Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:32 pm
<R^2> Don't tell ME how to breed Pokemon. Shut up and put your dick in that armor-plated kangaroo.
13:14 < R^2> Perfectlynormaldog, the Perfectly Normal Pokemon. Eats and sleeps, doesn't battle, and doesn't fit in a Pokeball.
13:14 <+lady_duke> hahahaha
13:14 < R^2> (The irony here is that those attributes make it the opposite of perfectly normal in the Pokemon world)
13:14 <+Kayumi> why don't people fit in pokeballs
13:15 <@Cait> Bill fit in one.
13:15 <+lady_duke> cause they dont feel like it
13:15 <+lady_duke> no he didnt
13:15 <+lady_duke> not in the show anyway
13:15 <+lady_duke> but in the show he wasnt all halfpokemon or whatever
13:15 <+lady_duke> he was just in a derpy costume
13:16 <+lady_duke> oww my ears
13:16 < R^2> I'd love for the next game to have a subplot where the kids break up a dogfighting or cockfighting ring or something, and have to explain the difference between training animals to fight and raising Pokemon.
13:17 < BongoBill> What are you talking about, Duke? I can totally fit in a pokeball.
13:17 < BongoBill> Watch this.
13:17 <+Kayumi> why would they include that?
13:17 < MetalSlime> This is going to be like the morph ball experiments the space pirates tried, isn't it?
13:17 <+lady_duke> i raise my pikkymens to be adorable and lovely :3
13:17 <+Kayumi> pokemon is not about morals or a message, but merchandise
13:17 * R^2 throws an Ultra Ball at BongoBill
13:18 <+lady_duke> i love pokemon merchandise
13:18 * R^2 catch
13:18 < BongoBill> Slime: I can't hear you over the sound of all my bones and organs breaking.
13:18 * R^2 twitch
13:18 * R^2 twitch
13:18 <+lady_duke> i wish i had money to buy some
13:18 * R^2 twitch
13:18 * R^2 caught BONGOBILL
13:18 <+lady_duke> would you like to name your bongobill?
13:18 * R^2 nicknames him "Cuteymuffins"
13:18 <+lady_duke> hahahaha
13:18 < BongoBill> That's too many letters.
13:18 -!- BongoBill is now known as CUTEYMUFFI
13:19 * R^2 dumps CUTEYMUFFI into a PC box and never gives it a second thought
13:19 <+lady_duke> turns out bongobill is an impish nature
13:19 <+lady_duke> and will not be a very good battler
13:19 < MetalSlime> You should have CUTEYMUFFI breed with a gyrados
13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> Not even going to bother with breeding? The expectation that I'd get to have sex with a ditto impersonating myself is the whole reason I got into this gig.
13:20 <+lady_duke> hahaha
13:20 < R^2> On the upside, this is me we're talking about, and eventually I'll pull you out of storage so you can have lots of sex. Then I'll probably let you go and raise your kids for you.
13:20 <+lady_duke> haha
13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> That is a sweet deal, is what I think.
[6:40] <BongoBill> Why can't I type.
[6:40] <Stushcinta> You know who else couldn't type?
[6:40] <Stushcinta> Hitler
[6:41] <BongoBill> You know who else was Hitler?
[6:41] <BongoBill> Hitler.
[6:41] <Stushcinta> :(
<OHakubi> By extension, more porn games need QTEs.
<OHakubi> Fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfap OH GOD INCOMING CAR DODGE DODGE
<Treesock> maou, activate penis sensors
* maou scans #finalfight
<maou> Penis levels of 3 percent detected.
*** Geothermal [geocorp@toronto-HSE-ppp3938017.sympatico.ca] has joined #finalfight
<jdigital_> maou, activate penis sensors
* maou waves tricorder around a bit
<maou> Penis levels of 97 percent detected.
(18:44:39) Brentai: Tess and I figured out what went wrong with Iron Chef USA.
