CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed May 16, 2018 5:02 pm

<leeham> Skyward Sword is the beginning of the Zelda story and Dark Souls 3 is the end

<myew> Kazz: Kill yourself with the development for prey 2, and then set the undertale fandom is up to wipe from my ophthalmologist appointment.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Fri May 25, 2018 4:35 pm

<@Friday> Every time someone talks about how Black Panther is the first black superhero I imagine Wesley Snipes somewhere scowling
<@Cait> I mean, most people didn't know Blade was a comic book character, that was back when the shame was on comics
<@Friday> that's true
<@Friday> Shame is still on the comics
<@Friday> Liefeld made sure of it
<@Cait> But not on comic book characters
<@Cait> Characters are fine now
<@Cait> Marvel's got trillions of dollars of movies, and DC has made a lot of TV shows
<@Friday> I understand that Marvel is trying to buy the Sun
<@Friday> so it can turn the Sun into a comic book character called "The Sun" and make a movie that's just "going outside"
<@Cait> Disney wouldn't make a movie with only one star in it
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu May 31, 2018 12:30 pm

<Mongrel> Funny enough, I'm a member of a dinosaur-themed forum
<QED2> are the memes there known as allo-tropes
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby beatbandito » Thu May 31, 2018 12:50 pm

Did you provide any context beyond that, or do your other friends just think you've finally outed yourself as a scalie?
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu May 31, 2018 2:58 pm

Hot Yuan-Ti action!

That reminds me though that that community used to have a guy who was big into dragons in that way.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:30 am

<Mark> Are there any movies about cops trying to arrest the president?
<Grant> Paul Blart 3: National Mall Cop
<Cannonball Fun> I have no reason not to believe that is true.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:08 am

<ToadBrews> I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a pescetarian
<ToadBrews> and will eat non-corvid birds if the seafood options suck (like they do at 100% of fast food restaurants)
<wcb> Who is eating crow in a non-metaphorical sense?
<Faceless> I hear lots of teenagers these days are smoking Jays
<KingRamz> A dubious claim.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:50 pm

<@Friday> Silver whats your favorite kind of ice cream
<@Friday> or favorite kinds
<Brentai> I want pep, olives, mushrooms, chicken. Onions aren't good cold and sausage is never good.
* Brentai orders a pepperoni and olive ice cream.
<@Friday> PEP AND OLIVE
<@Friday> I used to like Chocolate Chip Cookie dough and Mint Chip best
<@Friday> now it's probably anything with coconut
<@Friday> I'm extremely attracted to coconut
<Brentai> Was cookie dough, now probably coffee of some kind.
<Brentai> Crab ice cream[9] – a Japanese creation,[10] it is described as having a sweet taste; the island of Hokkaido, Japan, is known for manufacturing it[11]
<Brentai> Green tea ice cream is the McCartney to Coffee's Lennon, Green Tea is better than anything when it's good, but Coffee is always good.
<Kazz> i hate coffee ice cream
<Brentai> Also neopolitan, a brilliant invention to solve the problem of strawberry being the best ice cream flavor but overpowering on its own.
<Kazz> some company finally came up with the idea of making 3-flavor ice cream boxes that aren't just neopolitan
<Brentai> Neopolitan is so finely balanced though. Sweet strawberry on one side, rich chocolate on the other, fucking vanilla in the center keeping them apart.
<Brentai> It's like eating the Spock-Bones-Kirk dynamic.
<Brentai> So creamy
<Kazz> i loved that episode
<Kazz> where the teleporter malfunctioned and the crew decided to eat them before they melted
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:54 pm

The best Kazz around.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Thad » Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:20 am

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:41 pm

I also thought of that scene, because I always think of that scene whenever someone mentions neopolitan ice cream.

(and also because it's arguably the best joke in Simpsons history.)
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Caithness » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:45 pm

I think I'm gonna build a second stick
so i can force my daughters to resolve household disputes by playing ST
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:58 pm

<Mr_Saturn|Laptop> https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1 ... 4475736064 lol
<Yoji> "What kind of message is Walmart trying to se-" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5KWuqE4GLA
<@Romosome> no no no
<@Romosome> it's great
<@Romosome> this is a huge affront to our beloved president
<@Romosome> and I think Walmart deserves to be PUNISHED for it even if they remove the item
<@Romosome> gotta send a message
<@Romosome> I'm all for encouraging a republican boycott of walmart
* maou smooshes Romo's face.
<@Romosome> nuuuuuu
<Yoji> I'm in favor of dual-wielding airhorns
<Brentai> I'm enjoying seeing the other side get wrapped up in infighting for once.
<@Friday> what did the princess say to Mario
<@Friday> IM PEACH
<@Friday> millions of impeaches, impeaches for me
<@Friday> if Trump is impeached, do you think he'll go out on a podium and melt raiders of the lost ark style as gremlins explode from his skin and circle, cackling, before vanishing to infest another (nearby) old white man
<fbm> first one then the other
<@Friday> Nearby, Pence lurches, vomits, then stands up stock still and turns bright orange
<@Friday> "You're fired," he says to the puddle on the ground that used to be Trump
<@Cait> If Trump is impeached, I expect him to go out and say "No, YOU're impeached"
<@Romosome> I personally picture the scene where the mutant hits the car from Robocop
<Brentai> I almost expect him to try and hold a standoff in the Oval Office.
<Brentai> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, MUELLER
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:43 pm

