CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Büge » Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:59 pm

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...Sharkey?

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby TA » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:45 pm

It got better :D
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のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri May 12, 2017 11:23 pm

<@Romosome> I'm talking about how botw "fits"
<@Fridayn> which timeline is it in?
<+MarsDragon> What happens if GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON?
<@Romosome> Which is spoileruy
<@Romosome> So
<@Fridayn> Mars: Adventure of Link is the end of that timeline
<@Romosome> I didn't wanna spoil fri
<leeham> Zelda 2 doesn't have any sequels
<@Fridayn> oh
<@Fridayn> okay
<@Fridayn> I mean is it a major spoiler to just know which timeline it's in?
<@Romosome> No
<fbm> zelda 1 and 2 are the end of... id on't remember which timeline
<@Fridayn> Link loses
<@Romosome> Basically it does ANCIENT PAST shit
<leeham> it's the game over scenario
<@Romosome> But specifically says like
<@Romosome> Even that is after everything else
<@Fridayn> so it's super future link?
<@Romosome> Yeah
<@Fridayn> not in any timeline
<@Fridayn> so basically
<@Fridayn> it's dark souls
<@Romosome> Well it directly references oot and other stuff
<leeham> oot is canon to all timelines
<@Fridayn> OoT is true in all scenarios
<beatbandito> OoT is the crux
<fbm> zelda does not care in the heat of the moment where it takes place outside what it's immediately referencing
<@Romosome> But yeah it's dark souls
<leeham> oot is the entire reason there are multiple timelines to begin with
<beatbandito> OoT is what Kain is talking about at the end of Soul Reaver 2
<@Romosome> Well obviously they just want to keep the story separate
<fbm> they do not care about lore in anything but a retrospective sense and never have
<@Romosome> I just like some of the ideas on botw and think they'd be fun explanations for stuff in other games
<+MarsDragon> Make your own timeline
<+MarsDragon> Make sure to have a Geocitites page devoted to it
<fbm> any timeline will do so long as it accounts for all games
<@Romosome> Anyway back to finding nutboys instead of saving the world
<+MarsDragon> Nah, you can throw games out
<+MarsDragon> Its your timeline
<fbm> i throw out the one you like the most
<fbm> whatever one that is
<fbm> and whoever you are
<@Romosome> Faces of Evil is canon to all timelines
<fbm> a timeline with no time to line
<+MarsDragon> Jokes on you I've never even played a Zelda
<fbm> i knew that, you could b e anyone
<@Fridayn> wait
<@Fridayn> Romo
<@Fridayn> are you still there
<@Fridayn> I had one more question
<@Fridayn> Romo
<@Romosome> I'm here
<@Romosome> Omg
<@Fridayn> oh
<@Fridayn> okay you've probably seen this
<@Fridayn> but I wanted to show you this thing about the timeline I found
<@Romosome> Is it a tangerine
<@Fridayn> a long time ago
<@Fridayn> no it's not a tangerine
<@Romosome> Nope
<@Fridayn> wtf
<@Romosome> You said a long time ago
<@Romosome> Come on
<@Fridayn> yes romo
<@Fridayn> WHAT THE FUCK
<@Fridayn> fine
<@Fridayn> https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/im ... 7eqjpg.jpg
<@Romosome> You are the one who taught me to be vigilant
<@Fridayn> here is your tangerine you weird fuck
<@Romosome> You changed that
<@Fridayn> YOU ARE INSANE
<+MarsDragon> I'm disappointed that our protective cloud layer is making me turn on the lights just a quarter after eight
<+MarsDragon> So spoiled
<@Fridayn> romo did you see
<@Fridayn> fbm's link about macgyver
<fbm> clouds are nice
<@Romosome> I think people are arguing what timeline fri
<@Romosome> Like that's part of the problem
<@Romosome> It's inconsistent in some way with all three
<@Fridayn> oh
<@Fridayn> romo did you ever watch Macgyver
<@Fridayn> when you were a kid
<@Romosome> No
<@Fridayn> ah too bad
<@Fridayn> it was rad
<@Romosome> I did not watch it sadly
<fbm> macgyverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<@Romosome> I've seen like an ep
<@Romosome> On oh
<@Fridayn> I remember one episode in particular I saw with my brother
<@Romosome> I like him
<@Fridayn> yeah he's cool
<@Fridayn> anyway fbm's thing I found the ep
<@Fridayn> check it out
<@Fridayn> https://tinyurl.com/ln592v4
<@Romosome> You are fucking unbelievable
<@Romosome> I'm going to go play Zelda
<@Fridayn> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@Romosome> You win
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Thu May 18, 2017 11:54 pm

