CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mothra » Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:47 am

Mongrel wrote:From a friend with a part-time job at a church daycare:
Anyway, I bought a $1 play pack thing for the kid that is like, a little coloring book and 4 crayons and some stickers. I couldn't get it open, so I pulled out my knife (not a really big knife, it's got like a 4.5 inch blade) and HS Kid was like "Woah, you have a sword! Is it for fighting wizards?"

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby LaserBeing » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:07 am

[00:00] <@Romosome> friday
[00:00] <@Romosome> type
[00:00] <@Romosome> katanagatari
[00:01] <@Friday> romo
[00:01] <@Friday> katanagatari
[00:01] <@Romosome> good
[00:01] <@Romosome> oh
[00:01] <@Friday> i'm not so dfunk i cant read
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Metal Slime » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:29 am

[07:25] (@Sede) So you don't just sit there wondering where all this cum is gonna go. You get out there and you FIND THAT FUCKING DOG

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:52 am

<Grakthis> Actual free trade is generally good, but the kind of regulated free trade we actually get in the USA is kind of like suffocating in a great pair of tits.
<Grakthis> I mean, it's tits. Yay! But I'd like to be able to breathe here, guys.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:50 am

Friday wrote:<MetalSlime> I don't get sleeping naked


Here's a hint: I'm two feet away from a sheet of drywall, a thin layer of insulation, and a block wall. Outside that block wall, it is 105 fucking degrees out at midnight. My electric bill last month was $225; I am not going to drop my AC any lower than it already is.

You wanna worry about harmless, microscopic amounts of waste, that's your prerogative, but whatever object your fingers are tapping on as you express that concern has a lot more bacteria on it than my sheets do.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Caithness » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:02 pm

I thought it was supposed to get cold at night in the desert.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:30 am

It is. If you go to someplace they haven't slapped a bunch of fucking concrete and asphalt on top of, you get a much nicer range.

Today Phoenix was a high of 110 and a low of 88; Tucson was 105/78. Tomorrow calls for 113/90 here and 106/79 there, and so on down the line.

105 at midnight isn't exactly typical, but it's not rare either. Right now it's 103 degrees at 10:30.

There's a name for the phenomenon of building a city in a desert out of material that traps heat; we call it "heat islanding". I'll also accept "a monument to man's arrogance."

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lyrai » Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:50 am

Friday wrote:Yeah, anime shut down a while back. Manga still going strong.

For the record, as of this post I am making, there is supposedly 1 chapter left in Bleach, and it comes out next week.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:03 pm

[talk about No Man's Star and Starbound and how they compare]
<Glocks> It has crafting but from what I've heard it's a lot more limited than something Luke starbound or space engineers.
<Glocks> I dunno, I'm still looking forward to it but I think it has certainly been overhyped.
<Mordoc> Luke starbound
<Mordoc> I like to pretend that your character always has the name of the game you're playing as his last name
<Mordoc> Chad Bioshock
<Mordoc> Fred Destiny
<Mordoc> John Finalfantasy
<Tristal> Sonic Sonicandknuckles
<Tristal> Conker Conkersbadfurday
<Mothball Fun> Jessica Xcom
<Tristal> Bo Tecmosuperbowl
<Iteration> I played conker before he got edgy and holy shit was that game bad
<Mothball Fun> Martin Luther Skyrim
<Mothball Fun> Frisk Undertale
<artificial> despite everything, it's still undertale
<Iteration> nice
<Mongrel> Doomguy McDoom
<Mongrel> Or should that be Van Doom
<Mothball Fun> Tim Fortress 2
<Mordoc> NBA Jim
<Grant> Tim Fortress 2 is great, but it has to be Malcom Xcom
<Nemryn> Ellen Q. Mortalkombat
<Nemryn> @ Mongrel: Doomguy von Wolfenstein
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Fri Aug 05, 2016 2:57 pm

rc_cola wrote:Here is a merger of C-3PO and Freddy Mercury.

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~DeathSquiggle~ wrote:Is this real life?
Galaxy far away?
Caught in the opening
No escape from Vader today
Open your eyes
Look down onto Tatooine
I'm just a prim droid, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Freddie Mercury C3PO
Any way you force choke, doesn't really matter to me

Leia, these secret plans
Put them into R2's head, I
Will help get them to the Jedi
Leia, film has just begun
Sit back and let it carry you away
Leia, ooooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I don't get to Ben this time tomorrow
Carry on, Carry on, as if the Rebellion matters

Too late, the pod has crashed
Sends sand into my gears
I'll be full of dust for years
Goodbye many bothans, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and find the Luke
Leia, OOOO (Any sand the wind blows)
I don't like Jabba
Sometimes I wish we'd never come here at all

I see a little silhoutte of a man
Jawa dudes, Jawa dudes, will you please let us just go
Thunderbolts and lightning, Restraining bolts are tightening me
3PO, 3PO
3PO, 3PO
3PO Robo Magnifico!

