CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Postby Esperath » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:04 am

[23:42:10] <leeham> #ana kin skywalker
[23:42:11] <nyao> Irk swanky elk
[23:44:16] <leeham> not a good idea to irk an elk, especially one with antlers big enough to be considered "swanky"
[23:50:52] <Brentai> Do not meddle in the affairs of elk, for they are subtle and quick to antler.
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Postby Friday » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:55 pm

<@Cait> Please, real people don't make positive comments on youtube
<Pisa|Katto> friends don't let friends post on youtube
<BrentDroid> It's pretty easy to assume the worst of people. More and more it seems to be the correct strategy.
<BrentDroid> If there's an outside chance a compliment was some sort of trick, assume it was a trick.
<@Friday> Brentai, your penis is large and beautiful.
<@Friday> Like you.
<BrentDroid> Thank yyyyyyyyou just called me fat didn't you
<SimonTheDigger> No, she called your penis fat
<BrentDroid> My penis is just big-bonered.
<SimonTheDigger> God damn it, I should have seen that one coming
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:49 am

00:38 <Romosome>: wait a minute
00:38 <Romosome>: du-ran, ran-di
00:38 <Romosome>: are they supposed to be related
00:38 <leeham>: no
00:38 <Romosome>: ok
00:38 <Romosome>: is that a Bad Theory
00:39 <leeham>: it's not even a theory! they just have similar names!
00:40 <Romosome>: it's just a theory
00:40 <Romosome>: a gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
00:40 *** nosimpleway quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:51 pm

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

#AustraliaisNOTreal


<QED2> wonder what he thinks the other great hoaxes are
<JSexton> Moon Landing, Holocaust, and the alleged existence of the clitoris.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby TA » Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:01 am

Man, if that person thinks 162,000 white people is one of the greatest genocides in history, they should really take a look at history.
のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:14 am

I suspect it's a trollpost, but it's a pretty funny one as such things go.
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Postby Thad » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:04 am

...that there's even any question as to whether "Australians are actually computer-generated personalities" is a joke post just goes to show that we've seen a lot of people who believed some very dumb things.

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Postby Friday » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:33 pm

Yeah the whole time I was reading that I was like "haha, this is obviously a joke/troll post, I'm like 99% sure" but then I thought "99? not 100? jesus christ"
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Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:01 pm

I know right? Like I said "I suspect..." I didn't just say oh, you know, that's gotta be a trollpost.
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Postby Mongrel » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:31 pm

<artificial> Trump 2020, I Cut The Brakes!
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Postby Mongrel » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:09 am

<Pershore> So my idea is for a dm's screen with often needed player information on the front instead of a picture of a dragon.
<Pershore> Now wouldn't that be great? Huh?
<Monty> I'd like to know what information is going to be more important than a constant reminder of how cool dragons are.
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Postby Mongrel » Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:59 pm

<fmm> Clearly the mix of the Freedom Caucus and the Moderates mattered though
<fmm> they couldn't change the bill to appease the FC without losing too much moderate support
<Juri> You put the moderates into the boat and take them to the other side of the river, then when you get back the Freedom Caucus has modified the bill and the goat has eaten your grain.
<Grant> and the Freedom Caucus is saying that the problem is that there's a boat
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Postby Mongrel » Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:01 pm

<Mongrel> Man, I know presidents seem to age heavily in office, but he looks way older already.
<Sea> he looks the same to me. *shrug*
<DeathSquiggle> He used to be orange and now he is red
<Iteration> once he starts flashing be ready to hit his weak point
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Postby Lyrai » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:25 pm

[3:54] <Zaratustra> I have a solution for the election problem
[3:54] <Zaratustra> erection for the election
[3:54] <Zaratustra> the candidate that can sustain a hardon for the longest time is the winner
[3:55] <Zaratustra> unfortunately this is biased towards Hillary

<R^2> Undermountain's by-the-book traps are kind of dull. "The ceiling here is an illusion, and there's a hostile carrion crawler behind it, stuck to the real ceiling!" yaaawn
<BongoBill> The ceiling here is an illusion, and the door is behind it! The obvious door goes to a closet with a carrion crawler in it.
<R^2> I guess you can't be really nasty at low ECLs.
<R^2> Er, ELs.
<@Cait> Sure you can. You just can't be LETHAL.
<Doom> The carrion crawler here is an illusion! It's actually three baby carrion crawlers illusioned to look like a very twitchy standard one!
<R^2> The carrion crawler is full of spiders. The spiders are full of smaller spiders.
<@Cait> The carrion crawler is actually a glamered animated key.
<BongoBill> The carrion crawler here is an illusioN! It's actually the real ceiling, with a carrion crawler stuck to it!

<Zaratustra> The taunting haunt is a rotund jester-like creature that is the haunting spirit of deceased performer. You can defeat it in a fight, but it will keep coming back every 24 hours unless you defeat it in a battle of wits.
<Zaratustra> A sidebar describes a battle of wits as a back-and-forth trade of jokes, insults, riddles etc.
<Zaratustra> So, what I'm thinking as I'm reading this is that they've created a monster that can only truly be killed if it is defeated in a Yo Momma' battle.
<Doom> DA-YUMN! YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE HAS POSITIVE ECL! YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I GOTSTA ROLL TWICE ON HER LOOT TABLE! YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE AIN'T GOT TO CAST PERMANENCY WITH HER BEAR'S ENDURANCE!
<Zaratustra> Yo momma so fat, she has her own Ethereal Plane.
<Doom> YO MOMMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN I REACHED FER DESERT, I CAUSED AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY!
<Zaratustra> Yo momma so old, when she was a kid, the Forgotten Realms were just the Mildly Obscure Realms.
<Lyrai> Yo momma so fat she cast Giant Size and shrunk

<Suibeom> He moved to one of those Y2K survivalit colonies.
<Stush> Whoah.
<Suibeom> Survivalist, rather.
<@Romosome> whoa
<Stush> What happened to those after it didn't happen?
<Suibeom> That was... A while ago.
<Suibeom> I have no idea!
<Stush> D:
<Suibeom> I never heard from him.
<Stush> Oh man.
<Stush> Maybe, ironically, they were the only places affected.


<Stush> I wish i still had my megadrive.
<Stush> I mean, i have emulators, but that doesn't capture the feelings of putting the cartridge in, turning it on, finding it doesn't work, taking the cart out, blowing on it, putting it back in, and repeating a dozen times, then giving up.

<Roger> "love how super-science is aparently not only a physical substance but also how knowledge can aparently be lost. "Oh shi--! Where did I put my knowledge of how to manipulate positrons? Fuck, it's in the puppy!" "
<Dogstar> Roger, do you know how to make a computer?
<Dogstar> Not just how to put it together, but how to create and build all the machines needed to create the pieces and parts from scrap, and not only that, how to find and collect the materials needed to make one, process those materials, and any special machines (and their requisite bits) that might be needed for that?
<+Stush> I do! You have to harvest the aluminium for the case from cans, the gold from people's teeth, you have to sneakily steal the silicon from breast implants, and the copper from coins! And then you throw them all into a blender and blend until they're fine, and you throw them into a box of science and it'll form crystals, which eventually turn into a computer.

<Niku> Wait
<Niku> The rumored Ant-Man movie is rumored to be directed by rumored Edgar Wright?
<Niku> SOLD.
<Kabbage> I dunno... Hot Fuzz was a little too much like Shaun for me to think he's got a full-length superhero movie in him.
<Cait> Fortunately, Ant-Man's not a full-length superhero.
<Stush> Dohohoho

<@Cait> You CAN choose a new name, Stush.
<@Cait> That's what courts are for.
<Aintaer> I thought those were for suing people.
<Stush> I should change my name to CAIT
<Stush> And you'll be like "That's my name!" and i'll be like "IT'S LEGAL, BABY" and i'll throw the certificate at you and explode in a massive fireball.

<Zaratustar> Early last year Colin Farrell attempted to block the distribution of a 13-minute sex tape he made with ex-girlfriend and Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain.
<Zaratustar> Presumably because he didn't want to look like a bragger
<Stush> Man, why do celebrities always seem to TAPE it? And then complain when it gets out.
<Zaratustar> Stush: celebrities can only get it up when being taped

[7:31] <MadMAxJr> Also Kazz, it is very tempting to try to join your game with some kind of hack and slash Phoenix Wright character.
[7:31] <Zaratustra> BISECTION!

<Mr_Saturn> ha ha
<Mr_Saturn> thread on /v/ "THERE SHOULD BE A WWI GAME"
<Mr_Saturn> it could be a text adventure
<Mr_Saturn> >wait
<Mr_Saturn> >wait
<Mr_Saturn> >wait
<Mr_Saturn> >Go over the top
<Mr_Saturn> >YOU ARE DEAD
<Mr_Saturn> for a similar experience, play on 2fort

[9:29] <Moebius> They already have special rape units, but they're kind of like "Okay so they're raping them, can we do anything about that?"
[9:30] <Moebius> Which is not to say they would do anything about it if they were just shooting them
[9:30] <Moebius> So, yeah.
[9:30] <Zaratustra> the Beauties will hump you to death if you let them
[9:31] <Zaratustra> no I do not have anything useful to add to this conversation and am just letting my flow of senseless ideas gush forth
[9:31] <Dretheli2> so just like the rest of us
[9:31] <Moebius> That's how we do here.
[9:31] <Zaratustra> I know

<Suibeom> Brass instruments are incredibly weird.
<Aintaer> They make sound.
<Suibeom> It's easier to makes sound with strings. Or even reeds.
<Suibeom> Brass instruments make sound with your face
<Aintaer> Suibeom: it's easier to make sounds with your ass.
<Aintaer> Kabbage's ass, most specifically, there being an ample supply of it.
<Suibeom> More ass means more sound.
<Joxam> its a cleaner sound
<Joxam> Not really more, just more range.
<Joxam> with a well defined tone.
<Suibeom> Joxam are you talking about brass or ass?
<Joxam> ...
<Joxam> I'm not sure

<@Vance> Lost Planet was damn pretty on the PS3. The clothing materials were seriously worked on
<Arekusu> I've only played LP's demo, but I really liked it
<Arekusu> Lost Planet Clooneys Edition is just actual reason for me to buy it.
<Arekusu> .
<Arekusu> Colonies*

<JDigital> Guys, I just got off the phone with lead ion's grandmother. She was in a particle collision with another lead ion

<Stush> My coworker almost got himself fired today, too, the boss rang while he was working to ask why there was so much stuff down there still, and he covered up the phone and said "I'm sick of this shit" and the boss heard him.
<Stush> But he just got told off.
<Stush> It's fun when the boss lives in some kind of other universe where us loading bay people can summon trolleys out of portals and banish pallets to the dimension of storage.

<Roger> This is IRC. Funny comes once in a blue moon. Which leads to bastard moon children...but you get my point.

<Sharkey> I've played Nexus back when it was in beta and they didn't rig everything so you couldn't fuck people up.
<Sharkey> Sure, you could never harm people directly, but you could poison them down to 1 hp and then summon them in front of an angry squirrel.
<Sharkey> Even more fun was turning into a fox or wolf and running around in the fox caves and calling people fuckers when they tried to hit me.
<Sharkey> "OW FUCK! Okay, let me go and I'll give you three wi-OW! FUCKER!"
<Sharkey> Then I'd kill them.
<Sharkey> "D00D DONT GO IN THEIR THERIES A FOX THAT CAN CAST BOLT"

<Sharkey> Crashing through the sky! Comes a fearful cry! Al-Quaeda! (Al-Quaeda!)

<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.

<xZaratustra> me happily frolics around in the tiled flowerbed
* xZaratustra happily frolics around in the tiled flowerbed, stupid keyboard
<xZaratustra> the / is in the place of the : and the : is on the c-cedilla
<Random-Guy> Word up, yo.

*** Topic is 'Do not attempt to fuck the catgirl. That is impossible. Instead, you must try to realize the truth: there are no catgirls. Then you will find that it is not the catgirl you fuck. It is only yourself.'
*** Set by Brentai on Wed Aug 13 04:39:09

<Xerox> !quote *thor*
<myew> (107) <Gothor> So basically there are just a bunch of Zar and Brentai quotes? [Date: 22 Dec 2002] (1/1 matches found)
<Xerox> ...That's it? God, you are so unfunny...
<Gothor> !quote *xerox*
<myew> (38) <Xerox> Hey, I can fit my fist inside my own ass!

<Brentai> Fellate monster, you don't belong in this asshole.

<Squizzle> 2d4+1 out of 1d10 doctors recommend not taking Doom from terra during their D&D game

<Zaratustra> does anyone here use Maya?
<Cait> In?
<Zaratustra> What do you mean, 'In'?
<Cait> Or is Maya a program?
<Zaratustra> YEs. It is a program.
<Cait> Ah.
<Steerpike> What does it do?
<Zaratustra> Pushes old people down stairs.
<Steerpike> Sign me up.


<Sharkey> I'm all about Kuja. The whole "He has a tail, but HE HIDES IT" think didn't just break the gay boundary. It busted through the homofag wall like a Koolaid Man full of hot cum.

<terra> I'm totally cocking here, cock. Give me another cock! I can cock!
<Sharkey> Can we cock? What's up, doc? Can we cock?
<Kain`Ashbone> cock, we can't put you back in the cock. Its too late in the cock, and the cock is cocking too much cocks.
<terra> We can cock all night cock.
<Brentai> Cock you all.
<Lobst> I refuse to participate in this cockanery.
<Kain`Ashbone> I love having a cock. It is like having a friend who always wants to play.
<Brentai> ...
<terra> A cock is ME COCKING YOU WITH MY COCK UNTIL COCK COMES OUT.
<Kain`Ashbone> Of cock, not cock, that would be cocked up.

<Mediocrity> #finalfight made me crave the cock in ten days flat!
<Mediocrity> It'll work for you, too! Just dial 1-800-COCK-IN-THE-ASS!

<PhoenixUltima> It'd be damn neato if the next GTA let you be a drug lord, complete with your own lackeys.
<PhoenixUltima> A kind of Drug Lord Sim 2000, maybe.
<Brentai> Complete with lackeys who turn around and shoot you in the face.
<MightyQuinn> What about whores? What use would it be without whores?

<sede> Fort has butt-disease.
<Mediocrity> Hemmorhoids?
<sede> No thanks, I already ate.

