What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
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Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
sure, test me if the alternative is killing me somehow.
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Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
STOP
Hammertime.
Hammertime.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Protip: Things can't assimilate you if your blood is over 80 proof.
But hey, It's not like I'm even more likely to be our last flamer after another turn or anything. Let's just go on pretending that's not a possibility.
But hey, It's not like I'm even more likely to be our last flamer after another turn or anything. Let's just go on pretending that's not a possibility.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
sticking to Sharkey because he edited his post hours after the fact cause i refresh all the time so i know how long that post's been up and it just changed YA BASTID
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Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
I would never! Except all the time. Dunno how that somehow equates to guilt, YA LILY-LIVERED SON OF A HOUR!
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
gahitsu wrote:Sharkey
wait, are you using the wire or voting here?
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Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Uh, yeah. gahitsu, please clarify what action you're taking there.
Gametime is on pause till she does.
Gametime is on pause till she does.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Sorry, I was using my wire.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Righto.
You tie Sharkey up and cut him open. While he transforms into a writhing mass of tentacles, whirling madly, desperately, the hunger in his thousands of eyes gleaming like heat from dying suns, you begin the process of testing the blood sample.
You slowly lower the wire. Sharkey grows ten new limbs in the background.
"IS HE A THING I JUST DON'T KNOW" says Kazz.
The tension mounts. Grath shrieks and faints. Sharkey begins to enfold in on himself, transforming into a yet more horrific form of flesh, teeth, and screaming horror.
The wire hits the blood.
Nothing happens.
"Whew," says Kayma. "We're safe."
"Wait, wait," says Kazz. "That was a batch of Newbie's old blood. Uh oh. Looks like we need another sample from Sharkey."
You turn to the monstrosity tied to the couch, who is currently consuming nearby cadavers, adding their biomass to his own.
"Now now," says Laser. "Don't fret. If you're human you've got nothing to worry about."
"Hold still a bit," says gahitsu, holding out a scalpel. "I just need another sample."
"I think this joke has gone on for long enough!" announces Kazz, standing over the station's gaming console. "Wii is a stupid name and it sounds like the word for urine."
(Sharkey is a Thing.)
I'll be extending the day 24 more hours, starting now.
You tie Sharkey up and cut him open. While he transforms into a writhing mass of tentacles, whirling madly, desperately, the hunger in his thousands of eyes gleaming like heat from dying suns, you begin the process of testing the blood sample.
You slowly lower the wire. Sharkey grows ten new limbs in the background.
"IS HE A THING I JUST DON'T KNOW" says Kazz.
The tension mounts. Grath shrieks and faints. Sharkey begins to enfold in on himself, transforming into a yet more horrific form of flesh, teeth, and screaming horror.
The wire hits the blood.
Nothing happens.
"Whew," says Kayma. "We're safe."
"Wait, wait," says Kazz. "That was a batch of Newbie's old blood. Uh oh. Looks like we need another sample from Sharkey."
You turn to the monstrosity tied to the couch, who is currently consuming nearby cadavers, adding their biomass to his own.
"Now now," says Laser. "Don't fret. If you're human you've got nothing to worry about."
"Hold still a bit," says gahitsu, holding out a scalpel. "I just need another sample."
"I think this joke has gone on for long enough!" announces Kazz, standing over the station's gaming console. "Wii is a stupid name and it sounds like the word for urine."
(Sharkey is a Thing.)
I'll be extending the day 24 more hours, starting now.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
I think we should still entertain the possibility that I'm not actually a thing. Because logic.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Sharkey wrote:I think we should still entertain the possibility that I'm not actually a thing. Because logic.
Sounds totally believable. Rescind vote for Sharkey.
... Oh wait.
Sharkey.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
So today's vote kills, right?
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Yes, it does. So Sharkey.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Sharkey though I'm still not convinced he's a thing.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Sharkey.
is it right to be suspicious of gahitsu now?
is it right to be suspicious of gahitsu now?
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Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Sharkey is dragged, kicking and screaming, into the gigantic meat grinder that suddenly appeared outside your camp.
"Die, Sharkey! You don't belong in this world!" says Kazz.
"It was not by -- oh fuck it just push me in," Sharkey says.
You push him in.
Sharkey was a Thing.
Night roles.
"Die, Sharkey! You don't belong in this world!" says Kazz.
"It was not by -- oh fuck it just push me in," Sharkey says.
You push him in.
Sharkey was a Thing.
Night roles.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
I still don't think I was ever a thing. Those last two tests were just thing propaganda.
I'm declaring a new do-over rule, and I vote that we test Friday.
"These poor savage things will never embrace salvation..."
I'm declaring a new do-over rule, and I vote that we test Friday.
"These poor savage things will never embrace salvation..."
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
Drums, drums in the deep Screams, screams in the night. You rush to the scene.
Yuri/Leaf/Teacher/Caithness/Nyarlathotep, the horror with a thousands forms and names is found doing three things:
1. Being messily assimilated
2. Being messily melted down by flames
3. changing his username
The new day dawns.
5 players stand.
Grath
gahitsu
Kazz
Kayma
LaserBeing
8 players stood.
Newbie - Human
Friend - Human Dynamite
Mothra - Human Dynamite
Frocto - Thing
ocksi - Thing, Doctor
Niku - Thing
Sharkey - Thing
Leaf - Human, was being assimilated
It is now Day 6. With 5 players left, it takes 3 votes to kill. Grath has the wire.
Yuri/Leaf/Teacher/Caithness/Nyarlathotep, the horror with a thousands forms and names is found doing three things:
1. Being messily assimilated
2. Being messily melted down by flames
3. changing his username
The new day dawns.
5 players stand.
Grath
gahitsu
Kazz
Kayma
LaserBeing
8 players stood.
Newbie - Human
Friend - Human Dynamite
Mothra - Human Dynamite
Frocto - Thing
ocksi - Thing, Doctor
Niku - Thing
Sharkey - Thing
Leaf - Human, was being assimilated
It is now Day 6. With 5 players left, it takes 3 votes to kill. Grath has the wire.
Re: What a terrible night for a Thing (Thing 6)
I have some ideas on who to test, but I'd like to hear people's suggestions first.
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