A Holiday Appears!

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Friday » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:16 pm

I HAD A BORFDAY PARTY WE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES AND ARKHAM AND WEREWOLF I WAS LYNCHED A LOT BUT I ALWAYS LOVED JUSTICE

*single tear*

in the second game I was the Seer and they lynched me first

I then spoke in a spooky voice for the rest of the game while I ate ice cream cake

"yourrrrrr crimes will come back to haaaaaaaaaaaaaunnnnnnnnnnnnt youuuuuuuuuuuuu..." etc etc

until eventually my girlfriend got up and hit me

she was a wolf

divorce
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Newbie » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:28 pm

this is the real curse of lycanthropy

doomed to inevitably become a lone wolf
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby beatbandito » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:23 pm

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Mongrel » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:22 pm

I'm wondering if the wolfman wearing a Montreal Expos cap is a nod to Jon Lajoie
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Blossom » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:05 pm

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby beatbandito » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:56 pm

This year I learned about the glory of Rush Limbaugh's annual telling of the "True Story of Thanksgiving".

the pilgrims almost starved not because they had no idea how to live off the land, but because of socialism
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Friday » Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:19 pm

Well I mean, that's what happens when you give Obama access to a time machine.
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby beatbandito » Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:34 pm

This is the first year I ended up in an argument with family over current events. It was... disappointing.
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Mothra » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:40 pm

I managed to strategically and gracefully work the escalating Thanksgiving conversation away from Ferguson before my in-laws straight-out said that the protesters were all violent thugs. Pretty proud of myself.

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Joxam » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:21 am

Ahh thug, the new n*****
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Mothra » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:24 am

Yep.

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby MarsDragon » Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:33 am

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Esperath » Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:56 am

I'm gonna eat a turkey
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hi, can I order a turkey?
no!
why?
because you are the Madden Thanksgiving Player of the Game Award!
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby nosimpleway » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:08 am

On the way out of town yesterday I passed a dispensary with a sign in the window wishing me a HAPPY DANKSGIVING.

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Silversong » Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:43 pm

My dad said awful things about Ferguson, but I have a solid 33 years experience at ignoring everything he says, so nobody got hurt.
Holiday survive'd. Now for a brief intermission before next Holiday.

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Healy » Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:03 pm

Merry Christmas, errybody! I got my cheesy Christmas sweater on, my cheesy Christmas avatar on, and I'm almost done with my cheesy Christmas gifts.
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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Rico » Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:32 pm

Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.

Bart: Christmas is the time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby François » Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:49 pm

Joyeux Noël, dudes and dudettes and in-betweens and besides. It's a perpetual pleasure and privilege to exist alongside such a glorious bunch of sages and conquerors.

i wish you find whatever or whoever it is you're looking for, and if you've already found, then I bid you to hold on tight.

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Re: A Holiday Appears!

Postby Mongrel » Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:25 pm

The communist overlords of the north extend warm Christmas wishes and salutations to all those who recognize the glory of our imperial dominion. We take this warm holiday moment to remind the dirty capitalist heathens that no claims other than the regime of the overlords' against Santa's Workshop (and associate territories and dependencies) will be recognized.

For those who do not (you know who you are) sleigh-borne bombs are already on their way. They will have smiley faces and warm Christmas wishes painted on them!
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