(18:44:49) Brentai: They grabbed the wrong Enterprise captain.
(18:45:07) Esperath: Would it be all better if they had Patrick Stewart?
(18:45:12) Esperath: Biting into a pepper?
(18:45:13) Brentai: Imagine if it was Patrick Stewart up there instead of Shatner. "Today's theme ingredient is... TEA EARL GRAY! ENGAGE!"
(18:46:23) Brentai: But yeah, you remember why Kaga was so cool? It was a talented and well-respected stage actor up there, grinning like an idiot because he knows what he's doing is utterly ridiculous.
(18:46:39) Esperath: And Shatner is just some fat old guy working for priceline.com.
(18:46:44) Brentai: Who do we have in America like that? MAKE IT SO!
(18:47:12) Mr_Saturn: Arnuld
(18:47:30) Mr_Saturn: AGGH GET TO DEH THEME INGREDENT
(18:47:43) Aintaer: AGGH SEE MY QUICHE
(18:48:31) Zaratustra: Ahnuld bites a bit off the pepper, throws it and IT EXPLODES
(18:49:05) Niku: The curtain is pulled off the theme ingredient, and it's a Predator standing there with skinned humans.
(18:49:28) Zaratustra: Today's theme ingredient is HUMAN SKULLS
(18:49:37) Niku: AND NOW, YOU MUST FACE MY IRON CHEF: SUB-ZERO!
(18:49:57) Mr_Saturn: Iron chef ninja
(18:51:07) Brentai: Ninja pizza. Pizza that vanish quickly without trace.
(18:51:58) Brentai: MUSHROOMALITY
(18:52:17) Nerd: FLAWLESS SEASONING
<DNi> hah
<DNi> my mom's gonna translate Modest Proposal into "easy English" for the ESL class she teaches
<Brentai> ...why in the hell would she do that?
<Brentai> "Your students may leave school knowing how to fill out job applications, but mine can threaten to eat the white people's babies."
<myew> I just picked a very drunk irish bloke up.
<Jacinta> JD?
<myew> Perhaps.
<Jacinta> or dregan?
<myew> i wish i knew
[11:10] terra: I've had sex with a girl on my piano
[11:13] Romosome: having sex with a girl on a piano sounds very flamboyant but very very awkward
[11:14] terra: It was my finest opus.
[11:14] Dogstar: Penis de resistance.
<TedBelmont> My nephew is playing Mario Kart 64, and while playing the level with all the Thwomps, he asked me if the Thwomp that's in a jail cell is there because he didn't want to smash anybody.
<Arcturus> Asians have tiny dicks.
<Exdeath> Hey, fuck you, limey.
<Arcturus> If you did, i'd never feel it
<Romosome> Japanese has no plurals.
<Brentai> It does, I don't think they really like to use them though.
<Romosome> they hate plurals
<Romosome> every year the Japanese round up over 10,000 plural articles into crude pens and slaughter them in a huge festival
<Brentai> Running of the bull.
<terra> bulls.
<terra> oh
<terra> crap
(Insert like 2 pages mocking Nimduin here)
<Silkenray> There was this guy at my elementary schoool who told me that the way to make a gameboy display in color was to put the batteries in backwards.
<Ex|HOUSEMAID> ...
<terra> did you hit him with your gameboy until he bled to death?
<Silkenray> no
<Kazz> was this back when gameboys were 10 tons
<Silkenray> yes
<Kazz> i hollowed out a gameboy for shelter once when i was lost
<Dogstar> I just got a circlet with +1 to barbarian combat skills.
<Dogstar> Brent, interested?
<@Brentai> Hmm.
<@Brentai> Hard to say. My helmet STILL gives me +3 to swords.
<Dogstar> 26 defence, and +16 life.
<Dogstar> Aah.
<Dogstar> I'll try to beat that.
<@Brentai> But +1 to all skills means bonus to Concentrate AND Battle Orders AND Swords.
