CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Silversong » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:40 am

Friday wrote:<BrentDroid> Silversong wants me to go nekkid, I think I'm starting to rub off on her.


Okay to be fair, what I suggested was to go as "sexy" Conan the Barbarian, which I still find a hilarious concept.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Hardly Ideal » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:53 pm

Mongrel wrote:<Faceless> Actually there are 10 genders, binary and non-binary

*hurls tomato*

Friday wrote:<@Friday> Romo what are you doing for halloween
<@Friday> are you dressing up as a cat
<fbm> dressing as a different breed of dog
<@Romosome> I do not know yet Friday
<@Romosome> I should have a party
<BrentDroid> Silversong wants me to go nekkid, I think I'm starting to rub off on her.
<BrentDroid> I immediately regret using that turn off phrase.
<BrentDroid> ...
<BrentDroid> And that typo.
<fbm> refuse to touch any part of that set of statements
<BrentDroid> I'm going back to work now

On second thought, let's not go to #finalfight. 'tis a silly place.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Esperath » Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:30 pm

[16:20:56] <BrentDroid> !haiku
[16:20:56] <Upthorn> Haiku Novicework: You are not the moon / hit while the iron is hot / I have syphillis
[16:21:15] <BrentDroid> Avatar: The Legend of Sokka
pisa katto

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:59 pm

<BrentPhone> I had to be really pushed into getting this.
<BrentPhone> I just realized the stylus has a top clicky botton for no real reason.
<BrentPhone> But you can be Un cannoying pen dickes within
<maou> a clicky button where?
<BrentPhone> Okaycursein recognition
<BrentPhone> isn'tgreat.
<BrentPhone> atthe top, like d per.
<BrentPhone> Like a pen,
<maou> Weird.
<BrentPhone> Ithink it's just- for docking.
<BrentPhone> The penis probably more cable thenthis Ijustwrite likeadrunk
<BrentPhone> Hokay enough off that.
<BrentPhone> Dann Out.
<BrentPhone> Okay now you're screwing auth me phone.
<@Friday> Simo Belmo knew. This wasthe work of god.damn.stylus.
<@Romosome> the penis more capable
<@Romosome> is this some kind of e-pen
<BrentPhone> Oth mean I'mgone documentere Nanowrimo thisway.
<@Romosome> This is giving you an incredible sort of accident.
<@Romosome> Er, accent.
<@Romosome> Somewhere between accent and accident.
<@Silversong> with a slight detour towards "drunk"
<BrentPhone> SimmoQelmo adirippedout hiss trustho e-peers/"Iwanta Runskiss Spence Latter"Y hewill?"Abhest?" askedthe Buriste. Simekdneo homer. Thiswasthe workof VIRTUAL W AMMIRIS!!!hi!
<BrentPhone> Ok I am dying at work now.
<@Romosome> okay yeah that's pretty drunk
<maou> amazing
<@Romosome> what the fuck even happened there
<@Romosome> pretty sure the Runskiss Spence Latter is related to mueller's investigation
<BrentPhone> I'll uh... lemme sit down and attempt to write what I was going for there.
<maou> I think I want to get this phone now just for the sake of handwriting recognition poetry
<@Romosome> drunkophone
<BrentPhone> Simo Belmo whipped out his trusty e-peen. "I want a Pumpkin Spice Latte," he wrote. "What?" asked the Barista. Simo Belmo knew. This was the work of VIRTUAL VAMPIRES!!!!!
<@Romosome> I'm picturing him like
<@Romosome> standing in line at starbucks, writing on a phone while narrating that out loud word for word
<BrentPhone> The "!!!hi!" keeps murdering me.
<@Romosome> except the Barista actually does say "what?"
<@Romosome> while he yells "ABHEST" over them
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Brentai » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:14 pm

Please send helly.

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:35 pm

I'm amazed I was actually able to recognize pumpkin spice latte in drunkopenese.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:03 pm

<Romosome> https://i.imgur.com/R2ltAGf.png
<Friday> you
<Friday> fucking.
<Friday> named your dog.
<Friday> weed.
<Romosome> It's actually an obscure nerdy reference to a Japanese manga
<Romosome> But yes it's also weed, my best friend
<Romosome> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginga_Leg ... prov=sfla1
<Friday> this is
<Friday> the most perfect summation of you
<Friday> "you named your dog WEED?" "yes but it's not what you think, it's actually an obscure manga reference"
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby beatbandito » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:23 pm

TIL what possibly the worst episode of excel saga was referencing.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby LaserBeing » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:49 pm

When I first came to BC as a little kid, the previous owners of our house hadn't bothered to take their cat with them, so she ended up with us. Her name was Weed.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:18 am

