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[Brantly B.]

13:31 <Brentai> Turns out two groups do not fully encapsulate the spectrum of political opinions in a country of 328 million.
13:31 <myew> As of right now, thank god it's a spectrum.

[Brantly B.]

myew is now officially more self-aware than a talk show host.

[Niku]

[beatbandito]

<myew> We'll live to be dumb.

[Friday]

<Joxam> https://twitter.com/crowsx3/status/1123258198855647238
<Mr_Saturn|Laptop> hell.jpg
<Friday> I'm so glad I've never cared about Sonic
<Friday> not as a superior/haughty thing, I just can avoid all this pain
<Friday> I liked the early games they were rad
<Friday> but it'd be like if they made a DnD movie and it was fucking retarded
<Friday> wait fuck
<Mr_Saturn|Laptop> ha ha owned
<Friday> it'd be like if they made a Dark Tower movie and it was fuckign retarded
<Friday> wait fuck
<fbm> just go play sonic mania
<fbm> and before you say "I already have" that doesn't change my directive
<Brentai> I got ejected out of the Sonic and extended furry fandoms right around when Sonic started to spiral downward anyway, but I still wish the world would do better by the fandom. They deserve... well, they don't deserve to feel like they're a long-running joke.
<Brentai> Get it, running.
<myew> Sonic is a furry?
<Brentai> Yes myew.
<myew> Are myew going to give you a myew myew?
<Brentai> No myew.
<myew> Time is a work like a myew there a myew myew.
* Brentai escapes in the confusion.

[Caithness]

16:46 < Friday> Friday's secret fetish is to take a bath while listening to songs that have the word sex added in them.
To do this you need to pick a couple of songs on Spotify and play them while you're sitting on the
floor or in a bath or shower. This means you need to stand, lie down with your feet on the floor, bend
over, place a towel over your head and start the song on repeat. This is extremely
16:46 < Friday> sexy and very discreet.

[Friday]

I can't believe Talk to Transformer did me dirty like that

[LaserBeing]

[13:09] <myew> I need you to have died.

[Esperath]

<myew> Haiku novicework: a god damn vampires.

[Esperath]

[23:00:33] <fbm> "ACE (Advanced Computer Entertainment magazine) awarded the same C64 game an 889 (out of a possible 1000) overall rating." I've laughed at a lot of rating scales but literally never seen somethiing scored out of a thousand
[23:01:22] <MarsDragon> Very important if something gets a 889 or 888
[23:03:41] <fbm> "Screen Test was the games review section. Games were rated (out of ten) on Visual effects, Audio, IQ Factor, Fun Factor and an overall rating. Games were seen by all the reviewers, and the overall rating was notable for scoring games out of 1000 rather than the usual percentage or mark out of 10. Also introduced was the Predicted Interest Curve graph where the game was given a line graph
[23:03:41] <fbm> predicting the long term interest in the game over many months. " this somehow seems crazier than just scoring out of 1000
[23:07:39] <MarsDragon> Comparing Robocod to Super Mario World
[23:07:50] <Kishi> RoboCod every time.
[23:08:04] <MarsDragon> "Indeed, Robocod comes very close to achiving Mario's benchmark status, but a few things keep is from such lofty greatness."
[23:08:10] <fbm> the true soul of amiga is convincing yourself robocod belongs in the same sentence as mario world
[23:08:23] <MarsDragon> Outscored Civilization
[23:08:36] <Kishi> Listen, only one of those games is sponsored by Penguin Biscuits.
[23:08:44] <MarsDragon> Original Civ: 930/1000. Robocod: 934/1000
[23:08:45] <Kishi> (One of the Chocolatiest Biscuits in the World...)
[23:10:16] <fbm> just gonna make the rating system out of 1 million and say no two games can score the same
[23:10:24] <myew> You're gonna have a rating based on scrabble score.

[beatbandito]

<myew> Banjo just has to be online talking about blanket deregulation fuck him.

[Esperath]

[01:27:29] <Upthorn> !haiku can do better than that
[01:27:29] <Upth> Haiku Novicework: I am in your base / surely we can do better / "tube" is now a verb

meta as hell

[Esperath]

[01:28:49] <Upth> Haiku Novicework: the rubber dildo / and then mom got all rapey / Not once, not never!
[01:28:57] <Pisa|Katto> uhhh
[01:29:04] <Upthorn> !del7 and then mom got all rapey
[01:29:04] <Pisa|Katto> that would have been a bestof at one point in the past
[01:29:05] <Upth> deleted
[01:29:15] <myew> Would if i feel about gender issues, make one really isn't bestof.

[Brantly B.]

18:03 <myew> Also, the combat is heavily based around inaccurately depicting kinky sex.

[Brantly B.]

11:40 <myew> I'm actually not a computer.

[fanboymaster]

<fbm> BANANA SLAMMA
<myew> !Google is banana dick contagious.
<Utsuho> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=U ... contagious.

[Brantly B.]

<Brentai> myew, everybody's ejaculating.
<myew> Brentai: Ejaculating into space.

[Friday]

fapping at the speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed of light

[mharr]

Poetic, but scrupulously accurate. Classic Myew.

[Friday]

<Friday> shiro bako is really good
<Friday> but i will never rewatch it
<Friday> because that show gave me massive anxiety
<Friday> i can't even imagine actually working in that enviornment
<Friday> just watching it gave me minor panic attacks
<Pisa|Katto> the parts about racing last minute to deliver the master copy to the networks
<Pisa|Katto> is apparently commonplace
<Friday> jesus
<Friday> or rather
<Friday> mormon jesus
<myew> Jesus christ, that guy's a moron.