Vampires vs Werewolves XI: IT

[Friday]

So this time around there are some rule changes

as usual I'll keep them in bold

The Master Vampire can, once per game, shoot up to three fireballs. Each fireball has a 30% chance to hit a random target, and because this is Dracula X, it will kill them instantly by knocking them into a pit.

The Greater Werewolf is now completely immune to scries, items, kills, voting, lynching, the Lightsaber, the Darksaber, and just up and quitting the game due to wolfgame stall. However he has a 99% chance to self-combust whenever they post.

Regular Wolves can now turn, each wolf, up to 2 players per wolf each night. Into vampires.

Regular vampires continue to not be able to win the game.

The Volcano Returns! Remember VvW1? No? That's because you're old! Anyway it erupts during the IT thread, killing (randomly) 50% of each player that signs up.

New Items on the AH! They are:

Star Power (Celebrity): Unlike regular Star Power, this makes you able to get a seat at a busy restaurant and sometimes other player will ask you for a selfie. You may accept or decline the selfie.

Fixed I Lose Button: Pressing this broadcasts your role to the entire thread.

Envy's Glove: Can be used to steal wolfsbane from one target once per game.

The Darksaber: BRRRM BRRRMMM BRRRMMMMMMM CRSHHHHHHHHHH

Time Machine (Past): You may go back to any previous VvW or Thing game and insert a post somewhere. I will update the thread as best I can to show how your post would have effected the game

Time Machine (Future): When using this, make a post accusing someone and I will include your post in VvWXII

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: If the Weretiger loses, does everyone else win?
A: yes

Q: If the Weretiger is Niku, does everyone else know it's him?
A: yes

Q: Is this post going to have a Guild joke?
A: no

Questions and sign ups go here!

[Upthorn]

Sure, why not?

[zaratustra]

hit me

[LaserBeing]

*awakens after 100 years*

[Friday]

leeham is buried under 10 tons of magma.

The day continues.

[Niku]

why is every joke today specifically engineered to cruelly get my hopes up

[Upthorn]

Oh, right. Of course. It's today.

[Friday]

I mean

If I actually get 20+ players I'll run the real thing

the real april fools is thinking there's a chance of that

[zaratustra]

in my defense i didn't even read the thing

[Brantly B.]

I'm now in, because I love forcing people who were joking to actually do stuff.

Don't do that to me though. Ever.

[Caithness]

Taking jokes seriously also appeals to my sense of humor.

[fanboymaster]

I'll fucking do it, I demand this game run as described

[Lottel]

Fool me once, can't get fooled again.


I'm in. I'm calling the ol' WEREWOLF April fool's day double bluff.

[Friday]

I'm now imagining team wolf just fucking vampire bombing the entire playerbase night 1

(only 12 more players to go!)

[Grath]

In.

[MarsDragon]

Why not.

[Friday]

10 more!

[Newbie]

I mean, if you're really going to track participants like this, I can be a body.

[Friday]

If VvW XI actually happens because of a stupid April Fools joke I swear to god

[Yoji]

I'm suspicious of the post date, but this crazy pyre could use more kindling. I'm in.