Our Boys In Blue

[Büge]

He was in an apartment building.

Under his own name.

With more weed than you could fit in a bathtub.

[Mongrel]

I still find it bleakly, hilariously, revealing that cops still think they can make anyone sound like a bad guy for dealing weed. Like, I still haven't gotten around to it and even *I* equate "local weed dealer" with "local public service".

Anyway, I think it'd be fair to say that many, if not most, American police forces have effectively become straight-up mafias.

[Joxam]

Its also fucking wild to me that unless the federal government steps in, there is literally nothing anyone can do about the 'investigation'.

[Mongrel]

Well, there's a real possibility that someone might start shooting DPD cops out of sheer frustration.

I don't even think I could condemn that at this point. If the mafia runs your town and higher levels of government are all paid off, the fuck are people supposed to do?

I mean, there's no fucking way that this isn't obviously an execution by members of the DPD to anyone in the DPD, but we all know that this fuckin' cop omerta will ensure not so much as one of them will say a thing. Or shit, even if one did, they'd probably have some sort of "accident" involving a shark with a laser on it's head that was "just delivering a pizza".

[mharr]

These Lips are Sealed

[Mongrel]

Fort Worth police just gunned down another unarmed black person guilty of sitting quietly inside their own home.

[Friday]

Police said Jefferson was with her 8-year-old nephew when she was killed. A family attorney, Lee Merritt, said the pair had stayed up late playing video games and “lost track of time” when they heard noise outside of Jefferson’s bedroom window.

see video games do cause violence

to yourself

you will be shot

[Grath]

We destroyed your house? Too bad, sucks to be you, we don't have to pay for it.

[atog]

[François]

You know, when I was reading the book of Revelations as a child, the notion that people would just start worshipping the antichrist seemed so weird to me.

Now I'm like, yeah, that tracks. I mean, I'm not saying that's what's going on, obviously. But I can imagine a meme image on facebook saying "the only good brown kid / is a brown kid with a cop's dick in her mouth" with 1.7 million likes, and, you know, there it is, that's what that would look like. Just... doing the most abominable shit you can think of, in plain sight, to thunderous applause.

Anyway, Merry Fuckin' Christmas to all the hard working officers of the 4th precinct's panhandler patrol. Enjoy drinking the blood of the saints while it lasts.

[Büge]

Police officer claims McDonald's employee wrote "fucking pig" on takeout coffee cup, is later revealed to have lied about it

Kudos to the manager of the McDonald's for actually looking into the incident, and not just kneejerk firing the server.

[Grath]

[Mongrel]

[Friday]

hahahahahaha

jesus fucking christ

[KingRoyal]

They've been using that exact same line since 2015, but by all accounts all incidents of police violence and murder have not gone down at all.

[Mongrel]

They've been using that exact same line since 2015, but by all accounts all incidents of police violence and murder have not gone down at all.

Now that's some devious shit.

[Mongrel]

Meanwhile, clueless fuckin cops being clueless fuckin cops:

[Mongrel]

[Büge]

[mharr]

UK police forces are responding to the crisis by spinning up http://www.swatyourdarkieneighbour.com because they've never read a fucking book.