[18:32] <R^2> When I have children the first word I will teach them is "brains"
[18:32] <R^2> For a while I will have an adorable little toddlerzombie stomping around my house.
[18:36] <Caithness> is that really how it works?
[18:36] <Caithness> children aren't like birds
[18:36] <Doomykins> Yeah! Birds are smarter.
<Lee-Ham> FF7 was a lot more experimental in many ways than 6
<Roger> And worse translated.
<maou> sic transit woolsey
<@Friday> Yeah, like when Cloud gets gang raped by a bunch of burly muscle men
<maou> the debug/cut data for that whole sequence is fucking weird
<@Friday> How many other games have your main hero dressing up as a girl
<Lee-Ham> yeah there was a ton more stuff in the Honey Bee that ended up getting cut
<maou> like that you could get Cloud a pair of Marlene's panties at some point
<@Romosome> isn't marlene like
<@Romosome> the little girl
<@Friday> maou are you serious
<@Romosome> they wouldn't fit!
<TedBelmont> I just caught a fly
<TedBelmont> WITH MY BARE HAND
<TedBelmont> I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
<R^2> I once stabbed a fly to death with a pencil eraser.
<TedBelmont> R^2, that explains your terrible luck!
<TedBelmont> The fly's family put a curse on you.
R^2 tries to find some flaw in this logic
<zara2> I dated a girl over 6' that liked 4" heels
<zara2> she moved primarily by stumbling
<@Friday> i don't like heels because
<@Friday> you can't fucking move
<+Esperath> I once dated a girl over 6" that liked 4' heels
<@Friday> I once dated a girl over 6" that liked air bud
<+Esperath> they all do at that size
<Lee-Ham> when they're that tall, Air Bud is the only one who can jump high enough to get at the peanut butter
(10:47:30 PM) Friday: CAN YOU GET TO THE LOWEST FLOOR OF MY DUNGEON just got a different meaning in my mind
(10:47:32 PM) Friday: thanks brent
(10:47:39 PM) BongoBill: https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.co ... o1_400.gif
(10:47:42 PM) Romosome: well now the sound works again
(10:47:57 PM) ***Brentai equips his sword of paradise with exotic armor and descends.
(10:48:00 PM) Romosome: yay
(10:48:05 PM) Brentai: yay
(10:48:13 PM) Friday: yay
(10:48:28 PM) BongoBill: yay
Stush Heh, I like all the moles saying that they're the third strongest.
Friday No. 3
Friday in the background
Stush I was like "Wait, wasn't the last guy Number three?"
Stush And then I went back and read.
JDigital Wikipedia had a list of people the media had named second or third in command of Al Qaeda
JDigital there are like twenty
Stush Haha, oh man
Stush Someone should photoshop them in front of the backdrop.
Stush With the text
Stush "I am between the second and fourth members of al quaeda in terms of power"
Friday but like all desert people they are vulnerable to psi freeze
23:22:29 <+Aoko> Brentai, is it possible for you to fit a volleyball inside your anus?
23:22:48 <@Squizzle> Does it have to be inflated?
23:23:12 <+Aoko> In his ass, yes. He can deflate it, then insert it, then reflate it
23:23:18 < Brentai> I think my ass might be in danger.
23:24:33 <+Ridley> it is
23:25:21 < myew> Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It is to do is take those cleaning products
and clean the inside of the questions (i forget what it is.
23:25:45 < Brentai> ...
23:25:54 <+Ridley> laff
23:26:05 * Brentai protects his ass from myew's cleaning products.
23:26:16 <+BongoBill> Brentai, there were some suspicious-looking men with guns and one of them
dropped this polaroid of your ass
23:26:38 < Brentai> Shit shit shit I'm gonna call my ass up and tell it to skip town.
23:26:50 < Brentai> Look see I'm calling it now on my cell phone.
23:27:12 < Brentai> Hey, ass. Ass! Listen, ass, you gotta... no, fuck, I didn't pick up any
goddam Listerine, just LISTEN TO ME.
23:27:38 < Brentai> Ass, they're onto you. No, not in a good way. Yes. No. Yeah, like, ALL the
way through. Uh huh. Okay. Yeah, I'll tell her.
23:28:02 < Brentai> Just... take care, okay? You're my favorite ass. ... .... ...I uh...
23:28:10 * Brentai hangs up hurriedly.
23:28:30 * Brentai screams in pain as his ass rips itself off his body and bounces out the door.
23:29:03 * Brentai passes out from severe blood/ass loss.
23:29:44 < Brentai> THE ARISTOCRATS!
23:31:34 * BongoBill applause.
<Malikial> WHat is tsundere?
<Brentai> BABY DON'T HURT MET
<Brentai> DON'T HURT ME
<Brentai> OKAY YOU CAN HURT ME A LITTLE BUT ONLY IF YOU LOVE ME LATER
<Brentai> That's tsundere.
