CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

[Mongrel]

xD

[Brantly B.]

16:44 <Friday> Bongo is the hyberbole police
16:44 <+ BongoBill> I'm at best a hyperbole security guard

[Friday]

<Friday> oh god
<Friday> i just found something amazing
<Friday> haha
<@Romosome> your dick?
<Friday> well, found again
<Friday> no
<Friday> i lost that long ago *wistful stare*
<Friday> romo
<Friday> i forget did i ever tell you about my worst date ever
<Friday> not the girl recently
<Friday> who was rude to the waiter
<Friday> i can't remember if i told you
<Friday> it's the baseball one
<@Romosome> uhhhhh I don't think so
<Friday> okay
<Friday> okay this was a long time ago, like more than ten years
<@Romosome> wow
<@Romosome> you're super old miss friday
<Friday> back when i still lived in chico
<Friday> shut the fuck up
<@Romosome> :D
<Friday> so i'm not a huge baseball fan or anything but we had a local team called the Chico Bandits
<@Romosome> that's a good name
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> minor league ball is fun
<Friday> anyway my friends set me up on a blind date with this guy, and he was actually running for city council, like, not really "seriously" just kind of one of those protest runs because our local government is shit
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> really chill atmosphere
<Friday> so our first date is going to be at the baseball game, and it's like the middle of summer, so keep in mind its fucking hot, like, fucking asian jungle country hot
<+BongoBill> if the umpire makes a questionable decisive call and Chico loses, would you say "the bandits got robbed"
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> I go to SJ Giants games sometimes
<Friday> and this guy and I are chatting while we're watching the game and there's no shade and I'm just. sweating. nonstop.
<Friday> and it's fine conversation at first but then I asked about him running for office (because my friends had mentioned it) and he starts in on this insane fucking spiel
<Friday> and this totally nice looking normal guy
<Friday> just turns out to be a total nutjob, like he's ranting about hidden conspiracies and shit, globalism and how you have to combat it at the local government level
<Friday> and i sort of listen to it for ahwile and i just say "none of this shit sounds at all logical"
<@Romosome> oh god
<Friday> and he just says "yeah, but some people aren't looking for anything logical"
<Friday> like that was his actual response
<Friday> anyway i chewed out my friends later like just wtf why did you set me up with this whackjob
<@Romosome> wow
<Friday> they apologized and that was the end of it
<@Romosome> hahahaha
<Friday> EXCEPT they told me this guy actually fucking made up an ad for local TV
<@Romosome> oh no
<myew> No no no.
<Friday> and believe it or not i fucking found it on youtube, like years later, (and just now again) in one of those crazy local ad compilations
<@Romosome> oh no
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> BIG BOB'S USED CARPETS
<Friday> do you want to see this fucking shit
<@Romosome> Yes >Hell Yes
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> link plz
<Friday> https://youtu.be/ZS6bD3SpIvk?t=69
<@Romosome> YOU FUCKER
* @Romosome (uid12833@id-12833.stonehaven.irccloud.com) Quit
<Friday> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> ahahahahahaha
<+BongoBill> bravo

[Esperath]

#finalfight
[16:51:13] <Romosome> wow
[16:51:17] <Romosome> you're super old miss friday
[16:51:18] <Friday> back when i still lived in chico
[16:51:21] <Friday> shut the fuck up
[16:51:26] <Romosome> :D

PM to Friday:
[16:51:27] <GiveMeThePisaKatto> is this going to finish with a tangerine
[16:51:39] <Friday> ;P

#finalfight:
[16:51:42] <Friday> so i'm not a huge baseball fan or anything but we had a local team called the Chico Bandits
[16:51:56] <Romosome> that's a good name
[16:52:04] <GiveMeThePisaKatto> minor league ball is fun
[16:52:08] <Friday> anyway my friends set me up on a blind date with this guy, and he was actually running for city council, like, not really "seriously" just kind of one of those protest runs because our local government is shit

...
PM from Friday:
[17:01:09] <Friday> i fucking had that whole story
[17:01:13] <Friday> written out on notepad
[17:01:16] <Friday> from like months ago

[Brantly B.]

18:55 <Romosome> I feel like people should share their opinions less.
18:55 <Romosome> Wait, shit.