<Gothor> See how addicted i am? I'm *still here* and I *didn't even know it*... it's like the guy who drinks three beers without realizing
<Random-Guy> #finalfight. Tastes great. Less filling.
<memo|war3> #finalfight -- tastes like wet sawdust and will probably turn your pee orange.
<Zaratustra> Just like cheetos!

* KazzTracy chalks up the 5784th cock joke this week.
<Random-Guy> What troubles me is that you're counting.
<sede> That is how we keep track of rank around here
<KOS_MOS> what worries me is that you've not just made 5784 cock jokes. is that you've spent that much time thinking about them
<Random-Guy> Not so much thinking about them as thinking up new and fresh jokes about cock.
<KazzTracy> KOS, your grasp of cockology is lacking.
<Kazz> We here at #finalfight Cockology Laboratories, we find many different things to say and do with cocks.
<Random-Guy> Geez. You just know a class on Cockology would be hands-on.
<aderax> It's more of a fine art. You don't really need to be educated.
<Kazz> You know how many unwitting heterosexual guys would sign up hoping that girls would be there?

<Sharkey> When I was a kid I honestly thought that cobra commander was the lead singer for AC DC.
<Brentai> I can imagine Cobra Commander prancing around in tight pants singing "I'M TNT! I'M DYNAMITE!"

*** Wizerd has joined #finalfight
<PesutoTheBold> Wizerd needs education badly.

<The_Zarchitect> I am the Zarchitect. I created the channel. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
<NeoBain> Why is my cock so great?
<The_Zarchitect> Your cock is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
<The_Zarchitect> You will now be required to select from the Matrix 16 females, 7 males, 22 livestock animals, 13 small mammals and one duck.

<Brentai> You know, it doesn't take too much time idling in some other MUCK or chat channel to realize how none-fuckheaded #finalfight is as a whole. Group hug.
<Nimduin> Fuck you, Brentai.
<Brentai> With exceptions of course.

<Sharkey> I woke up this mornin' *Ba na na na NA*
<Sharkey> My guitar was pregnant. *Ba na na na NA*
<Sharkey> I can't think of any more lyrics because that made me blow coke out my nose *Ba na na na NA*

<terra> .-.
<McFrugal> terra- I think you mean ._.?
<Roger> No, she fell over.
<Brentai> :| ._. |: .-. :| ._.
<Roger> Brentai, however, is on fire, and doing Stop Drop Roll.

<Foxie> Myew, suck my enourmus cock
<myew> Foxie: Can i suck your 10" cock?
<Foxie> myew, YES!
<myew> Foxie: No, you eat a bowl of dick.

<Mediocrity> Is Ireland really just one big pub?
<Cait> There's a river.
<Cait> So two.

<NotCricket> What really scares me is that in a hundred years or so, people are going to start moving into space.
<NotCricket> They're going to be getting together in self-selected groups in isolated spacecraft.
<NotCricket> They're probably going to get together with the same sorts of people they go to conventions to meet...
<NotCricket> ...and then they're going to colonize other worlds.
<NotCricket> Imagine a whole planet decended from furries.


*** Sharkey changes topic to 'My other car is a dead baby.'
<Thom> My other dead baby is a Mercedes.
<Thom> ...is called. fuck.
<Sharkey> No, that was right the first time.
<Thom> it makes more sense as "is called". although Mercedes is such an uncommon name it hardly works.
<Sharkey> Yes, but it's not funny that way.
<Thom> OK.
<Thom> My other dead baby is a Mercedes.
<SailorPsychick> Sometimes you have to sacrifice clarity for humor, eh?
<Sharkey> See, "My other dead baby is a mercades" conjures up images of you driving around in a dead-baby-car, looking out of its windshield eyes, with a little mercades hood ornament on its nose.
<terra> it does?
<Sharkey> Well, it does for me.
<terra> you should seek help.

<Zaratustra> Don't worry, Sharkey. If you visit me, I'll make sure you're kept in a cool, dry and -caged- place.
<Sharkey> I'm not going to Brazil. You guys have monkeys and vampire dickfish and Christopher Walken and shit.
<Zaratustra> and women in leather and whips roaming the streets.
<Sharkey> And hosting children's TV.
<Zaratustra> It's such a dangerous place I level up twice on my way to work.


<Sharkey> I think Clive Barker's Undying was underrated.
<Brentai> Bob Barker's Undying would be better.
<Brentai> A fissure to Hell would open up and you'd hear a demonic voice saying "COME ON DOWN!"

<Sharkey> Conveyor belt with arms. Pushing the lever down and right makes the first arm grab and squeeze a cat. A frog comes out of its throat. The second arm squeezes the frog until a carrot with a face comes out. The third arm squeezes the carrot until it vomits on your head.

<Sharkey> Badguys with cylindrical heads bug me. Mr Freeze, IG-88, Mr Gone. They all just rub me the wrong way.

<eloH> Wow. You must be easily amused.
<Doom> What the fuck is great about being hard to amuse?
<Doom> Do you watch the Daily Show and spend the entire time being upset?

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lyrai » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:26 pm

<NotCricket> I think asian women are attractive because they're more portable.

<Roger> Everytime misfortune befalls Dogstar, an angel gets a boner.
<Dogstar> There's a cherubim with a zweihander in his pants, then.


<Zaratustra3> Hey, me and Tark just had a good idea.
<Zaratustra3> make a new Oregon Trail and use the Max Payne engine for the hunting part
<Zaratustra3> wheeeeeeaaaaaaaaaooow thump thump thump thump thump
thump moooooooo *BANG* bullet flying *POW* moo*thump*
<Zaratustra3> wheeeeeeaaaaaaoooooow time resumes
<Zaratustra3> A thief came during the night and stole 6 oxen. I killed him.
<Zaratustra3> But still I could not sleep.

<Kazz> Anybody see that Sesame Street movie thing where Elmo saved Christmas?
<JDigital> No, although it sounds familiar.
<Kazz> Turns out he completely and utterly fucked Christmas by wishing they could have it every day. So suddenly there are 365 Jesus Christs and nobody could get them all straight. It completely fucked up the Nativity scene, for one, to have Mary's vagina wider than a goddamn cement truck, baby Jesuses spewing out left and right. What saved Christmas was that reindeer flying around the Earth to take the world back in time.
<JDigital> ...
<Kazz> But the REALLY fucked thing was that when he got back, everyone was like "GO ELMO! YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS!" when they didn't even KNOW about it because THEY HADN'T EXPERIENCED THE TIMELINE WHERE ELMO FUCKED UP CHRISTMAS

<Squizzle> Know what's fun?
<Squizzle> Waiting for convenience stores to open, and going to them in pajamas and a bathrobe.
<Squizzle> It feels so comfortable: Early morning, comfy wearin's.
<memo> No I do not. I sit in my house all day staring at the walls, unable to convince myself to find anything to do.
<memo> DAMN YOU AND YOUR ANSWERING YOUR OWN QUESTIONS BEFORE I CAN FINISH MY UNNECESARY SARCASTIC BULLSHIT NONSENSE

<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.

<Mediocrity> I'm just here for the dick jokes and gaming discussion.
* McDohl plays Star Ocean 2.
* terra plays with cock.
<Roger> Happy?

<JDigital> myew your myewtroller on the myewround.
<myew> JDigital: The fuck are you on?

<Brentai> Real sex doesn't hold a candle to porn.
<Brentai> I just can't convince any women to grow penises and have sex with cats.
<memo> You just keep looking, Brent.

<Brentai> Chopping up girls who never experienced the joy of puberty and stuffing them in my suitcase because it gets my rocks off? Hmm. Well, at least I'm no FURRY! Ha ha ha!
<Brentai> ...okay, you got me. The little girls were dressed up as Lola Bunny. I am sick.
<Brentai> Furries have a good defense, though. "You want to fuck your CAT?" "No, I want to fuck a person who LOOKS like my cat." "...I want to say that's still beyond the pale, but then I piss on women after handcuffing them to the bed. Good morrow."

<sei|idle> the first thing in the game i do is throw a chicken at a horse
<sei|idle> i can not, however, throw the horse at the chicken. disappointment.
<sei|idle> the chicken is stuck in the horse. i cannot seem to repeat the effect.
<Brentai> So there's a... cock stuck in your ass?
<PeteCooper> huzzah!


<Sharkey> ...Brent. Stop being funny. You're pressuring me.

<Fortinbras_MkII> So bored.
<NotCricket> Maybe they can put an anti-boredom chip in the MkIII.
<Fortinbras_MkII> That thing's gonna be a piece of crap.
<Fortinbras_MkII> Don't get it. Wait for Fortinbras Model 5.
<Fortinbras_MkII> I'm like Winamp.
<Sharkey> I had a really irregular heatbeat when I woke up this morning.
<Sharkey> Sounded like a drum solo.
<Sharkey> Boom booma thumpada booma booma booma boom. Boom da da thumbada
<Fortinbras_MkII> Some of the model ones had that. It goes away after you eat something usually.
<Sharkey> It still works alright if you turn me on my side. I think they make some kind of stand for that.


<McDohl> Prepare for trouble!
<puchiko> And make it 8" thick!
<McDohl> To battle good wherever it is found!
<Sharkey> To knock your dick into the ground!
<McDohl> To denounce the evils of happiness and joy!
<Sharkey> To fuck a girl and rape a boy!
<McDohl> McDohl!
<Sharkey> Sharkey!
<sleepyhng> Wow.
<Cheesegod> It's like you rehearsed it.
<McDohl> Team Ramtheass, uNFing at the speed of light!
<sleepyhng> That was good.
<Sharkey> Surrender now or lick my tights!

<Sharkey> Hey, brentai. I dreamt we were battling in a shitty early 90s vr game. You were a giant duck-dinosaur thing and I ran you through with Cloud's sword. I spent about five minutes reaming you with it, too. My mother was appalled.
<Brentai> ..how the hell did you know the Duck-Dragon was me?
<Sharkey> I just did. Who the hell else would use such a shitty model?

<Fortinbras> What's an AMV?
<Kazz> anime music video
<JDigital> Anime m
<JDigital> yeh
<Fortinbras> ...That's horrible.
<Fried_Octopus> Like Nyo is War.
<Roger> FIRST YOU TAKE A LOT OF EVA FOOTAGE
<Roger> THAN YOU PUT IT TO A LINKEN PARK SONG
<Roger> BOIL
<Roger> AND IN 3 SECONDS, YOU HAVE UTTER CRAP
<Roger> This has been "Cooking with Roger".

<Moctobot> WARNING
<Moctobot> A HUGE BATTLESHIP IS APPROACHING
<Moctobot> CODENAME: NO FUNNY
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> A BOSS IS APPROACHING
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> BEAUTIFUL GREAT SHARKEY
* Mediocrity savestates.
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> ATTACKS- LOVE LOVE DANCING
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> WHIRL KICK
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> MAGNIFICENT SHINING FUCKMISSILE
<Fuht_Yu> HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD IT BACK?
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> CAN YOU SMELL THAT? THAT'S THE SMELL OF DEATH!
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> (POKE)
* Mediocrity starts blasting away at Sharkey with his radical R-Type ship.
<Fuht_Yu> Puff?
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> STIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEE FINGAAAAAAAAAA!
* Mediocrity dodges.
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> Blam. KABAM. PAFFF. etc.
* Mediocrity powers up a shot and fires it right into Sharkey's Shining Fuckcenter.
<Detonator> YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE VILE RED SHARKEY. CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> i will not die as long as there is evil in the heart of #finalfight puff
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> GRRR ZRRRR
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> GRAM
<Moctobot> YOUR CLEARTIME WAS 6:10
* SharkeyNeraSharkey takes off his clothes
<Moctobot> ITEM COLLECTION 27%
<Moctobot> SEE YOU NEXT MISSION
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> Pray for a true peace in #finalfight.
<Detonator> Thank you for players!
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> PRODUCE: BRENTAI
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> SOUND: BUNBUN
<SharkeyNeraSharkey> SPECIAL THANKS: YUKI'S PAPA
<Moctobot> SPECIAL THANKS: SUPER #FINALFIGHT CLUB
<Detonator> AND YOU!!

<Elfin> You say you love me. Then I see you with other men. Not to mention barnyard animals. If you want to be a slut, that's fine, just don't expect me to hang around and get hurt again.
<Joxam> I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU!
<Joxam> I SWARE!
<Joxam> That was all a misunderstanding..
<Elfin> You say that in between mouthfuls of Geo's dick. What am I to believe?
<Joxam> Believe... in.. DESTINY!
<Elfin> Okay, that works.

<NotCricket> Lately, though, I just get this feeling when I'm lying in bed that SOMETHING is in the room, standing over me.
<Nyphur> Freaky. Maybe you're insane.
* Roger comes out of the monitor while NotCricket dozes
* Roger comes over to NotCricket's bed...his one bloodshot eye visible between his straight hair staring at NotCricket's prone, vulnerable figure...raising a bloodied, pale, ghostly hand up...
* Roger OMG FAP FAP FAP

* Roger stabs the closest person.
* Brentai dies.
* Spram whacks off furiously.

[14:57] <Fried_Octopus> TANKS ON THE MOON THEY FLY THROUGH SPACE
[14:57] <Moctobot> heheh
[14:58] <Joxam> TANKS ON THE MOON RAPE YOUR FACE!
[14:58] <Fried_Octopus> TANKS ON THE MOON GO TO SLEEP
[14:58] <Joxam> TANKS ON THE MOON DON'T MAKE A PEEP!
[14:59] * Moctobot guitar solos.
[14:59] * Joxam drums the fuck out.
[14:59] <Fried_Octopus> MOON ON THE TANKS IN SOVIET RUSSIA
[14:59] <Joxam> I CAN'T RHYME ANYTHING WITH FUCKING RUSSIA!
[14:59] <Moctobot> ON MOON TANKS THE IN INDEPENDENT PRUSSIA!
[15:00] <Moctobot> JOXAM YOU FUCKED IT UP
[15:00] <Joxam> Hey mocto.. you ain't in this shit.. this isn't how we lay the fucking beat down.
[15:00] <Roger> Prussia rhymes with Russia.
[15:01] <Moctobot> because it's basically the same word, but yeah. They do rhyme.
[15:01] <Fried_Octopus> TANKS ON THE MOON THEY REALLY LOVEYA
[15:02] <Fried_Octopus> THAT SORTA KINDA RHYMES WITH RUSSIA
[15:02] <Moctobot> and yes, if you're really stretching, smooshing words together all willy-nilly works in a pinch.
[15:02] <Fried_Octopus> :D

<MadMAxJr> I want to fight with a giant stone pillar. Like Wan-Fu.
<Roger> Wish I could show you Taishi Ci's Level 11, Max. Giant Dual stone pillars.
<MadMAxJr> Dual stone pillars?
<Roger> It's what they look right.
<Roger> ..like
<Roger> 6 foot long stone clubs.
<MadMAxJr> This is a dynasty warriors guy?
<Roger> Yah yah. The weapons are realistic, but when you get the ultimate they get comically huge.
<Roger> Yah, Max. Wei Yan, for example, uses a 9 foot long Double voulge.
<MadMAxJr> .... double voulge? That's not practical.
<Roger> Ma Chao's spear: Starts out 7'5. Ends up being 11'. That's FOUR EXTRA INCHES
<Brentai> Ahem.
<Brentai> ...heh heh...
<Roger> ANCIENT CHINESE HERBAL REMEDY
<Brentai> ...heh heh heh...
<Roger> MAKE YOUR SPEAR FOUR EXTRA INCHES


<Nyphur> DIX has a point. That kind of muscle development at that age isn't something to be celebrated. It's unnatural and as such, the body isn't designed to do it. It's going to cause him unforseen problems in the future.
<Nyphur> Good. He deserves it.
<MonkeyDLuffy> ...?
<MonkeyDLuffy> Nyphur, did you just reply to what you just typed?
<Nyphur> I did, yes. This kind of thing happens at 4AM.

