A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

[Mongrel]

I mentioned that maybe we should have dedicated thread for random internet dumbshit things rather than trying to shoehorn them in elsewhere. I figured I'd stick it here since they're not really news/politics/facts per se.

[Mongrel]

I am very very dizzy now.

[atog]

that take will postpone the heat death of the universe by at least a couple dozen billion years

[Mongrel]

[atog]

don't lie in front of your parents dude, that karma is the swiftest kind

[Mongrel]

[Mongrel]

This one's from the cryptocurrency crazies page on Reddit:

Cryptos gain even 1000% per year. Why? Because it's just men working without the government butting in and without women making it all about the vagina. Could you imagine if in real world all new companies grew this fast? This is how much women steal from the society.

[Friday]

So I just came from reading the latest robo-katestory and I swear to god this reads in exactly the same way

[Niku]

but also where's the lie

[Mongrel]

Flat Earth guys are always good for a laugh.

[TA]

[Mongrel]

im dead

[Mongrel]

I think the source on this one is Reddit. Not sure.

But you literally just judged all Nazis as "assholes". My grandfather, my grandmother, their families and friends were all involved with the Party. They're also some of the kindest, most wonderful people I've meet, yet you've already judged them based on a group generalization

[Büge]

Twitter, actually.

[TA]

[Mongrel]

EDIT: Awww this one's fake. Booo.

[Mongrel]

The Leftist Apparitions Who Shook Down Scrooge for Money

However crusty his demeanor, the common people of London were far richer than they would have been without Mr. Scrooge

[Friday]

"It's okay to hoard wealth and be a gigantic miser who never pays his employees a cent more than he has to, because in the end, your money will trickle down to them despite you not allowing a single cent to trickle down to them"

[Brentai]

If only we got to see the actual effects of Scrooge's life choices, but alas, we can only conjecture.

[Mongrel]

There's 'igirn't' and then there's this guy: