Brontoforumus

They're also damn expensive afterwards. But I don't expect a robot would understand that.

Be sure to ask your school's guidance counselor about the complete lack of actuarial controls behind government-backed student lending, and how this has contributed to the cost of college rising at something like 12 times the rate of inflation!

The second is the shits-n-giggles loan, where you're charged just a goddamn shitton of money so the deans of various departments have something to have interdepartmental snowball fights with.

You COULD educate yourself at home, but then you'd miss all those precious diplomas demanded by "meritocratic" companies and networking contacts required by the same.