Friday wrote:<Brentai> I almost expect him to try and hold a standoff in the Oval Office.
<Brentai> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, MUELLER

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby zaratustra » Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:36 am

he'll just hole up in trump tower and act like he's still president

and his people will believe him

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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:57 pm

<@Friday> there needs to be a better website for people looking for people who will like, send you good dog memes
<Sede> There's GOTTA be a BETTER way
<Sede> have you ever considered though friday, what you're looking for, may be right in front of your face?
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<Sede> this guy. make him do it.
<Brentai> The memes were inside you all along.
<Sede> *wild dogs burst out of friday's chest*
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:43 pm

<maou> https://i.imgur.com/vytchZN.jpg is this loss
<@Romosome> it should just say "sad boomer on board"
<@Romosome> probably gen x
<@Romosome> the word millenial is useless now
<@Romosome> they're calling kids born 20 years after the millenium "millenials"
<@Friday> it's weird to me how elitist manual drivers are
* Yoji steals the jeep and slashes the tires
<@Friday> like imagine being elitist about automatic sliding glass doors
<@Friday> BACK IN MY DAY, WE HAD TO OPEN GLASS DOORS WITH OUR HANDS
<@Friday> thats literally what a manual transmission is
<@Romosome> Friday it's how you justify inferiority
<Sede> a millenia is a long time
<@Romosome> like
<@Romosome> I know this because I drove manual
<@Romosome> so when you have to deal with that stupid shifting bullshit all the time
<@Romosome> and stuff like every so often your car just stalling out
<@Romosome> you comfort yourself
<@Romosome> by saying stuff like "this makes me cooler than other people"
<@Romosome> "they CAN'T HANDLE IT"
<+Mazian> Seriously. I own one right now in a city full of hills and traffic, and it will be my last.
<@Friday> It gets better gas milage, right?
<@Friday> Like that at least is one thing
<@Romosome> Only if you drive it properly.
<+Mazian> These days, not really.
<@Romosome> And yeah most automatics are probably better at mileage control than we are.
<@Romosome> So it might get slightly better mileage if you drive very carefully and go super slow
<Sede> if you're a pro street racer is only really when that factors in
<+Mazian> Modern automatics have gotten a LOT better. You can only eke out a tiny improvement in mileage if you're a pro driver that shifts exactly at the optimum point all the time.
<@Romosome> and do a bunch of stuff that will get you better mileage in an automatic anyway
<@Romosome> yeah what maz said
<@Friday> ah ok
<@Romosome> but yeah it's just sour grapes
<@Romosome> "I'm too good for automatic"
<@Friday> imagine being proud you still used VHS
<@Friday> MILLENIALS CANT OPERATE MY VCR
<@Romosome> I mean, vinyl.
<Sede> additional distractions while controlling a motor vehicle is better!
<@Romosome> oh you mean like technical skill
<@Romosome> yeah
<@Romosome> bitch I'm so hardcore I'm still on dialup
<@Romosome> all you soft fuckers with your fast download speeds
<@Romosome> enjoy being cucked by verizon
<@Friday> I
<@Friday> DONT EVEN USE THE INTERNET
<@Friday> I EAT WHOLE, UNSLICED BREAD
<@Romosome> Friday just yells so loud it shows up on IRC
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:26 pm

That's one thing that annoys me about motorbikes. They're ALL still manual because too many idiots will only buy them that way. Automatic is possible, and a handful of models were made during the 70's proving it's viable, but development of automatic transmissions for motorbikes was basically abandoned nearly 50 years ago.

I mean, crotch rockets are basically sports cars, so I can understand manual there. But not every bike is a crotch rocket.

On the other side of the coin the old moped I still own in storage has a belt-driven CVT, where the whole engine pivots as the torque load changes, and that is fucking cool.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby beatbandito » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:42 pm

To get slightly off point to get back to the original point, that is 100% loss, because there's no way a gear layout that stupid exists.
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Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Postby Friday » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:02 pm

That particular image was edited to be loss, yeah. The real one is here.
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