<NotCricket> Disney is making another Toy Story without Pixar.
<Squizzle> <Disney> Hey, guys! Look, a grain thresher! How about I stick my penis in it!
<PhoenixUltima> EUREKA'S CASTLE
<PhoenixUltima> Come on! The jellyfish liked peanut butter and the bat flew into things and wore glasses!
<PhoenixUltima> Plus Eureka was totally hot for a muppet.
<PhoenixUltima> ...Forget I said that.
<Lyrai> From the website: Shigeru Miyamoto is expected to demonstrate games ....and SEGA will demo Feel the Magic: XY-XX (formerly Project Rub)
<Roger> So?
<Lyrai> Project Rub.
<Lyrai> Feel The Magic - XX XY
<Lyrai> MALE FEMALE CHROMOSOMES
<Lyrai> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PORN GAME
<Roger> Feel the Magic: G.I. Joe - C.O.B.R.A.
<@Sharkey> Feel the Magic: My Fist - Your Ass
<@Sharkey> (Formerly Project OW DAMN FUCK CHRIST GET IT OUT)
<terra> arrghhh
<terra> Jam's arm fell off
<DN> Why'd she do that?
<terra> well
<terra> I guess she was poorly made
<DN> Made in China.
DetonatorNova: The deadly Kazz can kill without words.
KazzTawdal: ...
DetonatorNova: *hurk*
KazzTawdal: *slinks away*
<memo> It's the #finalfight late show, with your host, memo! **jazz band**
<Clutch> I'm still here.
<memo> you're my sidekick
<memo> Elfin is the studio audience
<Clutch> I'm no man's sidekick.
<memo> fine, YOU can be the studio audience
<Clutch> I'm no man's studio audience.
<memo> OH GOD DAMMIT
<memo> look, I'm trying to have a plain old GURPS talk show RP but I can't GM it without a little cooperation!!!!!!
<memo> THIS IS A ROLEPLAY NETWORK SO LET'S ROLEPLAY PEOPLE
<Elfin> I'm waiting to laugh, memo.
<memo> I make a scathing remark in my monologue about Elfin, with a reference to Scott Petersen in it. I'm making my monolgue joke roll.
<memo> myew, roll 47d11
<myew> memo: D, don't be surprised if they work for money in misery if you played more pinball and watched cable television!!
<memo> myew, I DO NOT HAVE THE CABLE MODULE! THIS IS A PLAIN VANILLA TALK SHOW ROLEPLAY GAME! CHRIST AM I THE ONLY ONE PAYING ATTENTION HERE
<myew> memo: Christ, don't i wish.
<memo> I'm quoting that
<quinn> Sometimes I worry that myew is becoming self-aware.
<terra> rrrraaahghhghurhgh
<terra> what do you do when your iPod locks up
<JDigital> Restart it?
<Brentai> Put your penis in it.
<JDigital> That's your excuse for everything, Brentai.
<Brentai> I... I... uh...
<Mr_Saturn> Some of the people running HL2DM servers ARE RETARDED
<Mr_Saturn> THEY TURN OFF ALL WEAPON PICKUPS
<MadMAxJr> So what, you only throw stuff?
<Mr_Saturn> no
<Random-Guy> That sounds less retarded and more genius.
<Mr_Saturn> They turn off most of the objects also
<Random-Guy> Which leaves you with crowbars?
<Elegnaim> I know some CS servers that ban you for jumping.
<Random-Guy> Uh.
<Random-Guy> Is this Half-Life Tactics Advance?
<MadMAxJr> Sleep-fucking. Japan does it all the time.
<Mr_Saturn> That would be bad
<Mr_Saturn> You would wake up
<Mr_Saturn> And you'd be fucking the cat
<Mr_Saturn> or worse
<Mr_Saturn> A TREE
<Niku> ...
<MadMAxJr> And then we break into your house and kill you for being a damn furry.
<McDohl> When 2000 force gems are collected, or the players get access to level 2 subweapons...INSANITY ENSUES
<Zaratustra--> what the hell does a force gem do
<Random-Guy> I think Jedi crush them and inhale the dust.
<JDigital> I can shoot balls of ice from my hands! But only when it's been snowing.
<NotCricket> I think there should be a butcher's feat that lets you make breastplates and helmets out of meat.
<NotCricket> So you could make armor hot dogs.
<Silversong> I still remember when I was new and you said I was the person who was probably going to kill you someday.
<Brentai> I still believe it. It's just that now the circumstances will be we're cuddling and I'll say something and next thing you know, I'll be choking to death on a Keroppi.
