Hottest VG Villain

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Hottest Villain

Poll ended at Thu May 18, 2017 1:57 am

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Total votes: 13
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Mothra » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:22 pm

Kayma wrote:Bowser. Dad points.

It's amazing how worth it was to introduce that little shit Bowser Jr, just so Bowser could become a dad.

Dad Bowser is like the best idea the series has ever had.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Brentai » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:20 pm

It's still weird that he's like the only male parental role model in Nintendo's entire star system, unless you want to drag in unseen/untrustworthy weirdos like Ness's Dad or whatever.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Büge » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:31 pm


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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby zaratustra » Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:35 am

Brentai wrote:It's still weird that he's like the only male parental role model in Nintendo's entire star system, unless you want to drag in unseen/untrustworthy weirdos like Ness's Dad or whatever.


what about Cranky Kong

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:02 pm

10. Bowser (Mario) 9
7. Ganon (Zelda Series) 6

The wind...

Next up:

What nightmarish female AI will be starting the gas immediately today?

IN THE ENRICHMENT CORNER

THERE'S NO CRYING OVER SPILT MILK

OR BLOOD

THAT DEADLY NEUROTOXIN HIT YOU LIKE A FLOOD

HASTE YOU BETTER MAKE

OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET CAKE

GLADOS

IN THE CITADEL STATION CORNER

REMEMBER, IT IS HER WILL THAT GUIDED HER HERE

THE MEAT OF HER DEAD ENEMIES REPROGRAMMED TO HUNTER KILLERS

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SPECK

PUNY INSECT

SHODAN

This is going to be a triumph.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Bal » Tue Apr 18, 2017 4:48 pm


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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby sei » Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:59 pm

looks like someone won't be still alive after this round
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Mothra » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:43 pm

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Bal » Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:57 am


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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Niku » Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:28 pm

I had to really, really fucking search my heart for this one, but while I think Glados is fucking hilarious, she never berated me silkily for all my panting and sweating.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:27 am

11. GLaDOS (Portal) 5
15. SHODAN (System Shock) 7

something something cake alive and tore it to pieces and threw every piece into a fire

Next up:

IN THE OUTER HEAVEN CORNER

HE AIN'T NO BIG BOSS

BUT DON'T SAY THAT TO HIS FACE UNLESS YOU WANT TO SUFFER BIG LOSS

HIS MAY HAVE INFERIOR GENES

BUT I GUARANTEE S+ TIER MEMES

LIQUID SNAKE

IN THE BACKSTABBING CORNER

A PROUD LONELY HUNTER

RAWRRRRRR

A PENCHANT FOR TORTURE IS WHAT HE GOTS

THIS TIME, HE'S GOT TWELVE SHOTS

OCELOT

Your memes end here.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Defenestration » Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:59 am

OCELOT ISN'T A VILLIAN
Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Brentai » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:44 am

Ocelot did nothing wrong.

Except for all that stuff he did that was wrong.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby beatbandito » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:37 am

I vote for Liquid Snake's Arm.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Büge » Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:12 am

In lieu of a vote, I'm just going to repost this:


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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Niku » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:10 pm

Ocelot's got that kitty call, but Liquid is Cam Clarke.
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Brentai » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:26 pm

Ocelot's as Cam Clarke as he wants to be.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Friday » Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:25 am

9. Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) 4
16. Ocelot (Metal Gear series) 6

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Next up:

IN THE LET'S HARNESS THE POWER OF EVIL AND BECOME IMMORTAL CORNER

HER WONDERFUL KINGDOM WILL LAST FOREVER

BUT YOU WON'T

CHILLIN' OUT IN THE BLACK OMEN IN THE SKY

IF YOU COME KNOCKIN' BE PREPARED TO SAY BYE BYE

PROPHET, I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOUR BETRAYAL

IF YOU COME AGAINST ME YOU'RE DESTINED TO FAIL

QUEEN ZEAL

IN THE PINK HAIRED MTF CORNER

SHE'S GOT THE POWER

SHE'S GOT THE BEAUTY

TO PUT YOU DOWN IS HER DUTY

OZZIE LOST TO A CAT, SLASH IN A FLASH

YOU CAN CHARM OFF MY VEST

BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT ME EVEN AT YOUR BEST

FLEA

*holds hand to mouth and laughs*
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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Bal » Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:43 am

Builds an evil flying palace, summons Lavos out of the ground, and damns her own daughter to another dimension to star in a disappointing game. Get on her level, it's Queen Zeal.

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Re: Hottest VG Villain

Postby Brentai » Sat Apr 22, 2017 12:44 pm

Of every single villain in this poll, Flea is probably the one who has harmed the most players.

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