CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
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Yeah, that's not a red flag at all.
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"All the species of Man are descended from apes. Except Redheads. Redheads derive from Cats"
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[17:29:45] <Esperath> windows fhqwhgads
[17:31:03] <Mr_Saturn|Laptop> takes it to the limit
[17:31:45] <SimonTheDigger> Bill Gates's Cool Operating System for Attractive People
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00:00:35] <Friday> i remember fucking
[00:00:44] <Friday> one time?
[00:00:48] <Friday> you ram into me from behind
[00:00:50] <Friday> and we both
[00:00:56] <Friday> just rocket upwards
[00:00:58] <Friday> twirling
[00:00:44] <Friday> one time?
[00:00:48] <Friday> you ram into me from behind
[00:00:50] <Friday> and we both
[00:00:56] <Friday> just rocket upwards
[00:00:58] <Friday> twirling
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...is blasting off again!
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If it helps put that quote in context, Romo was going around 200 mph when he entered my rear area. And Brentai was there.
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Friday wrote:If it helps put that quote in context, Romo was going around 200 mph when he entered my rear area. And Brentai was there.
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[21:11] <Peebles1> so there is a dish at our local chinese restaurant
[21:11] <Peebles1> called chongqing chicken
[21:12] <Peebles1> and the first time I heard someone order it
[21:12] <Peebles1> I hadn't seen it on the menu
[21:12] <Peebles1> so I just heard
[21:12] <Peebles1> CHONG CHING CHICKEN
[21:12] <Peebles1> and I was like "wow that's racist"
[21:11] <Peebles1> called chongqing chicken
[21:12] <Peebles1> and the first time I heard someone order it
[21:12] <Peebles1> I hadn't seen it on the menu
[21:12] <Peebles1> so I just heard
[21:12] <Peebles1> CHONG CHING CHICKEN
[21:12] <Peebles1> and I was like "wow that's racist"
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DS wrote:So another summer is winding to a close in rural Ohio, and so as I pause to reflect on the season that has passed, I thought more and more about something Ohio men love. Finding another male buddy and doing some good old fashioned cornholing. They cornhole, back and forth, often for as long as an hour. They cornhole in front of their friends. Their families. Even in front of children.
Women do it too. Ohio women love cornholing. They're even more excited about it than guys are sometimes. You wouldn't believe how many times I've head a teenage girl walk into a backyard and squeal with delight when they see that people are cornholing. I've seen it done in groups as large as 8 people, all cornholing at the same time. So, I feel like I have to ask one question: Can we come up with another name for this god damn game where you throw a beanbag through a hole in plywood, because for some of us it makes conversations real awkward.
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NicotineJones wrote:ok, describing Rick Scott as a python on ecstacy is pretty funny
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[19:57:13] <Esperath> the oppression trump?
[19:57:17] <Romosome> the oppression card!
[19:57:19] <Esperath> the fuck card set is this
[19:57:32] <Mazian> Social justice tarot
[19:57:17] <Romosome> the oppression card!
[19:57:19] <Esperath> the fuck card set is this
[19:57:32] <Mazian> Social justice tarot
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Skeletor wrote:Political signage near my house: "Initiative 594 endorsed by ISIS"
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I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted like and she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
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Büge wrote:... actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
Is this going to be the new Loch Ness Monster tree fiddy / Bel Air?
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<@Romosome> fine I'll tell mine
<@Romosome> mine is creepier because I'm a boy
<@Romosome> I was like the same age, at a renaissance fair
<@Romosome> and I'm just starting to think that like
<@Romosome> I should flirt
<@Romosome> with girls?
<@Romosome> because I've never done it before and have no idea what I'm doing
<@Romosome> so I see this girl with like ren faire cleavage
<@Romosome> corset
<@Friday> best cleavage
<@Romosome> she has a rose tucked in it
<fbm> the cleavage of old
<@Romosome> like in the cleavage
<@Romosome> so I see this
<@Romosome> and I decide
<@Romosome> I am going to:
<@Romosome> 1. walk over to her
<@Romosome> 2. say something about "not insulting the rose's beauty by forcing it to compare to" her tits I guess I forget how it went
<@Friday> no
<@Romosome> 3. take the rose, lift it out, and put it in her hair
<@Friday> stop
<@Friday> i will die
<@Friday> if you continue
<@Friday> from shame
<MetalSlime> CONTINUE
<+MarsDragon> oh god Romo
<@Romosome> this HAPPENED.