* Niku has quit IRC (Quit: SPLURT)
<Man_on_the_Internet> His forceful ejaculation propelled him clear off IRC.
<Arcturus> I'm just THAT GOOD
* Arcturus threatens Squizzle with one
<Man_on_the_Internet> We've already established that my ejaculations do not threaten adjacent squares.
<memo> if only we could find a way to use this technology to provide a substitute for fossil fuels
<patito> That would bring a new meaning to man powered machines.
<Arcturus> I'm now imagining Dr. Brown in BttF going, "It runs on semen, marty! *fapfapfap*"
<patito> Show us on the doll where the physicist touched you.
<Romosome> DID MY PACKAGE COME TODAY
<Brentai> My package came today.
<Romosome> what was in it?
<memo> boom chicka wow wow
<Brentai> Mostly semen.
<memo> Brent: Romo got caught in traffic and will be late to the joke tonight
<R^2> I wonder how much of Samus's post-mission report was "I waited until the monster revealed its weak point, then shot it with missiles until it died. Then I got a suit upgrade in the next room."
<R^2> Welcome to #finalfight. #fi ina lfiigh hgi ifla if#
<R^2> Hello. And... goodbye!
<McDohl> Dildos! And you're walking around! That's so funny! Wel come tooo #fi fi final fi fi fight.
<R^2> "Yes" means "No". "No" means "Fuck off." Do you understand?
* Arcturus gets flashbacks to earthbound. ARRRRRGH.
<R^2> Thank you, Ted Turner. That was the joke.
<Romosome> Tri-stat dX has campaign suggestions for fucking Reality TV and Romantic Comedy campaigns?
<kashan> HAHA, I want to do a romantic comedy campaign.
<JDigital> It also suggests Mickey Mouse style cartoons and campaigns where the players are animals.
<Brentai> omg furn/m
<Moctobot> ...
<Romosome> campaigns where the players are animals sounds neat.
<Romosome> As opposed to campaigns where the players are humanoid foxes with three penises.
<Romosome> Then again, I'm talking to the room that resulted in that Dickgirl Bebop RPG.
<Cappy> .
<Roger> Hey shut up
<Roger> My dick raping Duke Tolgo saved lives
<Roger> I was fighting a Sol Chipp team with Faust in Isuka
<Roger> and I butt stabbed Chipp.
<JDigital> ha
<JDigital> PAINFUL END
<Roger> And while we're in that invincable state, Sol is running around like a chicken with its head cut off spamming gun flames.
<JDigital> haha
* Faust has joined #finalfight
* Faust buttstabs Roger
* Faust has left #finalfight
<JDigital> GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME GUN FLAME
<Mediocrity> MGS3 has a crotchgrab scene.
<PirateJack> you don't say
<Mediocrity> But it's not one of those "OMG YOU'RE A GIRL" moments.
<Mediocrity> It's more like "I'm checking your dick size to see if you're really who you say you are."
<Roger> 'cause only badass Snake has a giant penis.
<Mediocrity> It's that crotch-grabber-man has MAD BUTTSEX with the guy Snake is pretending to be.
<PirateJack> ...
<PirateJack> Snake is sodomized?
<Mediocrity> No.
<Mediocrity> Snake pretends to be a guy who gets buttsexed, but never actually receives buttsex.
<PirateJack> what, he sneaks a fake rubber butt in there or something?
<Mediocrity> Snake puts on a disguise.
<Mediocrity> The disguise happens to be some guy's gay lover.
<Mediocrity> The guy doesn't believe Snake is that guy, so he grabs his crotch, since he's familiar with it.
<PirateJack> oh, so there is no actual transaction of fluids via Snake's anus?
<Mediocrity> No.
<Mediocrity> It's a rather bizarre scene.
<Roger> Is the guy fooled?
<Roger> Or says LOOK AT THIS MONSTER
<Mediocrity> Snake's crotch fails to hold up.
<Roger> Zing.
<Mediocrity> I guess if it could hold up, he'd have to change his name to Solid Anaconda.
<PirateJack> more like Solid Garter Snake am i rite?
<Exdeath> YOU WILL IDENTIFY SOLID SNAKE BY HIS SOLID SNAKE
<TedBelmont> I read that as "girl sues her father for child support".
<TedBelmont> I was like what the joxam.
<PirateJack> Joxam has ascended into divinity?
[19:34] <Romosome> HEY THE BOSS'S CQC IS NEAT AND ALL BUT I'D RATHER SEE HER BOX
[19:35] <Romosome> get it
[19:35] <Romosome> ha
[19:35] * Romosome slinks away
<Esperath> They should just release the Katamari Damacy engine and let people develop their own games.