<R^2> I like nymphs, but I wouldn't say I'm a maniac.
<SimonTheDigger> Now you've got me wondering about things.
<SimonTheDigger> like "What would cisportation be?"
<Mr_Saturn> SimonTheDigger when you get off at the same place you got on
<R^2> After the woodland-nymph stole Magicbane, Lee-Ham went to look for her. Instead he was eaten by a crocodile.
<+Ridley> Can I have a go now?
<+Ridley> As a sexy human female rogue?
<R^2> Ridley the aforementioned kind of rogue. Name your dog.
<@Cait> Ridley the Rouge.
<R^2> Drop short sword, drop five of six daggers, name dagger, name dagger again so it's different from the ones on the floor, pick up daggers, quiver daggers for throwing, adjust sack to (b) and lockpick to [k].
<R^2> Rogues take a lot of fiddling around to start your game.
<R^2> Ridley sexily, humanly, and rogueishly steals some food and protective gear from a shop.
<+Ridley> tee hee.
<R^2> Slash! Stab! Two hits from a hobbit and Ridley goes from full HP to 0. I'm not saying the hobbit was carrying Grayswandir, but shit.
<+Ridley> god damn hobbits
<R^2> Looks like Ridley was finally done in by his own
* R^2 shades
<R^2> bad hobbits.
<+Ridley> I hate you.
<Cait> You don't really -need- to cart around the spellbooks, by the time they get stale you're probably set for cash or don't need the spell any more.
<TedBelmont> Spellbooks get stale?
<Cait> You forget a spell after 10,000 turns, give or take.
<Cait> Oh, 20,000.
<TedBelmont> So I guess you could say they have a...
<TedBelmont> Spell-by date.
[1:29] <GauHelldragon> upthorn please stop making CSI spinoffs
[1:29] <GauHelldragon> i know you're the one who is making all of them
[1:30] <+Esperath> you might say that he's
[1:30] * +Esperath shades
[1:31] <+Esperath> the upthorn in your side
[1:31] <+Aoko> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<Brentai> I need to be aroused to start working on whatever the hell it is I need to do before I leave.
<Neeerds> And that is: A renegade half-man, half-robot from Detroit who fights internet robots that want to shut down outerheaven for copyright breaches
<Brentai> I... okay.
* Brentai bends over.
<Neeerds> DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
oh god WHAT
<@Friday> UNDER X
<@Romosome> Friday no
<Niku> i don't know
<Niku> playing xenosaga made me feel pretty listless
<@Romosome> oh when I was 11 I like absolutely combed through my parents' books and movies
<@Romosome> looking for porn
<@Romosome> I watched terminator 1
<@Romosome> because it had a nipple
<@Friday> Romo did you pause the VCR
<@Friday> on nipple
<@Romosome> Friday of course
<@Romosome> I found the nipple in STAR WARS
<@Romosome> are you kidding me
<rainwarrior> Romosome: that gives me flashbacks to being a young teenager and finding the frame advance feature on my VCR
<@Friday> and now, nipples are everywhere
<@Friday> oh, internet
<@Friday> ruining sex forever
<Niku> It used to be about the mystery
<@Friday> now it's about the search history
<Niku> fuck friday now i'm hearing it as Ducktales
<@Friday> should I include Bof2 to troll
<@Romosome> it's one of the best RPGs
<@Friday> fuck you no it is not.
<@Romosome> I'm sick of your disingenuous insinuations
<Niku> i legit love BOF1 but i would not even call that a good game
* @Romosome renegade-punches Friday
<+BongoBill> Breath of Fire 2 can be transformed into a good game with some very minor changes. It is not a good game in its default state. BoF1 is superior.
* @Friday dies
<@Romosome> NO IT'S A GOOD GAME DESPITE THE HORRIBLE TRANSLATION AND AWFUL GRIND
<+Aoko> WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT BREATH OF FIRE?
<+Aoko> YES NO
<@Romosome> IT'S AMAZING
<+Aoko> OKAY BYE
* +Aoko close dialogue window
AND NOW THE ORIGIN STORY OF SUBWAY GIRL
<@Friday> i struck out
<@Friday> I knew it was coming but I'm still dissapointed
<+LAVOS> Eh, Freya?
<@Friday> oh, a cute girl I've been crushing on down at the local Subway.
<@Friday> She is, unsurprisingly, not gay.
<+LAVOS> Aw. :(
<R^2> CUTE GIRL AT SUBWAY -- HELP
* +LAVOS hugs Friday
<@Friday> OR MAYBE SHE IS AND SHE THINKS I'M UGLY
* @Friday insecurity
<Roger> Friday Friday
<+LAVOS> R^2 beat you, and also, GOD DAMMIT.