<@Brentai> And some other stuff.
<Gogo> It's +1 combat skills.
<Gogo> Not all skills.
<@Brentai> ...oh.
<@Brentai> No, then.
<@Brentai> I like swords.
<Lyrai> Welcome to Corneria.
Guildenstern Anyway, back to FUCKING MY MOUTH WITH THIS KEYBOARD.
Guildenstern OH BABYw;rttu
Guildenstern gffjhlk
<Gogo> Kayumi, have sex with your PS2.
<Kayumi> They changed some of the inputs for some moves.
<TedBelmont> Kayumi's a gentleman.
<Kayumi> No, my ps2 has refused my advances.
<Kayumi> It is an icy bitch.
<Aintaer> That's cold.
<Kayumi> and hey, I DID ask.
<Gogo> So go fuck an XBox.
<Gogo> They are very welcoming.
<Aintaer> Xbox gotta pay
<Silversong> Xboxes have loose morals?
<Mr_Saturn> that's because it's FAT
<Aintaer> Fat chicks need love too
<Mr_Saturn> :D
<Gogo> Big girls need love too!
<myew> smiley
<Aintaer> but they gota pay
<Silversong> ...wow.
<Gogo> MY Xbox has loose morals.
<Gogo> Probably because it lives with me.
<Silversong> This is patented, 100% certified #finalfight right here.
[00:28:44] *** Lyrai has joined #finalfight.
[00:28:49] myew: Sup Lyrai.
[00:28:50] Lyrai: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENI
[00:28:51] Roger: That's amore
* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with honest elections
<myew> Bush is immune to 'honest elections'
* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with accurate criticism
<myew> aj_impy attacks Bush with 'accurate criticism' for 55396 damage.
* Mr_Saturn attacks bush with PRETZEL
<myew> bush takes 89827 damage from mr_saturn's 'PRETZEL'
* Brentai attacks Bush with impeachment
<myew> Bush absorbs the damage and gains 49970 HP!
<Brentai> Shit.
[18:39:12] <@teferi> "This is the type of computer that went to the moon in the Apollo missions from 1969 to 1972. There was one computer in the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM) and one the mothership (CM) circling above. It was the first use of integrated circuits, as still displayed in the timeline cabinet to the left. It's cycle time was 1 Mhz, 11 instructions. It had 1K of 16 bit words of erasable (RAM) core memory and 12K of read-only memory (ROM). The ROM held the "Colossus 249" flight
[18:39:14] <%md> I have extra disks
[18:39:45] <@teferi> yes, folks, we flew to the moon with 2kb of RAM.
[18:40:07] <JDigital> And I bet it didn't crash, either.
[18:40:22] <@teferi> no, it kinda couldn't
[18:40:26] <sei> that was a big RISC they took
[18:40:34] * You were kicked by teferi (that was hideous)
<NotCricket> "yaoi" should be pronounced like the surprised yelp normal people make when they discover it
<Brentai> If I ever run a theater and if that theater ever runs 2001 I'm going to snip out the Stargate sequence and replace it with, like, an episode of ThunderCats. But I'll keep the glimpses of Bowman's face.
<Brentai> Thunder! :O Thunder!! :OO THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO! :OOO
<Lee-Ham> "My god... it's full of Snarf"
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> ....
* Lee-Ham was kicked by Brentai (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW)
<Kayin> A retractable penis.
<sei> inspector's gadget.
* maou does skeleton things.
* maou cackles and rocks out and attacks adventurers with a sword
* @Friday turns maou
* maou has sex with girls?
<@Friday> That would be a better special ability for Clerics to have
<@Friday> Reverse Gender Preference
<drethelin1> friday plenty of fundamentalists think they do have that ability
<maou> modern american priests try to use that power but most fags have too many hit die for it to work
<yeoz> i want to forge a sword some day. that's one of the things on my list of things to do in my life
<Cait> Why not make a real one instead?