<+MarsDragon> It's very hard to turn kids off pizza
<@Friday> on the other hand, it's very easy to turn me on with pizza
<Utsuho> So that dream I had about rolling around on a giant pizza was you, Friday?
<leeham> now I want pizza :(
<@Friday> pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime
<@Friday> when pisa's on a katto, you can pisa katto anytime
<@Friday> "kids now a days will never understand how fun it was to not have the luxury of fast-forwarding through commercials this was the best part of watching Saturday morning cartoons!"
<@Friday> this is it
<@Friday> I have found
<@Friday> the dumbest fucking youtube comment
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> ?
<@Friday> saturn the quoted line
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> enh thats a 6/10
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> gotta dig in the comments of those "rational" types for even dumber shit
<Utsuho> Look, I'm not trying to start something, but I'm just saying, Hitler had the right idea.
<@Friday> Lyrai I'm not trying to start something but Envy was Ruby Weapon
<Utsuho> Friday I will stab you in your goddamn throat
<Utsuho> I will break into your house
<Utsuho> I will lean down to your bed
<Utsuho> And whisper
<Utsuho> Guild.
<Utsuho> Before shoving the knife in
<@Friday> Lyrai so that fortune teller who told me how I was going to die when I was 6 was right
<@Friday> "You will be slain by Envy"
<Utsuho> Just before you bleed out
<Utsuho> Niku will jump out of the closet going "I'M THE WERETIGER"
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> hahaha
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:34 am

That ending

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:00 pm

<Glocks4Interns> So Amazon LotR is confirmed and it will be doing stories "set before the fellowship of the ring"
<Glocks4Interns> I'm excited!
<Dantes> Amazon can bankroll it, so at least it will look good. But man, this is one of those things to only be cautiously optimistic about.
<Cannonball Fun> I wish it was HBO.
<Glocks4Interns> Ah, a fellow hobbit boob enthusiast.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:48 am

<Stush> Man, I wish i could have been a surveyor
<Stush> I would have given everything awful names
<Stush> https://bluetrainenterprises.com.au/wp- ... up-cut.jpg Like this
<Stush> All real names
<Sede> We pretty much did the same with one of our greatest mountain ranges in the NW. Had been calling it some whigger name for a few decades and then Obama went "Dudes, it had a name before then for HUNDREDS of years, and we're officially calling it that again"
<Sede> but the white people were all "but we carved signs with the new name.. and it'd cost 1.5bil to carve new wooden signs"
<Stush> Government budget: 7.5 billion for new signs
<Sede> budget for protecting the environment/animals there-in, -3.5billion dollars
<Stush> Sorry, we can't fix the environment, we had to buy that giant laser that only kills whales.
<Stush> In case whales declare war.
<Sede> Star Trek 4 was a fantasy movie. So we must prepare for the opposite
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:49 pm

That's what happens when you let sailors name everything. A map of Newfoundland is very similar (including one town simply named "Dildo").
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:41 pm

<Pisa|Katto> !haiku Friday
<Kuddy> Shameful Bootleg Haiku: Let's cuddle for warmth / Hello Kitty Massager / Dragon kick your ass
<Pisa|Katto> that's Chie's 9 heart social rank

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:33 am

Paco might like this one

[talk about the requirements for being a librarian]

<Khaos> i dunno man, just throw out an example of a legal issue that you might commonly encounter as a librarian
<Cannonball Fun> "I am your boss and a citizen has asked us to remove this book from the library and I am doing it"
<Rylinks> is there any like constitutional barrier to this? local laws about control over the library may vary of course
<Rylinks> it sounds like government speech, but i guess it's not impossible that there's some special exception for libraries somewhere
<Cannonball Fun> Depends on the content and the process and a million other things.
<Cannonball Fun> Let's say you only ever get complaints about books featuring muslims.
<Cannonball Fun> Even if you follow a consistent process for the challenges you're still creating a constitutional problem.
<Rylinks> I don't believe that is the case for government speech.
<Rylinks> If the white house press office decides to issue a list of recommended books, or congress passes a law that purchases particular books and gives them away, their inclusion of muslims or not is not subject to first amendment freedom of speech review.
<Rylinks> And again I wouldn't be too surprised if libraries were special and not just government speech but if there's case law saying that I can't find it anywhere
...
<Rylinks> okay I'm reading about this and I think the position of the American Library Association is that librarians should be above the law.
<Rylinks> i mean geez:
<Rylinks> "In other words, our second point is that a library is very much like a public university which this Court has several times indicated is a... is a special sphere set off for the governmental promotion of private and free expression ... I believe it is a First Amendment concept that there are certain kinds of relationships or certain kinds of institutions in which the amount of speech that is being allowed is decided by the people who are designated as professionals to run that institution."
<Nemryn> Sounds reasonable
<QED2> but only while in the boundaries of the library
<Grant> the dewey despot system
<QED2> a shelf for everything and everything on its shelf
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