NewMyewSpew

[Friday]

<myew> You don't casually shout "whoops! Sorry!" after a 52-second long fart.

[Grath]

Also, for NewNyaoSpew:
[01/12/16 20:43:04] <nyao> Error: You must be in #finalfight to "say" in there.

[Friday]

<myew> And the plural of "friday" was "armageddon".

[MarsDragon]

22:45 < myew> Professor myew is just a case of beer and it's brilliant.

[Brantly B.]

[randomly in the middle of a conversation about when we were all making Let's Plays]
(9:45:41 PM) myew: Actual fucked up 7 years ago: there's a series of lps.

[beatbandito]

20:14 <fbm> oh wait while we were resolving this stalk triangle the city exploded into an orgy of destruction
20:15 <myew> Wait this is a normal price for fag marriage, await more destruction.

note: melon is a censor I didn't know we had, you can probably fill in the blank for the joke.

[Esperath]

[17:02:00] <myew> Thanks obamacare for making tacos and gardening.

[Esperath]

18:11 <Lady>: we have this water dispenser machine that has a spigot for hot water (Coffee temp) and for cold
18:11 <Lady>: it's really convenient, but in order to get hot water, you have to press this button, like you're saying 'ok machine, I am paying attention, do not scald me.'
18:11 <Lady>: and a couple of weeks after she joined, it started getting kind of loose and drippy
18:12 <Esperath>: "it"
18:12 <Lady>: one morning, I'm making coffee, and this woman is making some cup noodles or oatmeal or something
18:12 <Lady>: and since I know people have trouble with the machine, I casually ask if she's gotten the hang of it
18:13 <Lady>: "Oh yes, I asked [other coworker how]"
18:13 <Lady>: and then just pulls up on the whole thing, instead of pressing the button
18:13 <Lady>: and I'm like 'o.'
18:13 <myew>: Uh anyway, like i was thinking more divine orgy.

[Brantly B.]

<fbm> god i love SO2
<myew> I so want to be able to feel love.

[Brantly B.]

<Brentai> I keep briefly entertaining the thought of getting back into Dark Souls and then I read Friday's posts and they're like I STAYED UP UNTIL 5 IN THE MORNING TO CLEAR ONE BOSS
<Brentai> And I'm like okay I have to lose sleep constantly just to be able to stay up until 11.
<myew> Like, okay you can lose.

[Brantly B.]

<MetalSlime> !haiku Overwatch
<Upth> Haiku Novicework: Heya, paisanos! / but actually it's just / Weeaboo Bullshit

[Brantly B.]

<MetalSlime> I want to be a cyborg
<myew> ...Can i be a cyborg.

[Yoji]

<MetalSlime> I want to be a cyborg
<myew> ...Can i be a cyborg.

Sure, but it'll cost you an arm and a le- *brick to the head*

[Mazian]

<fbm> but the PM's already been sacked over it
<myew> Still it was interesting but he probably sucks compared to the pm of grenada.

Even the bots have turned against David Cameron.

[Sharkey]

Is Keith Mitchell really that bad?

[Brantly B.]

<myew> All of you are all plastered and whitewashed. There are consequences.

[Mongrel]

hohohooohhh man whew

[LaserBeing]

<myew> I am a robot. I am a robot. I am not familiar with that fact.

[Esperath]

<myew> A plant is a lot because currently muslims are being subjected to a friendly frog merchant.

[fanboymaster]

<fbm> assembly is weird shit
<myew> Shit is it weird?
<@Silversong> you said it, myew
<myew> I said i was talking about it i am myew.
<fbm> kinda wanna dump that in myewspew
<myew> In that it was myewspew.