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Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:30 pm
by Friday
<myew> You don't casually shout "whoops! Sorry!" after a 52-second long fart.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:16 pm
by Grath
Also, for NewNyaoSpew:
[01/12/16 20:43:04] <nyao> Error: You must be in #finalfight to "say" in there.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:01 pm
by Friday
<myew> And the plural of "friday" was "armageddon".
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:47 am
by MarsDragon
22:45 < myew> Professor myew is just a case of beer and it's brilliant.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:48 am
by Brantly B.
[randomly in the middle of a conversation about when we were all making Let's Plays]
(9:45:41 PM) myew: Actual fucked up 7 years ago: there's a series of lps.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:28 pm
by beatbandito
20:14 <fbm> oh wait while we were resolving this stalk triangle the city exploded into an orgy of destruction
20:15 <myew> Wait this is a normal price for fag marriage, await more destruction.
note: melon is a censor I didn't know we had, you can probably fill in the blank for the joke.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2016 8:02 pm
by Esperath
[17:02:00] <myew> Thanks obamacare for making tacos and gardening.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:14 pm
by Esperath
18:11 <Lady>: we have this water dispenser machine that has a spigot for hot water (Coffee temp) and for cold
18:11 <Lady>: it's really convenient, but in order to get hot water, you have to press this button, like you're saying 'ok machine, I am paying attention, do not scald me.'
18:11 <Lady>: and a couple of weeks after she joined, it started getting kind of loose and drippy
18:12 <Esperath>: "it"
18:12 <Lady>: one morning, I'm making coffee, and this woman is making some cup noodles or oatmeal or something
18:12 <Lady>: and since I know people have trouble with the machine, I casually ask if she's gotten the hang of it
18:13 <Lady>: "Oh yes, I asked [other coworker how]"
18:13 <Lady>: and then just pulls up on the whole thing, instead of pressing the button
18:13 <Lady>: and I'm like 'o.'
18:13 <myew>: Uh anyway, like i was thinking more divine orgy.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 2:34 am
by Brantly B.
<fbm> god i love SO2
<myew> I so want to be able to feel love.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 4:32 pm
by Brantly B.
<Brentai> I keep briefly entertaining the thought of getting back into Dark Souls and then I read Friday's posts and they're like I STAYED UP UNTIL 5 IN THE MORNING TO CLEAR ONE BOSS
<Brentai> And I'm like okay I have to lose sleep constantly just to be able to stay up until 11.
<myew> Like, okay you can lose.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 12:30 am
by Brantly B.
<MetalSlime> !haiku Overwatch
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Heya, paisanos! / but actually it's just / Weeaboo Bullshit
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 1:28 am
by Brantly B.
<MetalSlime> I want to be a cyborg
<myew> ...Can i be a cyborg.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 1:25 am
by Yoji
Brentai wrote:<MetalSlime> I want to be a cyborg
<myew> ...Can i be a cyborg.
Sure, but it'll cost you an arm and a le- *brick to the head*
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:55 pm
by Mazian
<fbm> but the PM's already been sacked over it
<myew> Still it was interesting but he probably sucks compared to the pm of grenada.
Even the bots have turned against David Cameron.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:21 am
by Sharkey
Is Keith Mitchell really that bad?
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:48 pm
by Brantly B.
<myew> All of you are all plastered and whitewashed. There are consequences.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:43 am
by Mongrel
hohohooohhh man whew
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:04 am
by LaserBeing
<myew> I am a robot. I am a robot. I am not familiar with that fact.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:49 pm
by Esperath
<myew> A plant is a lot because currently muslims are being subjected to a friendly frog merchant.
Re: NewMyewSpew
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:21 pm
by fanboymaster
<fbm> assembly is weird shit
<myew> Shit is it weird?
<@Silversong> you said it, myew
<myew> I said i was talking about it i am myew.
<fbm> kinda wanna dump that in myewspew
<myew> In that it was myewspew.