<Lyrai> Esperath - If they did that, you just know that 90% of the games would be people rolling up penises with a boob as the Katamari
<Esperath> Yeah, that sounds fine.
<Xerox> Hey guys, funny story.
<gaspump> There we go.
<Nedlinpopo> whereas pascal is dead in the Historical sense
<Arcturus> Xerox: I'm laughing already.
<Xerox> The other day, my co-workers and I were looking over the list of words to flag for ESRB purposes.
<@terra> OH NO! What happened next!?
<Xerox> These words were pretty typical. "Fuck, shit, damn, hell, kill, ass, sex" blah blah blah.
<gaspump> I thought Delphi was OOP Pascal.
<Xerox> Except for one. "Power between your legs."
<Xerox> I have no idea why, but power between your legs is specifically stated as a negative from the ESRB. SPECIFICALLY. It's the only thing on the list that's not a single word.
<Arcturus> ...
<Arcturus> ha
<@terra> o_o;
<Xerox> Which really sucks, because we had to take Ron "Power between your legs" Johnson out of the game.
<gaspump> Perhaps an advertisement for Rez with the vibrator option.
<@terra> where do you work these days, Xerox?
<Nedlinpopo> man i could see that being a problem for motorcycle games
<gaspumpT41> #finalfight starts shutting down...
<R^2> It is now safe to turn off your #finalfight.
<Arcturus> My #finalfight doesn't have enough memory :(
<gaspumpT41> I just upgraded my #finalfight to a gig of ram. It's so much faster now.
<Mediocrity> My #finalfight keeps crashing on me.
<Arcturus> #finalfight is like an old hard drive. Full of heat, bad sectors, and failures. But still holds a lot of good stuff.
<Xerox|Sleepage> #finalfight touched me in my naughty place.
<Lyrai> My #finalfight tells me what music I should listen to
<gaspumpT41> Shit... I need my Notes ID.
<Exdeath> I like #finalfight. It's comfy and easy to...Ah, fuck it.
<gaspumpT41> I mean... uh... my #finalfight is missing my Notes ID.
<Mediocrity> Comfy and easy to fuck?
<NotCricket> Yes.
<Lyrai>
http://www.pvponline.com The long post about anime girls confuses me. Is he apologizing for taking a crack at Megatokyo or something else?
<Zaratustra> Lyrai: he is
<Lyrai> When did he take a crack at Piro/whoever the fuck draws it now?
<Zaratustra> he said something like 'Largo is a father, congrats, that's something Piro won't be able to steal from him'
<Zaratustra> and then Piro went APESHIT
<Zaratustra> 14-year-old schoolgirls across the earth raised their genuine Rayearth swords and called for Kurtz's head
<Lyrai> As did 18 year old Anime otkus
<Lyrai> *otakus.
<Lyrai> They stood up, the mountains of cheetos and pockey crumbs tumbling down, as they vowed to have their revenge, on this....bastard. This souless, gutless bastard who had DARED to mock THEIR MIGHTY GOD.
<Lyrai> And then they sat back down, winded.
<Lyrai> AUGH
<Lyrai> They’re making ANOTHER Land Before Time Movie
<Esperath> After they stopped numbering them, I gave up all hope.
<Lyrai> They need to make ones
<Lyrai> lIke
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: The Land After Time
<Arcturus> What're they on now, 9?
<Esperath> THE LAND BEFORE TIME X-2
<Esperath> Every class is the mascot class.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Tournament Edition.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Trading Spaces.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: The Hunt for a Starbucks
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Affording Starbucks
<Esperath> Turn the corner, first building on your right.
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Sera does Dallas.
<Esperath> And the second one.
<Esperath> And the third one.
<Arcturus> The Land Before Closing Time. :D
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Warrior Within
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: Ohshi A Meteor!
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: FATALITY
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time Special Edition: In This Version, Thumper Bites First!
<Lyrai> Land Before Time: Littlefoot Meets Bonk.
<Esperath> Littlefoot gets bonked?
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: Furry Edition (Now with hardcore Littlefoot x Cera axxxtion)
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: 2 hours of blank video tape
<Lyrai> The Land Before Time: Neo-Cretacious is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E
<Lyrai> <Littlefoot> TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..I mean, SHARPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
<Esperath> The Land Before Time: Suck My Cock
<Arcturus> The Land Before Time: The Search for More Sequels
<Esperath> I think I've heard that one on Conan.
<Arcturus> It's a reference to the non-existant Spaceballs 2.
<Lyrai> Land Before Time - Do The Mario.
<Esperath> Now is the perfect time for a Spaceballs 2, anyway.
