SOTU, a democratic primary debate, and the oscars
<fmm> Id watch all of this if the networks “accidentally” scrambled their reporters so that the sportscasters were covering the oscars, the political pundits the super bowl, etc
<Rosengren> obviously you should get five televisions and do cocaine until it doesn't matter
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:38 pm

This went places Friday might enjoy.

<bracketbot> mayor pete’s campaign helped pay for the app that fucked up the vote tallying
<wcb> Seems doubtful
<Jack> It looks like they’ve done separate work with the same software firm, Shadow (because why not just a supervillain name) which is largely staffed by Obama and Clinton people.
<Jack> Not sure if it’s an overt conflict of interest but shady as fuck to not disclose any of this.
<Jack> This is after the Buttigieg campaign managed to spike the DMR poll
<wcb> Wasn't it disclosed in the FEC filings?
<Jack> I'm not really interested in your justifications of a notification being put up in an abandoned cellar somewhere behind a hidden wall, a sea of fire, the one-eyed guardian and the chasm of doom and that meeting some arcane standard of due diligence. I'm interested in the fact that none of the other campaigns knew this until last night and there was a good several hours where every major news outlet was just reporting that no one knew who developed the app because the DNC wouldn't answer them forthrightly.
<Doug> dude that sounds cool
<Jack>I was alternately going to go with the Vogon bit about the notification on Earth's destruction, but was too lazy to get up and grab my copy of Hitchhiker's.
<Khaos> i like that after you pass a hidden wall, a sea of fire, the one-eyed guardian and the chasm of doom you just end up in some guys abandoned cellar
<Doug> Isn't every dungeon really just some mad wizard's abandoned cellar
<Grant> now I will assume that monsters in dungeons are tenants, living in the wizard's basement apartment
<Jack> This implies that D&D is a game of armed burglary, which checks out
<Grant> It would be fun to spring some sort of Dungeon Police, who teleport into dungeons when they get word of a break-in, on pcs. Especially on PCs who try to rest in the dungeon.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Feb 04, 2020 2:05 pm

THIS IS THE DUNGEON POLICE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RESTING UNDER

<Brentai> Wow I'm getting a whirlwind tour of the usual idiot queries this morning.
<Brentai> "This field isn't what I assumed it to be, please change it and break everyone else's stuff." "Numbers are down, tell me how it's your fault." "I'm Some Guy and I need unrestricted access to everything."
<beatbandito> I'd start with the last one then blame Some Guy for 1 and 2
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby beatbandito » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:51 am

I know it's gauche to post a self quote, but it's still making me snicker

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:51 pm

<barksdale> Personally if I were running for president, I would want to travel the country and meet voters individually just to tell them they're complete sacks of shit. That's why I support Joe Biden
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Metal Slime » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:00 pm

[17:58] <Lady> okay wow
[17:58] <Lady> some of these people on youtube have no business masturbating their cats

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:26 pm

<barksdale> Personally if I were running for president, I would want to travel the country and meet voters individually just to tell them they're complete sacks of shit. That's why I support Joe Biden


god damn it this made me like Biden more
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby KingRoyal » Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:25 pm

I said it before and I'll say it again: Biden has been telling voters to vote for someone else and, damnit, they did. Nobody else has shown that kind of effective leadership.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:11 pm

Friday wrote:
<barksdale> Personally if I were running for president, I would want to travel the country and meet voters individually just to tell them they're complete sacks of shit. That's why I support Joe Biden


god damn it this made me like Biden more

Bloomberg's surge in the polls has certainly made me look at Biden with much more of a "well, I guess it could be worse" attitude.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:38 pm

Yeah, I was already there. I remember three months ago when Biden was the worst candidate I knew about, then Pete was like "hold my beer" and then Bloomberg came along and was like "hold my entire bar".
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:40 pm

"...which I just bought, to host campaign events in."
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:34 pm

1:07 PM <Lady> wait
1:07 PM <Lady> didn't you tell us about this once, friday
1:08 PM <Friday> Romo has already heard this story
1:08 PM <Lady> you were going to ask her out
1:08 PM <Lady> but you didn't
1:08 PM <Friday> fuck you're right
1:08 PM <@Romosome> I love driving and people should take good road trips
1:08 PM <Friday> i'm old i'm repeating my stories
1:08 PM <@Romosome> Friday you've been repeating your stories to me for like 5 years now