[Friday]

<Lady> If video games keep using metric measurements
<Lady> America will be converted over by 2035
<MadMaxJr> (That's imperial year 2047)

[Friday]

* Friday is now known as CowgirlFriday
<Niku> congrats on getting into overwatch
<fbm> friday is now knonwn as saturday
<CowgirlFriday> It's cool that they added me into OW but
<CowgirlFriday> I feel like
<CowgirlFriday> there's a distinct lack of
<CowgirlFriday> a small sized human eating move
<CowgirlFriday> like just
<CowgirlFriday> press E to eat Mei
<Niku> you're thinking of ovorewatch

[Yoji]

<Romosome> Guys can I say I'm really proud of all of us here for being brave enough to be open about our problems and willing to talk about it with each other and get better
<Romosome> You guys are on the whole good for me
<Niku> ... guys haribo has a new gummy candy
<Brentai> Niccccce.
<Romosome> and I hope I'm good for you in return
<Romosome> NIKU WHAT
<Niku> ... they are sour cubes and they come in unique flavors
<Romosome> !scenechange
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<Romosome> oh
<Romosome> I'm not a huge fan of sour

*rubs neck to ease whiplash*

[Friday]

<Friday> zara i just want you to know
<Friday> okay how can i put this
<Friday> there are certain people in my life who like
<Friday> I think about in response to certain triggers
<Friday> like on a simple level, if i see a cool sword i think about my friend who likes swords
<Friday> or like I think about Esper whenever I wash my hands in a casino
<Friday> (don't ask)
* +Mazian opens mouth to ask, stops abruptly
<Friday> and
<Friday> uh
<Friday> i was gonna tell you that i thought about you just recently
<Friday> but uh
<Friday> the trigger has gone clean out of my mind
<Friday> like just now
<Friday> fuck
<Friday> what was it
* MetalSlime gnaws on Friday's skull
<Brentai> I'm really afraid of what my trigger is.
<Brentai> Oh wait.
<Brentai> !brentai
<Utsuho> I AM FAR TOO COMPLEX AND INTERESTING TO BE A TRIGGER
<Brentai> Nevermind.

[Mongrel]

I do that with songs constantly.

If I'm on Carlton St, I start thinking of She's a Bad Mama Jama, Parliament street brings out a corresponding random hit (usually Count Funkula or Chocolate City), if I see cigarette butts, I think of Flowers On The Wall, coconuts brings out the Danny Kaye, etc...

There's literally hundreds of songs that get stuck in my head all the time based on local triggers like this.

[Mongrel]

<Mongrel> "vvhites"
<Mongrel> Hahaha oh man.
<Mongrel> What the fuck?
<Faceless> People are under the impression that if you use the word "white" then Facebook will autoban you
<3w13> the facebook-approved term is aryan
<funkymonkeyman> if you use the term aryan then facebook will autobahn you

[Friday]

<Friday> yeah! and who didn't find an old rusty sword lying around and slowly forge orbs into it until two hired prostitutes paid to cosplay the sprite and the girl made motions at my dick and
<Friday> uh
<Friday> what was i
<Friday> talking about
<Friday> REVIVED THE MANA SWORD
<Brentai> I do have an old rusty sword.
<Kishi> * Lyrai appears behind you, breathing heavily.
* Utsuho appears behind Friday, breathing heavily.
<Brentai> My rusty metal skull-gun.
<Niku> i think my mom used to play that game friday but if so she never really talked about it
<Niku> i guess you could say that it was a real
<Niku> secret of
<Brentai> mama
<Friday> fuck both of you
<Niku> what
<Friday> i can't believe i laughed
<Friday> i'm going to walk into the sea
<Friday> goodbye
<Niku> bring me back a narwhal
<Niku> they're like delightful little sea unicorns
<Niku> that someone fucked up
<Niku> probably god
<Friday> ARE YOU TRYING TO REVIVE MY MANA SWORD GIRLS? BECAUSE I FEEL A LITTLE...
<Friday> RANDI
* Utsuho swoon
<Niku> friday you're under arrest
<Niku> i'm calling the popo
<Niku> i
<Friday> god niku you always insist your girls be these perfect, purim ideals
<Niku> i know, but at least i'm not some disgusting foot fetishist
<Niku> i've always preferred a nice set of fingers rather thanatos
<Kishi> Damn......
<Friday> I show have gnome you would have gone there niku
<Niku> it was a tight fit because you didn't leave me mushboom
<leeham> this conversation is of elinee and you should all be in jail
<Friday> leeham we're just tossing some shade
<+BongoBill> never until now have I actually wanted to play a Mana game, so that I could participate
<+BongoBill> alas! I am ignorant.
<Niku> wow .. bongobill ..
<leeham> frankly I'm not a phanna this so I'm not gonna push dyluck
<Niku> u sure are aegagropilon
<Friday> i'm gonna hire a hitman and have you all get whacked
<beatbandito> nice
<Kishi> Shout-outs to Ted Woolsey for that name.
<beatbandito> that's the height of opulence
<beatbandito> when you can pay someone to whack for you
<Brentai> You guys should know that saying you're not a Mana fan is an inflammietory statement around here.
<Friday> have you guys seen the movie "planes, trains, and automobiles"? It's about steve martin and this annoying guy trying to get home, but they can't get into any vehicles because John Candy won't fit.
<Friday> OKAY BYE
<Niku> i guess she returned to the sea ..........