<Esperath> The acting would be orders of magnitude better than angstboy.
<Lyrai> THe Land Before Time - Discovering the eloH
<sede> The other day I was assembling one whole computer for my dad out of the myriad of partial computers laying around, and I noticed someone had spilled soda on the keyboard I was gonna use. Spilled a lot of soda. I hope it was just soda. So I completely took it apart and cleaned every key individually, only to find out the soda was the only thing holding it together apparently.
<sede> So now I have a whole bunch of spare really clean keys.
<sede> They made great stocking stuffers.
Niku: Sami's super CEO power is sick.
Zaratustra: what is it
Niku: She can capture any building in one turn.
Niku: Including HQs.
Detonator: CEO power?
Niku: .. CO, whatever.
Detonator: She must take after Bill Gats.
Detonator: Gates
Niku: And stole his E, apparantly.
<Romosome> !quote *boobles*
<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching *boobles*
<Romosome> !addquote <Roger> Booble <Romosome> BOOBLES
-myew- Your quote has been added to my database: <Roger> Booble <Romosome> BOOBLES
<Romosome> there
<Moctobot> ...
<Romosome> another mystery solved!
<Roger> ...you never said boobles you twat.
<Romosome> thanks to
<Romosome> ROMOSOME, TIME POLICE
<Moctobot> ...
* Romosome hums theme music
* TimeCop shoots Romosome in the face
* TimeCop drag drag drag
<TimeCop> My work here is done
* TimeCop vwoop
<NotCricket> Wasn't Sony famous for quality manufacturing, at some point?
<kashan> In the realm of lost electronics.
<kashan> most... lost wroks to maybe.
<NotCricket> !addquote <kashan> most... lost wroks to maybe.
<NotCricket> It is a surreal masterpiece, this line.
<Niku> Okay, I really need to get cracking on that stupid poem now. Hmmn.
<NotCricket> Ask kashan if you can use that line.
<NotCricket> It'll be like a Lewis Caroll thing.
<NotCricket> lost wroks to maybe | a blithe over life | question crup baby? | the mention sed siphe
<NotCricket> IT IS A LOVE POEM
<R^2> I found out the other day that male ejaculate leaves the penis at an average of 28 miles per hour.
<R^2> In contrast, your average city bus goes about 25 miles per hour.
<R^2> I think that means if you masturbate while riding the bus, you can beat yourself home.
<terra> I'm in my Game Design class and the professor is going over plot points and asks if anybody's ever played a game where there was a midpoint that changed the entire game
<terra> and I shoutted AERIS DIES as loud as my personality would allow me to
<terra> and SOME PEOPLE IN THE CLASS were like "wait what, she dies?!" and the professor is all "You know the rule, it's been too long to complain about spoilers"
<terra> it was awesome
<terra> Roger couldn't live off the land if his life depended on it
<terra> he'd be like "ooh berries num num" and then he's shitting his intestines out a few hours later
<Roger> Roger uses every part of the buffalo.
<terra> Roger thinks Buffalo have wings.
<Roger> And robots inside.
<terra> We're whalers on the moon!
<Fortinbras> but wait there aren't whales on the moon
<Fortinbras> that is conspicuous sir
<terra> Fortinbras: that's why we sing this whaling tune
<Romosome> OKCUPID IS MAKING ME STUPID
<Cappy> THE NEW SLOGAN
<Cappy> OKCUPID MAKES YA STUPID
<Cappy> It rhymes!
<Fortinbras> myew, we should make you an okcupid profile.
<myew> Fortinbras: Geo: what the hell, i'll go for an okcupid profile.
<Romosome> ...
<Esper|Sleep> ...
<Moctobot> ...
<Cappy> ....
<Romosome> I hate it when she answers coherently.
<Malikial> Kazz, I want to make a gay Narxblosch(SP) pirate that broadcasts the same statement everytime he attemptsd to capture a ship, "Comply and you will get the best anal sex 200 tenticals can give!"
<Romosome> learn to spell Tenticles, then.
<Romosome> .....
<Romosome> FUCK
* terra captures Roger in a pokeball.
* Roger wiggle
* Roger wiggle
* Roger wiggle
* Roger click
* terra renames Roger to CUDDLES3
* Roger starts with Scratch and Growl
* terra teaches Roger Hyper Beam from a TM.
* Roger honestly thinks Return is a better move
* terra honestly doesn't care, since Return requires that he treat Roger well.
Roger: But Return has a max attack of 102 whiles Hyper Beam only 140.
Roger: So that in two turns, Hyper beam does only 140 whiles Return does 204.
terra: But Return is based off of friendship, isn't it?