[20:49:28] <MollyMetroid> Romosome, so roll your stats.
[20:49:38] <Romosome> #roll 6#3d6
[20:49:39] <nyao> [3d6] 6, 9, 10, 3, 7, 9
[20:49:42] <Esperadol> fhgghghghhahahashaha
[20:49:43] <MollyMetroid> holy shit
[20:49:45] <Esperadol> Class: Dog
[20:49:48] <BrentDroid> ...
[20:49:49] <MollyMetroid> you're the barbarian
[20:49:49] <Romosome> wow that's garbage
[20:49:58] <MollyMetroid> that's a reroll
[20:50:00] <MollyMetroid> is what that is
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby zaratustra » Fri May 19, 2017 4:37 am

I recall someone getting that sort of rolls and using them to make a 93-year-old priest adventuring as an end-age-crisis.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Fri May 19, 2017 4:52 am

This was in context of AD&D 2nd edition basic PHB ruleset. Romo doesn't meet the minimum stat requirements for *any* demihuman race, and only barely meets the minimum stat requirements to be a rogue with his 9 Dex. He can't be a fighter, cleric, or mage, because he doesn't have 9 in any of their respective prime statistics.

The PHB helpfully suggests:
Each of the character classes has minimum scores in various abilities. A character must satisfy these minimums to be of that class. If your character's scores are too low for him to belong to any character class, ask your DM for permission to reroll one or more of your ability scores or to create an entirely new character.


Reminds me of an Arcanum character whose only dialogue options are grunts and screams.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Silversong » Fri May 19, 2017 9:33 am

I seriously roll that way, every time I have to roll a character. Even if it's roll 4d6 and keep the top 3, I always end up with 5's and 6's and nothing over 13.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Fri May 19, 2017 8:25 pm

Esperath wrote:This was in context of AD&D 2nd edition basic PHB ruleset. Romo doesn't meet the minimum stat requirements for *any* demihuman race, and only barely meets the minimum stat requirements to be a rogue with his 9 Dex. He can't be a fighter, cleric, or mage, because he doesn't have 9 in any of their respective prime statistics.

The PHB helpfully suggests:
Each of the character classes has minimum scores in various abilities. A character must satisfy these minimums to be of that class. If your character's scores are too low for him to belong to any character class, ask your DM for permission to reroll one or more of your ability scores or to create an entirely new character.


Reminds me of an Arcanum character whose only dialogue options are grunts and screams.


Ogre/Pit Fighter is the best.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lyrai » Sat May 20, 2017 11:16 pm