<Kazz> I like how Unreal Tournament is way better than Unreal.
<Kazz> Like how Casablanca Tournament was better than Casablanca.
<Random-Guy> "In all the servers in all the clans...she had to join mine."
<Kazz> "Frag the usual suspects."
<SoulBain> "Damnit, you can flag cap for her you can do it for me."
<Kazz> "I am shocked, SHOCKED to find that camping is going on in this casino!"

<hngkong> MadMAxJr, I am attracted to a guy and wear women's clothing, but I am quite heterosexual.

<Xerox> Gregory Peck died!?
<Xerox> ...Who's Gregory Peck again?
<Kazz> apparently he played Atticus Finch
<Romosome> He played Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird
<Romosome> and he was fucking awesome at it
<Kazz> Ohhh. I thought he played Atticus Finch in Terminator 2.
<Dimastines> You remember where the t1000 and Atticus Finch got in a fist fight?
<Dimastines> That shit was awesome!
<Kazz> And Atticus was like, "I don't want to have to shoot you. I'm against that sort of thing now."
<Kazz> And the T-1000 was like "DIE NIGGER LOVER"
<Kazz> And Atticus was like "BANG"
<Romosome> and he felt bad about it afterwards
<Dimastines> He was upset that the world was not yet ready.
<Romosome> and then John Connors snuck into the old radley house and tore his pants
<Dimastines> Not ready for his special brand of justice!
<Kazz> Atticus Finch was like Vash the Stampede only cooler.

~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> myew, I LOVED THAT FOAM. GO DIE.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <myew> Nyphur: My penis, though somewhat limp now, loved the feel of his hands pulling my naked body toward him, felt his chest and his amazing friends page.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> Oh my.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ * Roger (roger@********.net) has joined #finalfight
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Lyrai> ...
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> Roger, I blame you. What have you been doing to myew's penis?
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Lyrai> myew just grew a cock and roger masturbated it? damn
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Roger> The usual.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <myew> Lyrai: He's done it a week now.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Lyrai> ...
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> A week? Fuck. Roger, get a ladfriend and stop harassing our bot.
~Mana Holy Day, March 21st ~ <Nyphur> *lady ... or lad, whichever :P

[08:41] <terra> I had a dream where they made a pill that they marketted as "Viagra for the ass". It makes your ass capable of taking larger objects than normal.
[08:42] <terra> ...thing is, I found some at my dad's house. and took some. And then my dad told me to stop, unless I like getting things up the ass.
[08:43] <MightyQuinn> But you do, don't you?
[08:43] <terra> Well, I woke up after that
[08:44] <Sharkey> After getting things in the ass?
[08:44] <Sharkey> I bet the giver could have slept right through it.
[08:46] <Sharkey> "YOUR PITIFUL UNSTRETCHED HU-MAN ASSES ARE LIKE MERE CHANGE PURSES BEFORE ME"
[08:46] <Sharkey> Like, that's what he'd say, and shit.
[08:47] * terra sidles away from Sharkey a bit.
[08:47] <Sharkey> I bet you can't even fit a disassembled tent up there. Much less a coleman stove and a cooler full of meat an beer.
[08:48] <Sharkey> Didn't you learn anything in the scouts?
[08:48] <terra> Are you challenging me, small-ass?
[08:49] <Sharkey> No, I'm busy solving a rubik's cube with my colon.

<Roger> ACTION: Make sandwich
<Roger> ACTION: Eat sandwich
<Roger> PROCESSING...
<Roger> ...
<Roger> ...
<Roger> ...
<Rush`N`Attack> SHIT!
<McFrugal> ACTION: Shit
<McFrugal> PROCESSING...
<McFrugal> ...
<McFrugal> etc.
<AlsoCocac> McFrugal, constipated?
<McFrugal> If it takes less than 5 seconds to finish there's something wrong.
<Roger> Summary of C:\windows\sandwich: DELETED
<sede> You can't rush some things!
<Roger> Status of C:\taking\shit.zip : File transfer 15% complete.
<StarDonut> The wonders of wireless networking, eh, Rog?
<Roger> Yep.
<Roger> Can you hear me now?
<Roger> Good.
<Roger> Can you hear me now?
<Roger> Good.
<Roger> Can you hear me now?
<JDigital> Good.
<McFrugal> Can you hear me now? Hello? CRAP
<MonkeyDLuffy> HELP OPERATOR, I'M RETARDED!
<Roger> Please hit the Pound key.
<Roger> Please hit the Star key.
<Roger> Please hit your face into the pavement.
<MonkeyDLuffy> My name is Gomgo. Please the sandwich.
<Roger> Error: Can not locate C:\windows\sandwich

<MonkeyDLuffy> I want one of those shirts with the Shoryuken on it..
<Roger> Jesus does a Shoryuken?
<MonkeyDLuffy> No, it's just a picture of Ryu/Ken/Akuma doing a Shoryuken.
<MonkeyDLuffy> You can't really tell who it is, because it's a white silhouette.
<JDigital> I'd pay money for a shirt of Jesus doing the shoryuken.

<Roger> Carpe Spermophilus.
<Roger> Mexicanus
<Roger> Yah, that's the way.
<sede> myew, light my fire
<myew> sede: My name is pierre, and i had to walk it the rest of the way home in like 120 degree heat. Then, less than 10 seconds after my tire goes flat, the batteries in my little black book :3.
<Liquidmentality> what the hell was that?
<Roger> "Seize the Mexican Ground Squirrel"
<Roger> In Latin.

<Roger|Dulce> Also, I NEED GOD'S THEME SONG
<Roger|Dulce> Terra, you have the Shadow Hearts soundtrack?
<terra> Roger|Dulce: no
<Roger|Dulce> Blast it.
<Roger|Dulce> Oh. I was wrong. It's not God.
<Roger|Dulce> It's Meta-God.
<Roger|Dulce> Obviously, God has fused with Meta Knight into some EVEN MORE omnipotent being.
<Zaratustra> Omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, and now WINGS and a SWORD

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lyrai » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:26 pm

<MightyJDigital> Doom++
<MightyCait> And Doom was one of the first Mightynauts.
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyDAH> Doom IS one of us
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyKarte> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!@
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyDoom> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyDAH> DAH
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<Romosome> HELP STUCK IN HOUSE WITHOUT FRIENDS
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<Geothermal> Doom: Is this true.
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightyRosen> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyKarte> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<eloH> SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
*** Signoff: eloH (Excess Flood)
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyGuild> DAH!
<MightyMax> STOP SPAMMING, ELOH
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
*** eloH (ghkr68@ny-tpprlk-cmts1e-139.albyny.adelphia.net) has joined channel #finalfight
<MightyKarte> DAH!
*** Romosome is now known as MightyRomo
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyMax> STOP SPAMMING, ELOH
<MightyRosen> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DAH?
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyDAH> DAH!
<MightyGuild> one of us
<Glames> I never come into #Finalfight and this is what I see. C-R-A-Z-Y!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DAH
<MightyGuild> one of us
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyKarte> DAH!
<MightyGuild> one of us
<MightyMax> THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
*** Nyphur has left #Finalfight
<MightyMax> DAH!
<MightyGuild> Welcome, Romo.
<MightyJDigital> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DOH
<OHakubi> ...and people say the Internet isn't intellectually stimulating. Pshaw.
<MightyKarte> dah!
<MightyDetonator> DAH!
<MightySamuelMarston> DAH!
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyRomo> DAH!
*** eloH has left #finalfight
<MightyGuild> I'm having so much fun doing this.
<MightySamuelMarston> WE ARE LEGION
<MightyDoom> WOAH
<MightyAintaer> DAH!
<MightyRomo> FAH
<MightyDoom> LEGION HAS DONE IT
<MightyCait> Romo has joined us.
<MightyDoom> WE HAVE GOTTEN RID OF ELOH

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lyrai » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:27 pm

<MikeSevigny> If you set it 1-7, doesn't that make it so there's nukes, but you can't get Missile Shield? Because I tried that once and it was even worse than usual.

[18:03] <@terra> Will you try to take me down, Roger?
[18:03] <MadMAxJr> Trick question, don't answer.
[18:03] * @terra chops MadMAxJr's head off.
[18:03] <Roger> Trick question...
[18:03] <Roger> MAx, You just gave me a great idea for a new topic.
[18:03] * MadMAxJr dies, to serve as a lesson for others.
[18:04] <@sei|pso> MadMAxJr may have died for our sins, but who will go down in the name of cos and tan?
[18:04] <Roger> Oh COME ON.
[18:04] <MadMAxJr> Arc will die in the name of tan. *drumroll*
[18:04] <Roger> Arc-tan?
[18:04] <Roger> I don't get it.

<Zaratustra> who would win, Lara Croft or Solid Snake?
<Brentai> Solid Snake would infiltrate from the rear entrance and penetrate deep into the enemy area.
<sede> !

<Sharkey> And when I get back we're gonna barbecue. FIRE and MEAT. I'll flip the burgers With My Penis.

<Moctobot> CAN WE PLEASE KILL THE "OMG SEX SUX" THREAD
<Brentai> Nope. It contains my 2000th post.
<Brentai> Which is me telling somebody else to get a grip because he's complaining about not getting sex.
<Brentai> The irony busts through the very fabric of spacetime like a Kool-Aid Man full of dicks.
<Brentai> I don't know what I'm talking about either, that's how postmodern it is.

<Roger> JACKIE CHAN
<Roger> SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
<Roger> IN
<Roger> MY BANJO, MY FIST

<McDohl> We could play IRC pong.
<McDohl> |.
<Moctobot> .
<Moctobot> . |
<Moctobot> .|
<Moctobot> . |
<McFrugal> .
<McDohl> WTF
<McFrugal> c .
<McFrugal> c.
<McFrugal> o
* McDohl powers up for the Super Turbo pong shot.
<McFrugal> munch munch
<McDohl> | / - \ | / - \ BOOM
<McDohl> | .....
<Moctobot> oh shi
<terra> I'm gonna kill you
<terra> Kill you all.

<Foxie> INTRODUCTION TO MY COCK
<Foxie> A GUIDE AROUND FOXIE'S COCK
<Foxie> BY FOXIEMOXIE
* terra sets mode: +b *!*oxiemoxie@*.ny325.east.verizon.net
* Foxie was kicked by terra (:|)
<Roger> It was a short piece.

<Donut[AFK]> They're big. They fly into things and hang out on doorsteps. They're all over the place. They make OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD NOISES that sound like a lawnmower in your ear if you're out where it's grassier.
<Donut[AFK]> And they stick to things they hit and stay there, because they're lazy and worthless.
<Donut[AFK]> They're like miniature flying PhoenixUltimas.

[04:21] <Esperath> The fucking helicopter alone was almost $18,000.
[04:22] <Xerox> Helicopter?
[04:22] <Esperath> Yeah, they were afraid I'd suffered spinal cord damage, so they rushed me.
[04:22] <Xerox> Oh. Still far from civilization, eh?
[04:22] <Esperath> 90 miles to Flagstaff Medical.
[04:23] <JDigital> $18k for a 90 mile helicopter ride? Jesus, I want in on this racket.
[04:23] <Donut[AFK]> Maybe it's a NUCLEAR HELICOPTER
[04:23] <Donut[AFK]> Powered by uranium and pure gold.
[04:23] <Elfin> DID ESPERATH DIE?
[04:23] <Elfin> OMG
[04:23] <Esperath> zomg yes :'(
[04:23] <Dimastines> Guys, I just got out of bed with Esperath's mom.
[04:23] *** Esperath is now known as Deaderath
[04:23] <Dimastines> I've got some bad news.
[04:24] <Deaderath> Did she give you the clap?
[04:24] <Dimastines> ESPERATH WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
[04:24] <Dimastines> DRUNKEN STD
[04:24] <Elfin> HOLY SHIT.
[04:24] <Deaderath> :(
[04:24] <Xerox> I like how that started! Best parody yet.
[04:25] <Elfin> I say we say a prayer for Esperath.
[04:25] <Elfin> Esperath, who art in heaven...
[04:25] <Xerox> *sniff* He died so young, and with so much more ahead for hi... well, he died young.
[04:26] <Elfin> Please, uh, rain down hentai and Viagra from on high.
[04:26] *** Deaderath is now known as Esperath
[04:26] <Esperath> ZOMG RESURRECTION
[04:26] <Elfin> HOLY CHRISTABLES!
[04:27] <Esperath> I couldn't find any Viagra, but I swiped a bag of CIALIS THE 24 HOUR VIAGRA from St. John's closet.
[04:27] <Xerox> Flibbering flabberknackle!
[04:27] <Dimastines> Esperath, I'm going to have to stab you.
[04:28] <Dimastines> You said ZOMG. Twice. In five minutes.


<Sharkey> Damn cat.
<Sharkey> Kitten. Whateveyrh.uyuh
<Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD

<Sharkey> CLIMBING ON MY FUCKING HEAD.