I'm just a prim droid, Anakin built me
(He's just a prim droid serving Vader's family
Spare him his life from this Stormtrooper scene)
Easy come, easy go, will you let us go?
Palpatine! No we will not let you go! (let them go)
Palpatine! No we will not let you go (let them go)
Palpatine! No we will not let you go (not the droids you're looking for)
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Princess Leia has a duty put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can send me and leave me to rust?
So you think you can let young Skywalker buy us?
Lord Vader, Don't do this to me Vader
Just gotta find Ben, Just gotta find Ben Kenobi

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
I hate Tatooine
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Anyway the sand blows
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:08 pm

<Burboy> lol voting for jill stein
<3w13> How else will I get homeopathy into the white house?
<Grant> the best way is to get as little homeopathy into the white house as possible
<3w13> If nobody votes for Jill Stein she'll win.
<Grant> Voting for jill stein: it doesn't really do anything, but you'll feel vaguely better for a little while
<Grant> holy shit jill stein IS homeopathy
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:53 pm

I'm voting for her and I laughed.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:59 pm

[13:48:48] <LaserBeing> I was thinking about it yesterday actually, trying to decide like what bullshit excuse I would come up for Samus to lose all her upgrades yet again
[13:49:49] <Smiler> she put her power suit in the wash and didn't read the tag that said dry clean only
[13:50:31] <Kistulot> Or sehe wakes up from a bad dream with the baby metroid chewing on her power suit
[13:51:15] <beatbandito> she misses the old days with her man telling her what she can and can't use
[13:51:17] <Smiler> she traded her suit in for the yearly upgrade but didn't notice the fine print that said that legacy powerups wouldn't be transferrable
[13:51:33] <Kistulot> no, they promise the NEXT powersuit will attach powers to your account
[13:51:41] <Kistulot> but at this time their shop is not sophisticated enough
[13:53:16] <beatbandito> she goes so long between missions that require them she frees up the space in her suit's memory for bejeweled
[13:53:50] <fbm> hawked 'em to make rent
[13:54:01] <MollyMetroid> you can't just expect a gravity suit to work in a planet it's not calibrated for
[13:54:14] <Smiler> "When am I every going to use that long beam again? I can just get it again if I want it."
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:58 pm

Weirdly, in Megaman X5, when you fight X as Zero, he uses Weapons from past games against you, implying that X actually keeps all the weapons he absorbs but just decides not to use them.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Hardly Ideal » Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:10 pm

Esperath wrote:[13:48:48] <LaserBeing> I was thinking about it yesterday actually, trying to decide like what bullshit excuse I would come up for Samus to lose all her upgrades yet again
[13:49:49] <Smiler> she put her power suit in the wash and didn't read the tag that said dry clean only
[13:50:31] <Kistulot> Or sehe wakes up from a bad dream with the baby metroid chewing on her power suit
[13:51:15] <beatbandito> she misses the old days with her man telling her what she can and can't use
[13:51:17] <Smiler> she traded her suit in for the yearly upgrade but didn't notice the fine print that said that legacy powerups wouldn't be transferrable
[13:51:33] <Kistulot> no, they promise the NEXT powersuit will attach powers to your account
[13:51:41] <Kistulot> but at this time their shop is not sophisticated enough
[13:53:16] <beatbandito> she goes so long between missions that require them she frees up the space in her suit's memory for bejeweled
[13:53:50] <fbm> hawked 'em to make rent
[13:54:01] <MollyMetroid> you can't just expect a gravity suit to work in a planet it's not calibrated for
[13:54:14] <Smiler> "When am I every going to use that long beam again? I can just get it again if I want it."

She was trying to jailbreak her arm cannon to make it play MP3s, but she forgot to ground herself and ZZZAPP no more screw attack.

Friday wrote:Weirdly, in Megaman X5, when you fight X as Zero, he uses Weapons from past games against you, implying that X actually keeps all the weapons he absorbs but just decides not to use them.

Maybe they were too relatively underpowered as new Mavericks came along. Like, sure, a bouncing ice crystal is nice and all, but have you seen this Frost Tower craziness? Sorry, Shotgun Ice, but you're going on the shelf.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:00 am

You're being down-voted by lonely otakus with "wifi' complexes.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Hardly Ideal » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:33 pm

There's someone in Wonkette's commentratti who uses Brak as their avatar. I read their posts in his voice and have a hard time not laughing
re: MRA dude on why he'll never date a feminist wrote:I haven't dated much in a couple of years.
You know who I blame?
Me.

And Obama.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:53 pm

<Vodalian Stallion> Watched "The Running Man" for the first time in a long time. Better than I remembered.
<Vodalian Stallion> Also, it takes place in 2017! Looking forward to that near future.
<Doug> In a Trump presdency, everything is horrible reality TV
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Büge » Sat Oct 01, 2016 1:40 am

probably posted already
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not this, though
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:59 am

Yeah the first is old as dirt, but the second is new.

And pretty funny.
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