<+Kazz> say, within 1 point.
* Ophelia (momorin@00-000-00-000.cable.ubr27.sgyl.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #dickjokes
<Doomykins> ;_; where are boards
<Brentai> In my pants.
<+Shana> Ophelia Ophelia?
<JDigital> Shana: it's, like, lyrai or someone
<+Shana> .
<+Shana> I'm Lyrai you dumb fuck
<+Kazz> MAYBE
<+Kazz> IF YOU DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR NAME EVERY FUCKING DAY
<+Kazz> WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO GUESS
<+Shana> SHUT UP, FATAZZ
<+Kazz> well
<JDigital> yeah this gives the illusion we have more women
<+Kazz> don't call people dumb fucks for not recognizing you
<The_Capn> Kazz: who else makes wildly inappropriate horatios
<+Kazz> when you take every precaution to prevent recognition
<Ophelia> hay ^^
<The_Capn> I mean, depending on your resolution, the last one hasn't even left the screen yet
<SimonTheDigger> this so called "energy gum" is kind of bleh
<+Shana> Ophelia
<+Shana> Are you new here
<+Kazz> it could also be a zambie
<Ophelia> What kind of question is that? ^^
<+Kazz> well
<+Kazz> y'see
<+Kazz> i just got off the phone with your grandmother
<+Shana> Yes
<+Shana> Have you been on the phone with your grandmother recently Ophelia
<Ophelia> Yes
<Ophelia> She said good girls forgive and forget
* You were kicked from #dickjokes by Squizzle (Stop changing your nick.)
* Rejoined channel #dickjokes
* Topic is 'Hey artists: index.php?topic=4169.0 | Friday, stop messing around with my nick. | I am leaving the !fatal trigger on overnight. Knock yourselves out.'
* Set by Vance!zerolinar@adsl-00-00-00-000.dsl.i ... global.net on Tue Nov 24 01:37:31
<Shana> :(
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Shana
<Upthorn> !lyrai
<+Shana> DWARVES WITH GUNS.
<The_Capn> http://www.crowdedstreet.net/alex/sever ... _later.jpg
<Upthorn> err right I meant
* Upthorn inserts a quarter into lyrai
<+Shana> Bajumbo moi noi noi jecker Dabatto bunkergait jun jun Nora juerue-rotto pura-pura petto Puraret dum dum Papuranoi noi noi jecker Dabatto bumperget tum tum Ora poerketino bookeran tan-tan-so Bokeretyo kyenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la Terra hooki-ra pishi-to diki-ra poody-to Seni-kidi koseibo Kokorenkyo yenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la Terra hooki-ra shishi-sho tusura hajiki yo!
<+Shana> So why are you in the uk Ophelia
<Ophelia> You sure ask a lot of questions ^^
<+Kazz> the grandmother thing, though, it's a great in-joke now
<+Kazz> so
<+Kazz> i forgive you
<Zararara> good news
<+Shana> You're sure dodgy about answering them!
<Zararara> I'm not leaving next month
<Zararara> I'm leaving today
<@Squizzle> wat
<+Kazz> lyrai stop being a cunt
<+Kazz> zara what
<Zararara> they're paying me to stay at home now
<Ophelia> Look I'm sorry but I don't have to answer right now. My life has got quite complicated and I thought maybe I could find some solace online. Hell knows I've not been finding it in fiction.
<@Squizzle> Lyrai, if this turns out not to be Ophrealia, we get a nice laugh out of it and move on. If it is, well, that's pretty nice.
<Ophelia> I'll be back later, see if anyone cares then.
<JDigital> Ophelia: which finalfight regular under a comedy new nick are you again
<JDigital> zara: did they fire you from your job that you hate
<Ophelia> Screw you, pisswad. You're just jealous because you didn't get to see my tits.
<JDigital> tits or gtfo
<JDigital> also why are you in england
<+Kazz> things are less complicated in england, not more.
<+Kazz> they don't even have cold beer there.
<+Kazz> THEY'RE SAVAGES.
<Ophelia> MAYBE I wanted to go somewhere cultured.
<+Kazz> i went to england.
<+Shana> so how's nimduin
<Ophelia> I should've known there would be hostility; I'm going to leave now. I MAY come back.
<+Kazz> it was awful. everybody sounds smart, like in the movies, but they're actually as dumb as anyone else.
<+Kazz> it was really confusing.
* Zararara waves to Ophelia
<+Kazz> NO STAY
<Zararara> hit ophelia
<+Kazz> STAY OPHY
<Zararara> how's up
<+Kazz> STAY
<Zararara> er
<Zararara> hey
<+Kazz> I LOVE YOU
<Zararara> not hit
* Ophelia (momorin@00-00-000-000.cable.ubr27.sgyl.blueyonder.co.uk) has left #dickjokes
<+Kazz> fucking cunt
<+Kazz> i hope she chokes on cocks
<+Kazz> you too lyrai, choke on cocks
<+Kazz> actually everybody here can choke on cocks
<+Kazz> fucking drama queens
<+Shana> see kazz
<Zararara> kazz
<Zararara> it's not your fault kazz
<+Shana> when she left ff and tried to set up camp elsehwere in the internet
<+Shana> she chose a community I was in
<+Kazz> "I'm gonna go someplace where I faked my own death and then I'm gonna talk about myself. HEY WHY ISN'T ANYONE HAPPY TO SEE ME"
<JDigital> !ophelia
<+Shana> and tried to do the same "make this guy fall for me and break up his relationship but then just be a bitch and reveal i've been stringing him along"
<+Kazz> hey zara i'm sorry to hear that. or i'm happy. whatever you are, i'm that
<+Shana> Except the guy and girl she tried to fuck with ere close friends of mine
<+Shana> so i like to pretend i'm allowed a little extra hostility towards her for that