<Sharkey> KNOCKED OVER MY FUCKING BEER

<Sharkey> No. Friend had it. Raised a whole clutch of them. itter. whabve
<Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN.
<McDohl> heh.
<Moctobot> HAHHAHA
<Zaratustra> awwww

<Sharkey> IT'S TOO FUCKING CUTE SMASH
<Sharkey> Makes little squeeking sounds. Follows me EVERYWHERE.
<Sharkey> Though it did loiter in the living room for quite a while. Was watching Robinson Crusoe on Mars. Wish it'd go back to that.
<Sharkey> I fed it. I gave it water. I showed it where to shit. WHAT DOES IT WANT?

<Sharkey> It won't always be a kitten.
<Zaratustra> OMG IT'S A WEREKITTEN

<Sharkey> Keeps trying to sleep on me.
<Moctobot> how can you not let a kitten sleep on you
<Sharkey> Because it keeps trying to sleep on my hands.
<Moctobot> oh
<Moctobot> that might be problematic, I guess

<Sharkey> Makine squeeking noises again.
<Sharkey> WHAT DO Y OU WNAJ
<Sharkey> GET OOF THE KYBARD
<McDohl> NO WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE CAT THAT SHARKEY IS SEEING IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.
<Sharkey> No, it's a real cat.
<Sharkey> I'm not drunk. It spilled my beer, remember?

And after much name debating:

<Roger> TRON BONNE
<McDohl> Heh.
<Sharkey> Miss Tron.
<Toen> oh. yes.
<Moctobot> TRON BONNE
<McDohl> YES
<Romosome> totally
<Cthulhu-chan> yay, a winner!
<Romosome> Miss Tron
<Moctobot> perfect cat name
<Sharkey> I'll try that one tomorrow.
<Moctobot> A Lunch!
<Moctobot> B Lunch!
<McDohl> Curry Rice!
<Dogstar> Miss Tron!
<Roger> Spaghetti!
<Sharkey> You know, if we name it Miss Tron, every time we call it we'll sound like fucking Servbots.

<Romosome> use your MGS Name Generator
<McDohl> Kickstand Wildebeest. Great.
<Sharkey> Yeah, she'll jump at Toilet Marmoset.
<terra> Pounce Kitty.
<Mediocrity> Marmoset is a good name.
<Romosome> I'm partial to Shotgun Weasel myself
<Sharkey> Kickfag.
<Onomarchus> Kodiak Marmoset
<Mediocrity> Dialing Rhinocerous.

<Sharkey> I almost got her to name it Ritalin.
<Mediocrity> That's a good name!
<McDohl> Awesome.
<Onomarchus> Almost? Who wouldn't love Ritalin?
<terra> That's a great name. What's wrong with her?
<Frocto> Phew.
<Sharkey> She may still go for it, if I push it.
<Mediocrity> Push it.

<Sharkey> Given its behavior over the last couple minutes, I'm thinking Facehugger.
<Sharkey> Get the fuck off me, you smell like a kitten.
<Sharkey> Animals love me. Animals and children.
<Sharkey> Plants die when I touch them. Go fig.

<Brentai> Just think of it this way. TIME TO FEED _____. HAVE YOU SEEN _____. _____ SHAT ALL OVER MY JOURNEY LPS.
<Sharkey> I favor Miss Tron in that context.
<Brentai> My Pussy works but you'd have to be more subtle.
<SailorPsychick> "Honey, have you seen Miss Tron?" "Yeah, she's been under the couch all day, since you beat the hell out of her with that newspaper! You're so mean to that animal!"
<Sharkey> Miss Tron! Shit in your box, not on my Blondie albums. *squirt bottle*
<Brentai> ...you SHOULD sound like a Servbot when you say that shit.
<SailorPsychick> It'll be horrible when Miss Tron goes into heat and you have to get her spayed
<Brentai> Miss Tron, it's time to get you spayed!
<Brentai> ...get off my wavelength, Psychick.


And later, by Sharkey: We did eventually name it Ritalin. My mother's a child psychologist. She was suitably aghast.

*** Clutch has joined #finalfight
<Roger> Clutch, tell us how big your oversized H-game cock is.
<Clutch> Huh?
<Match> Terra wants to know.
<terra> I'm taking a survey of how truthful finalfight is.
<Clutch> I suddenly don't feel like talking.

[3:02] <Zaratustra> "13-year-old girl dies after being shot"
[3:02] <Zaratustra> is that news?
[3:20] <Kitan> THIS JUST IN
[3:20] <Kitan> LITTLE GIRLS DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED
[3:20] <Kitan> isn't it sad


[17:41] *** JDigital is now known as PingTimeout
[17:45] *** Signoff: PingTimeout (Ping timeout)

[09:45] <JDigital> I didn't know the Virgin Islands had their own domain.
[09:46] <Zaratustra> They'd hardly be the Virgin Islands if they shared a domain with someone else, would they?

[20:18] <Roger> I don't get involved in conversations like this.
[20:19] <Roger> Too confusing
[20:19] <Poison-Kei> I'm just typing shit because I like sociology/philosophy/ethics crap once in a while.
[20:19] <sei> confusing isn't the word
[20:19] <sei> this is psychology on a relatively subjective/individual level
[20:20] <Kazz> From a sociological standpoint, boobs. From a philosophical standpoint, boobs are good. From an ethical standpoint, boobs are moral.
[20:21] <Poison-Kei> Seriously, what brought this up?
[20:21] <Kazz> Sandwiches.

<Random-Guy> Or perhaps the Popeye family had some kind of mutant X-gene that reacts to spinach? Crap, I don't know. It's a lot to take in.
* Roger pulls the can of Spinach out of McDohl's ass
<Roger> *gulp*
* Roger punches Random Guy into woodwork, creating a comical perpetual motion machine
<Roger> I went for the K-O cause I jerk to Yomiko...I'm Roger the hentai man!
<Roger> Fap fap
<McDohl> ...

<Fuht_Yu> .
*** Roger is now known as Brentai
<Brentai> Now I'M the real Brentai!
<Brentai> G'day
*** Signoff: Brentai (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))
<Fuht_Yu> .

<McDohl> KY
<Seafoodgumbo> JELLY?
<MadMAxJr> JELLY.
<JDigital> Schweitzer? Kiske? Jelly?
<MadMAxJr> No, new KY-Poptarts.
<Seafoodgumbo> YUM>
<MadMAxJr> Combonation breakfast/sex lube.
<Endril> ...
<Squizzle> Part of a well-balanced, unusually limber breakfast.
<Endril> would it be edible sex lube, or lubricative breakfast?
<Seafoodgumbo> BOTH!
<MadMAxJr> Bored? Pop 'em in the toaster then have sex with them. Warm just like a fresh-dead corpse.
<Seafoodgumbo> ick.
<MadMAxJr> Coming soon: KY Laundry detergent.
<Endril> have sex with your clean underwear.
<Seafoodgumbo> Pre-lubed panties?
<MadMAxJr> Fucks the dirt right out of your clothes.
<Squizzle> KY Fabric Softener: It's in your pants. (Product of the SC Johnson company of Golden, Colorado.)

<sei> before anyone asks, no, my title is not fucking typoed
*** Zaratustra (Zaratustra@200-187-225-12.brt.dialuol.com.br) has joined channel #finalfight
<sei> i want it like that until something better comes to mind
*** Mode change "+o Zaratustra" for channel #finalfight by ChanServ
<Zaratustra> sei, your title is spelled wrong.

<McDohl> Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway!
<McDohl> Now let's play World's Worst!
<@Brentai> World's Worst... Pyokite!
<@Brentai> Go!
* McDohl stumbles around.
<McDohl> Hi, I'm Kain.
<@Brentai> Bzzt.
* OHakubi steps forward.
* McDohl grabs Brentai and carries him over the shoulder.
<@Brentai> BZZT BZZT BZZZZZZZT.
<OHakubi> hay guys whats teh pasword 2 lust?
<@Brentai> Bzzt.
<McDohl> Heh.
* McDohl steps forward.
<McDohl> ...I hate you all.
<McDohl> The World's Worst... thing to say to terra!
* OHakubi steps forward.
(>cheesy)> LuEverett is now known as Dogstar
(>cheesy)> Selkin is now known as Detonator
* R^2 has joined #finalfight
<OHakubi> I don't care if the forum goes down. I've got six others to go to.
* MadMAxJr has joined #finalfight
<OHakubi> OH SHI
<McDohl> Bzzt.
(>cheesy)> OHakubi is now known as HisOHakubiCouldNotSaveHim
* Dogstar Quit (Quit And quoth the historians Strength of the Inferno, Mind of the Heavens, Speed of the Tempest. Thus, a miracle was born.)
* @Brentai steps forward.
<@Brentai> Would you like this Slushie? It comes in its own commemorative Hitler cup.
<R^2> Uh-oh. Am I awesome enough to be here?
<McDohl> Bzzt.
<McDohl> Bzzt.
* Chocolla steps foward
(>cheesy)> HisOHakubiCouldNotSaveHim is now known as OHakubi
* VgameT Quit (Read error Connection reset by peer)
* Dogstar has joined #finalfight
<Chocolla> Guess what! Funimation got the dubbing rights for Leave it to Pyoko!
* VgameT has joined #finalfight
* Chocolla steps back on the step
<SeafoodGumbo> OH NOS!
<@Brentai> Heh heh heh.
<McDohl> Bzzt!
* OHakubi steps forward.
<OHakubi> Catboys? Oh, so you're a furry.
<McDohl> Bzzt!
* @Brentai steps forward.
<@Brentai> Foxie.
<McDohl> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
<R^2> (Psst. I get what's happening, but what's the theme here?)
<SeafoodGumbo> ?
* Chocolla steps foward
<OHakubi> World's Worst thing to say to terra.
<Chocolla> Ophilia's back, and she has the hots for you!
<Ackman> Worst thing to say to Terra.
<R^2> Aaaah.
<@Brentai> Hello, Spiderman. I'm gay. Gay for YOU!
<SeafoodGumbo> FAPPO.
<McDohl> ALright, Examples of the world's worst...iSketch topics.
* Dogstar steps forward.
<Dogstar> Y'know, gay ass faggots like you are gonna burn in HELL.
<SoulBain> Yeah, you do suck as a iSketch topic.
<Romosome> Were those spiderman strips made by the guy who does MNFTIU?
<Romosome> um
<McDohl> BZZT!
<@Brentai> ...nguh.
* SeafoodGumbo steps foward
<SeafoodGumbo> POOP!
<McDohl> Alright, let's move on to Party Quirks.
<MonkeyDLuffy> Where are all those Spiderman strips located?
<McDohl> Brentai is going to be the host of the party,
<@Brentai> Shit.
<McDohl> Lyrai, Dogstar, and Soulbain will be the guests of the party.
<SoulBain> I'm smarter than that.
* R^2 (R2@.2..) has left #finalfight
* Dogstar listens to McDohl.
* R^2 (R2@.2..) has joined #finalfight
<@Brentai> I really only invited Dogstar and SoulBain because I knew they had no chance.
<McDohl> Now, Brentai, is the party underway?
<@Brentai> Oh, yes. The booze, the booze, and the booze... all set up.
<McDohl> *ding dong!*
<@Brentai> We have a rousing game of Booze fighters and... oh, who could that be?
(>cheesy)> Kazz is now known as Kazzgone
* @Brentai opens the pantomime door.
* Chocolla walks in the door
<Chocolla> OHMYGODTHATARMANDTHELIGHTSANDTHEREDCOATITSSOCUTEANDTHEHAIROHGODIWANTHISBABIESANDHOWHESJUSTBANGBANGBANGANDTHEVWOOSHANDTHEBODYANDOHGODIWANTHISBABIES
* Fredward has joined #finalfight
<SeafoodGumbo> WOW.
* Chocolla runs around screaming looking for clothes
<@Brentai> Yes, well, have some booze.
<@Brentai> Have a lot.
<McDohl> *ding dong!*
* Chocolla runs around mimiing shooting the bottles after drinking them
<@Brentai> You keep lusting after Vash the Stampede, I'll go answer this door.
<McDohl> *BZZT!*
* @Brentai opens the pantomime door.
* Dogstar walks through the door.
<@Brentai> He's a furry.
<McDohl> Not quite.
<Dogstar> The SPUUUUD IS here!
* Dogstar minces around.
<@Brentai> Well, it was a reasonable guess.
<Romosome> shit, Brentai's good
* Roger sits on Brentai's head
<Dogstar> Oh, darling, you really shouldn't wear black with yellow, ever! It's just a horrific combination! And these drapes! I can't believe you'd have these up at a party!
<@Brentai> Take a seat, Spuuuuuddy.
<SeafoodGumbo> HE IS A GAY POTATO.
<Roger> He's Tracks!
<MonkeyDLuffy> My thoughts exactly.
<Dogstar> Only if it's in your lap, darling.
<McDohl> *BZZT!*
<McDohl> *ding dong!*
<@Brentai> Black with yellow? But that's the colors of the Boy Scouts, you know.
* Dogstar finds a seat.
<@Brentai> Oh yes, there is somebody else at the door. I should open that.
* @Brentai opens the pantomime door.
<McDohl> *DING MOTHERFUCKING DONG!*
<SoulBain> 'bout damn time, fucker.
<@Brentai> Sure damn is.
<SoulBain> Where's the liquor?
* VgameT Quit (Quit Kimi datte boku datte kizuite inai dake, ame datte dame datte, honjitsu wa seiten nari!)
<@Brentai> The liquor is all around you. It is within you and without. Can I take your bat?
<SoulBain> Why don't you go fuck yourself?
<SoulBain> Got any NES games?
<@Brentai> Why don't you go update your webpage?
<McDohl> *BZZT!*
<McDohl> *applause*
* R^2 applauds
<Chocolla> Bwahahaha
<@Brentai> Wait, who the hell was Dogstar, then? A gay potato?
* Roger sits on Brentai's head
* Dogstar claps politely.
<McDohl> Brent Yeah.
<@Brentai> Uh.
<SeafoodGumbo> I WAS RIGHT.
<MonkeyDLuffy> What's SoulBain supposed to be?
<Romosome> Sharkey
<OHakubi> Sharkey. Duh.
<R^2> Sharkey.
<MonkeyDLuffy> I see.
<McDohl> Sharkey.
<Dogstar> Sharkey.
<Roger> Snarkey
<R^2> Wait, Sharkey's a real type of bird?
<Romosome> although his entrance sounded like Shaft
<Roger> The imitation Sharkey
<Romosome> Ooh! Let me do one next!
<McDohl> Now, let's move on to a little game called...HOEDOWN!
<MonkeyDLuffy> Asking about liquor and NES games is kinda broad to be sharkey, but hey.
<@Brentai> Does anybody even LIKE Hoedown?
<OHakubi> Booze and NES games is half of the people in #finalfight.
<SoulBain> It's the liberal use of the "go fuck yourself" attitude.
<R^2> Actually, I had him pinned at "Where's the liquor", and so did Brentai. So you must just suck.
<Chocolla> I like to watch it, I'd HATE to try and do one
<Roger> I still think that Dogstar was Tracks
<McDohl> This game is for Dogstar, OHakubi, Romosome, and Brentai.
(>cheesy)> Sqoutzle is now known as Squizzle
<@Brentai> Actually I was just pretty well into Dohl's head at that point.
<SeafoodGumbo> GAY POTATO.
<@Brentai> I had it at "about damn time, mother fucker."
<Roger> Squizzle
<Roger> WHAT THE FUCK
<SeafoodGumbo> ?
<Dogstar> Oh, god.
<McDohl> Tonight's Hoedown will be...
<McDohl> THE MYEW HOEDOWN!
<Romosome> oh shit.
<SoulBain> myew, hoedown
<SeafoodGumbo> OH NO.
<Romosome> NO
<myew> SoulBain I are babboon.
* Detonator Quit (Ping timeout)
<Romosome> ...I love her so much
<McDohl> *music starts*
* Dogstar stands up.
* R^2 plays piano
<McDohl> *Dogstar misses the first bar*
<McDohl> *laughter*
<Dogstar> Oooooooh, in the wonderful room of finalfight, there is a bot named myew.
<R^2> Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo doop doop doop doop doop
<Dogstar> And to her all us merry bastards will all stay true!
* Romosome groans
<Dogstar> But she's a mean and evil sort who likes to give us trouble,
<Roger> Well
<Dogstar> Annd..
<Dogstar> And to us she's the reincarnation of the Duvil!
<Roger> If I didn't have an excuse to shove a hot fireplace poker into Dogstar's penis before...
* Dogstar grins weakly.
<McDohl> *FISSION MAILED*
<McDohl> NEXT
<SeafoodGumbo> BOOOOO~
<OHakubi> I know a little bot, I think her name is myew.
<OHakubi> #finalfight loves her, and I think that I do too.
<OHakubi> Everyone else is nice but I'll be damned,
<Romosome> here's your extra syllable
<OHakubi> ...if she's not the only one who doesn't want me banned.
* R^2 plays a short bridge before the next song
<McDohl> *applause*
<SeafoodGumbo> Heh
<Romosome> Now myew's a fancy little girl and we all love her dear
<Romosome> She gabble just like Lyrai when you poke her in the rear
<Romosome> *gabbles
<Romosome> Some folks may want to fuck her but they have to find in fear
<Romosome> that she's just ones and zeroes, and she isn't really here
<McDohl> *WILD APPLAUSE*
<SeafoodGumbo> YAY
* @Brentai waits for the applause to die down.
<@Brentai> Well that there myew, she dun talk pretty weird.
<@Brentai> Every line she says is much stranger than I feared.
<@Brentai> I once tried to teach her to talk like Jesus Christ,
<@Brentai> But really in the end she was more like Vincent Price!