Roger: And physical power, yeah.
terra: And you have neither of those things!
Roger: :(
<Lyrai> And now, a Megatokyo forums quote.
<Lyrai> "If fucking America wouldn't have bombed the secret gundam development lab in Japan during World War Eye Eye Japan would be the leader of the world and there would be wars with space colonies using mobit suits. And that why I fucking Hate Bush."
<Dogstar> ...
<Dogstar> Burn them. Salt the earth.
<patito> That's sad.
Sharkey: Or maybe I'll play Katamari. I still haven't gotten very far.
Silversong: Eee! Play it more.
Sharkey: And Lisa HATES the king.
Silversong: What?! How can you hate someone who talks in record scratches?
Sharkey: I am, against my better judgement, rather fond of him.
Sharkey: He reminds me of my dad.
Silversong: I'm not sure whether to laugh at that or be worried.
Sharkey: He was pretty drunk through most of my childhood.
Silversong: Ah.
Sharkey: ... though he wasn't quite so whimsical. More abusive, really.
Sharkey: I don't think I'm going to play Katamari right now.
<Cait> I hate you all.
<DN> You only say that because we killed your family.
<DN> ...and had sex with their bodies.
<DN> And then fed them to the brains.
<terra> w
<Aintaer> And took pictures.
<Aintaer> And sold them on the internets.
<Aintaer> All of them.
<DN> And gave the proceeds to the "We hate Cait" Club.
<Pest> And then we ruined the funeral by turning what was left of the corpses into puppets.
<Pest> That funeral was great.
<DN> We did Hamlet.
<Classic> What're you thinking Brentai?
<Brentai> . o O (Boobs.)
<Classic> For the cast?
<Brentai> . o O (Pussy.)
<Classic> Anything else?
<Brentai> . o O (Pizza.)
<Classic> Sounds promising.
Zaratustra: An elephant's vaginal opening is not external but located inside this chamber called the vestibule. The vaginal opening is about dime-sized with two false openings, or pockets, on either side. And the bladder's opening is also nearby, and much larger, within the vestibule.
Zaratustra: Also, flames shoot out at random intervals
<Defenestration> I just want a penis that can cleave a man in half
<Lee-Ham> a man?
<Lee-Ham> gaaaaay
<Romosome> Now you've got me picturing Inside Out Girl with floppy socks on
<Romosome> like, just floppy socks.
<@Sharkey> She has an alternate schoolgirl outfit now, romo.
<Romosome> and a backpack
<Romosome> ....
<Romosome> I must see this
<@Sharkey> It's more the catholic schoolgirl bit than a fuku, but still nice.
<Romosome> Fuku you too.
<@Sharkey> I should make her fourth outfit the schoolgirl bit, but with the exposed muscles and veins.
<Ministar> Wait, so the issue 4 stuff is on test?
<@Sharkey> Is it already?
<Romosome> Oh, you mean the 3rd one ISN'T with the inside-out skin?
<Romosome> Awww.
<Romosome> That's what I was picturing.
<Ministar> ...oh, I thought you were making a schoolgirl outfit with the issue 4 stuff.
<@Sharkey> No, it's a typical schoolgirl bit. Because then I can take her clothes off, and THEN I can blow her skin off.
<@Sharkey> It's like a strip tease in three horrible, horrible parts.
* Sharkey changes topic to 'OF COURSE I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN'
[21:01] L: i am helping someone out at the moment but i'll be in there shortly
[22:16] Brentai: See, in my mind, Treesock totally said
[22:25] Brentai: [21:01] L: i am eating someone out at the moment but i'll be in there shortly
[25:29] L: okay
[25:31] L: i am coming
[25:47] Brentai: See, in my mind, Treesock totally said
[25:52] Brentai: [25:29] L: okay [25:31] L: i am coming
Lyrai: Wanna hear random trivia?
Lyrai: Keanu Reeves got enough money for 'acting' in Matrix Reloaded that he could bring at least two Third World countries out of poverty for several years
Brentai: ...woah.
Brentai: .......
Brentai: OH SHIT I DID NOT MEAN THAT AS A JOKE.
[14:45] * Brentai gets bored, finds something female, does something scandalous to it.
[14:54] Kazz: BRENTAI NO
[14:58] Stush: i hate waiting :(
[14:58] * Kazz give birth.
[15:10] Brentai: You didn't have to wait long.
[17:26] <Malikial> What the fuck was there a writing pen in my shoe for?
[17:27] <KayumiWork> So you could write footnotes
[01:07] <sei> the board has strange features!