[16:21] <Brentai> Hey Niku did you actually get through Death in the end?
[16:21] <Niku> Yeah.
[16:22] <Brentai> Okay good.
[16:22] <Niku> I'm in Minewbie right now.
[16:22] <Xerox> Did you actually "get through" Death "in the end"?
[16:22] <Lee-Ham> I got to the second screen of Death!
[16:22] <Moebius> Did you actually "convince to" Death "have buttsex?"
[16:22] <Lee-Ham> Friday told me where the first exit was!
[16:23] <Lee-Ham> I am good at video games
[16:23] <Xerox> Friday told me where the "first exit" was!
[16:23] <Shana> Her vagina?
[16:23] <Xerox> I wasn't going to do it again, but that opportunity and timing was just too good.
[16:23] <Lee-Ham> she said she would let me go through her first exit as long as I let her be player 1
[16:24] <Xerox> I'm not touching that.
[16:24] <Brentai> But Lee-Ham is.
[16:24] <Lee-Ham> but then she just kept hitting pause while I was trying to make a difficult "jump"
[16:25] <Xerox> Yeah, when she's on top, she never lets you go first.
[16:25] <Lee-Ham> it's ok, I got on her square and hit her from below to make her drop her star cards
[16:26] <Brentai> I had sex with Friday in the butt.

[22:25] <notKazz> stush
[22:26] <notKazz> i have critical business.
[22:26] <Stush> D:
[22:26] <Stush> That does more damage then normal business!

<Esperath> aussies love their steaks
<@Silversong> Yeah, I saw their restaurant.
<@Cait> The restaurant that has nothing to do with Australia at all?
<@Silversong> Whatever. There was a digeridoo on the wall. You can't just fake that.
<Esperath> foster's. australian for outback steakhouse.
<@Squizzle> The iPhone doesn't produce the haunting melodies of the Australian outback. Droid digeridoes.
<@Silversong> digeridon't.
<+drethelin> oh no you digerididn't

<+lady_duke> but vaginas dont stick out that way
<+lady_duke> look at that doll
<+lady_duke> her vagina is like, forward
<+lady_duke> protruding outwards from her in a way that they do not realistically
<Esperath> maybe YOU don't have an opposable vagina
<MetalSlime> Taki throws enemies with her vagina
<@Friday> my vagina is capable of bending, flexing, shooting spikes, and accelerating to up to 95 mph.
<MetalSlime> Can you use it for sex, though?
<@Friday> I was describing sex.
<sei> i am disappointed that "bending" was not followed by "spacetime"
<MetalSlime> Sex with Friday sounds like a boss battle
<@Zaratustra> oh, it bends many things
<+lady_duke> hahahahaha
<+lady_duke> oh friday
<sei> inc comment on someone wanting to warp through friday's wormhole
<MetalSlime> With phases
<Esperath> I beat the last boss
<Esperath> I was hard
<@Zaratustra> SHOOT THE CORE

<Friday_San_Diego> Zara you and I should write a Twilight werewolf game
<Friday_San_Diego> Edward: faggot. everyone wins immediately if he dies.
<Friday_San_Diego> Bella: village idiot.
<@Zaratustra> twilight werewolves imprint on a person at random
<@Zaratustra> and then if that person dies
<Friday_San_Diego> Jacob: THE WEREWOLF.
<@Zaratustra> they are Very Unhappy
<Friday_San_Diego> Renesme: double faggot. everyone wins twice immediately if she dies.
<@Zaratustra> this game doesn't seem very balanced
<SimonTheDigger> what if Edward kills Renesme or vice-versa
<Sede> Shmeesme!
<Friday_San_Diego> Very Unhappy werewolves cannot night kill
<Friday_San_Diego> they just mope around all day and automatically self-vote
<Joxam> Friday, the problem with that is you wouldn't be able to destingush them from some of our regular players.

