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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:40 am
by Silversong
Friday wrote:<BrentDroid> Silversong wants me to go nekkid, I think I'm starting to rub off on her.


Okay to be fair, what I suggested was to go as "sexy" Conan the Barbarian, which I still find a hilarious concept.

Tangentially, my school is extending an invitation to Schwarzenegger to come speak here.

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:53 pm
by Hardly Ideal
Mongrel wrote:<Faceless> Actually there are 10 genders, binary and non-binary

*hurls tomato*

Friday wrote:<@Friday> Romo what are you doing for halloween
<@Friday> are you dressing up as a cat
<fbm> dressing as a different breed of dog
<@Romosome> I do not know yet Friday
<@Romosome> I should have a party
<BrentDroid> Silversong wants me to go nekkid, I think I'm starting to rub off on her.
<BrentDroid> I immediately regret using that turn off phrase.
<BrentDroid> ...
<BrentDroid> And that typo.
<fbm> refuse to touch any part of that set of statements
<BrentDroid> I'm going back to work now

On second thought, let's not go to #finalfight. 'tis a silly place.

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:30 pm
by Esperath
[16:20:56] <BrentDroid> !haiku
[16:20:56] <Upthorn> Haiku Novicework: You are not the moon / hit while the iron is hot / I have syphillis
[16:21:15] <BrentDroid> Avatar: The Legend of Sokka

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:59 pm
by Friday
<BrentPhone> I had to be really pushed into getting this.
<BrentPhone> I just realized the stylus has a top clicky botton for no real reason.
<BrentPhone> But you can be Un cannoying pen dickes within
<maou> a clicky button where?
<BrentPhone> Okaycursein recognition
<BrentPhone> isn'tgreat.
<BrentPhone> atthe top, like d per.
<BrentPhone> Like a pen,
<maou> Weird.
<BrentPhone> Ithink it's just- for docking.
<BrentPhone> The penis probably more cable thenthis Ijustwrite likeadrunk
<BrentPhone> Hokay enough off that.
<BrentPhone> Dann Out.
<BrentPhone> Okay now you're screwing auth me phone.
<@Friday> Simo Belmo knew. This wasthe work of god.damn.stylus.
<@Romosome> the penis more capable
<@Romosome> is this some kind of e-pen
<BrentPhone> Oth mean I'mgone documentere Nanowrimo thisway.
<@Romosome> This is giving you an incredible sort of accident.
<@Romosome> Er, accent.
<@Romosome> Somewhere between accent and accident.
<@Silversong> with a slight detour towards "drunk"
<BrentPhone> SimmoQelmo adirippedout hiss trustho e-peers/"Iwanta Runskiss Spence Latter"Y hewill?"Abhest?" askedthe Buriste. Simekdneo homer. Thiswasthe workof VIRTUAL W AMMIRIS!!!hi!
<BrentPhone> Ok I am dying at work now.
<@Romosome> okay yeah that's pretty drunk
<maou> amazing
<@Romosome> what the fuck even happened there
<@Romosome> pretty sure the Runskiss Spence Latter is related to mueller's investigation
<BrentPhone> I'll uh... lemme sit down and attempt to write what I was going for there.
<maou> I think I want to get this phone now just for the sake of handwriting recognition poetry
<@Romosome> drunkophone
<BrentPhone> Simo Belmo whipped out his trusty e-peen. "I want a Pumpkin Spice Latte," he wrote. "What?" asked the Barista. Simo Belmo knew. This was the work of VIRTUAL VAMPIRES!!!!!
<@Romosome> I'm picturing him like
<@Romosome> standing in line at starbucks, writing on a phone while narrating that out loud word for word
<BrentPhone> The "!!!hi!" keeps murdering me.
<@Romosome> except the Barista actually does say "what?"
<@Romosome> while he yells "ABHEST" over them

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:14 pm
by Brentai
Please send helly.

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:35 pm
by Mongrel
I'm amazed I was actually able to recognize pumpkin spice latte in drunkopenese.