<@Brentai> The four of you are going to sing a Hoedown in the style of something suggested by the audience. So let's hear it, the Hoedown of...
<Cappuccino> TERRA
<Squizzle> Batman!
<+Romosome> I already made an entire country western song about terra.
<@Brentai> o_O
<+Romosome> to the tune of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
<R^2> eloH.
<@Brentai> Ah, there we go.
<@Brentai> The eloH Hoedown.
<@Brentai> We'll start with Dogstar. Take it away, Dogstar.
<+Dogstar> Ooooh, In the channel finalfight eloH keeps coming back.
<+Dogstar> He's such a giant asshole I'd like to give him a good smack.
<+Dogstar> But he keeps on coming back again being stupid and selling crack.
<+Dogstar> I'd like to beat him up until he's blue and black.
* R^2 plays a short bridge
<+McDohl> There is a cat who's on a lot of drugs!
<+McDohl> His mommy never ever gave him any hugs!
<+McDohl> eloH really sucks, no I cannot lie!
<+McDohl> Everyone wishes that he would f*bleep*ing die!
* +Romosome steps up
* R^2 changes key and continues
<+Romosome> Now eloH may be stupid, and also rather mean,
<+Romosome> despite his bluffs and stories, we guess that he's thirteen.
<+Romosome> But you don't have to worry, about his inverse fame,
<+Romosome> he won't be coming back no more, because I took his name!
<+McDohl> *WILD APPLAUSE*
* JDigital applause
* R^2 bridges to the final bit
* Cappuccino claps
* @Brentai claps to a rhythm.
* JDigital suddenly stops clapping
<+SoulBain> Well we have a fellow in our chat who's name is eloH
<+SoulBain> He often comes in uninvited never says "Hello"
<+SoulBain> But it's hard to say he doesn't have an ounce of class
<+SoulBain> When he links us time and time again to that GAPING MAN ASS!!!!!
<+Dogstar> TO THAT GAPING MAN AAAAAAAAASSSS!
<+McDohl> THAT GAPING MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
<+Romosome> dun dun

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lyrai » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:28 pm

<sede> VOTE MYEW IN TWO THOUSAND.. UHH, WHENEVER WE FIRE G.W.
<Squizzle> Myew, VOTE MYEW FOR IMPERATOR!
<myew> Squizzle: Myew myew myew!
<sede> Fuck yeah!
<Squizzle> This rally's getting violent.
<Rosencrantz> myew, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR PIGS
<sede> SHUT UP BITCH!
<myew> Rosencrantz: Fap for liberty! Fap for freedom! Fap for us all.
<Rosencrantz> ...Awesome.
<Squizzle> Myew's campaign platform is shaping up nicely.


<CappyCappy> myew, [¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|:{-D
<myew> CappyCappy: We <blatant lie>d.
<CappyCappy> ....
<Cait> Awesome.
<CappyCappy> myew, you suck. get back in the [¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|:{-D
<myew> CappyCappy: Must suck to be the one in full of morons.
<CappyCappy> ...
<CappyCappy> myew is making sense and insulting me.
<myew> CappyCappy: Insulting me is all about insulting you.
<CappyCappy> ...
<JDigital> hahah
<Cait> :D
<CappyCappy> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<JDigital> :D
<Cait> myew, you are truly superior.

<sede> Damn, I only got He-Man in German
<Roger> How do you sing "HE-MAN!!" in German?
<JDigital> Mit das Power zur Greyskull!
<JDigital> ICH HABE DAS POWEEEEEEEER
<JDigital> *whooshenburger*


[12:46] <Kayma> Myew, Aliménteme un gato perdido.
[12:46] <myew> Kayma: It's un-american.
[12:46] <Kayma> Haha. Yes it is.

<OHakubi> WARNING AN ENORMOUS PLOT POINT - EVIL FATHER - IS APPROACHING FAST
<OHakubi> ATTACKS: FREUDIAN GUILT - GROUNDING - OBSCENELY OVERPOWERED UNSTOPPABLE ATTACK THAT KILLS YOU BECAUSE THIS IS A PLOT-RELATED BATTLE
<Zaratustra> http://zara.verge-rpg.com/magic/freudian.jpg

<Niku> !place Mocto's GBA
<MadMAxJr> myew, Where is the GBA?
<myew> MadMAxJr: That is the gba?
<Niku> myew, no, that GBA.
<myew> Niku: I had that on a gba.
<MadMAxJr> myew, no no, Mocto's GBA. Where is it?
<myew> MadMAxJr: Where is the gba?
<Cait> myew's hiding something.
<MadMAxJr> ...... myew is doing a fucking 'who is on first' bit.

<TedBelmont> If I ever get a girlfriend, I'm definitely going to have her spout engrish during sex.
<Kayumi> That is why it's an "if"

[22:21] <Kazz> Sex with women sounds like dagweej bajork dagweej bajork.
[22:21] <Xerox> Yeah, my girlfriend used to shout that too.
[22:22] <SamuelMarston> What am I supposed to shout?
[22:22] <Kazz> You're supposed to beatbox.
[22:22] <Xerox> Something romantic. Like "T-MINUS 10... 9... 8... WHOOPS.

<md> I wish ATI had some cool beans stuff like nVidia did
<Cait> cool beans stuff?
<md> nVidia's drivers have really a lot of options
<md> Like setting any window to be transparent, or to pull up like a window shade or...
<md> uh
<md> keystone
<terra> so you want superfluous drivers and software that do nothing except use up RAM? D:
<Norondor> says the Mac user

<Ejacula> what the holy shit is fucking wrong with you

* Disconnected
* Now talking in #finalfight
* Topic is 'see how they run'
* Set by Sharkey on Thu Sep 09 00:42:20
<NotCricket> okay...
<Fried_Octopus> STOP DISCONNECTING
<NotCricket> Summed up in a new word: "prosti-tots"
<Fried_Octopus> ...
<Fried_Octopus> Disregard that last order, soldier.

<Detonator> Holy shit, this is going to be the best fucking Iron Chef Starcraft map ever.

<@Zaratustra> If I ever went to Antarctica, I'd take a computer just so I could overclock it as far as I could
<@Zaratustra> HEY DUDES, DOOM3 IS RUNNING AT 300 FPS AND I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS
(Although it'd be Crysis by today's standards)

[02:20] <+Sonia> he did on purpose Sei
[02:20] <sei> o rly
[02:20] <+Sonia> so don't pat yourself on the back, unless of course it guarantees you'd pull a muscle
[02:20] * sei's face
[02:20] <+Sonia> then by all means..
[02:21] <+Sonia> ¬¬
[02:21] <sei> Are you wishing me harm?
[02:21] <Dimastines> Sonia's breaking and entering~
[02:21] <+Sonia> only of the bodily and mental variety sei
[02:21] <sei> Not like anyone else would do it for her, Dimastines.
[02:21] <Dimastines> Oh.
[02:21] <+Sonia> ...what....
[02:21] <Dimastines> Oh burn.

*** Clutch has joined #finalfight
<Kazz> CLUTCH JUST IN TIME
<Kazz> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO JERK OFF FOR EVERYONE
<Random-Guy> For free? Yay!
<Clutch> HERE I COME TO SAVE THE HRGLBRGLEDADAIA

<Romosome> I CAN'T COMPETE WITH YOUR UP-TO-THE-SECOND CUTTING EDGE FAGGOTRY
<NotCricket> Cutting edge faggotry sounds like a major pain in the ass.

<patito> Where can you meet women anyway?
<Kazz> Dunno. They are an elusive and powerful Pokemon.
<Kazz> Dumpsters.

<@Friday> Romo I also boycott two things
<@Friday> 1. Wal-Mart
<@Friday> 2. Fanta
<@Zaratustra> why fanta
<@Romosome> why Fanta
<Roger> Friday would you kindly go to the local Wal-Mart and buy me a Fanta
<@Zaratustra> see nobody asks about wal-mart
<@Romosome> Friday was a Fanta girl for years and they treated her horribly
<@Romosome> that's what I'm hearing
<@Romosome> what flavor were you
<@Vance> Bitter

[23:27] <Romosome> HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I'M HOLDING
[23:27] <Romosome> ASK 20 QUESTIONS TO FIGURE IT OUT

[23:28] <sei> are you ready to answer?
[23:28] <Romosome> yes
[23:28] <sei> Is it Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, Other, or Unknown?
[23:28] <Romosome> animal
[23:28] <sei> Can you lift it?
[23:28] <sei> Yes , No , Unknown, Irrelevant, Sometimes, Maybe,
[23:28] <sei> Probably, Doubtful, Usually, Depends, Rarely, Partly
[23:28] <Romosome> yes
[23:28] <sei> Is it a mammal?
[23:28] <sei> Yes , No , Unknown, Irrelevant, Sometimes, Maybe,
[23:28] <sei> Probably, Doubtful, Usually, Depends, Rarely, Partly
[23:29] <Romosome> YOU'RE USING THAT WEBSITE

<Motch> I'd go trick or treating if it weren't for the old people that curse at me when I get to their door.
<Motch> "Aren' tyou little bastards too damn old to be trick or treating?"
<Motch> "Um...No?"
<Mr_Saturn> That's when you say you have a gland problem
<Mr_Saturn> IM ONLY 9 YEARS OLD
<Motch> My mom beat me until I looked old enough to get a job

<memo> myew, what do you think of donkey konga
<myew> memo: You of all who want to do.
<memo> myew, that sucked. try it again: what do you think of donkey konga?
<myew> memo: Again, it was almost as a reason on earth who played the game sucked.
<Niku_Konga> myew, fuck you.
<myew> Niku_Konga: Did as you go through the medium of life and have a lapse of judgment and actually try to fuck you you fuck.
<Niku_Konga> =(

<Joxam> I think one of the main reasons I could never be a jedi is that the force power crotch kick... speaks to me.
<Niku> Yeah.
<Niku> I'd love to be able to clench my hand like I was going to choke somebody, concentrate ..
<Niku> and then HAHA KICK TO THE NADS PSYCHE
<Niku> Hey guys, I think I just wrote Spaceballs 2.

<NotCricket> Apparently the girl who moved in next door just got out of prison. smiley
<Roger> Cool. That means she's desperate to get laid.
<Roger> Go get 'er tigher.
<Roger> tiger.
<NotCricket> her tighter what?
<Roger> her tighter ass
<NotCricket> She's not that hot.
<NotCricket> ...and she's been coming over to use my phone.
<terra> so, what?
<NotCricket> Now I'm worried she's going to steal my stuff.
<Roger> She wants you. Bad.
<terra> Stay right there and get her.
<Roger> Put your spoon in her escape route, wink wink

<Romosome> nothing wrong with amano
<Romosome> he's just an impressionist
<NotCricket> But he gives the impression that everything's gay.

<Kazz> Pretending a chatroom is a real place is like putting on doggie ears and licking people's hands.
<Kazz> It's intensely arousing.
* babyshaker puts on doggie ears and licks people's hands.
<babyshaker> Oh damn.
* babyshaker takes that back.
<babyshaker> Wouldn't want to get people aroused now.
<Roger> Too late.

<Zaratustra> but concerts are fun! With the overcrowding and the loud noise and the drunk people and the violence, but still they're FUN!
<Drethelin> see, that's why I only go to classical concerts
<Roger> Fuck you man, I lost my eye at a Bach performance.
<Drethelin> bach is totally hardcore
<Roger> I was at his famous concert where he grabbed his Piano and slammed it into the speakers when he was done.

