CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:46 pm

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Brentai » Thu Nov 01, 2018 7:46 pm

16:44 <Friday> Bongo is the hyberbole police
16:44 <+ BongoBill> I'm at best a hyperbole security guard
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Nov 01, 2018 7:57 pm

<Friday> oh god
<Friday> i just found something amazing
<Friday> haha
<@Romosome> your dick?
<Friday> well, found again
<Friday> no
<Friday> i lost that long ago *wistful stare*
<Friday> romo
<Friday> i forget did i ever tell you about my worst date ever
<Friday> not the girl recently
<Friday> who was rude to the waiter
<Friday> i can't remember if i told you
<Friday> it's the baseball one
<@Romosome> uhhhhh I don't think so
<Friday> okay
<Friday> okay this was a long time ago, like more than ten years
<@Romosome> wow
<@Romosome> you're super old miss friday
<Friday> back when i still lived in chico
<Friday> shut the fuck up
<@Romosome> :D
<Friday> so i'm not a huge baseball fan or anything but we had a local team called the Chico Bandits
<@Romosome> that's a good name
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> minor league ball is fun
<Friday> anyway my friends set me up on a blind date with this guy, and he was actually running for city council, like, not really "seriously" just kind of one of those protest runs because our local government is shit
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> really chill atmosphere
<Friday> so our first date is going to be at the baseball game, and it's like the middle of summer, so keep in mind its fucking hot, like, fucking asian jungle country hot
<+BongoBill> if the umpire makes a questionable decisive call and Chico loses, would you say "the bandits got robbed"
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> I go to SJ Giants games sometimes
<Friday> and this guy and I are chatting while we're watching the game and there's no shade and I'm just. sweating. nonstop.
<Friday> and it's fine conversation at first but then I asked about him running for office (because my friends had mentioned it) and he starts in on this insane fucking spiel
<Friday> and this totally nice looking normal guy
<Friday> just turns out to be a total nutjob, like he's ranting about hidden conspiracies and shit, globalism and how you have to combat it at the local government level
<Friday> and i sort of listen to it for ahwile and i just say "none of this shit sounds at all logical"
<@Romosome> oh god
<Friday> and he just says "yeah, but some people aren't looking for anything logical"
<Friday> like that was his actual response
<Friday> anyway i chewed out my friends later like just wtf why did you set me up with this whackjob
<@Romosome> wow
<Friday> they apologized and that was the end of it
<@Romosome> hahahaha
<Friday> EXCEPT they told me this guy actually fucking made up an ad for local TV
<@Romosome> oh no
<myew> No no no.
<Friday> and believe it or not i fucking found it on youtube, like years later, (and just now again) in one of those crazy local ad compilations
<@Romosome> oh no
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> BIG BOB'S USED CARPETS
<Friday> do you want to see this fucking shit
<@Romosome> Yes >Hell Yes
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> link plz
<Friday> https://youtu.be/ZS6bD3SpIvk?t=69
<@Romosome> YOU FUCKER
* @Romosome (uid12833@id-12833.stonehaven.irccloud.com) Quit
<Friday> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<+GiveMeThePisaKatto> ahahahahahaha
<+BongoBill> bravo
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Thu Nov 01, 2018 8:09 pm

#finalfight
[16:51:13] <Romosome> wow
[16:51:17] <Romosome> you're super old miss friday
[16:51:18] <Friday> back when i still lived in chico
[16:51:21] <Friday> shut the fuck up
[16:51:26] <Romosome> :D

PM to Friday:
[16:51:27] <GiveMeThePisaKatto> is this going to finish with a tangerine
[16:51:39] <Friday> ;P

#finalfight:
[16:51:42] <Friday> so i'm not a huge baseball fan or anything but we had a local team called the Chico Bandits
[16:51:56] <Romosome> that's a good name
[16:52:04] <GiveMeThePisaKatto> minor league ball is fun
[16:52:08] <Friday> anyway my friends set me up on a blind date with this guy, and he was actually running for city council, like, not really "seriously" just kind of one of those protest runs because our local government is shit

...
PM from Friday:
[17:01:09] <Friday> i fucking had that whole story
[17:01:13] <Friday> written out on notepad
[17:01:16] <Friday> from like months ago
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Brentai » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:56 pm

18:55 <Romosome> I feel like people should share their opinions less.
18:55 <Romosome> Wait, shit.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:17 pm

<Lady> If video games keep using metric measurements
<Lady> America will be converted over by 2035
<MadMaxJr> (That's imperial year 2047)
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:51 pm

* Friday is now known as CowgirlFriday
<Niku> congrats on getting into overwatch
<fbm> friday is now knonwn as saturday
<CowgirlFriday> It's cool that they added me into OW but
<CowgirlFriday> I feel like
<CowgirlFriday> there's a distinct lack of
<CowgirlFriday> a small sized human eating move
<CowgirlFriday> like just
<CowgirlFriday> press E to eat Mei
<Niku> you're thinking of ovorewatch
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Yoji » Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:25 pm

<Romosome> Guys can I say I'm really proud of all of us here for being brave enough to be open about our problems and willing to talk about it with each other and get better
<Romosome> You guys are on the whole good for me
<Niku> ... guys haribo has a new gummy candy
<Brentai> Niccccce.
<Romosome> and I hope I'm good for you in return
<Romosome> NIKU WHAT
<Niku> ... they are sour cubes and they come in unique flavors
<Romosome> !scenechange
<Utsuho>*************************************************************************
*************************SCENE CHANGE************************************
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<Romosome> oh
<Romosome> I'm not a huge fan of sour

*rubs neck to ease whiplash*
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:48 pm

<Friday> zara i just want you to know
<Friday> okay how can i put this
<Friday> there are certain people in my life who like
<Friday> I think about in response to certain triggers
<Friday> like on a simple level, if i see a cool sword i think about my friend who likes swords
<Friday> or like I think about Esper whenever I wash my hands in a casino
<Friday> (don't ask)
* +Mazian opens mouth to ask, stops abruptly
<Friday> and
<Friday> uh
<Friday> i was gonna tell you that i thought about you just recently
<Friday> but uh
<Friday> the trigger has gone clean out of my mind
<Friday> like just now
<Friday> fuck
<Friday> what was it
* MetalSlime gnaws on Friday's skull
<Brentai> I'm really afraid of what my trigger is.
<Brentai> Oh wait.
<Brentai> !brentai
<Utsuho> I AM FAR TOO COMPLEX AND INTERESTING TO BE A TRIGGER
<Brentai> Nevermind.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:15 pm

I do that with songs constantly.

If I'm on Carlton St, I start thinking of She's a Bad Mama Jama, Parliament street brings out a corresponding random hit (usually Count Funkula or Chocolate City), if I see cigarette butts, I think of Flowers On The Wall, coconuts brings out the Danny Kaye, etc...

There's literally hundreds of songs that get stuck in my head all the time based on local triggers like this.
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