<yeoz> ...
<R^2> I lol'd.
13:14 < R^2> Perfectlynormaldog, the Perfectly Normal Pokemon. Eats and sleeps, doesn't battle, and doesn't fit in a Pokeball.
13:14 <+lady_duke> hahahaha
13:14 < R^2> (The irony here is that those attributes make it the opposite of perfectly normal in the Pokemon world)
13:14 <+Kayumi> why don't people fit in pokeballs
13:15 <@Cait> Bill fit in one.
13:15 <+lady_duke> cause they dont feel like it
13:15 <+lady_duke> no he didnt
13:15 <+lady_duke> not in the show anyway
13:15 <+lady_duke> but in the show he wasnt all halfpokemon or whatever
13:15 <+lady_duke> he was just in a derpy costume
13:16 <+lady_duke> oww my ears
13:16 < R^2> I'd love for the next game to have a subplot where the kids break up a dogfighting or cockfighting ring or something, and have to explain the difference between training animals to fight and raising Pokemon.
13:17 < BongoBill> What are you talking about, Duke? I can totally fit in a pokeball.
13:17 < BongoBill> Watch this.
13:17 <+Kayumi> why would they include that?
13:17 < MetalSlime> This is going to be like the morph ball experiments the space pirates tried, isn't it?
13:17 <+lady_duke> i raise my pikkymens to be adorable and lovely :3
13:17 <+Kayumi> pokemon is not about morals or a message, but merchandise
13:17 * R^2 throws an Ultra Ball at BongoBill
13:18 <+lady_duke> i love pokemon merchandise
13:18 * R^2 catch
13:18 < BongoBill> Slime: I can't hear you over the sound of all my bones and organs breaking.
13:18 * R^2 twitch
13:18 * R^2 twitch
13:18 <+lady_duke> i wish i had money to buy some
13:18 * R^2 twitch
13:18 * R^2 caught BONGOBILL
13:18 <+lady_duke> would you like to name your bongobill?
13:18 * R^2 nicknames him "Cuteymuffins"
13:18 <+lady_duke> hahahaha
13:18 < BongoBill> That's too many letters.
13:18 -!- BongoBill is now known as CUTEYMUFFI
13:19 * R^2 dumps CUTEYMUFFI into a PC box and never gives it a second thought
13:19 <+lady_duke> turns out bongobill is an impish nature
13:19 <+lady_duke> and will not be a very good battler
13:19 < MetalSlime> You should have CUTEYMUFFI breed with a gyrados
13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> Not even going to bother with breeding? The expectation that I'd get to have sex with a ditto impersonating myself is the whole reason I got into this gig.
13:20 <+lady_duke> hahaha
13:20 < R^2> On the upside, this is me we're talking about, and eventually I'll pull you out of storage so you can have lots of sex. Then I'll probably let you go and raise your kids for you.
13:20 <+lady_duke> haha
13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> That is a sweet deal, is what I think.
[6:40] <BongoBill> Why can't I type.
[6:40] <Stushcinta> You know who else couldn't type?
[6:40] <Stushcinta> Hitler
[6:41] <BongoBill> You know who else was Hitler?
[6:41] <BongoBill> Hitler.
[6:41] <Stushcinta> :(
<OHakubi> By extension, more porn games need QTEs.
<OHakubi> Fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfap OH GOD INCOMING CAR DODGE DODGE
<Treesock> maou, activate penis sensors
* maou scans #finalfight
<maou> Penis levels of 3 percent detected.
*** Geothermal [geocorp@toronto-HSE-ppp3938017.sympatico.ca] has joined #finalfight
<jdigital_> maou, activate penis sensors
* maou waves tricorder around a bit
<maou> Penis levels of 97 percent detected.
(18:44:39) Brentai: Tess and I figured out what went wrong with Iron Chef USA.
(18:44:49) Brentai: They grabbed the wrong Enterprise captain.