[01:07] <@terra> like
[01:07] <sei> upcoming calender
[01:07] <sei> calenDARRRRRR
[01:07] <sei> calenhurrrrrrrrrrrr
[01:07] <sei> why?
[01:07] <@Elfin> Callandor, you dork.
[01:08] <sei> kalimdor?
[01:08] <Romosome> Colander.
[01:08] <sei> you're really straining with that one, romo.
[01:08] <Romosome> No way, that's a perfect leap
[01:08] <@Elfin> Romo does nothing BUT strain.
[01:08] <Romosome> oh
[01:08] <Romosome> .....I get it now
[01:08] <@terra> oh
[01:08] <sei> welcome back to the #finalfight quotes thread.
[01:09] <Romosome> fuck
[14:34] Kayumi: myew, anus
[14:38] myew: Kayumi: Vin diesel's anus is present, but non-functioning.
[06:07] SailorPsychick: why must pyoko always be in imminent danger
[09:19] Brentai: PYOKO IS IN IMMINENT DANGER=PYO
[09:25] Brentai: DANGER-PYOOOOO!
[09:30] * SailorPsychick shakes Brentai
[09:36] SailorPsychick: WE HAVE NO CHANCE IF WE DO NOTHING
[09:40] Brentai: Wahwahwahwahwahwah-pyo!
[09:43] SailorPsychick: So instead let's do everything.
[09:57] Brentai: I know-pyo! We should do lots of things-pyo!
[10:02] Brentai: I'll take off my clothes-pyo!
[10:15] SailorPsychick: ...
[10:20] SailorPsychick: wait, you were wearing clothes before?
[10:34] * Brentai unzips his Brentai suit to reveal...
[10:37] *** You are now known as Brentai_.
[10:41] *** You are now known as Brentai__.
[10:45] Brentai__: ...uuuh.
[11:03] Brentai__: MY UNDERSCORE IS GROWING PYO
[11:08] *** You are now known as Brentai___.
[11:12] *** You are now known as Brentai____.
[11:14] *** You are now known as Brentai_____.
[11:14] terra: LEt's make it longer!
[11:31] Brentai_____: It stopped-pyo...
[12:04] * terra molests Brentai.
[12:23] *** You are now known as Brentai______.
[12:23] SailorPsychick: IF IT STOPS THIS BUS WILL EXPLODE
[12:25] Brentai______: PYO!!!!
[12:33] terra: HARDER
[12:34] * SailorPsychick grudgingly assists
[12:39] *** You are now known as Brentai_______.
[12:42] Brentai_______: PYO PYO!!!!!
[12:51] terra: FASTER
[12:55] *** You are now known as Brentai________.
[12:58] Brentai________: THUNDER
[13:42] terra: THUNDER
[13:49] *** You are now known as Brentai_________.
[13:49] SailorPsychick: STRONGER
[13:51] Brentai_________: THUNDER
[14:00] *** You are now known as Brentai_______________________.
[14:10] Brentai_______________________: THUNDERCATS-PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[14:11] terra: !!!
[14:17] * terra blown away
[14:37] * SailorPsychick vaporized, leaving naught but a shadow on a nearby wall
[14:40] PsEG: We are moved to tears by the size of that thing.
<MissCatEars> I am DYING
<MaGoG|Shower> dying?
<MissCatEars> yes
<MissCatEars> right at this very moment
<NotCricket> Put on your cat ears.
<NotCricket> Die cute.
<NotCricket> Live fast, die young, and leave an adorable corpse.
<Esperath> For people to violate.
<MissCatEars> please do not violate my corpse
<Xerox> You asked the wrong place.
<Lyrai> Heheheheehehehe
<Lyrai> Star Wars h-dojin
<McDohl> ?
<NotCricket> Luke/Leia
<McDohl> ...
<MadMAxJr> Force-sex.
<Lyrai> Gratuitous use of the word "Lightsaber' as a euphamism.
<PirateJack> hot hot Anakin/Obi-wan
<PirateJack> bitches
<Cannon> Vader X Jar-Jar.
<McDohl> NO.
<McDohl> WRONG
<PirateJack> Jar-Jar X Yoda
<Lyrai> "MEESA SO HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNY"
<McDohl> Palpatine X Jar-Jar
<Roger> More like
<Cannon> Chewbacca X ...Everybody.
<Roger> "MEESA SO LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINS"
<NotCricket> X-Wing X wing
<Cannon> Get in there, you big, furry oaf. I don't care what you smell.
<PirateJack> the wookie armym X the clone army
<McDohl> Cannon: Heh. :D
<Lyrai> PirateJack - so
<CUI> I hate you all
<NotCricket> Tie Fighter X Wing?
