Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
- Mongrel
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
The stupid "eat laundry pods!" meme has actually reached this point:
The worst thing is the suspicion that this will only encourage the idiots who're already-inclined.
I guess there's a joke about winning Darwin awards in there, but really it's more a classic example of getting caught up in one of those moments of herd stupidity.
The worst thing is the suspicion that this will only encourage the idiots who're already-inclined.
I guess there's a joke about winning Darwin awards in there, but really it's more a classic example of getting caught up in one of those moments of herd stupidity.
- beatbandito
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Okay but are we 100% this isn't a shitpost account?
- nosimpleway
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
This is America, you don't criticize the choice of Baby Containment Field I've chosen to use in my own home.
- beatbandito
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
That is 100% exactly what I would expect of the person in the Barney suit.
Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Mongrel: So hey you remember the guy who played Barney the purple dinosaur?
me: Lemme guess, he was a massive pedo and trapped children inside the suit during shows, for later "consumption"
That moment when you realize your relief that someone in the news is actually only shilling consensual adult escort services, and not what you thought at first.
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
"oh my god, so you had no idea that they were making the monkeys breathe diesel exhaust?"
oh no we do that shit all the time its just the germans had on Teen Titans Go
oh no we do that shit all the time its just the germans had on Teen Titans Go
- beatbandito
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
I understand that if no one was young and dumb we'd have nowhere to keep all this cum, but when an entire thread of responses to that tweet os basically "it's funny because the holocaust happened" I'm a little bit more on isis' side of things.
Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Ok I know we don't really have to have this conversation but you do actually realize that ISIS's main beef is that we won't let them do another Holocaust, right?
- beatbandito
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
It's really more of an "everyone who isn't us has abandoned god and been corrupted beyond hope" as I read it. Not that I subscribe to their magazine or PSN group or however they recruit these days.
- Mongrel
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Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Okay, which one of you wrote this?
NPR: Kansas Scrambles To Change Rules After 6 Teens Enter Governor's Race
You need to read it to the end (it's not a long article). The last sentence is everything.
NPR: Kansas Scrambles To Change Rules After 6 Teens Enter Governor's Race
You need to read it to the end (it's not a long article). The last sentence is everything.
Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Not phrasing it as "There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be governor" is possibly the biggest missed opportunity I've ever seen.
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