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[Lyrai]

8] <MetalSlime> !haiku Silversong
[02:41:40pm -8] <Upth> Haiku Novicework: Simo Belmo knew / Everybody hates the Jews! / The Get Along Gang
[02:41:48pm -8] <myew> Jews are the shit and everyone hates it.

Apparently we have autoword filter set up, because myew is not calling Jews the Coconut.

[Brantly B.]

<Brentai> #markov RULES OF
<nyao> RULES OF NATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE?

[Brantly B.]

<Romosome> The republican rebuttal so far sounds like it was handcrafted to give Tina Fey more easy parody work
<myew> Sounds like a republican.

[sei]

<+Esperath> !haiku airport
<Upthorn> Haiku Novicework: I'm melting! MELTING! / body swapping lesbian / New York clam chowder

[Lyrai]

<nyao> http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tum ... 3475110690 if only it was there any bronies in here?

[Smiler]

[19:10] <@Romosome> we aren't allowed to have baby geniuses on OH
[19:10] <@Romosome> Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies is like the worst movie of all time according to Rotten Tomatoes
[19:11] <@Romosome> listen
[19:11] <@Romosome> guys
[19:11] <@Romosome> I like babies
[19:11] <@Romosome> I think they're really cute
[19:11] <@Smiler> i'm calling the cops
[19:11] <myew> Like you like to fuck with babies?

[TedBelmont]

<myew> I demand hugs from everybody who is to be a double myew.

[Smiler]

[09:22] <Stush> Nice, my new antidepressants have the wonderful side effect of making me unable to sleep. I'm hoping this is just a temporary thing while I get used to them
[09:24] <JDigital> you don't need antidepressants, just hugs
[09:24] <@Smiler> get pumped stush
[09:24] <JDigital> if brendy moved to australia he would give you a lot of hugs
[09:24] <@Smiler> GET PUMPED
[09:24] <myew> Stush, are you pumped?

[Esperath]

11:55 <Esperath>: #markov MYSTERIOUS
11:55 <nyao>: MYSTERIOUS WONDERS OF THE AGGRO CRAG?

[Mothra]

<nyao> HELP GOOGLE GLASS I DON'T LIKE THE DONKEY KONGS
<Mothra> holy shit

[Brantly B.]

<myew> Love is just fetish pornography without the bayonetta.

[MarsDragon]

[20:15] myew: My tv is a horrible racist to the mdidle east as a result.

[Brantly B.]

<Mothra> Who is in charge of these triggers
<Mothra> I wish to speak with the president of #finalfight
<Brentai> ...that makes Lyrai the President of #finalfight.
<Esperath> !haiku
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: You think you're so great? / everyone has gone and died / This is such bullshit

[MarsDragon]

myew: Nerd status is completely unrelated to douche status.

[Caithness]

Wisdom for the ages.

[Brantly B.]

<Utsuho> Smiler
<Utsuho> http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments ... and_trust/
<eyebot> Utsuho: zaratustraII linked that 3 hours, 42 minutes ago.
<Smiler>yeah i heard about it
<Utsuho> eyebot: go fuck yourself and die you unwelcome piece of skullfucking horseshit
<eyebot> Utsuho: did you mean google or god?

[Esperath]

<myew>: Didn't you know? All racists vanished in a gigantic penis.

[Smiler]

<nyao> Stush status: Currently a roadie for ZZ Top, who hired him to not be perfect.

[François]

But that's the only thing Stush can't do!

[Esperath]

04:34 <Joxam>: a kid starts crying, cat must have scratched them.
04:34 <myew>: It must be a pokemon battle, somehow. The kid is not really crying.