<McDohl> Cannon wins.
<Lyrai> Would that be a massive orgy or gangbang
* CUI cuts himself
<PirateJack> orgy
<NotCricket> EWOK ORGY!
<Roger> We need YTMND doujins
<MadMAxJr> R2 X Trash Compactors on the Detention Level
<PirateJack> there are female wookies, too, you know
<Kayumi> Hay guys
<Roger> You know, like
<Roger> Khan on Milton on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sex
<Cannon> Like R2 doesn't have mad robot sex with every computer he "interfaces" with.
<McDohl> ...
<Ander> thank you for the yaoi now i cannot get into heaven. None of us can
<Cannon> ...Yeah. I want to hear the gunshot one.
<Xerox> It probably went a lot like this...
<Xerox> BANG!
<Cannon> Then the race started.
<PirateJack> then ducks died
<Cannon> And a dog laughed.
<Lyrai> "411?"
<Lyrai> "Yes, this is 411"
<Lyrai> "I need the Target on Blackst-* bang"
<Lyrai> <Otherline> 'what the fuck-fuckyOU SHOT HIM, DMAMIT"
<Lyrai> The call droped there.
<Lyrai> Got up, went to the supervisor, they told me to just take a break, and I talked to the police
<Romosome> holy jesus.
<Lyrai> We see the phone number it comes from, so that narrows it down
<Cannon> Thank God for that.
<Cannon> ...Okay, I'm a bigger bastard for noting this, but... He asked for the Target?
<Lyrai> Ouch, Cannon
<Lyrai> I just now got that,
<Lyrai>And it was cannon who got it
<Lyrai> THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE 100% TRUE
<Stush> lyrai makes everything exciting
* Lyrai is playing the PS2 Kiosk in Best Buy, enjoying a 1hr break playing Jak 3. Lyrai then hears the sounds of someone running, looks over into the nearby game aisle, and sees a person wearing a purple suit, clown facepaint, green hair, and the whole 9 yards running up the aisle
<Xerox> What about driving through heavy traffic. Can she make that exciting?
<Stush> hehe
<Stush> xerox, she probably fires chickens at the other cars out of a bazooka
<Lyrai> Xerox - When Big Blue is on the car stereo, fuck yes
<Lyrai> ANYWAY, continuing.
<Cannon> Or makes chicken noises while firing a tomato bazooka.
<Lyrai> I just tsand there and blink as Joker runs into a enarby aisle, and return to playing Jak 3
<Lyrai> However, a few seconds later, I hear more running!
<Cannon> As Batman gives chase!
<@Maou> ohhh
<Cannon> ...Sorry. Continue.
<Lyrai> And..it's Batman. Who runs halfway up the aisle, and then looks at me, and I just point at the aisle the joker went in and go "He went there"
<@Maou> lyrai got caught in a batman begins launch event
<Cannon> ...What the shit?
<Lyrai> Yes, cannon was correct.
<@Maou> that's pretty cool
<Lyrai> This chase continues for 5-10 minutes before Batman chases the Joker out the store.
<Stush> whoah
<Stush> that's cool
<@Maou> I wish I could have seen this, Lyrai
<Stush> i bet the joker was pulling another boner
<@Maou> Joker was totally pulling a boner on Lyrai.
<Stush> heh
* DN pulls Maou's boner
* @Maou fucks DN.
<Xerox> So... did you ever find out why Batman and the Joker were in the store?
<DN> suffering sapho!
<Stush> was the joker jack nicholson?
<Cannon> Or why you weren't gassed with Smile-X?
<Cannon> I'd watch my back, you know. You ratted out the Clown Prince of Crime!
<Cannon> Err. Best Buy. I get those mixed up.
<Stush> kayumi, are you sure?
<Stush> think about it
<Cannon> ...I guess I'm curious why Batman and Joker were at Best Buy, too.
<Lyrai> Xerox - no.
<Cannon> I mean... Fuck. Are they really on a budget for gadgets or what?!
<Cannon> "Ooo! Batarangs are five bucks each! Score!"
<Lyrai> Wait, waht the fuck is Pyo?
<DN> pyoko money
<Lyrai> Is there a buying-shit-for-post-shit-gaiaesque-thing on the boards now?
<Niku> Yes.
<Drethelin> yes
<Lyrai> .
<Lyrai> AWESOME.
<Brentai> Yes, except apparently you can neither earn money nor buy things with it.
<DN> you can buy ninjas
<DN> and steal other people's pyos
<Lyrai> Terra can I have 10,000 Pyo?
