Brontoforumus

CONGRATS
YOU MADE IT THROUGH 2017. YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO. NO ONE DID. BUT YOU DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?



THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
DIRTY SANTA 2017 IS FUCKING ON


1) Submit to me the following information:
Mailing Name
Full Mailing Address
What do you LIKE
What do you DISLIKE
What do you ALREADY HAVE THAT YOU THINK SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO SEND YOU
Can you ship INTERNATIONALLY
Are you in for ONE or TWO

Please do not overstretch yourself. If you can't ship internationally, don't. If you can't swing two, say one. I'll cover any oddities and mixups, so everyone can just focus on what they can do.

2) On December 1st, I will mix these up, and draw from one of my hats, YOUR MATCHES.

3) I will give this person, the form above! They will use this to construct a gift compsed of used items, odds & ends, and various other things. We're all kind of poor around here, it's fine. Or they'll just throw together a bunch of stuff for you.

4) Christmas comes around! Open your gifts! Share pictures! Share stories! Complain that you didn't get yours and wait for our usual lateness to creep in over the year!



LET US CELEBRATE OUR SURVIVAL OF THE HELL OF 2017 WITH GOOD CHEER.

In.

Me too! Excite.

Sure okay.

Uggggggh, I wish I could afford it

It's me. I have the stuff to get rid of.

I'm going doubles, good thing I neglected to put up photosets most years so no one knows what's recycled!

Sure, I've got a bunch of junk to get rid of since I'm gonna be moving soonish.

I don't think I have anything good this year but I guess I'll get in anyway.

Brentai wrote:I don't think I have anything good this year but I guess I'll get in anyway.

Seconding this. I read that article about "Swedish death cleaning" and now I'm eager to put things in a box and mail them away.

I HOPE YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS

SEND
ME
YOUR
INFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Following Mongrel's lead on this one. I have no idea how to santa, but I'm pretty sure they don't want a used copy of the 2002 breakout gripping page-turner Excitation-Contraction Coupling and the Cardiac Ryanodine Receptor by 'Chucky' Antzelevich, or a carefully curated bagged collection of Jake and Tinkweed toenail sheddings.

Clearly we need to buy more junk so we can then regretfully get rid of it in a futile attempt to assuage our consumer guilt. It's the north american way!

I mean, I still have most of what Defenestration sent me.

oh no i missed it :(

Sorry. :(

On that note, all PMs are sent out (and have been for a week now), and my package has been sent out!

I've got a partial box o' jank sitting on my kitchen counter. I'll try to figure out what to cram in to fill out the box and get it sent out when I can, which will probably be this weekend.

I had to get a minor surgery and this has, as absurd as it sounds, given me enough of a break from work that I can actually get going on this.

Still working on the box, but I'm making progress. Don't think I'm gonna get it out in time for it to arrive before Christmas, but maybe?

Damn, getting surgery so you can get your Dirty Santa out is the true spirit of the holidays.

Sent!