<@Friday> Yeah, I've already drawn the spram analogy
<@Friday> except I actually asked her out
<R^2> Well, for how many weeks have you been Facebook-stalking her, here?
<@Friday> I've been crushing for a few months, actually.
<@Friday> but zero fb stalking.
<GauHelldragon> how do you know her
<R^2> Oh. Well, it's not really like Spram at all then huh
<@Friday> I don't really know her.
<@Friday> She just works at the local subway.
<GauHelldragon> oh ok
<R^2> Friday just wanted to "Eat Fresh" if you know what I mean
<+Ridley> SHIT I missed He-Man
<rainwarrior> by 25 years
[22:17] <+Utsuho> Hey Brentai
[22:18] <+Utsuho> What's the definition of trust
[22:18] <Brentai> You tell me.
[22:18] <Brentai> Whatever you say, I will believe it.
[22:18] <+Utsuho> Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs
[22:18] <Brentai> I will never trust again.
<JDigital> Ridley: Then there's Maid RPG, where all damage is emotional
<+Aoko> For the characters or the players
<drethelin1> you should write a steampunk paranormal romance
<drethelin1> with light bdsm
<@Cait> Write a book about declaring bankruptcy
<drethelin1> it will sell a bajillion copies
<@Cait> dreth: 'light BDSM' by cultural standards, or Friday standards
<drethelin1> 50 shades of grey style
<@Friday> OH NO SOME SPANKING WITH A RULER I HAVE TO GO TO MY "DARK PLACE"
<@Friday> lady, if being spanked by a ruler causes you to go to your "dark place" I'd like to introduce you to my whip
<@Friday> I call it...
<@Friday> Vampire Killer.
<Mazian> <fx: soundtrack starts>
<@Cait> Now I am picturing a 50 Shades of Grey but all Simo Belmo-ed.
<@patito> 50 shades of grey as read by arc
[00:18] <+Aoko> Is it weird that playing TWEWY to 100% completion has made me remember Sine, Cosine, Tangent, Cosecant, Secant, and Cotangent better than any amount of book study?
[00:19] <@patito> what was that in TWEWY
[00:19] <@patito> were they special moves or something?
[00:19] <+Aoko> patito: One of the main villians was Sho Minamimoto, who shouted out math phrases, trivia, and everything for his battle cries
[00:20] <+Aoko> "SINE!" "COSINE!" "TANGENT!"
[00:20] <@Smiler> yeah i don't remember much math in TWEWY aside from him yelling those words
[00:20] <myew> Popular music works the same cosine, right?
[00:20] <+Aoko> "SOH-CAH-TOA!" was also something he frequently shouted in battle
[00:20] <@Smiler> ah
[00:20] <@Smiler> okay
[00:20] <+Aoko> For whatever reason it made all the sine/cosine/tangent stuff stick in my head a lot better than any booklearnin
[00:21] <@Smiler> soh cah toa is the usual way to remember that stuff
[00:21] <@Smiler> i totally remember it but i don't know what to do with it anymore
[00:21] * Brentai (~email@example.com
) has joined #finalfight
[00:22] <Brentai> THAT was easy enough.
[00:22] <+Aoko> You rub it vigorously and the results just shoot out everywhere.
[00:22] <Brentai> My head's starting to get funky thou
[00:22] <Brentai> ...
[00:22] <myew> And i got out a whole fuck ton of results.
<@Friday> also i am still
<@Friday> fucking amazed
<@Friday> by how much girls talk about dick
<@Friday> i mean like I'm going to assume guys talk about tits a lot
<@Friday> holy shit
<@Friday> the details girls give
<@Friday> they will discuss at length
<@Friday> your length
<@Friday> get it
<@Romosome> no what the hell else do they say
<kashan> Do they dicuss girth?
<@Friday> basically everything there is to say about dicks
<@Friday> length, girth, balls, hair
<@Friday> size requirements
<@Friday> blah blah blah dick dick dick
<@Friday> I'm just like
<@Friday> CAN WE TALK ABOUT
<@Friday> I DON'T KNOW
<@Romosome> you don't like talking about dick
<+BongoBill> then why do you come here
<beatbandito> Isn't gay sex still technically illegal?
<+Kazz> depends where you are
<beatbandito> In a gay man's butt
<Romosome> I am going to make a Silent Hill movie
<Romosome> and it will have all the important scenes
<Romosome> reaching into toilets
<Romosome> running into walls
<Romosome> a five minute long scene of the main character trying to open every single door in an apartment hallway
<Brentai> Square's idea of RTS is Heroes of Mana.
<+Aoko> man amana
<+Aoko> i hear mana
<Brentai> In my pants.
* +Aoko lights it on fire
<Brentai> WHY WOULD YOU BURN MANA
<beatbandito> She tapped too many lands.
<zarawesome> twerking is how teenagers praise their demon lord
<zarawesome> yolo the once-living