<Drethelin> you earn money by posting
<NotCricket> by pyosting
<Niku> can i punch nc right in the pyo for that
<Lyrai> Get in line, Niku
<Niku> ...
<Niku> I asked first.
<Niku> I AM THE LINE
Previously, on #finalfight: Squizzle was instructing Kazz on how one would go about setting an automatic timed command to keep oneself from idling out, should one have an ISP that does suck mighty ass.. *fade to scene*
<Squizzle> The syntax would be something like: /timer n t [action]
<Kazz> okay.....
<Squizzle> Where n is the number of repetitions (Use 0 for infinite.); t is the delay in seconds between actions; and [action] is the command.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Kazz> How do I turn it off?
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> OH GOD YOU'LL GO BLIND!
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> SO WILL I
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> hahahahaha
<Kazz> HOW OD I TURN IT OFF
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> This is better than any lyrai trigger..
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Squizzle> /timer1 off
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> aw darn
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> :(
<Kazz> I'm chafing now
<CUI> Got repeating times and delay mixed, did we?
<Kazz> No, that was what I wanted.
<Squizzle> !quote last
<myew> (677) <Lyrai>
http://img287.echo.cx/img287/7426/11179 ... 5jl9ya.jpg <Al_Baron> :D <Exdeath> AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Date: 09 Jul 2005]
<Moctobot> oh god
<Niku> !quotedelete *677*
<Niku> >:(
<Roger> Lyrai, master of the lame quotes.
<Lyrai> I don't see either of you coming up with anything better
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (390) <Fortinbras> I climbed up something, because I figured it would go away like a bear. <Niku> BEARS CLIMB TREES, FORT. <Niku> BEARS CLIMB TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. <Xerox> Yeah, bears climb trees. <Fortinbras> I hadn't calculated tha- exactly. [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (1/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (399) <NotCricket> Is there a word opposite to "mercy"? <Niku> "terra" [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (2/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (458) <Niku> myew, gumbo <myew> Niku: This week's dish: cajun style gumbo! The ingredient -- the prinny squad. [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (3/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (474) <Niku> do a little simply math here [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (4/18 matches found)
<Niku> okay nevermind
<Lyrai> What DOES "CUI" stand for
<Exdeath> Cock Under Invasion.
<Exdeath> It's a RTS.
<sede> Capture The Cock!
<sede> It is short for "cuidado", the spanish word for "more cock, dadio?"
<Brentai> Colorado University Ignoramus
<Brentai> Actually, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was Chatting Under the Influence.
<Exdeath> I WILL CONSTRUCT A ROBOTIC VERSION OF BRENTAI
<Exdeath> AND CALL IT
<Exdeath> BRENT AI
<Brentai> Ow.
<sede> Can't Use Internet
<quinn> Cock User Interface
<Brentai> Get ye internet.
<Exdeath> Cock Us In.
<sede> Cracks Under Interrogation!
* Exdeath cocks CUI in.
<Brentai> Child Uterus Infestation
<Exdeath> Crap, Urinary Infection!
<sede> Creative Username Inserted-here
<sede> Damn, I should have saved Insertion for something better
<Exdeath> Cock-Uterus Insertion.
<Brentai> Cock-Uterus Interaction
<CUI> <Lyrai> What DOES "CUI" stand for <-- Children's Underpants Inspector
<sede> Coitus Under Interruption!
<Brentai> Aww. You ruined the mystery.
<CUI> I find it disturbing, althought not unexpected, how many times Cock as been proposed
<Squizzle> When it comes down to it, aren't Batman and Catwoman just a couple of furries yiffing on a rooftop?
[13:23] terra: Ducky?
[13:23] Vance: Ducky?
[13:24] * myew wins Vance and terra
[13:24] maou: SNAP
[13:24] terra: o_o
[13:25] Treesock: wtf
[13:25] Treesock: hahaha
[13:26] Vance: ...wow
[13:26] terra: maou: OH SnAP
[13:26] Vance: Terra, I think your bots are conspiring against us.
<Aozaki> Soon I'll have my laptop mIRC up an running
<Aozaki> It doesn't have the most up to date scripts - it's from like, March or somesuch - but it has the basics
<Rygaron> Hmmm Is that long enough ago
<Rygaron> !cait
<Rygaron> Damn
<Aozaki> IT'S NOT UP AND RUNNING -YET-
<Aozaki> And thanks for reminding me, I'll make -sure- that that one's broken before I let it loose.
<Aozaki> OH GOD CAIT DON'T BAN ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTING
<Zaratustra> when chuck norris endorses a candidate, it's usually Mike Huckabee
<Cait> Why is Lyrai not Lyrai.
<JDigital> WHEN IT'S A JAR