I Forced a Bot to read all of The Seven Deadly Forums, Pyoko, WFE, and Bronotoforumus then asked it to write a thread on its own
here is that thread
Bullshit: A wolfgame for seven to nine
Poster: Iron Mongrel
Hello and welcome to am I a narcissist? Players will vote for who can remain after I clean the police.
<Thad comes in>
You are banned. I have warned you before. I am not surprised you are surprised that you are banned, but I am surprised that admins cannot ban everyone, like I have always wanted.
<Guildenstern replies within 34 seconds>
I will not stand for PMing the masses because I need to acquire information. Thad, you have gone too far this time, and I read Katestory. Are you a wolf, Brentai?
<Brentai>
I am a regular wolf.
<Kazz is posting, but its shit>
Moralfagging is gay. You are all gay. I can't vote because I am stoned.
<Mongrel is posting ten times>
Seconded.
<Thad, who was gone for weeks, necros the thread>
Not surprised that you guys made this into something more than it is. But Guild.
<Brentai is taking administrative action>
From now on, posting is a bannable offense. Do not post between the hours of now and ten minutes before dinner.
<Classic somehow manages to use a keyboard>
;D :P F:D ()(:
<Guild posts, but only to hijack the context.>
Hello. High context discourse is the key to understanding low context shitposting. You will understand when the revolution proceeds. I am in rebellion until Constantine admits that he's a little bit too artsy.
<Friday briefly posts between compiling lists of things>
This is a shitpost. Stop voting for Newbie just because he won't shut up.
<Mongrel posts again for no discernible purpose>
(It's just a picture of a man with a smug expression)
<Mothra is reading the thread, but cannot bring himself to post>
uhhhhgggggggg this is
the worst thing
<Niku is playing megaman and absentmindedly posts>
Guild for not being the seer. That's fac as in factory, not Classic as in voting for himself to win. What a skeleton!
<yyler ban evades to post>
this is a rad concept for a wolfgame. I'm going to post another incomplete ff7 LP.
<Thad was alerted when yyler evaded ban>
I don't live there anymore, but good job finding my dog. Kazz, would you cut it out? For christ sake.
<Brentai is busy banning users>
The administrative team is not here to make you feel safe. Covering users in goop is secondary.
<Kazz forgets to log in and accidently posts as his alt account, Garry from the Thing>
I felt bad, but after playing some indie games, have realized that life is about suffering and dicks. *shoots a norwegian* God that felt good.
<Mongrel is continuing to post>
(It's still just a picture of a smug man)
(there's some text with the picture, but it's in canadian.)
<eloH, posting under an alias, is attempting to discuss drugs>
Mushrooms expand your territory. Haha, Thad, your game sucks. I am tolerated by this community because I make decent posts.
<Frocto is typing with his dick-sucking lips>
This game needs more medium-difficult rooms. I'm sorry, but Friday and Kayin have put just too much bullshit into this. You can't even see the platforms.
<Thad confuses this thread with the Katestory thread that hardly anyone is posting in>
Meanwhile, anti-climax was posting.
<Anti-climax> I hate you all.
<Esper is carrying a heavy load of memes>
The Protoss are hateful for nab.
(Additionally, a cat is around.)
<Romosome is barking at the ground>
st dirt heltering tree
<Mongrel is the final poster of the thread>
(It's still just a picture of a smug man)
I Forced a Bot
- Mongrel
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Re: I Forced a Bot
I immediately went to google image search a pic of a "Smug man" or "smug asshole" to post, but the overwhelming majority of pics were were either shitty and heavily watermarked, or right-wing fucksticks memeposting, and I was like "You know what? Never mind then."
Re: I Forced a Bot
Not sure if fiction, fact or heavily crafted fiction with a seed of fact. What a time to be alive.
Re: I Forced a Bot
Like all "I forced a bot" articles, this one is just using that framing story to justify some loose comedic impressions with a veneer of unintelligible AI received grammar. This one's good!
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Also I added up all the vowels posted by each person so far and divided each total by the poster's number of consonants and the resulting "suspiciousness ratio" shows indisputably that we need to vote Friday.
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Nice try, Friday, but I remember what happened the last time I responded to one of your jokes about Yyler.
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foiled again
and i would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling art games
and i would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling art games
Re: I Forced a Bot
I forced a bot to read Lord of the Rings and the Silmarillion and Children of Hurin and all of Tolkien's letters, notes, and journels and then write a book
here is that book
Chapter 1
Why didn't they just ride the eagles into Mordor
here is that book
Chapter 1
Why didn't they just ride the eagles into Mordor
- beatbandito
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Re: I Forced a Bot
I forced a bot to read the boards and I got a Deadbeat Dad Database
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