Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

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Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:21 pm

no politicians allowed in this thread or else it will overload and explode

non-politicians talking about politics are allowed

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Büge » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:52 pm

Friday wrote:Image


Someone should call for a court martial.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:56 am

Better yet, a mutiny.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Thad » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:00 am

Friday wrote:Image

And now it's two stabbed faces.

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:44 am

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:06 am

That's either a photoshop or the poster behind that account is another Ken M or a cheap imitator using a mock account to parrot the one original idiot who first posted it. 'Cause I've seen that "My grandson's name is Chad!" reply with the same avatar before in response to a totally different "meaningful grandkid name" FB story.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:37 am

I'll just slap every person, fictional or otherwise, who posts about their fucking beautiful son Aiden he is so beautiful today out of the blue he came up to me and said "Mommy if people are full of love why is there war?" he is so wise
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby zaratustra » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:01 am



personally I hate the use of words that describe food to describe anything else

like "delicious"

it feels like... like you're dipping your book in batter that's how it feels

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:23 pm

Zara that post is so far from what a mommyjack or daddyjack or grandmommyjack or beautiful son Aiden post is

like if you had instead said "my beautiful son will crawl in any direction because love exists" in response to someone complaining about Trump, then yeah I would slap you
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Thad » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:50 am

Trump supporters framing "grab 'em by the pussy" and "shithole countries" as "Why are you getting so upset about profanity?"; the press going along with it.

I understand that CNN, NPR, the Washington Post, et al are excited that they get to say "shithole" on TV/radio/in print. But what specific word he used when he bragged about sexual assault or threw a tantrum about immigration from majority-black-or-brown countries is fucking not the point.

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:51 am

I have lots of money and I would never give a penny to streamers. It's really wierd, but there's a lot of weirdos with cash, and garaunteed most of them are buying prostitutes too.


under a vid of a guy (shroud) playing pubg and he gets a lot of donations during his game.

I don't really want to slap or choke this guy. I just want to sit him down and ask him what the fuck
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Thad » Sun May 06, 2018 10:25 pm

I've read headlines that insult my intelligence before. (I mean, hell, "write headlines that insult the reader's intelligence" is Looper's entire business model.) But "This McDonald's Fan Just Ate His 30000th Big Mac. The Math Shows Just How Staggering That Is" may be the most insulting headline I've ever seen.

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Brentai » Mon May 07, 2018 3:09 pm

It's entirely mental at this point but someday I'm going to whip up an actual software filter that tosses out any article where the subject is referred to as "This <noun>" or that EMPHASIZES one word in all capitals.

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:54 pm

yo @TwitchSupport I need ur help on a purchase I made

the girl I donated $13,000 to, spent countless hours moderating her chat and keeping creepers away, and spent time being there for on an emotional level on ur website is actually married and I want a refund

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if there's ever a niceguys olympics, that guy needs to be a flag-bearer

he's already got experience carrying a torch
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:58 pm

^ This one's got legs. It's still going today.
I believe you guys here are missing some vital pieces of information. In the video, the YouTuber shows pictures of Amouranth and her husband. They cosplay together. They do a bunch of nerd things together. You cannot sit there and tell me that the husband doesn’t/didn’t know that she was hiding the marriage from her viewers. He’s just as complicit in this.

“Hey honey. You could totally be a twitch thot. You look so sexy in those booty shorts! Let’s throw you in front of the camera and see what happens! Maybe those nerds out there in the twitchverse will give you money! Make them feel like they have a chance with you. But don’t tell them you’re married. Then you wouldn’t have the following needed to get the money to pay for my body building competitions!”

I love the way this starts out nice and reasonable and then just veers off to the fucking moon halfway through the first paragraph.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Brentai » Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:10 pm

Mongrel wrote:
spent countless hours moderating her chat and keeping creepers away


Taking "who watches the watchmen" to a whole new level.

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Friday » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:26 pm

We all just want to be loved.

Some of us just want to be loved by Amouranth.
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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:20 pm

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I guess... at least she asked instead of just going ahead and assuming it?

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Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Postby Büge » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:48 pm

Mongrel wrote:Image


Hmm...

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