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:03 pm
by Friday
<Romosome> https://i.imgur.com/R2ltAGf.png
<Friday> you
<Friday> fucking.
<Friday> named your dog.
<Friday> weed.
<Romosome> It's actually an obscure nerdy reference to a Japanese manga
<Romosome> But yes it's also weed, my best friend
<Romosome> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginga_Leg ... prov=sfla1
<Friday> this is
<Friday> the most perfect summation of you
<Friday> "you named your dog WEED?" "yes but it's not what you think, it's actually an obscure manga reference"

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:23 pm
by beatbandito
TIL what possibly the worst episode of excel saga was referencing.

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:49 pm
by LaserBeing
When I first came to BC as a little kid, the previous owners of our house hadn't bothered to take their cat with them, so she ended up with us. Her name was Weed.

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:18 am
by Friday
<+MarsDragon> It's very hard to turn kids off pizza
<@Friday> on the other hand, it's very easy to turn me on with pizza
<Utsuho> So that dream I had about rolling around on a giant pizza was you, Friday?
<leeham> now I want pizza :(
<@Friday> pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime
<@Friday> when pisa's on a katto, you can pisa katto anytime
<@Friday> "kids now a days will never understand how fun it was to not have the luxury of fast-forwarding through commercials this was the best part of watching Saturday morning cartoons!"
<@Friday> this is it
<@Friday> I have found
<@Friday> the dumbest fucking youtube comment
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> ?
<@Friday> saturn the quoted line
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> enh thats a 6/10
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> gotta dig in the comments of those "rational" types for even dumber shit
<Utsuho> Look, I'm not trying to start something, but I'm just saying, Hitler had the right idea.
<@Friday> Lyrai I'm not trying to start something but Envy was Ruby Weapon
<Utsuho> Friday I will stab you in your goddamn throat
<Utsuho> I will break into your house
<Utsuho> I will lean down to your bed
<Utsuho> And whisper
<Utsuho> Guild.
<Utsuho> Before shoving the knife in
<@Friday> Lyrai so that fortune teller who told me how I was going to die when I was 6 was right
<@Friday> "You will be slain by Envy"
<Utsuho> Just before you bleed out
<Utsuho> Niku will jump out of the closet going "I'M THE WERETIGER"
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> hahaha

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:34 am
by Mongrel
That ending

xD

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:00 pm
by Mongrel
<Glocks4Interns> So Amazon LotR is confirmed and it will be doing stories "set before the fellowship of the ring"
<Glocks4Interns> I'm excited!
<Dantes> Amazon can bankroll it, so at least it will look good. But man, this is one of those things to only be cautiously optimistic about.
<Cannonball Fun> I wish it was HBO.
<Glocks4Interns> Ah, a fellow hobbit boob enthusiast.

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:48 am
by Friday
<Stush> Man, I wish i could have been a surveyor
<Stush> I would have given everything awful names
<Stush> https://bluetrainenterprises.com.au/wp- ... up-cut.jpg Like this
<Stush> All real names
<Sede> We pretty much did the same with one of our greatest mountain ranges in the NW. Had been calling it some whigger name for a few decades and then Obama went "Dudes, it had a name before then for HUNDREDS of years, and we're officially calling it that again"
<Sede> but the white people were all "but we carved signs with the new name.. and it'd cost 1.5bil to carve new wooden signs"
<Stush> Government budget: 7.5 billion for new signs
<Sede> budget for protecting the environment/animals there-in, -3.5billion dollars
<Stush> Sorry, we can't fix the environment, we had to buy that giant laser that only kills whales.
<Stush> In case whales declare war.
<Sede> Star Trek 4 was a fantasy movie. So we must prepare for the opposite

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:49 pm
by Mongrel
That's what happens when you let sailors name everything. A map of Newfoundland is very similar (including one town simply named "Dildo").

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:41 pm
by Friday
<Pisa|Katto> !haiku Friday
<Kuddy> Shameful Bootleg Haiku: Let's cuddle for warmth / Hello Kitty Massager / Dragon kick your ass
<Pisa|Katto> that's Chie's 9 heart social rank

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