[19:26] John: do you know where I can get good, but cheap, modding done?
[19:26] John: I gotta mod my dick to fuck foreign chicks.
[19:26] Walker: Uh... your dick ought to be region-free, man.
[19:26] John: you sure? it's an 87 model...
[19:27] Walker: Mine's an '82 model and it's region-free.
[19:27] John: well then, I am in business.
[19:27] John: as soon as I find a foreign chick willing to fuck me.
[19:27] Walker: Yes.
[19:27] Walker: That's the problem. Importing them is a bitch.
[19:28] John: I could get one of those mail order brides, but then I'd have to feed it and take care of it...I've already got a hamster, dammit.
[19:29] Walker: And I've got a cat.
[19:29] Walker: I'm sure there's a pussy joke here somewhere.
[19:29] John: actually I was just gonna quote, "a cat is fine too."

<Mr_Saturn> http://tomopop.com/megahouse-s-one-piec ... 0497.phtml OH GOD NICO ROBIN WITH GLASSES
<Mr_Saturn> HNNNNNG
<Rygaron> I came.
<Brentai> I saw.
<Friday> I came.

[03:54] <+Kazz> I HATE BEING ASKED QUESTIONS
[03:54] <+Kazz> I REFUSE TO EVER BE ASKED A QUESTION
[03:54] <+drethelin> kazz how will you do that

<@YoungFriday> Kayin, every time we talk about fetishes, I imagine you in that top hat, standing over some hapless tied up naked girl with a whip
<@YoungFriday> and you're like IF YOU CAN BEAT TYSON I'LL LET YOU GO
<@YoungFriday> and she's like I'D RATHER JUST GET MY NIPPLES TWEAKED SOME MORE
<Kayin> "As you wish :3"
<Stush> Friday and kayin, sitting in a tree, S I T T I N G
<Kayin> And while I Was doing it, I would be the only thing harder than IWBTG

<@YoungFriday> Man
<@YoungFriday> one thing though.
<@YoungFriday> never ever break up with someone in ANY WAY other than face to face
<@YoungFriday> if you do it over the phone or internets or whatever YOU LOSE
<Stush> Friday, what about smoke signals?
<@YoungFriday> those are acceptable if you are an indian
<Stush> Okay
<Rygaron> I think that only counts if you've officially "starting dating"
<Rygaron> Just like, no second date can be telecommuted.
<@Squizzle> No way. The best way to break up with someone is by dictating a letter to your new partner, asking said new partner to embellish it as s/he pleases, and then mail it off.
<Stush> What if you're in your artificial navi body?
<Stush> Is breaking up in your avatar alright?
<@YoungFriday> Stush no
<Stush> Okay.
<Stush> But the air is poisonous!
* @YoungFriday breaks up with Stush over some MMO
<@YoungFriday> I'm sorry, Stush, we can't be /together.
<@OfficeCait> /divorce
<Stush> First you steal my loot, and then you break my heart.
<Stush> Can i still use your town portals, Friday?
<@YoungFriday> hahahahaha

<Yeoz> http://www.civilization5.com/img/screen ... hot_02.jpg :D
<+BongoBill> The best thing so far about the Civilization 5 announcement is all the hex jokes.
<+BongoBill> People are hexcited. The game's got a lot of hex appeal. And it was a good decision: after all, hex sells.
<+drethelin> when I heard there was hex again I was all FF
<LapCait|CLASS> Better than letting them get all pent-up.
<JDigital> Groan.
<+BongoBill> I love you both.
<JDigital> Math jokes, Cait. You're such a square.
<+BongoBill> You'll have to tri harder than that, JD.
<JDigital> Hex harder. There's a river.
<+Ridley> I love the three GIANT HORSES next to the city
<JDigital> six ther'es a river
<+drethelin> that's how civ's always been
<+Ridley> shut up.
<+Ridley> to JD.
<+Ridley> Yeah, I know
<+BongoBill> dreth: now it's less so.
<JDigital> I oct to shut up now
<+Ridley> i'll deca you if you don't.
<JDigital> well hexcuuuse me princess
<@Squizzle> Fuck you. Nine.