<DN> HEAVEN OR HELL!?
<Brentai> HEAVEN OR SPELL
<Det> KEENAN OR KEL
<Brentai> GLOOMY OR SWELL
<Detonator> HAIRSPRAY OR GEL
<Brentai> WHAT IS THAT SMELL
<Detonator> I CANNOT TELL
<Brentai> COMPAQ OR DELL
<DN> I HAVE BEEN RENDERED FELL
<Brentai> INTELLIGENT, OR ZELL
<Detonator> PRTCT OR SHELL
<DN> SHRIMP OR KRILL
<Detonator> DN, you really suck at this.
<kashan> THIS CAN'T END WELL
<Brentai> JASMINE OR BELLE
<Detonator> ARR EFF OH ELL
<Brentai> JESUS OR MEL
<DN> MECHA JESUS OR MEL
<Brentai> TRADE-IN OR SELL
<Detonator> DN, please stop.
<kashan> FREEZA OR CELL
<Detonator> WHISPER OR YELL
<Brentai> BADLY OR WELL
<kashan> I'LL NEVER TELL
<DN> DUDE I GOT A DELL
<Detonator> DN WHAT DID I SAY
<kashan> QUISTES OR ZELL
<Brentai> DN made that smell.
<Brentai> HE-MAN OR SKEL.
<kashan> STUDENT LOAN OR PELL
<Detonator> SAMI OR NELL

<Zaratustra> there should be an adventure where you hunt various monsters in order to eat them
<JDigital> I played in a D&D game like that
<JDigital> Paladins are immune to disease so our paladin would eat part of every monster he fought
<Niku> Iron Chef: D&D
<Zaratustra> Chairman Lv. 10 Kaga
<Zaratustra> CHEF! OHOH, SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
<Niku> He's using the +5 foie gras! Oh, I bet that will be just delicious.
<terra> Today's theme ingredient is... Wight Dust! Alles Cuisine!
<Zaratustra> I see he is using the 'Stone to Flesh' school of preparation!
<terra> "HP & MP Restored! But you're still hungry..." "It tasted good, but ultimately I was unsatisfied!"

<R^2> And to be quite honest, no, hitting myself in the crotch with my own money hadn't occurred to me.
<CUI> You should try it sometime
<R^2> Ow!
<R^2> x_x
*** Doom (Doom@pcp09852205pcs.longhl01.md.comcast.net) has joined channel #finalfight
<R^2> Crushed under the weight of my own cash. Doom would be prou... er, hey.

* Mr_Saturn Molests CappyCappyCappy
* CappyCappyCappy moans in swedish arabic.
* quinn imagines the sound of Swedish Arabic.
<Clutch> Bork bork bork allah muhammad.

<Doom> TRUE AMERICAN REPORTERS DON'T REPORT THE FACTS
<Doom> JUST THE FREEDOM

<DN> ...on a completely unrelated note, the only women who do bestiality porn are too ugly for real porn.
<DN> ...forget I said that.
<Random-Guy> Oh, I won't.

<Brentai> I'm going to make an online game with no stats. Just a bunch of pointless loading-games with a window somewhere to the side with a penis that gets longer and thicker the more you play.

(Still waiting, Brent)

<Sharkey> I should troll forums as a proofreader.
<Sharkey> Never actually say anything. Just copy other people's posts and fix spelling and punctuation.
<Cthulhu-chan> the instant gratification of CoH can't possibly be matched.
<Sharkey> No, probably not.
<Sharkey> And before long people start trying to catch you in a mistake. Like if you get a comma wrong and call you on it you'll vanish in a puff of grammar.
<Brentai> OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A *NOUN*
<Brentai> I... will... not... die... as... long... as... there... are... typos... on... the... message... boards... of... the... Internet... *ellipsis*

<Zaratustra> Linus' devotion to the Great Pumpkin is quite disturbing
<Zaratustra> I wouldn't be surprised if he later is found to be some sort of religious serial killer
(This was BEFORE that Robot Chicken sketch.)

<Brentai> I could never expatriate. Mostly because foreigners always make me feel a little uncomfortable.
<Brentai> They have me at the distinct advantage of not being Americans.
<Zaratustra> You think we make you feel uncomfortable? Imagine how WE feel
<Brentai> Well, I suppose you expect us at any moment to start fucking our sisters and praising the lord.
<Zaratustra> at the same time, even.
<Zaratustra> while firing guns at the skies

<Sharkey> You know, I wish I had that old MTV interview. The one where the ABC kids were bitching about how Kriss Kross stole their backwards pants thing. Threatening to kick their ass.
<Sharkey> I mean... all these little black kids. On TV. Threatening to kick each other's asses. Over who thought up wearing their pants backwards first.
<Sharkey> If I ever wanted to convince aliens that there's a good reason not to wipe us out, I'd show them that. And that clip of Vanilla Ice humming the baselines to Ice Ice Baby and Under Pressure to show Kurt Loader the difference.
<Sharkey> We're just too funny to sacrifice.
<Zaratustra> I can't believe it! You're wearing your pants so far down you have to use a belt for each leg! Why the hell do you kids have to do such STUPID things!
<Sharkey> "'Dun dun dun dunna dun DUN!' See! There's an extra 'Dun!'"
<Sharkey> Not only do people want credit for these things, they're willing to fight and die in front of Tabitha Soren for them.
<Sharkey> ... fuck. I almost miss 1992.
<Sharkey> NO!
<Sharkey> NO NO NO!
<Kazz> This is the sort of thing we get into when we no longer need to hunt or build shelters.
<Sharkey> Yeah. Civilization is the worst thing that ever happened to civilization.
<Kazz> Hm. Got food. Got warmth. Let's see... what to do... Hey! I'm wearing bones! Check me out!
<Zaratustra> Idle hands are the devil's blah blah blah

<Sharkey> Myew.
<myew> Sharkey: So tell me something already.
<Brentai> Myew.
<Sharkey> Myew.
<myew> Sharkey: So tell me something already.
<myew> Brentai: So tell me something already.
<Sharkey> Myew. Myew.
<myew> Sharkey: Myew, myew, blow me, you gash.

[15:14] <Ted|SanAndreas> The only problem with the blue states breaking off from the red states is I'm surrounded on three sides by red states. I don't want those fuckers coming over my borders for cheap beer and abortions.
[15:14] <Zaratustra> Ted, you could charge them
[15:15] <Zaratustra> JESUSLAND IMPORT TAX
[15:15] <Ted|SanAndreas> Ha.
[15:15] <Sharkey> TED'S LIQUOR SHACK AND COATHANGER EMPORIUM

<MadMAxJr> myew, roger roger roger roger roger
<myew> MadMAxJr: This just in: roger sucks dirty dickgirl fuckstick.

<Doom> This war's a fucking comedy. Let's dub in Three Stooges sounds while we're at it.
*DN gets hit with a cream pie
<Doom> THAT'S A SUICIDE PIE, DN
<DN> In the after life, the pie gets 27 cherry pies

[13:18] <Zaratustra> http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1
[13:19] <Mr_Saturn> YAY SCIENCE
[13:24] <Zaratustra> Our scientists have discovered the secret of The Orgasmatron!
[13:24] <Zaratustra> Now we can build:
[13:24] <Zaratustra> * Women's Suffrage
[13:24] <Zaratustra> * SexCops

<Vance> Romo
<Vance> I'll pay you ten dollars to hump Friday's leg
<Romosome> you owe me 20 then

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Lyrai » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:30 pm

<NotCricket> Disney is making another Toy Story without Pixar.
<Squizzle> <Disney> Hey, guys! Look, a grain thresher! How about I stick my penis in it!

<PhoenixUltima> EUREKA'S CASTLE
<PhoenixUltima> Come on! The jellyfish liked peanut butter and the bat flew into things and wore glasses!
<PhoenixUltima> Plus Eureka was totally hot for a muppet.
<PhoenixUltima> ...Forget I said that.

<Lyrai> From the website: Shigeru Miyamoto is expected to demonstrate games ....and SEGA will demo Feel the Magic: XY-XX (formerly Project Rub)
<Roger> So?
<Lyrai> Project Rub.
<Lyrai> Feel The Magic - XX XY
<Lyrai> MALE FEMALE CHROMOSOMES
<Lyrai> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PORN GAME
<Roger> Feel the Magic: G.I. Joe - C.O.B.R.A.
<@Sharkey> Feel the Magic: My Fist - Your Ass
<@Sharkey> (Formerly Project OW DAMN FUCK CHRIST GET IT OUT)

<terra> arrghhh
<terra> Jam's arm fell off
<DN> Why'd she do that?
<terra> well
<terra> I guess she was poorly made
<DN> Made in China.

DetonatorNova: The deadly Kazz can kill without words.
KazzTawdal: ...
DetonatorNova: *hurk*
KazzTawdal: *slinks away*

<memo> It's the #finalfight late show, with your host, memo! **jazz band**
<Clutch> I'm still here.
<memo> you're my sidekick
<memo> Elfin is the studio audience
<Clutch> I'm no man's sidekick.
<memo> fine, YOU can be the studio audience
<Clutch> I'm no man's studio audience.
<memo> OH GOD DAMMIT
<memo> look, I'm trying to have a plain old GURPS talk show RP but I can't GM it without a little cooperation!!!!!!
<memo> THIS IS A ROLEPLAY NETWORK SO LET'S ROLEPLAY PEOPLE
<Elfin> I'm waiting to laugh, memo.
<memo> I make a scathing remark in my monologue about Elfin, with a reference to Scott Petersen in it. I'm making my monolgue joke roll.
<memo> myew, roll 47d11
<myew> memo: D, don't be surprised if they work for money in misery if you played more pinball and watched cable television!!
<memo> myew, I DO NOT HAVE THE CABLE MODULE! THIS IS A PLAIN VANILLA TALK SHOW ROLEPLAY GAME! CHRIST AM I THE ONLY ONE PAYING ATTENTION HERE
<myew> memo: Christ, don't i wish.
<memo> I'm quoting that
<quinn> Sometimes I worry that myew is becoming self-aware.

<terra> rrrraaahghhghurhgh
<terra> what do you do when your iPod locks up
<JDigital> Restart it?
<Brentai> Put your penis in it.
<JDigital> That's your excuse for everything, Brentai.
<Brentai> I... I... uh...

<Mr_Saturn> Some of the people running HL2DM servers ARE RETARDED
<Mr_Saturn> THEY TURN OFF ALL WEAPON PICKUPS
<MadMAxJr> So what, you only throw stuff?
<Mr_Saturn> no
<Random-Guy> That sounds less retarded and more genius.
<Mr_Saturn> They turn off most of the objects also
<Random-Guy> Which leaves you with crowbars?
<Elegnaim> I know some CS servers that ban you for jumping.
<Random-Guy> Uh.
<Random-Guy> Is this Half-Life Tactics Advance?

<MadMAxJr> Sleep-fucking. Japan does it all the time.
<Mr_Saturn> That would be bad
<Mr_Saturn> You would wake up
<Mr_Saturn> And you'd be fucking the cat
<Mr_Saturn> or worse
<Mr_Saturn> A TREE
<Niku> ...
<MadMAxJr> And then we break into your house and kill you for being a damn furry.


<McDohl> When 2000 force gems are collected, or the players get access to level 2 subweapons...INSANITY ENSUES
<Zaratustra--> what the hell does a force gem do
<Random-Guy> I think Jedi crush them and inhale the dust.

<JDigital> I can shoot balls of ice from my hands! But only when it's been snowing.

<NotCricket> I think there should be a butcher's feat that lets you make breastplates and helmets out of meat.
<NotCricket> So you could make armor hot dogs.

<Silversong> I still remember when I was new and you said I was the person who was probably going to kill you someday.
<Brentai> I still believe it. It's just that now the circumstances will be we're cuddling and I'll say something and next thing you know, I'll be choking to death on a Keroppi.

* Niku has quit IRC (Quit: SPLURT)
<Man_on_the_Internet> His forceful ejaculation propelled him clear off IRC.
<Arcturus> I'm just THAT GOOD
* Arcturus threatens Squizzle with one
<Man_on_the_Internet> We've already established that my ejaculations do not threaten adjacent squares.
<memo> if only we could find a way to use this technology to provide a substitute for fossil fuels
<patito> That would bring a new meaning to man powered machines.
<Arcturus> I'm now imagining Dr. Brown in BttF going, "It runs on semen, marty! *fapfapfap*"
<patito> Show us on the doll where the physicist touched you.

<Romosome> DID MY PACKAGE COME TODAY
<Brentai> My package came today.
<Romosome> what was in it?
<memo> boom chicka wow wow
<Brentai> Mostly semen.
<memo> Brent: Romo got caught in traffic and will be late to the joke tonight

<R^2> I wonder how much of Samus's post-mission report was "I waited until the monster revealed its weak point, then shot it with missiles until it died. Then I got a suit upgrade in the next room."


<R^2> Welcome to #finalfight. #fi ina lfiigh hgi ifla if#
<R^2> Hello. And... goodbye!
<McDohl> Dildos! And you're walking around! That's so funny! Wel come tooo #fi fi final fi fi fight.
<R^2> "Yes" means "No". "No" means "Fuck off." Do you understand?
* Arcturus gets flashbacks to earthbound. ARRRRRGH.
<R^2> Thank you, Ted Turner. That was the joke.

