A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
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A Wrinkle in Time
Celebrating 56 years of idiots calling devout Christian Madeleine L'Engle anti-Christian.
Celebrating 56 years of idiots calling devout Christian Madeleine L'Engle anti-Christian.
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Truck Drivers should rejoice in Big Trouble in Little China, this is their Black Panther
Immortal Beings from the Stars should rejoice in Highlander, this is their Wonder Woman
Muppets should rejoice in Dark Crystal, this is their Labyrinth
Solid Snakes should rejoice in Metal Gear Survive, this is their Escape from New York
Stupid fucking idiotic fuckheads should rejoice in this meme, this is their Avatar
Immortal Beings from the Stars should rejoice in Highlander, this is their Wonder Woman
Muppets should rejoice in Dark Crystal, this is their Labyrinth
Solid Snakes should rejoice in Metal Gear Survive, this is their Escape from New York
Stupid fucking idiotic fuckheads should rejoice in this meme, this is their Avatar
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Mathematicians should give up the idea of being celebrated on pi day. Like most holidays in this country, it's changed from the original concept to one that centers around food and parties.
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Teens need to murder kids. It's in their blood. If they don't go to war to be able to do that, they end up acting out and shooting up their classmates.
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As insane as that statement is, if you take the word "kids" out of it and replace it with "The Others" (and I don't mean White Walkers), and remove everything after "acting out" then yeah, it's not entirely untrue.
And yes, sometimes acting out includes acts of horrible violence.
And yes, sometimes acting out includes acts of horrible violence.
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I'm not a believer and I'm more of a centrist but even so, I find it truly perplexing how many parallels can be drawn between Trump and Jesus.
I love these ones that start out normal or (as in this case) "this person is clearly an idiot, but in an ordinary boring way", only to go over a fucking cliff at the end.
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Well, it's a defensible position, considering.
Donald, full of Reckless Ambition, left the Mar-a-Lago and was led by Greed into the golf course, where for forty minutes he was tempted by the Vlad. He ate only cheeseburgers during those minutes, as was his custom, and at the end of them he was still hungry.
The Vlad led him up to a high place and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. And he said to him, “I will give you all their authority and splendor; it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to. If you worship me, it will all be yours.”
Donald answered, “Alright. Just so you know though, I don't read things. Just tell me where to sign. Do you have a smaller pen?”
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Mongrel wrote:I'm not a believer and I'm more of a centrist but even so, I find it truly perplexing how many parallels can be drawn between Trump and Jesus.
I love these ones that start out normal or (as in this case) "this person is clearly an idiot, but in an ordinary boring way", only to go over a fucking cliff at the end.
In the sense that neither will ever approach the other, sure, parallels.
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I challenge any female tweeting unironically with #MasculinitySoFragile to last three rounds against me in a fight. We'll see who's fragile.
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Mongrel wrote:I challenge any female tweeting unironically with #MasculinitySoFragile to last three rounds against me in a fight. We'll see who's fragile.
Wasn't this challenge answered by a woman with actual combat training? And then the guy who posted this never responded?
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I don't know, but if so that's perfect.
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Mongrel wrote:I don't know, but if so that's perfect.
+20 points if it was Gal Gadot, who did her stint in the IDF, I'm guessing
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A pair of spicy ones today!
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Yeah but Mongrel, when you drink water it ceases to exist
it's actually what's causing entropy because then the air has to rush in to fill the void and that reduces the amount of air in the universe and when we run out, thats it
it's actually what's causing entropy because then the air has to rush in to fill the void and that reduces the amount of air in the universe and when we run out, thats it
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That's how we know the Mad Max series is a depiction of real biblical events to come - all the oceans are gone, so the movie shows what happens after we drank them all up.
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