<LaserBeing> also the best part
<LaserBeing> of any Zelda episode
<LaserBeing> is when Zelda is sitting on her bed or something
<LaserBeing> and Link comes in
<LaserBeing> and goes "ALL RIGHT! SMOOCHIN' TIME"
<LaserBeing> and fucking tries to jump on her
<Nerd> haha
<@Friday> YES
<@Friday> I remember that
<@Romosome> yes
<LaserBeing> and she dodges
<@Romosome> this was before we had a concept of sexual harassment
<@Friday> fucking laughed out loud
<@Friday> I admit it
<@Romosome> bitches was just playin' hard to get
<@Friday> just like
<@Friday> no preamble
<@Friday> just
<@Romosome> SHE'S JUST SO FEISTY
<LaserBeing> yeah
<@Friday> ZELDA ON BED?
<@Romosome> RAWR
<@Friday> TIME TO SEX
<LaserBeing> and takes a fucking flying leap
<@Romosome> Link just whips it out and it makes the sword-beam sound effect

frocto: but I pretty much lost faith in dick measuring when I found out how big roger's was
Brentai: Mine is tiny.
Brentai: So tiny.
Brentai: Itty bitty.
Brentai: Teeny.
Brentai: Weent.
Brentai: So small.
frocto: and yet you're a stone cold badass
Brentai: All the testosterone went to my AWESOME gland.
frocto: so yeah, penis size has basically nothing to do with awesomeness
frocto: more like your lying gland
Brentai: My lying gland is enormous. And throbbing.
frocto: veiny
frocto: constantly unloading all over women's faces
frocto: there's a series of japanese pornos just about you lying to women
frocto: ok bye

<+Kazz> Furries thrive in the dark, damp corners of the internet
<+Kazz> In fact, they make them damper.

<@JDigital> My headphones broke, but I really wanted to play tf2
<@JDigital> so I held them on my head with a pair of underpants

<@Friday> Roger
<@Friday> You're getting dominated by Bart in a dress
<@Friday> 0-6
<@Friday> Go vote for yourself or something
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> fap

<JDigital> All settlers were offered an acre of land wherever they wanted, so Drain took a long thin strip on both sides of a major river
<@Squizzle> Two strips, you mean.

<+Aoko> (12:44:54 AM) Brentai: Oh damn it you have multiple AIM nicks too.
<+Aoko> (12:45:07 AM) WAHA!: I think at last count there was 200
<+Aoko> (12:45:10 AM) WAHA!: but I lost the pw for most
<+Aoko> (12:45:20 AM) Brentai: You are terrible.
<+Aoko> (12:45:27 AM) Offering to send HK.rar to Brentai
<+Aoko> (12:45:28 AM) Brentai: A terrible human person.
<+Aoko> (12:45:30 AM) WAHA!: why
<+Aoko> (12:45:45 AM) Brentai: AIMing you is like an Easter Egg hunt.
<+Aoko> (12:45:48 AM) Brentai: Through a pile of moe.
<+Aoko> (12:46:03 AM) WAHA!: so moe~
<+Aoko> I laughed. :(
<Brentai> Hey I didn't get any message about that file.
<Brentai> TRILLIAAAAAAN
<@Romosome> every so often Lyrai will change nicks to a character I find sexually attractive and when I first see it I'll be like WHOA HEY before realizing it's her and stopping myself out of self-preservation
<JD> moe moe
<Brentai> Okay that did it.
<@Romosome> Saturn yeah
<+Ridley> I miss the days when everyone I knew just quietly had an FTP server on their system and used those for file transfers
* Brentai is now known as Rukia-chan
<Rukia-chan> You are now confused and aroused.
* @Romosome squints
<Rukia-chan> YOU FOOL.
* Rukia-chan kicks Romosome in the face.
<@Romosome> it's just like charlie brown/my childhood!
* Aoko is now known as Arcueid
<@Romosome> if you guys turn this into a contest it's going to get fucking weird really fast
<Rukia-chan> I uh, I don't know what Romosome's other tastes are.
<Rukia-chan> I'll just go with my own I guess.
* Rukia-chan is now known as Angelica_Pickles
<Angelica_Pickles> I MEAN WAIT NO
* Angelica_Pickles is now known as Mary-Kate_Olsen
<Mary-Kate_Olsen> FUCK
* Mary-Kate_Olsen is now known as Mrs_Crabapple
<Mrs_Crabapple> TURN IT OOOOOOOFFF
* Mrs_Crabapple is now known as Chu-Chu
* Chu-Chu is now known as JessieFromToyStory

