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[Esperath]

<myew> Haiku novicework: more than meets the california definition of fine.

[beatbandito]

13:04 <myew> Pretty sure brentai *is* an fbi watchlist.

[nosimpleway]

Damn, myew

[beatbandito]

<myew> Nyao is me, being productive. Yep.

[Silversong]

< nyao> Did that duck just cuss at me in a tragic judo accident.

[Silversong]

< nyao> bursts from Friday's skin pores

[Esperath]

[09:30:01] <myew> Http://store.steampowered.com/app/70205 ... g_of_saya/ dammit niku stop jerking off.

[Niku]

if myew tells me to stop jerking off I will face god and walk backwards into hell

[Esperath]

[19:16:50] <Kistulot> I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT REVENGE WITH MY SWORD
[19:17:12] <Kistulot> CUT IN HALF
[19:17:15] <Iacus> suddenly cartoony werdna
[19:17:28] <Brentai> My amulet, also my me!
[19:17:40] <nyao> Would you like some fresh DIE SCREAMING

[Esperath]

Castlevania is:

[23:32:26] <myew> A chilling commentary on overbreeding in the walls.

[Upthorn]

<myew> 5 Is a kind of dog?
<Upthorn> yes, myew, 5 is definitely a kind of dog
<myew> Definitely in the minds of myew.
<MarsDragon> To myew, all are dog
<myew> Good myew you are dog.

[beatbandito]

<myew> Let amazon into your precious lungs.

[Brantly B.]

11:16 <myew> Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

11:16 <myew> Fuck you if you say to the universe.

[beatbandito]

<@Silversong> myew, beatbandito
<myew> Silversong: Beatbandito breaks shitpost-character to express genuine sympathy while still shitposting.

[Friday]

<@Silversong> aw, I want a great big swap meet soon
<Brentai> Like, after vaccinations?
<@Silversong> Yeah. :(
<beatbandito> I'd like to "swap meat" soon
<@Silversong> swap meet was actually the last social thing I did
<beatbandito> if you are aware of what I am saying
<@Silversong> I am never aware of what you are saying
<beatbandito> damn
<beatbandito> someday someone will tell me what it all means
<@Silversong> myew, beatbandito
<myew> Silversong: Beatbandito breaks shitpost-character to express genuine sympathy while still shitposting.
<beatbandito> huh

edit: oops, beat beat me to it

[Brantly B.]

09:49 <nyao> !haiku Do friends kiss?
09:49 <Upth> Haiku Novicework: A Sticky Shocker / there's something under the phone / I predict buttsex

[Mongrel]

"You ALWAYS predict buttsex."

[Esperath]

[00:18:09] <Brentai> I'm pretty sure Romo knows about Olga's pit hair.
[00:19:06] <Brentai> He happens to be an expert on this subject.
[00:19:34] <Friday> damn it
[00:19:39] <Friday> now i'll never hear the end of it
[00:23:13] <myew> Peace walker starts to melt into lava. The final shot has jin sinking into the air. Simo belmo also jumped into the fight in the lategame.
[00:23:29] <leeham> myew, no spoilers

[Brantly B.]

<Brentai> As usual the urge to antivote on conservative recommendations is threatening to override my individual decision making.
<myew> I urge you to fuck your recommendations.

[Thad]

Is "vote for the candidate who's seen your butt" an option?