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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby IGNORE ME » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:06 pm

12:05 <myew> I never have the best ideas.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby IGNORE ME » Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:39 pm

11:37 <myew> P o t u n d e r o j e c t i m p r o v e r s t a n d x = fuckyou.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Sharkey » Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:40 pm

<Brentai> myew, execute order sixty six... six. Six.
<myew> Brentai: And six in the 90s? People still talk in any order.
<Brentai> myew, execute sexy sex.
<myew> Brentai: Sexy sex sex.
<Brentai> myew, sexecute sexy sax.
<myew> Brentai: The author takes pains to keep the sax, the sax breakdown is my new character at this con who will be sexy.
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby IGNORE ME » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:47 am

<myew> Hojo is sephiroth's mom.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Friday » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:25 am

I mean, kinda.
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby beatbandito » Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:29 pm

<myew> Haiku novicework: yo, omar comin' / wait! I am beethoven?! -The romance for the attack.
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Esperath » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:55 am

<myew> My cat put her head down on my masturbation.
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Silversong » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:19 pm

<myew> Also, isn't namco involved with nubile slave myews.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Friday » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:03 pm

a tale of myews and nubiles, eternally retold
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Esperath » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:59 am

<myew> Is banned from haiku.
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Friday » Thu Nov 01, 2018 7:17 pm

<Friday> ROMO
<@RomosomE> what
<Friday> ALL !FRIDAYS UP TO THIS POINT
<Friday> DONT MATTER
<Friday> ARE YOU READY
<Friday> romo
<Friday> do you prefer
<Friday> Amano outfit Celes or Sprite outfit
<@RomosomE> sprite outfit
<@RomosomE> sorry
<Friday> fuck you
<@RomosomE> it's what I grew up with
<@RomosomE> I can't fight imprinting
<@RomosomE> Friday
<Friday> Romo
<@RomosomE> in this world you can't choose what you are
<myew> The "slutty" character is a kazz. And friday will pray to kazz in some way.
<Friday> hahahahahaha
<+GiveMeTheFrenchFries> hi myew.
<@RomosomE> wow, myew
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Friday » Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:02 am

<Kishi> "boys experimenting with anal sex--perhaps influenced by what they've seen in porn--may find that sudden, unlubricated penetration is more difficult than it looks"
<Kishi> Need some kind of anal safety flowchart to post up in bathrooms and skate parks.
<Friday> It's really amazing how porn actually is the number 1 teacher of how to have sex.
<Friday> Because it's the only model anyone has.
<Friday> And it's, you know, wrong.
<@Romosome> a closer inspetion (WROG)
<Kishi> Yeah, it's kind of not for that.
<@Romosome> the solution is obvious
<Kishi> But there's nothing else that's as easily accessible and IS for that.
<Friday> But it's been proven that culturally it affects differently
<PEPSIMA> instructional porn?
<@Romosome> eduporn
<Friday> for example, japanese women are universally rated as bad in the sack.
<PEPSIMA> pornutainment
<+BongoBill> realistic porn
<myew> Laserbeing just draw porn all the porn.
<@Romosome> Friday that's sad.
<+BongoBill> hmm after seeing all of these proposals I like "eduporn" best. congratulations Romosome
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Friday » Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:28 pm

<Kuddy> hi
<Kuddy> !haiku
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: weighs a fucking ton / grenade in your vagina / the final countdown
<myew> For each and every fucking one of your vagina.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Friday » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:46 pm

<Friday> !addstart Chaotic Evil
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Chaotic Evil / dead as fuckin' fried chicken / no one can hear you.
<Friday> !addstart Chaotic Neutral
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Chaotic Neutral / beware of the Dongmancer / Zombie hordes will come

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby IGNORE ME » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:51 pm

<@ Romosome> on the one hand, earthbound isn't actually about toilet humor
<@ Romosome> on the other hand, Jeff has no PP.
<Brentai> It's pneumatic.
<myew> So it's hard to creep me out.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby nosimpleway » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:37 pm

You can restore your PP by drinking water.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby IGNORE ME » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:13 pm

15:10 <myew> Homestuck updated with one mighty thrust alone in a novel.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby Esperath » Thu Feb 28, 2019 5:39 pm

[13:34:30] <Brentai> It's hard to tell real understood slang from Achewood-speak.
[13:36:58] <Brentai> Yo dawg wanna eat some gnarshy quesadillas? Drink some cross-cut root beer?
[13:37:35] <Brentai> That car is ASTHMA fast!
[13:37:36] <Pisa|Chatto> ive got a hell of crunch for some tube suds
[13:38:33] <Brentai> Flappy ass sandwiches don't tickle my scrote any more, now I'm all about crinkly tacos, you know what I'm saying?
[13:38:39] <myew> I'm just saying i want tacos.
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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby IGNORE ME » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:01 pm

11:57 <myew> ...Its about all the boys to the female version of simon belmont.

Genderswap Simon is confirmed thirsty.

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Re: NewMyewSpew

Postby beatbandito » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:21 pm

Ranma 1/2 reboot with Simo Takahashi and Isabelle Shampoo
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