[4:21] <zara> there will be dlc
[4:21] <zara> with extra things to stab
[4:21] <aintaer> meats
[4:21] <aintaer> walls
[4:21] <aintaer> candles
[4:22] <zara> you stabbed 100 objects
[4:22] <zara> you a master stabber
[4:22] <aintaer> You have gone 10 minutes without stabbing something
[4:22] <aintaer> Congratulations on your Stabbatical

<+Kazz> shit i don't know where i am
<@Friday> Kazz, check to see if you're still at your computer, in your room.
<+Kazz> ok
<@Friday> I sometimes get confused, too.
<+Kazz> yes
<+Kazz> here's my wax statue of friday
<@Friday> shit
<+Kazz> here's my pile of used tissues
<+Kazz> i must be home
* @Friday sighs heavily
<@Friday> I'm lost
<@Friday> Oh here we go
<@Friday> Hey guys
<@Friday> I'm playing diablo
<Brentai> > YOU ARE IN KAZZ'S ROOM. A PUNGENT AROMA HITS YOU LIKE A HUGE MASSIVE 800 POUND GORILLA WITH ITS BLACK MONKEY DICK THROBBING RIGHT IN THE OPEN.
<@Friday> > inven
<Brentai> YOU ARE HOLDING: A CAPTAIN CONDOM, NO SENSE OF SELF RESPECT
<@Friday> > Drop no sense of self respect
<Brentai> YOU NOW HAVE NO NO SENSE OF SELF RESPECT
<@Friday> > weild condom
<Brentai> YOU WELD THE CONDOM TO YOUR NIPPLES
<@Friday> > log onto IRC
<Brentai> > YOU ARE IN #FINALFIGHT. A PUNGENT AROMA HITS YOU LIKE A HUGE MASSIVE 800 POUND GORILLA WITH ITS BLACK MONKEY DICK THROBBING RIGHT IN THE OPEN.
* notKazz (zibabh@cpe-76-179-236-105.maine.res.rr.com) has joined #finalfight
<Brentai> > NOTKAZZ HAS JOINED #FINALFIGHT. A PUNGENT AROMA HITS YOU LIKE A HUGE MASSIVE 800 POUND GORILLA WITH ITS BLACK MONKEY DICK THROBBING RIGHT IN THE OPEN.

(12:37:10 PM) BongoBill: I think this week I'll replace all commercial breaks with "Good Idea, Bad Idea" segments.
(12:37:19 PM) laserbeing: good idea
(12:37:20 PM) Lyrai: <+Ridley> the guys I knew with asperger's talked about their furry naruto/starcraft slash fanfiction.
(12:37:20 PM) Lyrai: {Friday, August 27th, 2010 11:53:36am Fa'Diel} <MetalSlime> You're lucky Lyrai doesn't appear to be here
(12:37:20 PM) Lyrai: {Friday, August 27th, 2010 11:53:46am Fa'Diel} <MetalSlime> or that fanfiction would be reproduced
(12:37:23 PM) Ridley: bad idea
(12:37:23 PM) Lyrai: !!!!!!!!!!
(12:37:27 PM) mode (+v Lyrai) by ChanServ

<MarsDragon> Hey, in P3P....I'm just starting October. I've polished off a bunch of S-Links, and right now biggest priority is Star. I haven't started Hanged Man at all, but it seems the ultimate there is a requirement for Mara. Is it worth it to ignore all potential girlfriends to hang out with a little girl so I can get in touch with my inner giant dick?
<Lottel> little girl... touch... my... giant... dick

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:40 am

This made the rounds a bit last month, but here it is for anyone who missed it. Neil Gaiman was asked about imposter syndrome on Tumblr.

Neil Gaiman wrote:The best help I can offer is to point you to Amy Cuddy’s book, Presence. She talks about Imposter Syndrome (and interviews me in it) and offers helpful insight.

The second best help might be in the form of an anecdote. Some years ago, I was lucky enough invited to a gathering of great and good people: artists and scientists, writers and discoverers of things. And I felt that at any moment they would realise that I didn’t qualify to be there, among these people who had really done things.

On my second or third night there, I was standing at the back of the hall, while a musical entertainment happened, and I started talking to a very nice, polite, elderly gentleman about several things, including our shared first name. And then he pointed to the hall of people, and said words to the effect of, “I just look at all these people, and I think, what the heck am I doing here? They’ve made amazing things. I just went where I was sent.”

