CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:23 pm

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:15 pm

<Kelvandil> https://i.imgur.com/zLu3qJY.jpg
<Nemryn> Man, don't you hate it when you start dating a pretty girl, and things are going well, and then she takes off her makeup and is like surprise chumplord, I tricked you, I'm actually ugly
<atog> Man don't you hate it when you're dating a girl who doesn't even wear makeup and then one day, she pulls off her face and underneath it is another face, and then she pulls that one off and there's yet another face, and instead of getting laid, you spend 8 hours frantically tearing away creepier and creepier rubber masks until all that's left is a bald Barbie head, and all this time she's laughing a sinister, mocking endless peal of laughter? And at the end you stand there with your dick all limp and balls shriveled back up into your nether regions while this Entity reads you the riot act in a legion of eldritch demonic voices?
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:27 am

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:43 am

It's funny because saying it would be a 1.12 billion year industry would be crazy enough, but he also had to forget how to do basic fucking math.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Hardly Ideal » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:29 pm

flat earth argle bargle
*gnawing angrily on a finger*
I can fee fatellitef flying vy, you ignorann fon of a vif!
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:40 pm

My favourite part is "No Trolls"
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:35 pm

Imagine a man who runs upstairs to your room and says "THERE ARE 1000 BEARS IN YOUR KITCHEN!" but then it turns out there was just one. That is the scale of how wrong this math is.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:40 pm

Friday wrote:Imagine a man who runs upstairs to your room and says "THERE ARE 1000 BEARS IN YOUR KITCHEN!" but then it turns out there was just one.

My first thought here is that you're speaking from experience.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:09 pm

With me and animals, never rule anything out, but no, so far I have not had any bears inside my house.*

*Though I was once in a house that a bear went into.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Joxam » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:14 pm

Nor-Cal is basically rural Canada.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Büge » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:27 pm

Really? My parents live in rural Canada. Are you telling me that NorCal looks like this?

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Hardly Ideal » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:59 am

In some spots, I think. There's a fair bit of logging country on the border with Oregon. Mrs. Ideal and I passed through a town that kind of looked like that, but with lots more plains and open spaces. Still, needs more lava tube caves(!) and extinct volcanoes(!!).
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:41 pm

I overheard the best new term today.

"Broflakes"
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Silversong » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:27 am

Mongrel wrote:"Broflakes"


Is this a power-inducing breakfast cereal, or an unfortunate skin condition one picked up at the gym?

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:08 pm

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:40 pm

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:17 am

also they would quickly fly off the flat plane that is the earth and into space, instantly exploding, leaving behind fake moon landings
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:29 am

My buddy had a great comment: "I don't believe in boats larger than a duck"

I also love that for this guy, Icarus is literal truth.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby zaratustra » Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:37 am

is there something wrong with me that the first thing I think of is, "there are dozens of species of flying birds heavier than chickens"

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:30 am

Nah. Canada Geese were one of the first things I thought of.

The other was "But chickens CAN fly!"
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