CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
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Congrats R^2!
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<Kelvandil> https://i.imgur.com/zLu3qJY.jpg
<Nemryn> Man, don't you hate it when you start dating a pretty girl, and things are going well, and then she takes off her makeup and is like surprise chumplord, I tricked you, I'm actually ugly
<atog> Man don't you hate it when you're dating a girl who doesn't even wear makeup and then one day, she pulls off her face and underneath it is another face, and then she pulls that one off and there's yet another face, and instead of getting laid, you spend 8 hours frantically tearing away creepier and creepier rubber masks until all that's left is a bald Barbie head, and all this time she's laughing a sinister, mocking endless peal of laughter? And at the end you stand there with your dick all limp and balls shriveled back up into your nether regions while this Entity reads you the riot act in a legion of eldritch demonic voices?
<Nemryn> Man, don't you hate it when you start dating a pretty girl, and things are going well, and then she takes off her makeup and is like surprise chumplord, I tricked you, I'm actually ugly
<atog> Man don't you hate it when you're dating a girl who doesn't even wear makeup and then one day, she pulls off her face and underneath it is another face, and then she pulls that one off and there's yet another face, and instead of getting laid, you spend 8 hours frantically tearing away creepier and creepier rubber masks until all that's left is a bald Barbie head, and all this time she's laughing a sinister, mocking endless peal of laughter? And at the end you stand there with your dick all limp and balls shriveled back up into your nether regions while this Entity reads you the riot act in a legion of eldritch demonic voices?
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It's funny because saying it would be a 1.12 billion year industry would be crazy enough, but he also had to forget how to do basic fucking math.
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*gnawing angrily on a finger*flat earth argle bargle
I can fee fatellitef flying vy, you ignorann fon of a vif!
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My favourite part is "No Trolls"
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Imagine a man who runs upstairs to your room and says "THERE ARE 1000 BEARS IN YOUR KITCHEN!" but then it turns out there was just one. That is the scale of how wrong this math is.
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Friday wrote:Imagine a man who runs upstairs to your room and says "THERE ARE 1000 BEARS IN YOUR KITCHEN!" but then it turns out there was just one.
My first thought here is that you're speaking from experience.
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With me and animals, never rule anything out, but no, so far I have not had any bears inside my house.*
*Though I was once in a house that a bear went into.
*Though I was once in a house that a bear went into.
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Nor-Cal is basically rural Canada.
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Really? My parents live in rural Canada. Are you telling me that NorCal looks like this?
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In some spots, I think. There's a fair bit of logging country on the border with Oregon. Mrs. Ideal and I passed through a town that kind of looked like that, but with lots more plains and open spaces. Still, needs more lava tube caves(!) and extinct volcanoes(!!).
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I overheard the best new term today.
"Broflakes"
"Broflakes"
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Mongrel wrote:"Broflakes"
Is this a power-inducing breakfast cereal, or an unfortunate skin condition one picked up at the gym?
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also they would quickly fly off the flat plane that is the earth and into space, instantly exploding, leaving behind fake moon landings
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My buddy had a great comment: "I don't believe in boats larger than a duck"
I also love that for this guy, Icarus is literal truth.
I also love that for this guy, Icarus is literal truth.
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is there something wrong with me that the first thing I think of is, "there are dozens of species of flying birds heavier than chickens"
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Nah. Canada Geese were one of the first things I thought of.
The other was "But chickens CAN fly!"
The other was "But chickens CAN fly!"
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