#Tell Friday

[Büge]

[Thad]

Knives for hair? They always were.

[beatbandito]

This is just BP's latest attempt to make pouring oil in the ocean cool.

[nosimpleway]

[Mongrel]

It's The Cetacean Space Probe!

[Büge]

[Silversong]

But Friday, what if I was the goth girl?

Inspired by Stray Gods.
I have since obtained a (faux) nose ring, grey jeans, and bought second hand Dr Martins online, so the cosplay that cannot be recognized as a cosplay unless I am singing is almost complete. But damn it takes forever to clean my face.

[Büge]

[Yoji]

It's The Cetacean Space Probe!

No joke, that scared the hell out of me when I was little. I must've been a toddler when it came out, so the combination of a bizarre spaceship, eerie whale songs, and a whole bunch of other crap going on that I didn't understand just felt creepy.

[Friday]

But Friday, what if I was the goth girl?

ngl lie, I saw that picture before reading the text under it or the name of the person who posted it and legit thought "wow, that super attractive goth girl looks remarkably like my friend Silversong. I should pop into #finalfight and tell her about it"

as usual your cosplays are S+++ tier. This one has got to be my all time personal favorite though. You look absolutely incredible. I am sitting here wearing my pjs and my dumb firefly hat and I am currently removing it so I can say hat's off literally.

[Friday]

obligatory:

[Büge]

[Büge]

[hngkong]

Spy very clearly loves Scout's mom and his son Scout, so he'd made a good father, but not sure about being a good husband. He might be too untrustworthy.
I think Engineer would be too interested in his work to be a good husband, whereas Sniper clearly wants to show he is a professional, so he might be better at leaving work at work, but he's got a piss thing, so ...no.
The ones I wouldn't even consider are Scout, Soldier, Demoman, and Medic. Scout and Soldier are just too dumb, Demoman drinks too much, and I don't want to wake up with random body parts missing or added.
Pyro is too much of an unknown, but based on how the others feel about them... that's a solid no.
That leaves Heavy, who has a PHD in Russian Literature and knows how to care for his sisters. He probably makes killer sandwiches too.

[Romosome]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RIjSZxqlPpA

[Friday]

Scout and Soldier are just too dumb

I wouldn't call Scout dumb, exactly, I mean, we've both got buckets of chicken, eh, okay

and have you seen this? and this? and all this?

[Friday]

look i have a bias, okay

scout may not make the best husband but he's 100% the first on my list to fuck of the cast

unless pyro really does actually turn out to be a latex kink girl

[Mongrel]

unless pyro really does actually turn out to be a latex kink girl

Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart?

[atog]

For some reason in my head anyone with less than 150 hp seems like they would be poor performers in bed. Sorry scoot/sniper/spy.

As for relationship skills, while good food, music, and drink are the way to a woman's heart, nobody builds a cozier nest than Engie.

Medic is right out. Although he gets along with animals, his constant nagging about unhealthy habits would wear out his welcome in a hurry.

Solly seems solid and relatable, but reckless and seems like he would leave me a widow even faster than Demoman. And in the event of his untimely death, realtalk here: Solly won't be leaving me a castle in Scotland when he goes.

[nosimpleway]

Your honor, Buge threw a live grenade into this thread on purpose