Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:33 pm

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:53 am

Trump replaces 'E pluribus unum' with 'Make America Great Again' on presidential coin


This is not, in fact, a joke
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby beatbandito » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:19 am

It was originally going to be "Unum, always unum, despite e pluribus haters"
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:46 pm

Trump just disbanded the election integrity commission.
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:24 pm

Headline seen in the paper today: "Trump describes self as ‘stable genius’ in Twitter tirade"
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Thad » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:50 pm

You know who definitely describes themselves as "stable" and "a genius"? People who are stable, and geniuses.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Friday » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:41 pm

... screamed the stable genius.
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:45 pm

It's sort of like the rule about not eating at any restaurant that has a sign up saying "Good Food".
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby François » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:05 pm

wait what

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Aw man I kinda liked A&W.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Yoji » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:12 pm

I was just thinking about all the awesome titles and honorifics I see flying around. Shit like all the various permutations of "patriot" and "moral" and etc.

I can't help but think that you can't call yourself those kinds of things without sounding like you're just grandstanding, that they're the kind of labels you need to have people give to you. Like, you can't just pin a medal to your own chest.

Add "genius" and "very smart" to that list.
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:49 pm

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You fools! You crazy fools!
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Bal » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:08 pm

It's fine they cancel each other out.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby nosimpleway » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:25 pm

Mongrel wrote:It's sort of like the rule about not eating at any restaurant that has a sign up saying "Good Food".

This is getting increasingly off-topic but I've been squinting at Panera ever since they adopted "clean" as their go-to advertising term.

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talk about self-damning with faint praise

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Grath » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:04 am

Mongrel wrote:It's sort of like the rule about not eating at any restaurant that has a sign up saying "Good Food".

One of the local restaurants near me is literally named "Good Food", but lives up to it.

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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Büge » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:17 am

Mongrel wrote:It's sort of like the rule about not eating at any restaurant that has a sign up saying "Good Food".


And then you look closer at the D in Good and it's the health inspector's rating.
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby sei » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:41 am

François wrote:wait what

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Aw man I kinda liked A&W.


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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby Mongrel » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:57 pm

"The burger family is made of actual families!"
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Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Postby nosimpleway » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:44 pm

Made with the whole family, not just the juice.

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