[beatbandito]

I see the mana pun was dropped but my masturbation joke made the cut

[Friday]

<Brentai> You know how it's implied that the reason McCree dresses like a old timey cowboy in the future because he's just a huge nerd who likes Westerns too much?
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> a yeehawaboo

[Mongrel]

<RachBachandCock> If you want to really LEARN about politics read Solzhenitsyn. If you want to LEARN about man, read Dostoyevsky. If you want to learn about culture, read the Japanese visual novel My Sister Seduces Me With Her Big Tits.
<shavegilette> Really what’s wrong with modern political discourse is the combination of Harry Potter and Yu Gi Oh.
<paralleltrees> i could do ok if yu-gi-oh were a medium of political discourse
<pizzabitch> I think my blue eyes white dragon deck would make me a fascist though :(

(to be clear, the first line was poking fun at Jordan Peterson, who frequently spouts the first two parts)

[Esperath]

<Friday> or like I think about Esper whenever I wash my hands in a casino
<Friday> (don't ask)
* +Mazian opens mouth to ask, stops abruptly

...

[Friday]

<@Silversong> The doctor just sent a requisition for an MRA.
<@Silversong> I think that means a doctor in a fedora will put me in a tube and tell me lots of facts about my brain?
<+Mazian> The dreaded Medsplaining

[LaserBeing]

[12:45] <@Romosome> you ever notice how cure heals you and heal cures you
[12:54] <zaratustra> goddamnit
[12:57] <@Romosome> this has bugged me for years
[12:57] <@Romosome> are you reactng to me or somethin else zara
[12:58] <zaratustra> to you yes
[12:58] <@Romosome> you're welcom

[Friday]

<Utsuho> https://i.imgur.com/ahQEP4H.png
<beatmandito> gods I wish that were real
<Brentai> Jiro Creams on Suki was always my favorite.
<beatmandito> also space jammin' is real too, but it's a book about making the movie
<beatmandito> I'm still mad I'm not masturbating to space jammin' right now
* Brentai loads the Lola Porn Cannon.
<Brentai> Don't ever call her... doll (*boom*)
<beatmandito> yeah I could masturbate to lola all I want, she may be one of the most porned characters ever
<beatmandito> but who else?
<beatmandito> How do you fill a full 90 minutes of fucking from the space jam cast?
<beatmandito> the only other women in it are granny and MJ's like 2yo daughter
<Brentai> And every star NBA athlete from 1996.
<beatmandito> I guess someone's gonna have to fuck his wife
<Brentai> And Bill Murray.
<beatmandito> okay so it opens with MJ as a kid, then follows his dad inside fucking his mom while we see MJ is still shooting baskets out the window
<Brentai> Even now that I've seen the movie I don't believe Bill Murray is in it.
<beatmandito> then some downtime, but it quickly fast forwards to the space park and some female whatever the aliens were, scene two
<beatmandito> FF again to the toons, but I have no idea who they'd fuck, maybe the go to the real world and fuck MJ's wife
<Brentai> They gangbang Lola in a wacky way.
<beatmandito> then the big scene is the lola gangbang right before the game
<Brentai> It's amazing how many dynamite explosions she can take.
<beatmandito> and the last scene is a twenty-year-old dressed up as granny getting fucked by the real bill murray
<Brentai> The last scene is just Groundhog Day in its entirety.
<fbm> i regret witnessing this discussion

[Mongrel]

<fmm> u guys excited for the new dune?
<Draconis> I told myself I wasn't going to let myself dream, but goddamnit I am excited.
<atog> Briga-Dune, the new hit musical out of Scotland
<atog> "Him what controls the Rye...controls the highlands!" --Drunken Idaho
<Bracketbot> hell yeah
<fmm> The choice to name it “Dune, Where’s My Car?” was provocative but potentially visionary