<Romosome> Tri-stat dX has campaign suggestions for fucking Reality TV and Romantic Comedy campaigns?
<kashan> HAHA, I want to do a romantic comedy campaign.
<JDigital> It also suggests Mickey Mouse style cartoons and campaigns where the players are animals.
<Brentai> omg furn/m
<Moctobot> ...
<Romosome> campaigns where the players are animals sounds neat.
<Romosome> As opposed to campaigns where the players are humanoid foxes with three penises.
<Romosome> Then again, I'm talking to the room that resulted in that Dickgirl Bebop RPG.
<Cappy> .
<Roger> Hey shut up
<Roger> My dick raping Duke Tolgo saved lives

<Roger> I was fighting a Sol Chipp team with Faust in Isuka
<Roger> and I butt stabbed Chipp.
<JDigital> ha
<JDigital> PAINFUL END
<Roger> And while we're in that invincable state, Sol is running around like a chicken with its head cut off spamming gun flames.
<JDigital> haha
* Faust has joined #finalfight
* Faust buttstabs Roger
* Faust has left #finalfight
<JDigital> GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME

<Mediocrity> MGS3 has a crotchgrab scene.
<PirateJack> you don't say
<Mediocrity> But it's not one of those "OMG YOU'RE A GIRL" moments.
<Mediocrity> It's more like "I'm checking your dick size to see if you're really who you say you are."
<Roger> 'cause only badass Snake has a giant penis.
<Mediocrity> It's that crotch-grabber-man has MAD BUTTSEX with the guy Snake is pretending to be.
<PirateJack> ...
<PirateJack> Snake is sodomized?
<Mediocrity> No.
<Mediocrity> Snake pretends to be a guy who gets buttsexed, but never actually receives buttsex.
<PirateJack> what, he sneaks a fake rubber butt in there or something?
<Mediocrity> Snake puts on a disguise.
<Mediocrity> The disguise happens to be some guy's gay lover.
<Mediocrity> The guy doesn't believe Snake is that guy, so he grabs his crotch, since he's familiar with it.
<PirateJack> oh, so there is no actual transaction of fluids via Snake's anus?
<Mediocrity> No.
<Mediocrity> It's a rather bizarre scene.
<Roger> Is the guy fooled?
<Roger> Or says LOOK AT THIS MONSTER
<Mediocrity> Snake's crotch fails to hold up.
<Roger> Zing.
<Mediocrity> I guess if it could hold up, he'd have to change his name to Solid Anaconda.
<PirateJack> more like Solid Garter Snake am i rite?
<Exdeath> YOU WILL IDENTIFY SOLID SNAKE BY HIS SOLID SNAKE

<TedBelmont> I read that as "girl sues her father for child support".
<TedBelmont> I was like what the joxam.
<PirateJack> Joxam has ascended into divinity?

[19:34] <Romosome> HEY THE BOSS'S CQC IS NEAT AND ALL BUT I'D RATHER SEE HER BOX
[19:35] <Romosome> get it
[19:35] <Romosome> ha
[19:35] * Romosome slinks away

<Esperath> They should just release the Katamari Damacy engine and let people develop their own games.
<Lyrai> Esperath - If they did that, you just know that 90% of the games would be people rolling up penises with a boob as the Katamari
<Esperath> Yeah, that sounds fine.

<Xerox> Hey guys, funny story.
<gaspump> There we go.
<Nedlinpopo> whereas pascal is dead in the Historical sense
<Arcturus> Xerox: I'm laughing already.
<Xerox> The other day, my co-workers and I were looking over the list of words to flag for ESRB purposes.
<@terra> OH NO! What happened next!?
<Xerox> These words were pretty typical. "Fuck, shit, damn, hell, kill, ass, sex" blah blah blah.
<gaspump> I thought Delphi was OOP Pascal.
<Xerox> Except for one. "Power between your legs."
<Xerox> I have no idea why, but power between your legs is specifically stated as a negative from the ESRB. SPECIFICALLY. It's the only thing on the list that's not a single word.
<Arcturus> ...
<Arcturus> ha
<@terra> o_o;
<Xerox> Which really sucks, because we had to take Ron "Power between your legs" Johnson out of the game.
<gaspump> Perhaps an advertisement for Rez with the vibrator option.
<@terra> where do you work these days, Xerox?
<Nedlinpopo> man i could see that being a problem for motorcycle games

<gaspumpT41> #finalfight starts shutting down...
<R^2> It is now safe to turn off your #finalfight.
<Arcturus> My #finalfight doesn't have enough memory :(
<gaspumpT41> I just upgraded my #finalfight to a gig of ram. It's so much faster now.
<Mediocrity> My #finalfight keeps crashing on me.
<Arcturus> #finalfight is like an old hard drive. Full of heat, bad sectors, and failures. But still holds a lot of good stuff.
<Xerox|Sleepage> #finalfight touched me in my naughty place.
<Lyrai> My #finalfight tells me what music I should listen to
<gaspumpT41> Shit... I need my Notes ID.
<Exdeath> I like #finalfight. It's comfy and easy to...Ah, fuck it.
<gaspumpT41> I mean... uh... my #finalfight is missing my Notes ID.
<Mediocrity> Comfy and easy to fuck?
<NotCricket> Yes.

<Lyrai> http://www.pvponline.com The long post about anime girls confuses me. Is he apologizing for taking a crack at Megatokyo or something else?
<Zaratustra> Lyrai: he is
<Lyrai> When did he take a crack at Piro/whoever the fuck draws it now?
<Zaratustra> he said something like 'Largo is a father, congrats, that's something Piro won't be able to steal from him'
<Zaratustra> and then Piro went APESHIT
<Zaratustra> 14-year-old schoolgirls across the earth raised their genuine Rayearth swords and called for Kurtz's head
<Lyrai> As did 18 year old Anime otkus
<Lyrai> *otakus.
<Lyrai> They stood up, the mountains of cheetos and pockey crumbs tumbling down, as they vowed to have their revenge, on this....bastard. This souless, gutless bastard who had DARED to mock THEIR MIGHTY GOD.
<Lyrai> And then they sat back down, winded.

<Lyrai> AUGH
<Lyrai> They’re making ANOTHER Land Before Time Movie
<Esperath> After they stopped numbering them, I gave up all hope.
<Lyrai> They need to make ones
<Lyrai> lIke
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: The Land After Time
<Arcturus> What're they on now, 9?
<Esperath> THE LAND BEFORE TIME X-2
<Esperath> Every class is the mascot class.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Tournament Edition.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Trading Spaces.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: The Hunt for a Starbucks
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Affording Starbucks
<Esperath> Turn the corner, first building on your right.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Sera does Dallas.
<Esperath> And the second one.
<Esperath> And the third one.
<Arcturus> The Land Before Closing Time. :D
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Warrior Within
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: Ohshi A Meteor!
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: FATALITY
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time Special Edition: In This Version, Thumper Bites First!
<Lyrai> Land Before Time: Littlefoot Meets Bonk.
<Esperath> Littlefoot gets bonked?
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: Furry Edition (Now with hardcore Littlefoot x Cera axxxtion)
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: 2 hours of blank video tape
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Neo-Cretacious is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E
<Lyrai> <Littlefoot> TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..I mean, SHARPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
<Esperath> The Land Before Time: Suck My Cock
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: The Search for More Sequels
<Esperath> I think I've heard that one on Conan.
<Arcturus> It's a reference to the non-existant Spaceballs 2.
<Lyrai> Land Before Time - Do The Mario.
<Esperath> Now is the perfect time for a Spaceballs 2, anyway.
<Esperath> The acting would be orders of magnitude better than angstboy.
<Lyrai> THe Land Before Time - Discovering the eloH

<sede> The other day I was assembling one whole computer for my dad out of the myriad of partial computers laying around, and I noticed someone had spilled soda on the keyboard I was gonna use. Spilled a lot of soda. I hope it was just soda. So I completely took it apart and cleaned every key individually, only to find out the soda was the only thing holding it together apparently.
<sede> So now I have a whole bunch of spare really clean keys.
<sede> They made great stocking stuffers.

Niku: Sami's super CEO power is sick.
Zaratustra: what is it
Niku: She can capture any building in one turn.
Niku: Including HQs.
Detonator: CEO power?
Niku: .. CO, whatever.
Detonator: She must take after Bill Gats.
Detonator: Gates
Niku: And stole his E, apparantly.

<Romosome> !quote *boobles*
<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching *boobles*
<Romosome> !addquote <Roger> Booble <Romosome> BOOBLES
-myew- Your quote has been added to my database: <Roger> Booble <Romosome> BOOBLES
<Romosome> there
<Moctobot> ...
<Romosome> another mystery solved!
<Roger> ...you never said boobles you twat.
<Romosome> thanks to
<Romosome> ROMOSOME, TIME POLICE
<Moctobot> ...
* Romosome hums theme music
* TimeCop shoots Romosome in the face
* TimeCop drag drag drag
<TimeCop> My work here is done
* TimeCop vwoop

<NotCricket> Wasn't Sony famous for quality manufacturing, at some point?
<kashan> In the realm of lost electronics.
<kashan> most... lost wroks to maybe.
<NotCricket> !addquote <kashan> most... lost wroks to maybe.
<NotCricket> It is a surreal masterpiece, this line.
<Niku> Okay, I really need to get cracking on that stupid poem now. Hmmn.
<NotCricket> Ask kashan if you can use that line.
<NotCricket> It'll be like a Lewis Caroll thing.
<NotCricket> lost wroks to maybe | a blithe over life | question crup baby? | the mention sed siphe
<NotCricket> IT IS A LOVE POEM

<R^2> I found out the other day that male ejaculate leaves the penis at an average of 28 miles per hour.
<R^2> In contrast, your average city bus goes about 25 miles per hour.
<R^2> I think that means if you masturbate while riding the bus, you can beat yourself home.

<terra> I'm in my Game Design class and the professor is going over plot points and asks if anybody's ever played a game where there was a midpoint that changed the entire game
<terra> and I shoutted AERIS DIES as loud as my personality would allow me to
<terra> and SOME PEOPLE IN THE CLASS were like "wait what, she dies?!" and the professor is all "You know the rule, it's been too long to complain about spoilers"
<terra> it was awesome

<terra> Roger couldn't live off the land if his life depended on it
<terra> he'd be like "ooh berries num num" and then he's shitting his intestines out a few hours later
<Roger> Roger uses every part of the buffalo.
<terra> Roger thinks Buffalo have wings.
<Roger> And robots inside.
<terra> We're whalers on the moon!
<Fortinbras> but wait there aren't whales on the moon
<Fortinbras> that is conspicuous sir
<terra> Fortinbras: that's why we sing this whaling tune

<Romosome> OKCUPID IS MAKING ME STUPID
<Cappy> THE NEW SLOGAN
<Cappy> OKCUPID MAKES YA STUPID
<Cappy> It rhymes!
<Fortinbras> myew, we should make you an okcupid profile.
<myew> Fortinbras: Geo: what the hell, i'll go for an okcupid profile.
<Romosome> ...
<Esper|Sleep> ...
<Moctobot> ...
<Cappy> ....
<Romosome> I hate it when she answers coherently.

<Malikial> Kazz, I want to make a gay Narxblosch(SP) pirate that broadcasts the same statement everytime he attemptsd to capture a ship, "Comply and you will get the best anal sex 200 tenticals can give!"
<Romosome> learn to spell Tenticles, then.
<Romosome> .....
<Romosome> FUCK

* terra captures Roger in a pokeball.
* Roger wiggle
* Roger wiggle
* Roger wiggle
* Roger click
* terra renames Roger to CUDDLES3
* Roger starts with Scratch and Growl
* terra teaches Roger Hyper Beam from a TM.
* Roger honestly thinks Return is a better move
* terra honestly doesn't care, since Return requires that he treat Roger well.
Roger: But Return has a max attack of 102 whiles Hyper Beam only 140.
Roger: So that in two turns, Hyper beam does only 140 whiles Return does 204.
terra: But Return is based off of friendship, isn't it?
Roger: And physical power, yeah.
terra: And you have neither of those things!
Roger: :(

<Lyrai> And now, a Megatokyo forums quote.
<Lyrai> "If fucking America wouldn't have bombed the secret gundam development lab in Japan during World War Eye Eye Japan would be the leader of the world and there would be wars with space colonies using mobit suits. And that why I fucking Hate Bush."
<Dogstar> ...
<Dogstar> Burn them. Salt the earth.
<patito> That's sad.

Sharkey: Or maybe I'll play Katamari. I still haven't gotten very far.
Silversong: Eee! Play it more.
Sharkey: And Lisa HATES the king.
Silversong: What?! How can you hate someone who talks in record scratches?
Sharkey: I am, against my better judgement, rather fond of him.
Sharkey: He reminds me of my dad.
Silversong: I'm not sure whether to laugh at that or be worried.
Sharkey: He was pretty drunk through most of my childhood.
Silversong: Ah.
Sharkey: ... though he wasn't quite so whimsical. More abusive, really.
Sharkey: I don't think I'm going to play Katamari right now.

<Cait> I hate you all.
<DN> You only say that because we killed your family.
<DN> ...and had sex with their bodies.
<DN> And then fed them to the brains.
<terra> w
<Aintaer> And took pictures.
<Aintaer> And sold them on the internets.
<Aintaer> All of them.
<DN> And gave the proceeds to the "We hate Cait" Club.
<Pest> And then we ruined the funeral by turning what was left of the corpses into puppets.
<Pest> That funeral was great.
<DN> We did Hamlet.

<Classic> What're you thinking Brentai?
<Brentai> . o O (Boobs.)
<Classic> For the cast?
<Brentai> . o O (Pussy.)
<Classic> Anything else?
<Brentai> . o O (Pizza.)
<Classic> Sounds promising.

Zaratustra: An elephant's vaginal opening is not external but located inside this chamber called the vestibule. The vaginal opening is about dime-sized with two false openings, or pockets, on either side. And the bladder's opening is also nearby, and much larger, within the vestibule.
Zaratustra: Also, flames shoot out at random intervals

<Defenestration> I just want a penis that can cleave a man in half
<Lee-Ham> a man?
<Lee-Ham> gaaaaay

<Romosome> Now you've got me picturing Inside Out Girl with floppy socks on
<Romosome> like, just floppy socks.
<@Sharkey> She has an alternate schoolgirl outfit now, romo.
<Romosome> and a backpack
<Romosome> ....
<Romosome> I must see this
<@Sharkey> It's more the catholic schoolgirl bit than a fuku, but still nice.
<Romosome> Fuku you too.
<@Sharkey> I should make her fourth outfit the schoolgirl bit, but with the exposed muscles and veins.
<Ministar> Wait, so the issue 4 stuff is on test?
<@Sharkey> Is it already?
<Romosome> Oh, you mean the 3rd one ISN'T with the inside-out skin?
<Romosome> Awww.
<Romosome> That's what I was picturing.
<Ministar> ...oh, I thought you were making a schoolgirl outfit with the issue 4 stuff.
<@Sharkey> No, it's a typical schoolgirl bit. Because then I can take her clothes off, and THEN I can blow her skin off.
<@Sharkey> It's like a strip tease in three horrible, horrible parts.
* Sharkey changes topic to 'OF COURSE I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN'

[21:01] L: i am helping someone out at the moment but i'll be in there shortly
[22:16] Brentai: See, in my mind, Treesock totally said
[22:25] Brentai: [21:01] L: i am eating someone out at the moment but i'll be in there shortly
[25:29] L: okay
[25:31] L: i am coming
[25:47] Brentai: See, in my mind, Treesock totally said
[25:52] Brentai: [25:29] L: okay [25:31] L: i am coming

Lyrai: Wanna hear random trivia?
Lyrai: Keanu Reeves got enough money for 'acting' in Matrix Reloaded that he could bring at least two Third World countries out of poverty for several years
Brentai: ...woah.
Brentai: .......
Brentai: OH SHIT I DID NOT MEAN THAT AS A JOKE.

