A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:57 pm

I just assume all hostilities between England and the Muslim World are a continuation of the first Crusade.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Büge » Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:52 pm

Based on my lifetime of research, I would have to agree.

And by research, I mean I've seen Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves fourteen times.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:54 pm

I still say "fuck me, he cleared it" whenever anyone jumps over anything
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:56 pm

I still say "You whine like a mule! You are still alive."
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:31 am

Sorry I don't have sources for some of these... they just get passed along. I usually assume the unattributed ones are from Reddit.

The common mode of sexual intercourse is not even natural. Our genitals are not for pleasure, they are for procreation, and that occurs when two people are very much in love and wanting to reproduce. Nature takes its course when the couple are asleep laying naked and embraced. Procreation occurs by the vagina acting as a vacuum, drawing the flaccid penis inside to a climax and eventually, ejaculation.

The vagina then releases the penis, all the while not disturbing the peacefully sleeping couple.

Forceful sexual intercourse is unnatural.


All I can think of now is vacuum sounds. VVVWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Kfroog » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:15 am

That can't be earnest.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:10 pm

Kfroog wrote:That can't be earnest.

That's possible, sure. But...

Hi and welcome to the internet human species.

EDIT: So apparently it's apparently become copypasta, but is pretty much the real teachings of one William James Chidley
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:05 pm

And speaking of vacuums...

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Best comment:
If a woman tells you she is vacuuming or has recently vacuumed, the date is going really poorly.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:54 am

Women love it when you well actually
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby nosimpleway » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:59 pm

If a woman vacuums your flaccid penis into her vagina as you sleep, does that mean the date is better?

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Lyrai » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:08 am

In the quotes thread is an ancient #ff quote where chatters are making fun of something or other that the subject is WOMEN AND MYSTERIOUS VAGONBO and Zara I think just quipped in with "Also, flames shoot out at regular intervals"

More and more I realize, while that's a funny joke from yesteryear, there are people who think the vagina is this mysterious indecipherable hellcage monster where this happens.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby François » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:28 pm

I have a grown adult college-educated female friend who once asked me to help her find information online about the vulva because a) her education completely failed to give her any idea what the bits and bobs do and where exactly they are and b) she was worried she'd stumble on porn by accident.

Now multiply that ignorance by "doesn't have a vulva" and you have a starting idea of how much the average dude doesn't know about women's bodies.

(For the record, if you ever need to point someone in the direction of basic sex ed, http://www.scarleteen.com/ seems to be about as good as it gets.)

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:01 pm

"The little man in the boat" was more useful than anything I ever learned in sex ed.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:09 pm

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The self-retweet is perfect
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Büge » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:42 pm

I remember when they were saying that stuff about Ronald Reagan.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:49 pm

Even the "half-black" bit? Wow, Jimmy Carter was even more progressive than I realized.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:21 am

<Mongrel> I didn't see the tweet... it's gone already.
<Mongrel> What was it?
<QED> the first sentence was "Donald Trump is our first black president" and it went downhill from there
<Crunchums> how do you even go downhill from there
<Mongrel> Oh that
<Mongrel> Earan put that up in the [hot takes] thread as a screenshot
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<Crunchums> welp
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Postby Büge » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:33 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:47 pm

I saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi like everyone else did. Which may be a lie, I was actually taking notes during most of the movie. The notes were regarding the technology, and how the Star Wars universe would run off decentralized technology. Decentralized technologies which are mainly possible because the inception of bitcoin and blockchain.

Of course, another tie in to the decentralized technology is that the whole Star Wars saga is based around politics. Government trying to consolidate, while the people decentralize each time.

Centralized = empire. Decentralized = rebels. Sort of like the saga of Bitcoin, other crypto-assets, and their decentralized technologies. The root is political
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