<@Romosome> so I walked over to her
<@Romosome> this TOTAL STRANGER
<@Friday> NO
<fbm> this is a really sad tale
<@Friday> DONT DO IT
<@Romosome> who I am going to like pull this fucking I don't even know what move
* MetalSlime films Friday
<@Romosome> and I start stammering out my awkward fucking milady line
<@Romosome> and I go to take the rose
<+MarsDragon> I'm laughing because I don't know how else to react
<@Romosome> and it's wired to her corset.
<@Friday> oh god
<@Romosome> So I just kind of.
<@Romosome> Tug on it ineffectively
<@Romosome> and stare at her
<MetalSlime> FLIRTALITY
<@Friday> hahahahaha
<@Romosome> I don't remember what happened after that I think I blacked out
<@Romosome> mine is creepier because I'm a boy
<@Romosome> I was like the same age, at a renaissance fair
<@Romosome> and I'm just starting to think that like
<@Romosome> I should flirt
<@Romosome> with girls?
<@Romosome> because I've never done it before and have no idea what I'm doing
<@Romosome> so I see this girl with like ren faire cleavage
<@Romosome> corset
<@Friday> best cleavage
<@Romosome> she has a rose tucked in it
<fbm> the cleavage of old
<@Romosome> like in the cleavage
<@Romosome> so I see this
<@Romosome> and I decide
<@Romosome> I am going to:
<@Romosome> 1. walk over to her
<@Romosome> 2. say something about "not insulting the rose's beauty by forcing it to compare to" her tits I guess I forget how it went
<@Friday> no
<@Romosome> 3. take the rose, lift it out, and put it in her hair
<@Friday> stop
<@Friday> i will die
<@Friday> if you continue
<@Friday> from shame
<MetalSlime> CONTINUE
<+MarsDragon> oh god Romo
<@Romosome> this HAPPENED.
<@Romosome> so I walked over to her
<@Romosome> this TOTAL STRANGER
<@Friday> NO
<fbm> this is a really sad tale
<@Friday> DONT DO IT
<@Romosome> who I am going to like pull this fucking I don't even know what move
* MetalSlime films Friday
<@Romosome> and I start stammering out my awkward fucking milady line
<@Romosome> and I go to take the rose
<+MarsDragon> I'm laughing because I don't know how else to react
<@Romosome> and it's wired to her corset.
<@Friday> oh god
<@Romosome> So I just kind of.
<@Romosome> Tug on it ineffectively
<@Romosome> and stare at her
<MetalSlime> FLIRTALITY
<@Friday> hahahahaha
<@Romosome> I don't remember what happened after that I think I blacked out
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Romo noooooooo
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So... Which was redder?
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Friday wrote:<@Romosome> fine I'll tell mine
<@Romosome> mine is creepier because I'm a boy
<@Romosome> I was like the same age, at a renaissance fair
<@Romosome> and I'm just starting to think that like
<@Romosome> I should flirt
<@Romosome> with girls?
<@Romosome> because I've never done it before and have no idea what I'm doing
<@Romosome> so I see this girl with like ren faire cleavage
<@Romosome> corset
<@Friday> best cleavage
<@Romosome> she has a rose tucked in it
<fbm> the cleavage of old
<@Romosome> like in the cleavage
<@Romosome> so I see this
<@Romosome> and I decide
<@Romosome> I am going to:
<@Romosome> 1. walk over to her
<@Romosome> 2. say something about "not insulting the rose's beauty by forcing it to compare to" her tits I guess I forget how it went
<@Friday> no
<@Romosome> 3. take the rose, lift it out, and put it in her hair
<@Friday> stop
<@Friday> i will die
<@Friday> if you continue
<@Friday> from shame
<MetalSlime> CONTINUE
<+MarsDragon> oh god Romo
<@Romosome> this HAPPENED.
<@Romosome> so I walked over to her
<@Romosome> this TOTAL STRANGER
<@Friday> NO
<fbm> this is a really sad tale
<@Friday> DONT DO IT
<@Romosome> who I am going to like pull this fucking I don't even know what move
* MetalSlime films Friday
<@Romosome> and I start stammering out my awkward fucking milady line
<@Romosome> and I go to take the rose
<+MarsDragon> I'm laughing because I don't know how else to react
<@Romosome> and it's wired to her corset.
<@Friday> oh god
<@Romosome> So I just kind of.
<@Romosome> Tug on it ineffectively
<@Romosome> and stare at her
And then I said, "Actually, it's about ethics in video game journalism."
THE ARISTOCRATS!
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