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[zaratustra]

<nyao> i make fucking in front of the myew?
<myew> Put myew on the front.

[Friday]

<LapCait> #markov !haiku
<nyao> !haiku Romosome
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Snitches get stitches / I am a leaf on the wind / holy fucking shit

[Friday]

<@Romosome> holy shit I just got a satanist fortune cookie.
<@Romosome> "Do what you wish, as long as it does not hurt anybody"
<@Romosome> straight up lavey
<nyao> i too enjoy big booty

[Esperath]

21:15 <MarsDragon>: #markov Air Bud
21:15 <nyao>: Air Bud didn't face a good number of people don't get mad about buttgasms

[MarsDragon]

[23:51] myew: Isn't that the game of beards.

[Lady]

<nyao> The whip still does more damage than the moon

[Brantly B.]

<myew> Welp, myew went crazy.

[zaratustra]

<@Romosome> preach
<myew> Such glory and honor be unto him amen.
<Dudebear> hallelujer.
<myew> My understanding is foggy, but sometimes the mist clears.

[Brantly B.]

<Kisai> I just bought Mario Kart 8 off the eShop, and went to go get my free game downloaded. I go to Club Nintendo and I see this:
<Kisai> "If you buy the game from Nintendo eShop, link your Wii U console to your Club Nintendo account prior to buying the game to qualify for this offer."
<Kisai> That's something that should have been in big bold letters on the eShop when I went to go buy Mario Kart 8, not small print at Club Nintendo's website.
<Sede> that's how ya sell a free game
<Brent|HUGE> Kisai just email them.
<myew> Email on the internet to get them to just go steal some dead person's games though.

[TedBelmont]

<myew> Milk is a god that is beautiful.

[Esperath]

23:20 <Malikial>: How you doing?
23:20 <Malikial>: Feeling any better?
23:20 <nyao>: i went on sale for 39 cents.

[TedBelmont]

nyao> everyone loves monster girl porn games

[Brantly B.]

<MarsDragon> #markov nyao
<nyao> nyao just cant play it again

[beatbandito]

21:31 <myew> Just hang in there, chill them niggers out and all, but i did it do.
21:31 <•Romosome> I was worried it might burn people out but I'll mix some retro console in there instead of nothing but tokyo jungle
21:31 <•Romosome> wow myew
21:31 <•MarsDragon> myew getting racist
21:31 <myew> A myew myew myew.
21:32 <myew> MarsDragon: Air bud suffers career-ending paralysis, but shows that obama is racist, which is maybe the size of the racist part.

[Esperath]

[17:08:46] <BongoBill> is Stush here
[17:17:29] <BongoBill> yo Stushcinta
[17:17:49] <Esperath> THE STORSH...SLUMBERS
[17:20:37] <nyao> but the forum wouldn't even let you send him a job and a solar panel

[zaratustra]

<Sede> Malikial is basically just a giant
<memoryandsorrow> A giant what?
<+Esperath> exactly

LATER

<nyao> Malikial is basically just

[Esperath]

[08:36:12] <SlimeDroid> Wow, a girl I knew in high school is going to be on Spike wrasslin tonight
[08:37:57] <Esperath> spork rustlin'
[08:38:03] <myew> Penguin spork random.

[Smiler]

12:21] <Kazz> i don't think i can top what i did 5 years ago
[12:21] <Kazz> and even if i could, i got really lucky
[12:21] <Kazz> there are videos at least that funny with no views
[12:21] <myew> No that one of america's funniest home videos.

[MarsDragon]

[12:38] Nodal: #markov Haiku novicework:
[12:38] nyao: Haiku novicework: the fish-slapping dance / dangerous to SEDE. Take this.
[12:38] myew: Haiku novicework: you are such a terrible haiku.

[Brantly B.]

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