CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:35 pm

Friday wrote:<rhodox> brown bears that encounter psylocybin mushrooms in the wild will patrol, ration, and protect them
<rhodox> so if you see a brown bear in the woods there's a non-zero chance it's tripping fuckin balls

I just found out there was a movie from 1988 about a pair of bears (supposedly quite good, actually! It's simply called "The Bear"), and it in fact features a scene of exactly this.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:10 am

Love that movie. It has Bart the Bear and the rule is this: Any movie with Bart the Bear in it fuckin' rules.

YES EVEN LEGENDS OF THE FALL

fun fact: Bart the Bear is in White Fang

I recognized the initial dog in The Thing as the dog who played White Fang immediately
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:23 pm

<fmm> Wow, China executes a lot of American spies
<fmm> https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/08/15/bo ... gence/amp/
<Jack> "Debacle" feels like a funny word to use when discussing dozens of peoples' deaths.
<Jack> *watches a million people die under the Saudi-led blockade and assault on Yemen*
<Jack> That's quite the kerfluffle
<Grant> And for that, Saudi Arabia is going to threaten to 9/11 you
<fmm> *Observes Chernobyl explode* Talk about a snafu!
<Doug> Has to happen twice to be a snafu
<Fry Guy> What a boner
<Doug> lol
<QED2> whoopsie-daisy-cutter!
<Grant> I was going to riff on this with "You blew it up! You dummies!" but now I'm imagining Fred Sanford as the human in Planet of the Apes and it's delightful

It really is.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:35 pm

<Mongrel> Speaking of London, did you guy see that Sadiq Khan asked the city's disaster planning agency to come up with a contingency plan for a no-deal Brexit?
<Mongrel> "There will be adequate food" huh. Do tell...
<fmm> "Adequate food" means something very different in England
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby mharr » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:53 pm

Mongrel wrote:<fmm> "Adequate food" means something very different in England


I'm British!

I don't want to be fantastic.
Just adequate, and if I'm nice it's probably sarcastic.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:00 pm

I'm really glad we finally have a real honest Brit here.

That's sincere, I like people from other places because it's cool to see different takes.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:26 am

Friday wrote:I'm really glad we finally have a real honest Brit here.

Not like that fake Brit who's actually Brazilian.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby nosimpleway » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:54 am

A Brazlilian fake Brits in a trenchcoat

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:21 am

Actually, it's two Brazilian kids, one on the other's shoulders, inside a trenchcoat.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby zaratustra » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:41 pm

i should try that

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:22 pm

<Jack> Somehow I missed this with all the other reactions to the book
<Jack> but apparently in What Happened, Hillary deliberately compared herself to Cersei Lannister.
<Jack> https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/09/ ... f-thrones/
<grant> it's pretty apt - her incestuous relationship with the DNC led to a petulant madman on the throne
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:56 am

<ToadBrews> I reset my video card to factory defaults, which fixed my video display glitches
<ToadBrews> and also fixed my sound card issue
<ToadBrews> Sometimes I think I understand computers and then something like this happens and I realize I'm just a glorified chimp shaking bones at an obelisk
<JSexton> I've been an IT professional for over 20 years and I feel exactly the same way.
<JSexton> We sliced rocks really thin and then put lightning in them and then say the magic words and then things happen, usually.

*nods sagely*
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby zaratustra » Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:28 pm

"Not a single living person knows how everything in your five-year-old MacBook actually works. Why do we tell you to turn it off and on again? Because we don’t have the slightest clue what’s wrong with it, and it’s really easy to induce coma in computers and have their built-in team of automatic doctors try to figure it out for us. The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad."

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:05 pm

<Chex> That moment when Facebook recommends someone in a fursuit as a friend, and you can't remember whether it was the person who saw you get tied to a rack while naked in a dungeon
<Kelvandil> Can't say I've been there
<Kelvandil> I don't use Facebook.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:14 pm

<Kelvandil> To be fair, the victim's apartment is also the crime scene.
<Kelvandil> I'm not ruling out the possibility that they were more interested in finding something that made the victim look bad than in securing evidence
<Kelvandil> but them not investigating the crime scene at all would've been an even bigger indication of corruption.
<Zaphod> I guess authorities can circumvent 4th amendment protections from unreasonable search and seizure now by *breaking and entering, and murdering someone* thus turning it into a crime scene.
<Zaphod> Fuck everything about that.
<Fry Guy> If you don't have anything to hide, then you shouldn't be worried about a cop breaking into your house and murdering you
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Brentai » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:06 pm

<nyao> myew is right, the sex you want, problem solved!!!
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:47 pm

<rosengren> i just have to share that today circa 15:00 in the afternoon swedish public service radio ran a short segment informing millions of people on the latest trends in mario porn.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:29 pm

<Friday> and doesn't help me
<Friday> so why fucking do it
<Romosome> because it can help a little bit
<Romosome> everything in moderation
<Friday> like hey don't get me wrong
<Friday> if i think that by dumping i will feel better
<Friday> and my friend offers to help
<Friday> then yeah sure
<Romosome> I'm gonna put that in the quotes thread out of context
<Friday> they are selflessly offering and it can help, right
<Romosome> just those three lines
<Romosome> yes
<Friday> what three lines
<Friday> oh dumping
<Romosome> <Friday> if i think that by dumping i will feel better
<Romosome> <Friday> and my friend offers to help
<Romosome> <Friday> then yeah sure
<Friday> yes
<Romosome> it wasn't funny until the friend helping part

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