NewMyewSpew

[Brantly B.]

<Hamtramck> the exact moment the cops called me and told me my wife died in a car crash I was just like
<Hamtramck> "what?"
<Hamtramck> "I'm not even married."
<myew> What a twist.

[Esperath]

17:50 <Romosome>: every hour, it automatically switches to democracy, until anarchy is picked as top input.
17:51 <Romosome>: this removes the constant anarchy/democracy votespam
17:51 <myew>: We need to bring democracy to the title screen quit and go back to anarchy.

[Brantly B.]

<Dudebear> My neighbor just gave me a jar of this moonshine they call apple pie.
<Dudebear> I took a sip, it tastes great, but just by smelling it I can tell you could degrease engines with this shit.
<myew> And shit is just great.

[nosimpleway]

<nosimpleway> ...a part-time job at the Englewood public library would pay more than my full-time job. I'd apply if I had a bachelor's degree.
<nosimpleway> Being an actual Librarian is about double that, and is still only 32 hours/week.
<nosimpleway> The application I put in has been labeled "Eligible for Consideration", so... that's about the best I could hope for at this point, I think. They haven't extended the application deadline for the position.
<nyao> the carnie king
<nosimpleway> That's not the position I applied for, nyao. I'm not sure I'd get that one, either.

[Smiler]

<myew> "Sneaky bankers were trying to figure out it was fine, until biff grabbing the almanac awakened yogg-saron in the shop and all the expansions.

[Esperath]

00:07 <Romosome>: if you guys didn't want us to all obsess about metal gear
00:07 <Romosome>: we shouldn't have named a stream outer heaven
00:07 <Romosome>: or formed a collective of aging outcasts with nothing to go and nowhere to lose
00:11 <Esperath>: shut up
00:11 <Esperath>: let's talk about mayor haggar
00:11 <Esperath>: and his mayorly pecs
00:12 <myew>: His ult is something that will make you his bitch.

[Joxam]

<Joxam> http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/ ... E820140318 I love the internet, man. In this whole article about the Ukraine/Russia problem not once is Obama mentioned, top comment is, "Obama showing strong leadership again (not)"
<myew> Russia might be the problem.
<Sede> even bots see through the shit

[Esperath]

09:12 <myew>: Goddamnit blizzard give me medical help.

[Brantly B.]

<myew> Patriots did patriot things to find a way to hide the real reason they're all the point here.

[Friday]

<myew> Patriots did patriot things to find a way to hide the real reason they're all the point here.

I'm just going to assume from now on that any joke I see about MGS is 100% accurate.

[Smiler]

I'm sure this will all come into play in mgs5.

[Esperath]

21:42 <MarsDragon>: I just made Snake barf
21:42 <Hamtramck>: ...
21:42 <Hamtramck>: A one eyed, vomiting snake.
21:42 <MetalSlime>: But how does it taste?
21:42 <MetalSlime>: Let's consult the field guide
21:43 <fbm>: spin spin spin spin
21:43 <fbm>: snakespin.org
21:43 <nyao>: it's why i have specific gripes about social justice wario

[Brantly B.]

<Kishi> Good bots.
<myew> Cause bots are not gay, they are both bots.

[Smiler]

<nyao> YOU GUYS AND ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT

[zaratustra]

<myew> I just looked it up, you just go to the myew i was diagnosed with asperger's but i don't agree.

[Brantly B.]

<myew> Talking people are largely a pathetic and pitied set of rules.

[MarsDragon]

[17:04] myew: Kayin is too wonderful to pass the buck. This is often quoted as saying that kayin is not fun.

[Classic]

I'm growing more and more concerned that this is a horse ebooks type scenario.

[Caithness]

nyao is known to be compromised, but I believe myew is still pure.

[Brantly B.]

<myew> Youtube: this is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.1 thus the highest form of generalship is to just be into real robot shit, and enough of a star.