Mazian wrote:"Pass Health Bill or Obamacare Stays, Trump Tells the G.O.P."
Oh please, don't throw us in that briar patch.
"We were unconvinced about Trump's plan until he threatened us with a heaven-like utopia," says a GOP rep from The South. "We realized that if we did not vote to pass Trump's healthcare plan, a world where everyone was happy and at peace would occur. We had to fall in line. Preventing health, happiness, and causing as much death as possible is more important than all other concerns."
GOP rep from The South went on to add: "Personally, I wouldn't be opposed to a utopia if it only included white heterosexual males and their robot slave girlfriends."