[14:45] * Brentai gets bored, finds something female, does something scandalous to it.
[14:54] Kazz: BRENTAI NO
[14:58] Stush: i hate waiting :(
[14:58] * Kazz give birth.
[15:10] Brentai: You didn't have to wait long.

[17:26] <Malikial> What the fuck was there a writing pen in my shoe for?
[17:27] <KayumiWork> So you could write footnotes

[01:07] <sei> the board has strange features!
[01:07] <@terra> like
[01:07] <sei> upcoming calender
[01:07] <sei> calenDARRRRRR
[01:07] <sei> calenhurrrrrrrrrrrr
[01:07] <sei> why?
[01:07] <@Elfin> Callandor, you dork.
[01:08] <sei> kalimdor?
[01:08] <Romosome> Colander.
[01:08] <sei> you're really straining with that one, romo.
[01:08] <Romosome> No way, that's a perfect leap
[01:08] <@Elfin> Romo does nothing BUT strain.
[01:08] <Romosome> oh
[01:08] <Romosome> .....I get it now
[01:08] <@terra> oh
[01:08] <sei> welcome back to the #finalfight quotes thread.
[01:09] <Romosome> fuck

[14:34] Kayumi: myew, anus
[14:38] myew: Kayumi: Vin diesel's anus is present, but non-functioning.

[06:07] SailorPsychick: why must pyoko always be in imminent danger
[09:19] Brentai: PYOKO IS IN IMMINENT DANGER=PYO
[09:25] Brentai: DANGER-PYOOOOO!
[09:30] * SailorPsychick shakes Brentai
[09:36] SailorPsychick: WE HAVE NO CHANCE IF WE DO NOTHING
[09:40] Brentai: Wahwahwahwahwahwah-pyo!
[09:43] SailorPsychick: So instead let's do everything.
[09:57] Brentai: I know-pyo! We should do lots of things-pyo!
[10:02] Brentai: I'll take off my clothes-pyo!
[10:15] SailorPsychick: ...
[10:20] SailorPsychick: wait, you were wearing clothes before?
[10:34] * Brentai unzips his Brentai suit to reveal...
[10:37] *** You are now known as Brentai_.
[10:41] *** You are now known as Brentai__.
[10:45] Brentai__: ...uuuh.
[11:03] Brentai__: MY UNDERSCORE IS GROWING PYO
[11:08] *** You are now known as Brentai___.
[11:12] *** You are now known as Brentai____.
[11:14] *** You are now known as Brentai_____.
[11:14] terra: LEt's make it longer!
[11:31] Brentai_____: It stopped-pyo...
[12:04] * terra molests Brentai.
[12:23] *** You are now known as Brentai______.
[12:23] SailorPsychick: IF IT STOPS THIS BUS WILL EXPLODE
[12:25] Brentai______: PYO!!!!
[12:33] terra: HARDER
[12:34] * SailorPsychick grudgingly assists
[12:39] *** You are now known as Brentai_______.
[12:42] Brentai_______: PYO PYO!!!!!
[12:51] terra: FASTER
[12:55] *** You are now known as Brentai________.
[12:58] Brentai________: THUNDER
[13:42] terra: THUNDER
[13:49] *** You are now known as Brentai_________.
[13:49] SailorPsychick: STRONGER
[13:51] Brentai_________: THUNDER
[14:00] *** You are now known as Brentai_______________________.
[14:10] Brentai_______________________: THUNDERCATS-PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[14:11] terra: !!!
[14:17] * terra blown away
[14:37] * SailorPsychick vaporized, leaving naught but a shadow on a nearby wall
[14:40] PsEG: We are moved to tears by the size of that thing.

<MissCatEars> I am DYING
<MaGoG|Shower> dying?
<MissCatEars> yes
<MissCatEars> right at this very moment
<NotCricket> Put on your cat ears.
<NotCricket> Die cute.
<NotCricket> Live fast, die young, and leave an adorable corpse.
<Esperath> For people to violate.
<MissCatEars> please do not violate my corpse
<Xerox> You asked the wrong place.

<Lyrai> Heheheheehehehe
<Lyrai> Star Wars h-dojin
<McDohl> ?
<NotCricket> Luke/Leia
<McDohl> ...
<MadMAxJr> Force-sex.
<Lyrai> Gratuitous use of the word "Lightsaber' as a euphamism.
<PirateJack> hot hot Anakin/Obi-wan
<PirateJack> bitches
<Cannon> Vader X Jar-Jar.
<McDohl> NO.
<McDohl> WRONG
<PirateJack> Jar-Jar X Yoda
<Lyrai> "MEESA SO HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNY"
<McDohl> Palpatine X Jar-Jar
<Roger> More like
<Cannon> Chewbacca X ...Everybody.
<Roger> "MEESA SO LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINS"
<NotCricket> X-Wing X wing
<Cannon> Get in there, you big, furry oaf. I don't care what you smell.
<PirateJack> the wookie armym X the clone army
<McDohl> Cannon: Heh. :D
<Lyrai> PirateJack - so
<CUI> I hate you all
<NotCricket> Tie Fighter X Wing?
<McDohl> Cannon wins.
<Lyrai> Would that be a massive orgy or gangbang
* CUI cuts himself
<PirateJack> orgy
<NotCricket> EWOK ORGY!
<Roger> We need YTMND doujins
<MadMAxJr> R2 X Trash Compactors on the Detention Level
<PirateJack> there are female wookies, too, you know
<Kayumi> Hay guys
<Roger> You know, like
<Roger> Khan on Milton on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sex
<Cannon> Like R2 doesn't have mad robot sex with every computer he "interfaces" with.
<McDohl> ...
<Ander> thank you for the yaoi now i cannot get into heaven. None of us can

<Cannon> ...Yeah. I want to hear the gunshot one.
<Xerox> It probably went a lot like this...
<Xerox> BANG!
<Cannon> Then the race started.
<PirateJack> then ducks died
<Cannon> And a dog laughed.
<Lyrai> "411?"
<Lyrai> "Yes, this is 411"
<Lyrai> "I need the Target on Blackst-* bang"
<Lyrai> <Otherline> 'what the fuck-fuckyOU SHOT HIM, DMAMIT"
<Lyrai> The call droped there.
<Lyrai> Got up, went to the supervisor, they told me to just take a break, and I talked to the police
<Romosome> holy jesus.
<Lyrai> We see the phone number it comes from, so that narrows it down
<Cannon> Thank God for that.
<Cannon> ...Okay, I'm a bigger bastard for noting this, but... He asked for the Target?
<Lyrai> Ouch, Cannon
<Lyrai> I just now got that,
<Lyrai>And it was cannon who got it

<Lyrai> THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE 100% TRUE
<Stush> lyrai makes everything exciting
* Lyrai is playing the PS2 Kiosk in Best Buy, enjoying a 1hr break playing Jak 3. Lyrai then hears the sounds of someone running, looks over into the nearby game aisle, and sees a person wearing a purple suit, clown facepaint, green hair, and the whole 9 yards running up the aisle
<Xerox> What about driving through heavy traffic. Can she make that exciting?
<Stush> hehe
<Stush> xerox, she probably fires chickens at the other cars out of a bazooka
<Lyrai> Xerox - When Big Blue is on the car stereo, fuck yes
<Lyrai> ANYWAY, continuing.
<Cannon> Or makes chicken noises while firing a tomato bazooka.
<Lyrai> I just tsand there and blink as Joker runs into a enarby aisle, and return to playing Jak 3
<Lyrai> However, a few seconds later, I hear more running!
<Cannon> As Batman gives chase!
<@Maou> ohhh
<Cannon> ...Sorry. Continue.
<Lyrai> And..it's Batman. Who runs halfway up the aisle, and then looks at me, and I just point at the aisle the joker went in and go "He went there"
<@Maou> lyrai got caught in a batman begins launch event
<Cannon> ...What the shit?
<Lyrai> Yes, cannon was correct.
<@Maou> that's pretty cool
<Lyrai> This chase continues for 5-10 minutes before Batman chases the Joker out the store.
<Stush> whoah
<Stush> that's cool
<@Maou> I wish I could have seen this, Lyrai
<Stush> i bet the joker was pulling another boner
<@Maou> Joker was totally pulling a boner on Lyrai.
<Stush> heh
* DN pulls Maou's boner
* @Maou fucks DN.
<Xerox> So... did you ever find out why Batman and the Joker were in the store?
<DN> suffering sapho!
<Stush> was the joker jack nicholson?
<Cannon> Or why you weren't gassed with Smile-X?
<Cannon> I'd watch my back, you know. You ratted out the Clown Prince of Crime!
<Cannon> Err. Best Buy. I get those mixed up.
<Stush> kayumi, are you sure?
<Stush> think about it
<Cannon> ...I guess I'm curious why Batman and Joker were at Best Buy, too.
<Lyrai> Xerox - no.
<Cannon> I mean... Fuck. Are they really on a budget for gadgets or what?!
<Cannon> "Ooo! Batarangs are five bucks each! Score!"

<Lyrai> Wait, waht the fuck is Pyo?
<DN> pyoko money
<Lyrai> Is there a buying-shit-for-post-shit-gaiaesque-thing on the boards now?
<Niku> Yes.
<Drethelin> yes
<Lyrai> .
<Lyrai> AWESOME.
<Brentai> Yes, except apparently you can neither earn money nor buy things with it.
<DN> you can buy ninjas
<DN> and steal other people's pyos
<Lyrai> Terra can I have 10,000 Pyo?
<Drethelin> you earn money by posting
<NotCricket> by pyosting
<Niku> can i punch nc right in the pyo for that
<Lyrai> Get in line, Niku
<Niku> ...
<Niku> I asked first.
<Niku> I AM THE LINE

Previously, on #finalfight: Squizzle was instructing Kazz on how one would go about setting an automatic timed command to keep oneself from idling out, should one have an ISP that does suck mighty ass.. *fade to scene*
<Squizzle> The syntax would be something like: /timer n t [action]
<Kazz> okay.....
<Squizzle> Where n is the number of repetitions (Use 0 for infinite.); t is the delay in seconds between actions; and [action] is the command.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Kazz> How do I turn it off?
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> OH GOD YOU'LL GO BLIND!
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> SO WILL I
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> hahahahaha
<Kazz> HOW OD I TURN IT OFF
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> This is better than any lyrai trigger..
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Squizzle> /timer1 off
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> aw darn
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> :(
<Kazz> I'm chafing now
<CUI> Got repeating times and delay mixed, did we?
<Kazz> No, that was what I wanted.

<Squizzle> !quote last
<myew> (677) <Lyrai> http://img287.echo.cx/img287/7426/11179 ... 5jl9ya.jpg <Al_Baron> :D <Exdeath> AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Date: 09 Jul 2005]
<Moctobot> oh god
<Niku> !quotedelete *677*
<Niku> >:(
<Roger> Lyrai, master of the lame quotes.
<Lyrai> I don't see either of you coming up with anything better
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (390) <Fortinbras> I climbed up something, because I figured it would go away like a bear. <Niku> BEARS CLIMB TREES, FORT. <Niku> BEARS CLIMB TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. <Xerox> Yeah, bears climb trees. <Fortinbras> I hadn't calculated tha- exactly. [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (1/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (399) <NotCricket> Is there a word opposite to "mercy"? <Niku> "terra" [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (2/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (458) <Niku> myew, gumbo <myew> Niku: This week's dish: cajun style gumbo! The ingredient -- the prinny squad. [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (3/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (474) <Niku> do a little simply math here [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (4/18 matches found)
<Niku> okay nevermind

<Lyrai> What DOES "CUI" stand for
<Exdeath> Cock Under Invasion.
<Exdeath> It's a RTS.
<sede> Capture The Cock!
<sede> It is short for "cuidado", the spanish word for "more cock, dadio?"
<Brentai> Colorado University Ignoramus
<Brentai> Actually, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was Chatting Under the Influence.
<Exdeath> I WILL CONSTRUCT A ROBOTIC VERSION OF BRENTAI
<Exdeath> AND CALL IT
<Exdeath> BRENT AI
<Brentai> Ow.
<sede> Can't Use Internet
<quinn> Cock User Interface
<Brentai> Get ye internet.
<Exdeath> Cock Us In.
<sede> Cracks Under Interrogation!
* Exdeath cocks CUI in.
<Brentai> Child Uterus Infestation
<Exdeath> Crap, Urinary Infection!
<sede> Creative Username Inserted-here
<sede> Damn, I should have saved Insertion for something better
<Exdeath> Cock-Uterus Insertion.
<Brentai> Cock-Uterus Interaction
<CUI> <Lyrai> What DOES "CUI" stand for <-- Children's Underpants Inspector
<sede> Coitus Under Interruption!
<Brentai> Aww. You ruined the mystery.
<CUI> I find it disturbing, althought not unexpected, how many times Cock as been proposed

<Squizzle> When it comes down to it, aren't Batman and Catwoman just a couple of furries yiffing on a rooftop?

[13:23] terra: Ducky?
[13:23] Vance: Ducky?
[13:24] * myew wins Vance and terra
[13:24] maou: SNAP
[13:24] terra: o_o
[13:25] Treesock: wtf
[13:25] Treesock: hahaha
[13:26] Vance: ...wow
[13:26] terra: maou: OH SnAP
[13:26] Vance: Terra, I think your bots are conspiring against us.

<Aozaki> Soon I'll have my laptop mIRC up an running
<Aozaki> It doesn't have the most up to date scripts - it's from like, March or somesuch - but it has the basics
<Rygaron> Hmmm Is that long enough ago
<Rygaron> !cait
<Rygaron> Damn
<Aozaki> IT'S NOT UP AND RUNNING -YET-
<Aozaki> And thanks for reminding me, I'll make -sure- that that one's broken before I let it loose.
<Aozaki> OH GOD CAIT DON'T BAN ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTING
<Zaratustra> when chuck norris endorses a candidate, it's usually Mike Huckabee
<Cait> Why is Lyrai not Lyrai.
<JDigital> WHEN IT'S A JAR

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