A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:37 am

Yeah, "FEDERAL CRIME!" comments are way more of a hot take than the tweet.

All we know about this guy is that he's got a bathwater kink (which, okay, ew... but light years away from being the worst kink I've ever heard of). If your boyfriend/girlfriend just got a package they're visibly nervous about, the correct response is not to rip it from their hands and tear it open.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Lottel » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:39 pm

Unless that's their kink
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:27 pm

okay you got me I admit it
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Lottel » Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:47 pm

That's my kink.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:16 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Friday » Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:46 pm

I open carry my burn deck
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Brentai » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:12 pm

They can take our lives... but they can't take... our HOUSE RULES!!!
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Postby Büge » Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:41 pm

Brentai wrote:They can take our lives... but they can't take... our HOUSE RULES!!!


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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:04 am

Look, I know posting John McAfee is cheating, but...

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby hngkong » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:50 pm

Mongrel wrote:Long dumb M:tG sovereign citizen bullshit rant


The best part is that Wizards reps immediately told him that it wasn't optional and if he wanted to continue to be sanctioned, he had no choice but to do the London mulligan. The owner threw a minor shitfit, explaining "That's not what I was told", until the person confirmed, "No, you were told that multiple times."

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:43 am

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:35 pm

Somebody mentioned the line about "Ok first of all, how was Hitler a racist when he allied with the Japanese and the Italians (blacks)?" and I was like, no way that's real, that's gotta be a troll job.

Welp.

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:12 pm

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Check Apocrypha B, Psalm 2 "Hockey fan matrix".
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:08 am

Biotech is so much more powerful than our Normaltech. Imagine if we could tap its full potential; maybe your car could just heal itself of any scratches. Or it could give birth to your new car. And then you could feed the old one to your house.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Mongrel » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:22 pm

Nigel Farage is the Brexit Icarus. Here's how he can see us fly out of the EU to freedom


This was in the Telegraph, no less.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby zaratustra » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:45 pm

The article does mention the Icarus legend in full, but yes, bad title.

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Postby Mongrel » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:23 pm

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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Brentai » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:56 pm

Hate to break it to you dawg but an $800k home isn't even going to impress a tourist around here.
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Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Postby Thad » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:06 am

You know, I think that Joker movie is on to something.

The entitled rantings of incels do sound like something out of a supervillain origin story.

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