(18:45:07) Esperath: Would it be all better if they had Patrick Stewart?
(18:45:12) Esperath: Biting into a pepper?
(18:45:13) Brentai: Imagine if it was Patrick Stewart up there instead of Shatner. "Today's theme ingredient is... TEA EARL GRAY! ENGAGE!"
(18:46:23) Brentai: But yeah, you remember why Kaga was so cool? It was a talented and well-respected stage actor up there, grinning like an idiot because he knows what he's doing is utterly ridiculous.
(18:46:39) Esperath: And Shatner is just some fat old guy working for priceline.com.
(18:46:44) Brentai: Who do we have in America like that? MAKE IT SO!
(18:47:12) Mr_Saturn: Arnuld
(18:47:30) Mr_Saturn: AGGH GET TO DEH THEME INGREDENT
(18:47:43) Aintaer: AGGH SEE MY QUICHE
(18:48:31) Zaratustra: Ahnuld bites a bit off the pepper, throws it and IT EXPLODES
(18:49:05) Niku: The curtain is pulled off the theme ingredient, and it's a Predator standing there with skinned humans.
(18:49:28) Zaratustra: Today's theme ingredient is HUMAN SKULLS
(18:49:37) Niku: AND NOW, YOU MUST FACE MY IRON CHEF: SUB-ZERO!
(18:49:57) Mr_Saturn: Iron chef ninja
(18:51:07) Brentai: Ninja pizza. Pizza that vanish quickly without trace.
(18:51:58) Brentai: MUSHROOMALITY
(18:52:17) Nerd: FLAWLESS SEASONING
<DNi> hah
<DNi> my mom's gonna translate Modest Proposal into "easy English" for the ESL class she teaches
<Brentai> ...why in the hell would she do that?
<Brentai> "Your students may leave school knowing how to fill out job applications, but mine can threaten to eat the white people's babies."
<myew> I just picked a very drunk irish bloke up.
<Jacinta> JD?
<myew> Perhaps.
<Jacinta> or dregan?
<myew> i wish i knew
[11:10] terra: I've had sex with a girl on my piano
[11:13] Romosome: having sex with a girl on a piano sounds very flamboyant but very very awkward
[11:14] terra: It was my finest opus.
[11:14] Dogstar: Penis de resistance.
<TedBelmont> My nephew is playing Mario Kart 64, and while playing the level with all the Thwomps, he asked me if the Thwomp that's in a jail cell is there because he didn't want to smash anybody.
<Arcturus> Asians have tiny dicks.
<Exdeath> Hey, fuck you, limey.
<Arcturus> If you did, i'd never feel it
<Romosome> Japanese has no plurals.
<Brentai> It does, I don't think they really like to use them though.
<Romosome> they hate plurals
<Romosome> every year the Japanese round up over 10,000 plural articles into crude pens and slaughter them in a huge festival
<Brentai> Running of the bull.
<terra> bulls.
<terra> oh
<terra> crap
(Insert like 2 pages mocking Nimduin here)
<Silkenray> There was this guy at my elementary schoool who told me that the way to make a gameboy display in color was to put the batteries in backwards.
<Ex|HOUSEMAID> ...
<terra> did you hit him with your gameboy until he bled to death?
<Silkenray> no
<Kazz> was this back when gameboys were 10 tons
<Silkenray> yes
<Kazz> i hollowed out a gameboy for shelter once when i was lost
<Dogstar> I just got a circlet with +1 to barbarian combat skills.
<Dogstar> Brent, interested?
<@Brentai> Hmm.
<@Brentai> Hard to say. My helmet STILL gives me +3 to swords.
<Dogstar> 26 defence, and +16 life.
<Dogstar> Aah.
<Dogstar> I'll try to beat that.
<@Brentai> But +1 to all skills means bonus to Concentrate AND Battle Orders AND Swords.
<@Brentai> And some other stuff.
