DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:49 am
CONGRATS
YOU MADE IT THROUGH 2017. YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO. NO ONE DID. BUT YOU DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
DIRTY SANTA 2017 IS FUCKING ON
1) Submit to me the following information:
Mailing Name
Full Mailing Address
What do you LIKE
What do you DISLIKE
What do you ALREADY HAVE THAT YOU THINK SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO SEND YOU
Can you ship INTERNATIONALLY
Are you in for ONE or TWO
Please do not overstretch yourself. If you can't ship internationally, don't. If you can't swing two, say one. I'll cover any oddities and mixups, so everyone can just focus on what they can do.
2) On December 1st, I will mix these up, and draw from one of my hats, YOUR MATCHES.
3) I will give this person, the form above! They will use this to construct a gift compsed of used items, odds & ends, and various other things. We're all kind of poor around here, it's fine. Or they'll just throw together a bunch of stuff for you.
4) Christmas comes around! Open your gifts! Share pictures! Share stories! Complain that you didn't get yours and wait for our usual lateness to creep in over the year!
LET US CELEBRATE OUR SURVIVAL OF THE HELL OF 2017 WITH GOOD CHEER.
YOU MADE IT THROUGH 2017. YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO. NO ONE DID. BUT YOU DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
DIRTY SANTA 2017 IS FUCKING ON
1) Submit to me the following information:
Mailing Name
Full Mailing Address
What do you LIKE
What do you DISLIKE
What do you ALREADY HAVE THAT YOU THINK SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO SEND YOU
Can you ship INTERNATIONALLY
Are you in for ONE or TWO
Please do not overstretch yourself. If you can't ship internationally, don't. If you can't swing two, say one. I'll cover any oddities and mixups, so everyone can just focus on what they can do.
2) On December 1st, I will mix these up, and draw from one of my hats, YOUR MATCHES.
3) I will give this person, the form above! They will use this to construct a gift compsed of used items, odds & ends, and various other things. We're all kind of poor around here, it's fine. Or they'll just throw together a bunch of stuff for you.
4) Christmas comes around! Open your gifts! Share pictures! Share stories! Complain that you didn't get yours and wait for our usual lateness to creep in over the year!
LET US CELEBRATE OUR SURVIVAL OF THE HELL OF 2017 WITH GOOD CHEER.