And I said, “Yes. But you were the first man on the moon. I think that counts for something.”

And I felt a bit better. Because if Neil Armstrong felt like an imposter, maybe everyone did. Maybe there weren’t any grown-ups, only people who had worked hard and also got lucky and were slightly out of their depth, all of us doing the best job we could, which is all we can really hope for.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:49 pm

<@Friday> hey romo
<@Friday> how are you
<@Friday> are you good
<@Romosome> hi friday
<@Romosome> im good
<@Romosome> yes
<@Friday> yay
<@Friday> have you decided?
<@Romosome> what
<@Romosome> on what
<+MarsDragon> YOUR FATE
<+Esperath> this is suspicious
<@Friday> on whether you're going to ever fucking MAN UP and beat Half Life 1
<+Esperath> oh
<@Romosome> of course I will
<@Romosome> now that you challenged me
<@Romosome> bich
<@Friday> bich
<@Romosome> but I'm watching vinny right now
<@Romosome> this is insane
<@Friday> romo what foreign countries have you been to
<@Friday> like in total
<@Romosome> um
<@Romosome> let's see
<@Romosome> Mexico, Peru, Jamaica
<myew> Don't go to peru.
<@Friday> wow
<@Romosome> Haiti I think
<@Romosome> then
<@Friday> greece too right?
<@Romosome> yeah
<@Romosome> semester at sea was...
<@Romosome> Morocco, Turkey, Greece, Italy, that one super tiny place, France, Spain, Portugal
<@Friday> jesus
<@Friday> I've only ever been to one and it was a long time ago
<@Romosome> mom's the traveler
<@Friday> america only final destination
<@Romosome> what country
<@Friday> Burma
<@Romosome> FUCK YOU
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:05 am

What

Country

Has

Friday

Visited

Burma Shave
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby nosimpleway » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:23 am

To which countries

Has Friday been

(something something...

tangerine)

Burma-Shave

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Hardly Ideal » Mon Jun 12, 2017 1:11 am

Any chance we can bring back the shop, just so we can force change Friday's name and avatar to a tangerine or a map of Burma?

Additional: I shouldn't be laughing at this joke/long-form performance art piece, but... *shrug*
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:02 am

Friday wrote:<+Esperath> this is suspicious


yep
pisa katto

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby nosimpleway » Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:46 am

Hardly Ideal wrote:Any chance we can bring back the shop, just so we can force change Friday's name and avatar to a tangerine or a map of Burma?

Lack of context means I'd have to change mine back to regular lunch rush but I am willing to make that sacrifice.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:36 am

Okay, I only JUST NOW noticed you'd altered your avatar.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Caithness » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:04 am

While I, on the other hand, thought you were Friday every single time I read one of your posts.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Romosome » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:41 pm

<@Romosome> I don't know how you guys troll each other about phrasing all day, it's exhausting
<Pisa|Katto> all day is a bit hyperbolic

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:03 pm

<nosimpleway> "Do you want one cookie now, or do you want two cookies an hour from now?"
<@Romosome> R2: Traditionally it's marshmallows.
<@Romosome> You as a food guy should note this.
<nosimpleway> Food guy and impending parent.
<@Romosome> R2 is a food person which means I'm now picturing him as like, one of the candy people from Adventure Time.
<@Romosome> He's a cupcake with big arms
<@Friday> wait R^2
<@Friday> you're pregnant?
<@Romosome> AM I GREGNANT???
<nosimpleway> Well not me personally. Wife's nine weeks.
<@Friday> WOW
* @Friday hugs R^2
<maou> Congrats, R2!
<@Friday> congrats
<@Romosome> WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN R2
<@Silversong> whoao
<@Friday> ...
<MollyMetroid> nine weeks ago
<@Friday> nine weeks ago
<nosimpleway> ...about nine weeks ago?
<@Romosome> 9 weeks ago I guess yes
<@Friday> romo.
<@Romosome> that was
<@Romosome> rhetorical
<@Friday> You
<@Romosome> you fucks
<@Friday> are
<@Friday> fucking
* MollyMetroid hugs Romosome
<@Romosome> I hate all of you
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