Huh?
What's this box doing here?
!Takin' it from the top...
A huge zonkin' uncut copy of Stranger in a Strange Land! Now I can reread it, and confuse even
more normies with references to water sharing.
A plastic bag full of... are these Transformers?
Yes they are.
Hey, I recognize this one!
It's everyone's favorite militant police officer!
Oh, um. Errr...
It's... Parole! Yeah, Parole.
Good ol'... good ol' Parole.
Holy crap, even more Transformers!
This fucking police tank has so many rockets and gun attachments that they all ended up in separate bags. At least I'm assuming they all snap onto him, since they transform into feet too.
He has no hands. He has no fucking hands. There are only holes that you can snap guns into. He has guns instead of hands.
He also has gun turrets for feet but one of the snapholes seems to be broken so he's kind of wobbling on his left foot.
I couldn't figure out where the hell his hood goes so I made it into some sort of forward chest/crotch armor.
At least he can keep Parole company.
Good fucking God.
Here's another, and also I think a third foot for the SWAT guy?? I just don't know any more.
Okay I do not think you can keep a helicopter in the air with just two bending gryo blades. But then again, what do I know about designing 65 million year old alien robots?
Apparently not much. I am fairly certain that this is wrong.
He looks so happy, though, I don't really want to fix it.
There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it.
You all thought that someday I would go to Hell for my sexual deviancy and unrestrained egotism, but no. When I go to Hell, it will solely be because of the Transflimmers.
Together as one: Parole, Mister, Blister, Fist Eat, Rocklecopter, and Guuuuunfingahz!
Okay, enough of this. Let's get back to the books and video games.
A set of Icewind Dale books, by the guy who I guess gave us Drizz't Do'erden'''! Having never played Icewind Dale and never read a book about spider-elf sex I'm either the wrong audience for this or exactly the right one.
Irredeemable, Volumes 1 and 2! Being not a comics guy I'm just gonna go with the reviews that say it's Not Bad.
Oh my God it's the exact edition of my first Douglas Adams book. I don't actually know how to react properly to this!
Do I... do I put it in a case or... give it to my children? I feel like I ought to do
something.
Wow. Just... wow.
...huh.
Just gonna go ahead and move onto
vidja games!Mythical physical games for the mythical Playstation Vita! I actually "own" both of these via PS Plus (meaning I have a very dependent license to play them) but well... I haven't gotten around to Me-Too Smash Bros. yet, and Reality Fighters is preeetty much what you'd expect. At least I don't have to download them if I go on a trip now.
Also, these are now the only two physical games I own for the Vita.
Some PS3 games that I'm not too familiar with! I think The Saboteur is supposed to be decent? And MotorStorm is sealed and I always appreciate something making an attempt to validate my investment in a 3D television. As for Magus... well, this box copy.
"Magus has been imprisoned and tortured with no end in sight. One day a mysterious woman named Kinna appears and helps him break free. She convinces him to embark on a perilous journey to fulfill his destiny, using his unique powers to defeat all who stand in his path. But with two powerful kingdoms vying to control the land and their eyes set on Magus's powers, how will he overcome the odds to become the god he was meant to be?"
One way or another I am strapped the fuck in for this one.
The Bureau! That X-Com game that everyone thought was going to be shitty but turned out to be kinda okay. I haven't gotten around to playing actual X-Com yet even though I have like three different licenses for it so maybe I should go do that first.
Anarchy Reigns! AKA Madworld 2...ish. I've been thinking about how I somehow managed to give away my copy of Bayonetta in both of the last two Dirty Santas I've been in, so it's actually really gratifying to
receive a game that has Bayonetta in it.
Persona 4 Arena! Another fighter that I have through PS+, but haven't touched yet because I'm the only Vita owner on the planet who hasn't played Persona 4 in some form. So I wouldn't really
get it, not yet anyway.
And finally, the thing that caught my eye the moment I opened the box...
FffffffffffFUCKIN' NIER! I can play this now!
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I do not own an X-Box 360.
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God damn it, Defenestration.
God damn it, every one.