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1:10 PM <Friday> i'm 90% sure you haven't heard this one before, romo or anyone else
1:10 PM <@Romosome> Also I was exaggerating to tease you
1:10 PM <Friday> shut the fuck up
1:11 PM <Friday> okay when i was like
1:11 PM <Friday> 10?
1:11 PM <Friday> so yes INFINITY YEARS AGO THANK YOU ROMO
1:13 PM <@Romosome> Friday did we interrupt you
1:13 PM <Friday> no my fucking mom did
1:14 PM <Friday> she's knocking again
1:14 PM <Friday> hold on
1:14 PM <@Romosome> rofl
1:14 PM <Friday> ok she's gone
1:14 PM <Friday> so yes when i was 10 or so INFINITY YEARS AGO ROMO JOKES ABOUT HOW OLD I AM
1:15 PM <Friday> we had this half lab half something dog named bandit
1:15 PM <Friday> who was just like the most idiot dog
1:15 PM <Friday> he constantly was escaping
1:15 PM <Friday> like he was an idiot EXCEPT at escaping
1:15 PM <Friday> but our other dog Starchild would like
1:15 PM <Friday> chastise him
1:15 PM <Friday> when he came back
1:16 PM <Friday> from his neighborhood explorations
1:16 PM <Friday> and yes i named the dog Starchild when i was like 3
1:16 PM <Friday> we just called her Star
1:16 PM <Friday> mostly
1:16 PM <Yoji> I always appreciate when people try weird things like naming a dog Starchild
1:17 PM <Friday> anyway Bandit got away one time and when he came back he was all screwed up like he'd been fighting
1:17 PM <Friday> so we took him to the vet
1:18 PM <Friday> it's actually the vet I based the vet on in The Ends
1:18 PM <Friday> in the story it was on the outskirts of town
1:19 PM <Friday> i moved it there in reality it was close to the center of town just a few blocks from city hall
1:19 PM <Friday> i remember it was a super hot day
1:19 PM <Friday> and my brother got to stay home and play videogames and i was pissed
1:19 PM <Friday> i don't remember why i couldn't stay there with him
1:20 PM <Friday> so we go and we walk in and i'm bored and sitting there and they have put me in charge of bandit so i'm holding his leash
1:20 PM <Friday> and he's like straining against it
1:20 PM <Friday> because there's this cat
1:20 PM <Friday> and this lady and bandit was a cat chaser
1:21 PM <@Romosome> Bandit no
1:21 PM <Friday> so he's finally taken back
1:21 PM <Friday> and it's hot as fuck in the room
1:21 PM <Friday> and my parents go back and tell me to wait
1:22 PM <Friday> and i'm a precocious little girl and i would talk to random people
1:22 PM <Friday> so i ask the lady what kind of cat that is
1:22 PM <Friday> and she says "it's burmese" and tells me that all burmese cats came from one cat a long time ago
1:22 PM <Friday> and i'm like, amazed by this information
1:22 PM <Friday> it's true also
1:22 PM <Friday> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burmese_cat
1:23 PM <Friday> "Most modern Burmese are descendants of one female cat called Wong Mau, which was brought from Burma to America in 1930 and bred with American Siamese."
1:23 PM <@Silversong> Friday my ride is here wrap up story plz
1:23 PM <Friday> so i'm like that's really cool that you know like, exactly who your cats great great great grandma is
1:23 PM <Friday> and she's like yeah but if you don't believe me
1:23 PM <Friday> i have something else
1:24 PM <Friday> and she reaches into her purse and does the "lady searching purse" dance for like
1:24 PM <Friday> 45 seconds
1:24 PM <Friday> and finally brings out this little like jewelry box and hands it to me
1:24 PM <Friday> and says "go on open it"
1:24 PM <Friday> i bet you can guess what was inside romo
1:25 PM <Brentai> Mostly tacos.
1:25 PM <Brentai> Oh, inside the box.
1:25 PM <Friday> ROMO GUESS I BET YOU CAN
1:25 PM <Friday> he's fucking afk of course
1:25 PM <Friday> he probably is out chasing a car
1:26 PM <@Silversong> I always wonder if Friday makes up these things or if other people actually retain detailed memories
1:26 PM <@Cait> was it a slightly smaller box
1:26 PM <@Romosome> Hang on
1:26 PM <@Romosome> My dad interrupted me
1:26 PM <@Romosome> I'm reading up
1:26 PM <Brentai> No, I know the answer to this one.
1:26 PM <@Silversong> My childhood memories are more like "I wore MC Hammer pants and jumped off the swings"
1:26 PM <@Cait> i try not to remember my childhood
1:27 PM <@Romosome> I have no idea what could be in that fucking box and I am vaguely terrified that it's going to be something like in 7
1:27 PM <@Romosome> Please Friday tell us what it is
1:28 PM <@Romosome> "it's a piece of the last child who asked me questions"
1:28 PM <Friday> sadly no
1:28 PM <Friday> i was looking for it
1:28 PM <Friday> here i finally found it
1:28 PM <Friday> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... upbiB0ywJw
1:28 PM <@Romosome> Also that's awesome about Wong mau
1:29 PM <@Romosome> I'm going AFK again
1:29 PM <@Romosome> We're not family anymore
1:29 PM <Friday> hahahahahahahahaha
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Romosome » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:50 pm

