ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
- MarsDragon
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ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Today I got a blurry package! It is from...Kayma!
Inside was many mysterious and varied treasures!
A trap! It's a mass of Jigglypuffs to send me to sleep! I cleverly avoided the trap and stayed awake to finish chronicling the rest of the package.
Mojo Jojo was also there, with Blossom along to fight him! Plus, a mysterious Pokeball! Hm, the Pokeball has a zipper like a coin purse and feels like it has something inside...
Wait...that's...
JIGGLYPUFF!
I fended off the extra special hidden trap to unlock a puzzle! Sweet!
Books! A doorstopper combo of all the His Dark Materials books, plus two sidestores, one with a game!
Manga and video games! I've never actually played a Ys game before, but I hear these are a pretty good place to start.
All that from one package! Amazing. I raise my glass to Kayma, the Dirtiest of Santas!
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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Needs more jigglypuff.
Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Metal Slime wrote:Needs more jigglypuff.
You're right :(
- Brantly B.
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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
I have wrested a surprisingly heavy package from the inky depths of the Post Office. It appears to originate from a particularly cuddly man from Australia.
I don't have time to open it right now so you'll just have to quiver in antici for a bit. My prediction is that it will be packed full of giant spiders, because every object in Australia is actually a giant spider.
I don't have time to open it right now so you'll just have to quiver in antici for a bit. My prediction is that it will be packed full of giant spiders, because every object in Australia is actually a giant spider.
Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Constantine, I still haven't gotten a box or card or even a PM here on the boards from you. I see that you've posted in other parts of the forum - can you please reply to this in some fashion?
- Brantly B.
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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Oh there IS a loot thread on the new boards.
Bumping this so I don't forget to bump this again.
Bumping this so I don't forget to bump this again.
Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Hey Dogstar did Constantine ever send you anything
- Brantly B.
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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Christmas is in August, right?
Some time ago, I received a mysterious package from a hairy man in Australia, and immediately I knew what it was. Spiders. Nothing but spiders. Because every object in Australia is actually a spider.
Throwing caution to the wind, I AAAAAAGH oh hey these are actually some pretty nice spiders.
Right at the top, front and center, is a spider to make sweet love to. You trying to tell me something, Stush?
Paperback spiders of Samurai Champloo!
A valuable spider for when some blond afro fucker tries to trip you when you're coming down the stairs.
...Jesus Christ.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
This fucking spider is over a thousand pages long, and has its own soundtrack. No wonder people keep confusing it for some kind of Bible.
If I ever need to keep little girls occupied, I have the perfect spider for it now.
Spiders of "manga art" from the 90s...
Full of exactly what you would expect.
Game spiders from the 90s of Australia, full of references to something called a "Mega Drive". I don't think I learned anything about Mortal Kombat II from them, but I did learn that Virode Imtarnasan is gagging to go OFF!
No actual porn shown, but this is a link anyway.
Porn spiders from the 90s of Australia. Unfortunately, being American, I cannot become erect looking at women who are less than 90% silicone.
And... oh what are these spiders? Are they one-of-a-kind, exclusive examples of...
Art?
Yes, art!
More art! (I really like this one.)
More art!
More art!
More aAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty cool, unique stuff, Stush, just like I wanted. Thanks a bundle, ma-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time ago, I received a mysterious package from a hairy man in Australia, and immediately I knew what it was. Spiders. Nothing but spiders. Because every object in Australia is actually a spider.
Throwing caution to the wind, I AAAAAAGH oh hey these are actually some pretty nice spiders.
Right at the top, front and center, is a spider to make sweet love to. You trying to tell me something, Stush?
Paperback spiders of Samurai Champloo!
A valuable spider for when some blond afro fucker tries to trip you when you're coming down the stairs.
...Jesus Christ.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
This fucking spider is over a thousand pages long, and has its own soundtrack. No wonder people keep confusing it for some kind of Bible.
If I ever need to keep little girls occupied, I have the perfect spider for it now.
Spiders of "manga art" from the 90s...
Full of exactly what you would expect.
Game spiders from the 90s of Australia, full of references to something called a "Mega Drive". I don't think I learned anything about Mortal Kombat II from them, but I did learn that Virode Imtarnasan is gagging to go OFF!
No actual porn shown, but this is a link anyway.
Porn spiders from the 90s of Australia. Unfortunately, being American, I cannot become erect looking at women who are less than 90% silicone.
And... oh what are these spiders? Are they one-of-a-kind, exclusive examples of...
Art?
Yes, art!
More art! (I really like this one.)
More art!
More art!
More aAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty cool, unique stuff, Stush, just like I wanted. Thanks a bundle, ma-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
It's a Stushmas miracle!
- Mongrel
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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION
Well, it IS winter in Oz right now.
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