my parnets stoped talking to me

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my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby MACHOANDY » Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:53 pm

hey folks

my names machoadny and i am talking to you toda ybecaus my paretns cut me off and stoped talking to me i live on socail assistence and i cant read real well

im also gay and have a dog

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Mongrel » Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:56 pm

Well this is a new bar for spambots. Loved his first post too.

Come on bots! The rest of you are really gonna have to step up your collective game!
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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Bongo Bill » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:22 pm

Don't be stupid, Mongrel. Spambots have signatures. This is obviously somebody's weird alt account.
...but is it art?

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Mongrel » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:38 pm

Perhaps you are funnin' me (in which case hurf blurf), but you did see that mods have already moved his first post to the Thunderdome, right?
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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Büge » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:38 pm

Spram? Guild?

...Cassius?

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Mongrel » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:43 pm

I will be disappointed if this creature is human >:I
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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby MACHOANDY » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:44 pm

how i feed my dog with only like 100 dolars a month in money

how do i stop dog f rom eating my food i leave on the ground

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Smiler » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:48 pm

100% real person.

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Newbie » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:00 pm

We used to have some glorious performance accounts, but I'll be damned if I can remember even one of them.
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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby ocksi » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:33 pm

Kayin had the ship's captain, which was pretty good.

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Brentai » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:07 pm

they need to do away instain mother who kill their dog because these dog can't frigt back

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Friday » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:49 pm

hey guys, friday here. i know u guys probly dont care but here it is:

so i was at my moms and i was sucking sum dick hehe ^^ so anyway my mom comes down and she FREAKS OUT. I mean she was realy realy mad and for why? she says FRIDAY U HAEV TO STOP SUKCING SO MUCH DICK ALL THE TIME and i said MMMPPHRR MMMPPPH MPPPH and she said LISTEN FRIDAY IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE UNDER DIS ROOF UR GONNA HAEV TO STOP SUKCING SO MUCH DICK and I said PFFFFT MOM CALM DOWN DON'T FREAK OUT.

neway than my mom REALLY got mad. she kiled the guy with her shovel and I was like MOM HOW COULD YOU KIL HIM HE WAS IN A BAND. and she was like FRIDAY YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A GIANT CHICKEN. and I looked and yep, he was.

but i was stil pretyy mad so i slammed the door YOU'RE NOT MY FAMILY NEMORE i was like.

now i am online and i am trying to find out how to get emanciparted? i don't wanna liv here nemore. i figure i can move to LA and get famous. what do u guys think
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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby TA » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:00 pm

He wears a disguise, to look like human guys ...
のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Brentai » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:03 pm

You should at least go live with someone who knows the difference between a chicken and a duck.

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Romosome » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:38 pm

MACHOANDY wrote:how do i stop dog f rom eating my food i leave on the ground


all conversations really do lead to metal gear discussion

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Disposable Ninja » Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:59 pm

so what you're saying is, friday was sucking cock

get it
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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby MACHOANDY » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:45 pm

what is this forum any way

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Thad » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:16 am

A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Smiler » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:45 am

It talked again. Wow.

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Re: my parnets stoped talking to me

Postby Disposable Ninja » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:26 am

it's a place where people who have been annoying each other for over a decade inhabit because they have nowhere else to go

welcome to the saddest place on the internet

you might as well give up now
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