I just read that and you never actually said "a long time ago"

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:27 pm

1:11 PM <Friday> so yes INFINITY YEARS AGO THANK YOU ROMO


oh wow bro you are not going to pedantic your way out of this one
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:33 pm

<Brentai> Honestly I'm less worried about some virus and more concerned that we probably just knocked over the first domino of the economy.
<@Silversong> I'm hoping all the small businesses here survive this.
<Brentai> And by me I mean specifically and solely Donald John Trump.
<Brentai> *we
<Brentai> Okay you got me
*Brentai rips off his mask.
<Brentai> IT WAS COVFEFE THE WHOLE TIME
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:17 am

9:12 PM <@Romosome> Friday do you see that part where you tried to bully me by presuming I didn't know any really nice words
9:12 PM <@Romosome> What kind of word would you use to describe that
9:13 PM <Friday> oh
9:13 PM <Friday> that's simple
9:13 PM <Upthorn> arrogant
9:13 PM <Friday> that word is "Friday"
9:13 PM <Friday> Romo you're a lot smarter than anyone gives you credit for don't think I don't know that you dumb mother fucker who doesn't know jack shit about anything dweeb idiot
9:13 PM <@Romosome> A man came riding into town on Friday and then left the next day on Ophelia
9:14 PM <Friday> Ophelia is a dead meme
9:14 PM <Friday> ...
9:14 PM <Friday> k i swear to god i didn't mean to do that

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:10 pm

<3w13> oh hey the us has decided the president of venezuela is a terrorist
<Doug> even worse than that for him, they've decided he's a drug dealer
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu May 07, 2020 11:25 pm

<Friday> fun fact i didn't get that i had to use the flute
<Friday> and i thought you just had to prove your love by walking forward
<Friday> so Althena killed me
<Friday> and i had to do the Final Boss again
<Friday> ;_;
<Kishi> You would have been right if you were playing the Japanese version, Friday.
<Friday> haha really?
<Friday> did working designs fuck me?
<Kishi> You don't play a Working Designs game and emerge unfucked.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Fri May 08, 2020 12:53 am

Same. But my recollection is that you don't have to fight the final boss again, you respawn like ten seconds before you died. I remember worrying that I was going to have to fight the final boss again but then being relieved when I didn't.

I've been meaning to check out the Unworked Designs patches; I noped the fuck out of Lunar 2 five minutes in when I found out they were going to make me spend ability points to save my game.

My MiSTer is currently sitting at a distribution center in Phoenix so I should have it tomorrow. We'll see how far I get with it. Saturday morning they are parking a crane in front of my house to take my AC off my roof and put another one on, so I intend to not be sitting here trying to set up a MiSTer when that happens.

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