<Gogo> It's +1 combat skills.
<Gogo> Not all skills.
<@Brentai> ...oh.
<@Brentai> No, then.
<@Brentai> I like swords.
<Lyrai> Welcome to Corneria.
Guildenstern Anyway, back to FUCKING MY MOUTH WITH THIS KEYBOARD.
Guildenstern OH BABYw;rttu
Guildenstern gffjhlk
<Gogo> Kayumi, have sex with your PS2.
<Kayumi> They changed some of the inputs for some moves.
<TedBelmont> Kayumi's a gentleman.
<Kayumi> No, my ps2 has refused my advances.
<Kayumi> It is an icy bitch.
<Aintaer> That's cold.
<Kayumi> and hey, I DID ask.
<Gogo> So go fuck an XBox.
<Gogo> They are very welcoming.
<Aintaer> Xbox gotta pay
<Silversong> Xboxes have loose morals?
<Mr_Saturn> that's because it's FAT
<Aintaer> Fat chicks need love too
<Mr_Saturn> :D
<Gogo> Big girls need love too!
<myew> smiley
<Aintaer> but they gota pay
<Silversong> ...wow.
<Gogo> MY Xbox has loose morals.
<Gogo> Probably because it lives with me.
<Silversong> This is patented, 100% certified #finalfight right here.
[00:28:44] *** Lyrai has joined #finalfight.
[00:28:49] myew: Sup Lyrai.
[00:28:50] Lyrai: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENI
[00:28:51] Roger: That's amore
* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with honest elections
<myew> Bush is immune to 'honest elections'
* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with accurate criticism
<myew> aj_impy attacks Bush with 'accurate criticism' for 55396 damage.
* Mr_Saturn attacks bush with PRETZEL
<myew> bush takes 89827 damage from mr_saturn's 'PRETZEL'
* Brentai attacks Bush with impeachment
<myew> Bush absorbs the damage and gains 49970 HP!
<Brentai> Shit.
[18:39:12] <@teferi> "This is the type of computer that went to the moon in the Apollo missions from 1969 to 1972. There was one computer in the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM) and one the mothership (CM) circling above. It was the first use of integrated circuits, as still displayed in the timeline cabinet to the left. It's cycle time was 1 Mhz, 11 instructions. It had 1K of 16 bit words of erasable (RAM) core memory and 12K of read-only memory (ROM). The ROM held the "Colossus 249" flight
[18:39:14] <%md> I have extra disks
[18:39:45] <@teferi> yes, folks, we flew to the moon with 2kb of RAM.
[18:40:07] <JDigital> And I bet it didn't crash, either.
[18:40:22] <@teferi> no, it kinda couldn't
[18:40:26] <sei> that was a big RISC they took
[18:40:34] * You were kicked by teferi (that was hideous)
<NotCricket> "yaoi" should be pronounced like the surprised yelp normal people make when they discover it
<Brentai> If I ever run a theater and if that theater ever runs 2001 I'm going to snip out the Stargate sequence and replace it with, like, an episode of ThunderCats. But I'll keep the glimpses of Bowman's face.
<Brentai> Thunder! :O Thunder!! :OO THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO! :OOO
<Lee-Ham> "My god... it's full of Snarf"
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> ....
* Lee-Ham was kicked by Brentai (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW)
<Kayin> A retractable penis.
<sei> inspector's gadget.
* maou does skeleton things.
* maou cackles and rocks out and attacks adventurers with a sword
* @Friday turns maou
* maou has sex with girls?
<@Friday> That would be a better special ability for Clerics to have
<@Friday> Reverse Gender Preference
<drethelin1> friday plenty of fundamentalists think they do have that ability
<maou> modern american priests try to use that power but most fags have too many hit die for it to work
<yeoz> i want to forge a sword some day. that's one of the things on my list of things to do in my life
<Cait> Why not make a real one instead?
<yeoz> ...
<R^2> I lol'd.