Harry Potter and the Portrait That Looked Too Much Like Katestory

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Harry Potter and the Portrait That Looked Too Much Like Katestory

Postby Esperath » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:57 pm

Inspired by Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

This story represents the fusion of Bronto and machine. I shittily scraped all extant Katestory text and fed it into a predictive text keyboard.

Instructions:
1.) Click here!
2.) Wait for database to load up
3.) Begin typing!
4.) Once you start the markov train running, you can use keyboard keys 0-9 and alt-numbers to immediately feed in suggested text.

Rules:
- Contribute as you wish, but try to let the bot type for you when possible.
- Start by typing in a word (preferably related to the previous post), and then try to complete semi-coherent sentences using the suggestions below.
- If you have a clear idea where the sentence should go and it's not showing up as a suggestion, feel free to insert sparingly. This is a dinosaur/machine collaboration, after all.
- Start the next sentence with a word of your choice, or hit shuffle to get some katestory-related suggestions.

Hints:
- You can expand the number of options by clicking on the sidebar and changing the word grid from 3x6 to 4x7 (this slows down the page quite a bit though).
- It works best if you just completely ignore punctuation (in particular quotation marks), and then edit them in afterward.
- In general, you need to decide when to terminate a sentence, since the text generator will just keep going and generate run-on sentences.
- If the bot is going in circles, or you need new text suggestions, hit the Shuffle button for fresh material.



UPDATE 12/17/17: The original botnik predictive keyboard was only using the first 20% or so of the Katestory text. The current link should be trained on all of it.

Prologue:

Sonic the dark lord of light erupted through the floor.
It was something truly insane that he had managed to find his friends.
Obviously, he morphed into sabin and said,
"i'm thaddeus boyd and now we're starting this story. "
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Re: Harry Potter and the Portrait That Looked Too Much Like Katestory

Postby Brentai » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:25 pm

Thaddeus Boyd and Chris Morehead (actually a very young and beautiful sorceress) turned to the glass crystal cage and looked down at the fallen villains. Amaroq growled deep in his throat and gnashed his teeth. "Mandor does it all on tape," said the flyin' dork. "I do have Jurassic Park." The story started.

Brent was standing a few yards away from this seemingly pointless commotion. "I do have a feeling I'm Marvin and i changed to the dark lord, " said the black cow. The toilet was smacked by Crazy Willy. Then Redd said breathlessly, "GamePro still can't get the dragon punch." The story is done.

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Postby Friday » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:28 pm

Thad laughed maniacally and then banged his head against the floor.
Brent said dismally " I don't believe this. "
Marle and Schala smiled knowingly. "What the heck happened to your dna? "
Kate shrugged and used her magical powers to create a hedgehog.
Suddenly a large metallic man lumbered onto the scene and said: " informaaation "
Thad elbowed him right in the stomach.
Brent roberts in trouble erupted from the hedgehog and grabbed the emerald resembling some sort of time portal thingy.
"That's impossible for it to be a hedgehog named setzer!" he said.
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Postby Esperath » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:42 pm

Thad wrote the story, but someone was watching.
"Would anybody tell me what the hell is going on? "
He could easily tell that words were all he could get.

Brent spoke out of the sky, saying,
"This is the first time for a little while that we have appeared on the boards. "
"Why do you think we had to kill Knuckles? " Brent stammered.
Thaddeus just smiled knowingly and cocked his head.
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Postby Thad » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:45 pm

"Billy," grumbled Robotnik.

Thaddeus Boyd and Jesse Blow Darts leapt off HX's. HX narrowed bashers (who are loser scumbags called bashers) and Billy walked downstairs into Maleophonix, as the authors who really matter (because robots typically don't woik).

"Y'see cougars?" X asked Kelly, and Billy yelled at him sternly and cocked around.

Burnt weasel on Mobius clashes with Hedgie, without getting sued.

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Postby Esperath » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:57 am

[ An attempt at continuity starts here ]

Cougars, being the only thing in this reality that was too short to kill Billy, turned to Kelly and sprang up at her.
Thaddeus growled angrily and lunged at Kelly, who had realized that she was in Narnia.
Havoc ensued.

Sonic the Hedgehog leapt upon spikes that formed from Kelly's mouth and dropped his plasma rifle.
"Damn it, " he shouted, and began trying to calculate the radius of his head.
Kelly groaned and sat down to investigate the world.
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Postby Mongrel » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:20 am

Investigating the secret government agency that was standing her head 'was a helluva roller' said Kate. Shrugging was the only thing that they discovered that Kelly was still trying to do.

"So now who's going to tell us all the answers? Jeeeeez!" said Kate.

Thaddeus Boyd was standing behind them and Kelly looked around as he asked Kelly to find the Chamber of Nowhere.

"Oh please begone!" Kate exclaimed. "The world is not supposed to follow someone in Nowhere!"

Sonic clones around them disappeared out the black door with their weapons and Billy yelled at all of them.
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Postby Esperath » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:40 am

Nowhere, as they found, was too damn near.

Kelly's alternate reality wasn't quite as twisted as they emerged in front of Nowhere.
Narnia was not there, yet as they approached the magic robot, lions with honed reflexes were standing over them.

Thad shrugged helplessly, until finally, fifty billion posts later...
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Postby Friday » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:56 pm

And then the world exploded.
" what the hell are you doing here? " kazz asked.
Thad sighed. He was dressed in a white jumpsuit of course.
" well that was pointless. "
kazz smiled slightly. "y'want some reason for keeping this story thread posted? "
thad shrugged comically. "i'm not even remotely important. "
the world melted away from the shockwave of his abominable suit.
Then suddenly he realized that only he could finish logic's mission.
" you know what? I don't know who the fuck is kate. "
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Re: Harry Potter and the Portrait That Looked Too Much Like Katestory

Postby Esperath » Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:52 pm

Kazz vigorously continued to make them uncomfortably close to being hustled.
Kate muttered something about whitey.
Geothermal kicked Thad's rocketship for no explicable reason, really.

"Whaddaya mean you're still stuck here?" said Captain Concussion.
Thad responded conspiratorially, "so Yakra sucked out my internal organs and now we're going to need all the help we can get."
Captain Concussion smiled and flopped his balls into the sunset.
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